Countdown Specials - Scenes We'd Like To See

[Douglas Wilson]

The concept is stolen from the last round of Mock the Week, where the panelists suggest funny things, yet unlikely to happen under a particular topic ie. unlikely things for a weather reporter to say.

Since Charlie hinted there would be a suprise when the specials are broadcasted I thought it would be cool to start a topic where we suggest what we'd like the suprise to be.

For me, other than the obvious of Rachel wearing slightly less clothes I'd like to see an additional special between James Robinson and Amey.

[Marc Meakin]

And the guest this week in dictionary corner is Carol Vorderman.

[Ben Hunter]

Rachel Riley naked with James Robertson

[James Robinson]

Rachel Riley naked with James Robertson

Who
Oh, the jam maker's relative, not me, the juice maker's relative.

[Lesley Hines]

Frankie Boyle doing Susie's job: "Ai've gawt a foourr.."

[Marc Meakin]

Back by popular demand the challenger today is James Robinson.
Oh sorry that should have been scenes we are unlikely to see

[James Robinson]

Back by popular demand the challenger today is James Robinson.

I think "popular" might be a stretch.

[Marc Meakin]

Craig Beevers v Kirk Bevins in player of the decade final.

[James Robinson]

Craig Beevers v Kirk Bevins in player of the decade final.

Why is Julian Fell not in that final then

[Marc Meakin]

Craig Beevers v Kirk Bevins in player of the decade final.

Why is Julian Fell not in that final then

Kirk beat him in the semi final in a crucial conundrum 137 - 129.

[Ian Fitzpatrick]

Susie Dent:
"Yes Jeff, Dictionary Corner have two nines:
GANGISEED and GANDISEEG"

[James Robinson]

Susie Dent:
"Yes Jeff, Dictionary Corner have two nines:
GANGISEED and GANDISEEG"

Why wouldn't DC have DISENGAGE as well

[Kirk Bevins]

Why wouldn't DC have DISENGAGE as well

Have you ever watched Mock The Week, James? I think Ian was talking about "scenes you'd never see on a Countdown special".

[James Robinson]

Why wouldn't DC have DISENGAGE as well

Have you ever watched Mock The Week, James? I think Ian was talking about "scenes you'd never see on a Countdown special".

I was just saying that it could be the start of the anecdote, with the correct one, followed by the 2 unusual offerings. Although, if you look at the title, it's "Scenes We'd LIKE TO See", not "Scenes We'd NEVER See".

By the way, I think Mock The Week is a fantastic show.

[Ian Fitzpatrick]

Why wouldn't DC have DISENGAGE as well

Have you ever watched Mock The Week, James? I think Ian was talking about "scenes you'd never see on a Countdown special".

I was just saying that it could be the start of the anecdote, with the correct one, followed by the 2 unusual offerings. Although, if you look at the title, it's "Scenes We'd LIKE TO See", not "Scenes We'd NEVER See".

By the way, I think Mock The Week is a fantastic show.

I WAS only thinking of Mock the Week, rather than the title, more entertaining I thought, but never mind.

[Kirk Bevins]

I WAS only thinking of Mock the Week, rather than the title, more entertaining I thought, but never mind.

I knew what you were getting at and was quite humorous but autistic people struggle with such things.

[Gavin Chipper]

A lot of people put titles of things in quotes or italics even when they're talking about the thing - so presumably when they're talking about the title they'd have to double quote. For example:

"Mock the Week" has the name ""Mock the Week"".

[Chris Corby]

Susie Dent:
"Yes Jeff, Dictionary Corner have two nines:
GANGISEED and GANDISEEG"

Why wouldn't DC have DISENGAGE as well

Because when the letters were drawn it spelt DISENGAGE...

[Gavin Chipper]

Susie Dent:
"Yes Jeff, Dictionary Corner have two nines:
GANGISEED and GANDISEEG"

Why wouldn't DC have DISENGAGE as well

Because when the letters were drawn it spelt DISENGAGE...

And Dictionary Corner still didn't get it?

[Matthew Green]

'Hoping to make it 8 wins on the bounce and guarantee a spot in the finals, please welcome back... Clare Sudbery'

'Following Clarke Carlisle, we now have our 2nd professional footballer of the series Thierry Henry in the champions chair. Thierry won his first game yesterday spotting OUTSTEER and PROMATE along the way'

'Our challenger Kai is 13 and his husband Alec is in the audience today'

'Our first quarter finalist has a job and family commitments, has never even heard of apterous and actually knows the meaning of the words he declares'

[Gavin Chipper]

This is Alistair Stewart's last appearance in Dictionary Corner - we can guarantee he won't be coming back because he's getting an axe through his head.

[Kevin Davis]

"In Dictionary Corner today is Richard Digance...and this medieval torture device."

[Gavin Chipper]

"In Dictionary Corner today is Ted Moult...and this shotgun."

[JimBentley]

"In Dictionary Corner today is Ted Moult...and this shotgun."

You total bastard!

Gavin is the Frankie Boyle of c4countdown.

[Jeff Clayton]

Time to announce today's guest in Dictionary Corner - please welcome, Tinchy Stryder......

[Kevin Davis]

"Good afternoon, and welcome to Countdown. If you're watching this at the usual time, remember the 5am repeat has naked Rachel!"