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by Oliver Garner
Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:08 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: New Talent
Replies: 21
Views: 4715

Re: New Talent

I'd have to say, even 99-year-old Granny-in-law's noticed the decline in standard recently. (She also commented how Jeff's jokes always sound like he's reading them off a script - hmmmmm.) AFAICS, it's just going to end up with an increase of apterous players called stuff like Practice Name, rather...
by Oliver Garner
Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:58 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown words spotted in real life
Replies: 122
Views: 55293

Re: Countdown words spotted in real life

Matt Morrison wrote:Quite a few places in Ealing that advertise selling PIEROGIS. Not tried one yet.
If I had offered PIEROGIS^ in my 8th game against Mark Goodliffe, I would never have been an octochamp. The plural is PIEROGIES.
by Oliver Garner
Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:34 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 196161

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Fantasy brag and scrag for me.
Brag - BARE POINTZ
Scrag - Transferred in Larsson, forgot to put him in my starting XI and he goes and scores 2 goals
by Oliver Garner
Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:09 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 196161

Re: The C4C Football Thread

by Oliver Garner
Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:48 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Premier League
Replies: 43
Views: 8629

Re: Apterous Premier League

It would be easier for the tournament to take place over three weeks, with everyone playing 2 games against their opponent at the same time as and when they see fit.
by Oliver Garner
Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Sophie Krol's Musings - and your comments about them.
Replies: 85
Views: 24264

Re: Sophie Krol's Musings - and your comments about them.

Yep. Oh look a joke about Jeff's height. Oh look a joke about Man United or Hartlepool. Oh look a joke about Rachel being young and not knowing what Jeff is on about. Definitely something needs to be done, I can barely watch Countdown 'live' anymore because of this, it's far easier to just skip thr...
by Oliver Garner
Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mastermind
Replies: 72
Views: 8778

Re: Mastermind

Mastermind final on right on BBC Two. Quite a strong lineup so it should be good, then again it is the grand final of TV's toughest quiz. Then when this has finished switch over to BBC One for AQoS at half 8 then HIGNFY straight after and a QI repeat of series G at half 9. I don't know why on earth...
by Oliver Garner
Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:46 am
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Wednesday 13th April 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 63)
Replies: 4
Views: 1114

Re: Wednesday 13th April 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 63)

James Robinson wrote: Nope, although isn't BROMELIAD in :?:
Yes, but the entry says:
bromelia, -iad - American plant of family Bromeliaceae etc.
by Oliver Garner
Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:12 am
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Wednesday 13th April 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 63)
Replies: 4
Views: 1114

Re: Wednesday 13th April 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 63)

No BROMELIA then in round 1, even though it's in my BARE old Oxford dictionary (1976 Concise - Just part of my vintage dictionary collection :))
by Oliver Garner
Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:07 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday April 14th 2011
Replies: 23
Views: 5072

Re: Spoilers For Thursday April 14th 2011

James Robinson wrote: I don't think this week is as bad as a couple of weeks ago, but this series is starting to turn into Series 62 Mk.2. :(
Oi! Just because a player as bad as me managed to win it
by Oliver Garner
Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:42 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Tiny Tots Tournament
Replies: 123
Views: 23365

Re: Tiny Tots Tournament

Why not?
by Oliver Garner
Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:44 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How fit are you?
Replies: 53
Views: 6812

Re: How fit are you?

Thanks to middle-distance running (club level with my highest placing at a county championship being 4th), I am fairly aerobically fit. I used to play a lot of football, but my ball control skills are pretty poor nowadays. Incidentally, a guy in my class at school plays in the Norwich City academy a...
by Oliver Garner
Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:03 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: RIP Richard Samson
Replies: 18
Views: 3096

Re: RIP Richard Samson

RIP Richard. Although I do not remember much about him, I can recall him being in DC for Julian's extraordinary 146 game.
by Oliver Garner
Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:29 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: FIFA 11
Replies: 18
Views: 4248

Re: FIFA 11

Ohhh, it's that boring, sending-you-to-sleep-as-soon-as-you-start-watching-it sport again - that's basically (and you need to understand this, boys) kicking a ball around some grass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have probably figured this out already, but ...
by Oliver Garner
Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: DC Guests' Legitimate Words?
Replies: 5
Views: 2333

Re: DC Guests' Legitimate Words?

I beat Jonny Maitland in a Scrabble tournament B division, in which I won and he came second so he must be fairly good.
by Oliver Garner
Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:36 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Rastamouse
Replies: 4
Views: 943

Rastamouse

is awesome. Nuff said.
by Oliver Garner
Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:26 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: ronnie or messi
Replies: 15
Views: 1925

Re: ronnie or messi

Messi. O'Sullivan's pretty awesome as well, and a decent club runner to boot.
by Oliver Garner
Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:32 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous FA Cup
Replies: 195
Views: 32900

Re: Apterous FA Cup

I'll give it a whirl
by Oliver Garner
Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:15 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it
Replies: 257
Views: 199335

Re: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it

Craig Beevers wrote:Should test it out by changing the Countdown clock music to something he won't like and see what happens.
+1
by Oliver Garner
Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:47 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Hyper Numbers Tourney + Duel
Replies: 115
Views: 14411

Re: Hyper Numbers Tourney + Duel

Congrats to Matt on victory! I will hope to run another tournament probably involving letters attacks of some sort (with possibly duel entry) in August/September, after Feisty's phenomenally successful Summer Open.
by Oliver Garner
Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:47 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Karen on The Chase
Replies: 128
Views: 17410

Re: Karen on The Chase

I'm wondering if this show (Feb 23rd) was filmed before mine, because after catching me and my team-mate Shaun said "I'm back" as though he may have had a recent defeat. Also before we took to the set the production team told us that one team this series had won on 19 steps. Looking at Wi...
by Oliver Garner
Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:26 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday February 24th 2011
Replies: 18
Views: 3997

Re: Spoilers For Thursday February 24th 2011

Or maybe even a New Zealand rugby legend.
by Oliver Garner
Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:45 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: CountMax errors
Replies: 727
Views: 91334

Re: CountMax errors

Sulfur and its derivatives. From Wikipedia: However, the IUPAC adopted the spelling sulfur in 1990, as did the Royal Society of Chemistry Nomenclature Committee in 1992.[26] The Qualifications and Curriculum Authority for England and Wales recommended its use in 2000,[27] and it now appears in GCSE ...
by Oliver Garner
Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:28 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown in the news
Replies: 217
Views: 63623

Re: Countdown in the news

Eoin Monaghan wrote:I wonder if Jack would have got this?
I imagine so, he is rather good, isn't he?
by Oliver Garner
Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:38 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Hyper Numbers Tourney + Duel
Replies: 115
Views: 14411

Re: Hyper Numbers Tourney + Duel

Dinos Sfyris wrote:Yeah time this was resolved. 7 days grace for Chris and Craig to play their QF, then I skip to play Matthew in the final. Think that's more than fair.
Agreed
by Oliver Garner
Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:46 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Topical
Replies: 90
Views: 9020

Re: Topical

Michael Wallace wrote:I blame the Daily Mail.
Indeed. Because 50% of the population are of above average weight, which is clearly disastrous and completely unexpected, especially if the 'average' used is the median.
by Oliver Garner
Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:57 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Masters 2011
Replies: 167
Views: 29708

Re: Apterous Masters 2011

In please!
by Oliver Garner
Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:16 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Junior Countdowners
Replies: 51
Views: 6314

Re: Junior Countdowners

Yes please
by Oliver Garner
Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:31 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Tuesday 25th January (Series 64, Prelim 12)
Replies: 1
Views: 518

Tuesday 25th January (Series 64, Prelim 12)

Countdown recap for Tuesday 25 January 2011. C1: Champion Ken Alden (1 win, 90 points.) C2: Challenger Jamie Humphries. DC: Susie Dent and Andrew Castle. RR: Rachel Riley. OT: Other words or solutions. R01: G B R N O E I K L R02: F T A U D A T U R R03: S D A E V G O P E R04: B P T U I E N T N R05: 7...
by Oliver Garner
Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:45 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Deal Or No Deal
Replies: 97
Views: 11263

Re: Deal Or No Deal

Michael Wallace wrote:Corby and Charlie have massively oversimplified this. Their probability models fail to take into account the energy in the room, whether there was any chanting going on, and what colour clothing the contestant was wearing.

Amateurs.
Oh how we need likes back
by Oliver Garner
Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:42 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 437886

Re: Feature requests

Just a random request RE the forum for apterous. The feature request thread has been of a similar length to the bug reports thread for all the last 2 1/2 years. A graph comparing their growth would be kinda cool.
by Oliver Garner
Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:37 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday January 26th 2011
Replies: 13
Views: 1775

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday January 26th 2011

Isn't an uninverted T just called a T?
by Oliver Garner
Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:17 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Round 6
Replies: 38
Views: 6536

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Round 6

Main Event - Championship Flight - 1st, 2nd and 3rd place play-off Having beaten Innis on Wednesday night, all I had to do to win the tournament was beat Edward. However, Ed had already put a dent in my chances of winning the Speed Demon competition, so I knew I was in for a tough series of games. O...
by Oliver Garner
Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:09 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Best word I never knew I knew
Replies: 6
Views: 1217

Re: Best word I never knew I knew

When I look back at old games, I constantly think to myself 'How did I know/not know that word? I would never/always spot that nowadays'.
by Oliver Garner
Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:09 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Round 5
Replies: 40
Views: 6724

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Round 5

by Oliver Garner
Sun Jan 16, 2011 12:14 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Your best apterous word to date?
Replies: 124
Views: 14987

Re: Your best apterous word to date?

Ben Hunter wrote:gandiseeg.org would have been top drawer.
Interesting you said that.
by Oliver Garner
Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mensa
Replies: 39
Views: 5366

Re: Mensa

I did the test a couple of years ago. I thought it was a slightly odd test: the majority of the questions were analogies or shape-related questions. However, I passed the test and joined Mensa, and here's what I think: The magazine - isn't bad. Often some interesting articles, and the puzzles are f...
by Oliver Garner
Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:27 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 196161

Re: The C4C Football Thread

FANTASY POST OF BRAG
2,372nd this week. Almost halved my overall position. Woo hoo!
Sorry about that. Will now wait for Vidic, Nani, Berbatov, Rooney, Bent, Bale, Baines and Torres to score really highly to ruin it for me.
by Oliver Garner
Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:48 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Favourite Scrabble words
Replies: 61
Views: 12465

Re: Favourite Scrabble words

also SUBERECT
by Oliver Garner
Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:24 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Round 5
Replies: 40
Views: 6724

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Round 5

The clash of the Junior Mint undefeateds Dinos Sfyris 2 - 1 Ed McCullagh First 2 games were standard max-1ers leading to a "Who can press "?" quickest" competition. The 3rd game looked like we were off to an epic high score kicking off with all 7s in the first 3 rounds. I pursue...
by Oliver Garner
Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:42 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Round 5
Replies: 40
Views: 6724

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Round 5

Main Event Garner 1 Gillard 2 Garner 96 Gillard 93 Garner 90 Gillard 93 Garner 89 Gillard 99 Three very close games. I'm relieved to pull through (I think) as group winner, finishing with a higher game difference than Kirk and Adam, also on 3 wins. Speed Daemon - Pool Elite Sfyris 76 Garner 77 Anoth...
by Oliver Garner
Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:35 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday January 12th 2011
Replies: 48
Views: 3680

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday January 12th 2011

James Robinson wrote:
Oliver Garner wrote:AVAUNT
If you're referring to Round 11, Oliver, there was no N in the selection. :oops:
Oops :oops:
by Oliver Garner
Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:44 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday January 12th 2011
Replies: 48
Views: 3680

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday January 12th 2011

Josh Hurst wrote:Adam has been practising apparently. Confirmation that Jeff uses Apterous.
Or that Damian writes the scripts.
by Oliver Garner
Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:32 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday January 12th 2011
Replies: 48
Views: 3680

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday January 12th 2011

Imagine if there was a TTT taking a dig at old people
by Oliver Garner
Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:28 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Favourite Scrabble words
Replies: 61
Views: 12465

Re: Favourite Scrabble words

You can get away with that on a TV show but not for a game you want people to take seriously worldwide. Point taken. I guess the problem is that CSW is only updated every 4 or so years, so if a pluralisation becomes popular in that time, it has the be accounted for in the dictionary before it becom...
by Oliver Garner
Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:38 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Favourite Scrabble words
Replies: 61
Views: 12465

Re: Favourite Scrabble words

Haha excellent. So now it's the Oliver Garner's Opinion Word List. Much more suitable for the world stage. Countdown does alright with not allowing (most) mass nouns. Also, I only gave an opinion and I never said that my opinion is a good indicator as to whether it would be more/less suitable for t...
by Oliver Garner
Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:59 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Favourite Scrabble words
Replies: 61
Views: 12465

Re: Favourite Scrabble words

Charlie Reams wrote:
Oliver Garner wrote: I agree that CSW has flaws, especially in ridiculous pluralisations of mass nouns
What would you have done?
Not allowed these ridiculous pluralisations.
by Oliver Garner
Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:06 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Favourite Scrabble words
Replies: 61
Views: 12465

Re: Favourite Scrabble words

The CSW is mad. I disagree. CSW is played all over the world so every English-speaking country's slang words would need to be included. I agree that CSW has flaws, especially in ridiculous pluralisations of mass nouns (all chemical elements take an s - Craig correct me if I'm wrong), but I wouldn't...
by Oliver Garner
Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:29 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Favourite Scrabble words
Replies: 61
Views: 12465

Re: Favourite Scrabble words

Joseph Krol wrote:GALJOENS triple-tripled (got it in a game yesterday)
It ain't good mate. Which numpty failed to challenge that?
by Oliver Garner
Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:01 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Favourite Scrabble words
Replies: 61
Views: 12465

Re: Favourite Scrabble words

TWIGLOO, YABA and FUBAR.
Edit Edit, Learnt SOUTPIEL in the 2 minutes between posting and seeing Ben's reply.
by Oliver Garner
Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:52 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: User Images: a plea, and an offer.
Replies: 52
Views: 8906

Re: User Images: a plea, and an offer.

Emailed something, which shows slightly less chest
by Oliver Garner
Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:51 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Round 4
Replies: 57
Views: 12548

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Round 4

Junior Mint
Garner 89 Laddiman 85
Garner 91 Laddiman 84
Oliver 2 Kai 0

Speed Daemon - Pool Elite
Garner 90 Carson 80
Garner 62 McCullagh 92
The Elite pool is wide open with only Neb on 2 out of 2. It could well be won with 3 wins.
by Oliver Garner
Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:12 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Post your first game on apterous
Replies: 39
Views: 5762

Re: Post your first game on apterous

Dinos Sfyris wrote:My first recorded game I despair at the level of shitness!
So it used to be the case that you would get pencils even if you didn't max the round. That would explain why I got so many pencils in the days when I would consider a 4-max game to be a success.
by Oliver Garner
Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:40 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: London Underground
Replies: 52
Views: 6744

Re: London Underground

TBH, I'm fine wallowing around in Burger King and piss and sweat, while roasting to death in the boiling heat.
by Oliver Garner
Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:37 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Round 4
Replies: 57
Views: 12548

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Round 4

Garner 96 Bevins 95
Garner 103 Bevins 101
So I'm fairly pleased to beat an out of practice Kirk Bevins in two very close games. To win the group then, I have the difficult task of avoiding a 2-0 defeat against Adam (I think).
by Oliver Garner
Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:42 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Roses
Replies: 17
Views: 3147

Re: Roses

Marc Meakin wrote: Thanks you are a legend
No probs mate