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by Steve Balog
Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:52 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Old-fashioned numbers game puzzle
Replies: 2
Views: 1650

Re: Old-fashioned numbers game puzzle

Seems fairly simple: 100 1 1 2 2 3 --> 100 -- I believe 27 is the largest you can get with the smalls here. Might be a bit harder to try and make one with a two-large selection, with one 100, where 100 = 100 is the only solution. I'll think about that one. 4 large is impossible for obvious reasons, ...
by Steve Balog
Sat Jun 04, 2011 6:54 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday June 3rd 2011
Replies: 35
Views: 7830

Re: Spoilers for Friday June 3rd 2011

Congrats, Ed. I waited for the recap before posting in this thread because I actually wanted to read through it, but another excellent effort. I'm very, very impressed by round 5, especially with 7 off being the best possible: I see those numbers and that target and I probably actually throw my penc...
by Steve Balog
Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:27 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 444794

Re: Bug reports

Also damnit Charlie you wiping the player vs. bot games killed a 1,000 round numbers attack I was 260 rounds in at almost 10% maxes above my current average :cry: I mean, I know that lag and all and that helps, but still :cry: :cry: Not sure what you're talking about, I didn't wipe anything intenti...
by Steve Balog
Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:34 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 444794

Re: Bug reports

Assuming that something bugged out in the client? That was a pretty easy round, with 50 sec. to boot. Also damnit Charlie you wiping the player vs. bot games killed a 1,000 round numbers attack I was 260 rounds in at almost 10% maxes above my current average :cry: I mean, I know that lag and all and...
by Steve Balog
Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:45 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 444794

Re: Bug reports

Just did a conundrum marathon which resulted in a bit of strange behaviour from the conundrum generator. This is apparently a valid word actually -- it's a Yiddish term for an object of little value, like a trinket or bagatelle -- or a "pretty woman" (I'll hold my tongue). Now, why on ear...
by Steve Balog
Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:15 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Only Connect (Connection Walls)
Replies: 52
Views: 8473

Re: Only Connect (Connection Walls)

I'm going to try and make more of these when I get new ideas. I have two more -- one that's reasonably easy , one that... well.... isn't . Second one is only rated Hard because of how many "that was soooooo easy" comments I've gotten (I by default now rate everything a level lower than I t...
by Steve Balog
Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:17 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 439375

Re: Feature requests

Soory about my impatience, but wasn't there meant to be a new variant 11 days ago? I don't think I'm really going to do this every month, there just isn't enough time in the day. You can always just do something like GoatLock or something (if it's possible to just mash the code together, if not jus...
by Steve Balog
Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:08 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 444794

Re: Bug reports

I played a Bullet Hypernumbers Attack recently, and managed to get a target that Apterous's solver wasn't able to get in 3 seconds. It doesn't count a perfect solve that the game can't get as a max though -- it is possible to change the code so a perfect numbers solve is counted as a max even if the...
by Steve Balog
Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:45 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Hardest conundrums
Replies: 11
Views: 3869

Re: Hardest conundrums

Yea, I really'd like to see the return of known words that can be very hard to unscramble because of all kinds of red herring stems and letter patterns, rather than "hey here's a word only Apetrous users know by Rote memorisation and no one knows the meaning of". I like EAVESDROP, (and as ...
by Steve Balog
Tue May 31, 2011 3:44 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Official Thread of Brag
Replies: 1176
Views: 168190

Re: Official Thread of Brag

So one night I'm bored and I'm like HEY WOULDN'T BULLET HYPERNUMBERS BE AWESOME!? So I decided my first hypernumber attack would be 3 seconds a round because, you know, why the hell not? I expected to get like 4. I did a bit better , including one the game couldn't get. Though 16 wasn't out of the q...
by Steve Balog
Mon May 30, 2011 2:21 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown-ey Jokes
Replies: 13
Views: 3155

Re: Countdown-ey Jokes

"I have diarrhoea"
by Steve Balog
Mon May 30, 2011 2:10 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Deal Or No Deal
Replies: 97
Views: 11272

Re: Deal Or No Deal

Eh, again with Deal or No Deal here they go out of their way to pick the dumbest or most spastic contestants that apply. I don't watch the show much, but I know people who do and they tell me people who have like bills or a mortgage to pay off will go for it on a very common basis with like a $5 and...
by Steve Balog
Sun May 29, 2011 10:42 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Deal Or No Deal
Replies: 97
Views: 11272

Re: Deal Or No Deal

Also, on either a much lighter or much more sad nte (depending on how twisted you are, guess where I fall here, go on), http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEOL0CtQR4I I think the think that angers me the most is that the fourth person didn't say her case had $50,000 . And one more video for good measure...
by Steve Balog
Sun May 29, 2011 10:26 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Deal Or No Deal
Replies: 97
Views: 11272

Re: Deal Or No Deal

Biggest fucking idiot today I have ever seen. I only ever leave it on after Countdown if someone does really well to begin with and it makes for some interesting deal decisions. In those situations, I always want the person to do well cos I'm a nice guy. Today I wanted her so badly to fucking fail....
by Steve Balog
Sat May 28, 2011 4:19 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1636
Views: 1693781

Re: Politics in General

Rhys Benjamin wrote:By closing down the mines so as to save the miner's lives.
Huh? I thought the right wing was all about profit, human life be damned?

I'm confused now :x
by Steve Balog
Sat May 28, 2011 4:13 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: AV: Yes or No?
Replies: 277
Views: 50617

Re: AV: Yes or No?

Yea, gotta agree with that. And, as I mentioned before, supporting the Conservative party would put you pretty much as a moderate in America. To be "right wing" in America, I'm pretty sure you have to have at least 2 of the classical signs of sociopathy. Actually, if you ever want to pull ...
by Steve Balog
Fri May 27, 2011 9:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1636
Views: 1693781

Re: Politics in General

Awwwww, Rhys thinks he's a right winger. How cute. Come to America, where you'll be branded a Communist, Socialist, Marxist Nazi if you're to the left of Mussolini, elected officials write bills that would, for example, have women put to death for miscarrying (Google "Georgia bill HB 1" if...
by Steve Balog
Fri May 27, 2011 8:55 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: AV: Yes or No?
Replies: 277
Views: 50617

Re: AV: Yes or No?

I don't even know what on earth an AV is or was, but if the right wing is so against it they're running ads to try to get it stopped, I support it.
by Steve Balog
Fri May 27, 2011 7:52 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday May 26th 2011
Replies: 44
Views: 6154

Re: Spoilers For Thursday May 26th 2011

Everyone in the world knows it apart from the idiots on this forum and in the audience. Yea, I mean my mom told me "loadspace" was the first word I ever said. I think a better idea would be words that obvious stems that don't use them (GANDISEEG -> DISENGAGE, for instance, with its false ...
by Steve Balog
Fri May 27, 2011 7:27 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Only Connect (Connection Walls)
Replies: 52
Views: 8473

Re: Only Connect (Connection Walls)

I think I slightly overrated #1396 to be honest... I had it as fiendish before but it got demoted somehow hahaha Also if you can actually 10/10 #1387 [that was the one I was referring to in my original post] in one go I will book that room. In England. Bear in mind I live in America, so that'd be a...
by Steve Balog
Fri May 27, 2011 10:24 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Only Connect (Connection Walls)
Replies: 52
Views: 8473

Re: Only Connect (Connection Walls)

Still very, very strong for that (Excellent work even getting the groups in time, I was trying my best to be a total dick there), but I have a hopelessly high intellectual standard for such encounters. C'est la vie. EDIT: Though I noticed that you even getting the groups in time downrated the diffic...
by Steve Balog
Fri May 27, 2011 9:58 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Only Connect (Connection Walls)
Replies: 52
Views: 8473

Re: Only Connect (Connection Walls)

I think I slightly overrated #1396 to be honest... I had it as fiendish before but it got demoted somehow hahaha Also if you can actually 10/10 #1387 [that was the one I was referring to in my original post] in one go I will book that room. In England. Bear in mind I live in America, so that'd be a ...
by Steve Balog
Fri May 27, 2011 12:28 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Only Connect (Connection Walls)
Replies: 52
Views: 8473

Re: Only Connect (Connection Walls)

Bump because I am really, really digging this game. Also Puzzgrid would be a lot better if all the grids weren't terrible -- alas, Sturgeon's Law may have been a bit kind. I had my hand at making a fair, completely solvab-oh who am I kidding I was a total dick the whole time I was making it. You sho...
by Steve Balog
Thu May 26, 2011 10:47 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Console yourself
Replies: 51
Views: 6327

Re: Console yourself

Pfffft, no respect for your elders*. For shame.

No consoles since have been nearly as good as the NES/SNES/Genesis generation.

*in before "I was playing my Atari 2600 before you were born" ... which is probably true for some of you. I grew up with NES/SNES.
by Steve Balog
Thu May 26, 2011 9:47 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday May 26th 2011
Replies: 44
Views: 6154

Re: Spoilers For Thursday May 26th 2011

That was an epically thought-out post, Steve. Never mind grumpy drawers. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/insanesteve/f-the-fun-police.png Yea I really don't mind such comments, I just shoot them with eye lasers. Well, in a couple months, at least. They aren't quite finished yet. For now, I'l...
by Steve Balog
Thu May 26, 2011 9:18 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday May 26th 2011
Replies: 44
Views: 6154

Re: Spoilers For Thursday May 26th 2011

I think I know what Rhys is predicting here, hold on: After the chalk sweeps the quarters, one of the producers is going to get blazed backstage, and intentionally switch the match-ups in the semis to troll Apterous (I mean, those bastards raised the standard to the point where things like LOADSPACE...
by Steve Balog
Thu May 26, 2011 2:27 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Official Thread of Brag
Replies: 1176
Views: 168190

Re: Official Thread of Brag

Matt Bayfield wrote:A load of carbolics.
Not going to lie if there was one item list I'd want to be on top of it'd be that one :lol:

I'll have to settle for my one bar of soap for pissed somehow being a max, though.
by Steve Balog
Tue May 24, 2011 9:30 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: What To Do When Apterous Is Down
Replies: 66
Views: 13642

Re: What To Do When Apterous Is Down

Matt Morrison wrote:I don't know what you're talking about Steve (Charlie will, he loves memes) but I still fucking love you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus -- it's something you can watch while Apterous is down
by Steve Balog
Tue May 24, 2011 7:42 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: What To Do When Apterous Is Down
Replies: 66
Views: 13642

Re: What To Do When Apterous Is Down

I think I can help a bit -- I'm American and I was the only person actually playing when the ISP went down -- the timestamp on the post I made in the Frustration thread is probably very accurate as to when it went down, as when I went back to try to get that damn 200 was when the slowdown started. H...
by Steve Balog
Tue May 24, 2011 7:21 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: What To Do When Apterous Is Down
Replies: 66
Views: 13642

Re: What To Do When Apterous Is Down

hey Charlie Apterous isn't working I don't know if anyone has told you that but I'm freaking out man

TOTALLY FREAKING OUT :(

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by Steve Balog
Tue May 24, 2011 8:27 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday May 16th 2011
Replies: 38
Views: 12363

Re: Spoilers For Monday May 16th 2011

I'm a bit surprised GREATER was missed by both in round 7 for a 7 --- I mean, the last 5 letters were in order haha But yea, I know such things as nerves exist and all, but a maths teacher scoring 0 in 3 numbers rounds, two of which weren't even maxed by her opponent, and the 3rd being pretty easy.....
by Steve Balog
Tue May 24, 2011 6:59 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Frustration
Replies: 157
Views: 23562

Re: Frustration

Just posted my 3rd 19/20 max 2 big numbers game. The first two, at least I could say the round I missed was, to an extent, a fairly difficult round. There is NO EXCUSE for me to miss round 8 in my most recent one-miss fail. Seriously. 100 + (7*10) + 2 is a completely inexcusable miss. There's even (...
by Steve Balog
Thu May 19, 2011 9:38 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: User Images: a plea, and an offer.
Replies: 52
Views: 8906

Re: User Images: a plea, and an offer.

Thanks for your diligent work in this. Also glad you are doing this -- always great to be able to put a face to that inexplicable R14 numbers solve that puts the game out of reach :lol: It's kind of weird though -- I actually had my image up on the game client before I went to bed yesterday, and it'...
by Steve Balog
Thu May 19, 2011 1:47 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Good idea for a variant?
Replies: 277
Views: 38226

Re: Good idea for a variant?

How about a Prisoner's Dilemma variant where if the players offer the same word, they both get zero. Maybe extending on this -- for letters, if both people declare the same word, only the person who found it faster (typed it in the "enter your words" box) gets points. Or, perhaps this can...
by Steve Balog
Tue May 17, 2011 9:37 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Words You Would Have Thought...
Replies: 479
Views: 168023

Re: Words You Would Have Thought...

Drunken thread necromancy GO

terabyte, petabyte, and exabyte are all good. As are megabit and gigabit. So, why not terabit, petabit, and exabit?

Similarly, Propane, propene, and butane are good -- why not butene?

Damn having a scientific mind :x
by Steve Balog
Mon May 16, 2011 7:23 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Strange Games
Replies: 295
Views: 32855

Re: Strange Games

Ok, I don't know why on earth this bothers me so much. Playing a drunk 2 big numbers attack against Velvet. In two rounds, I get: 50 25 2 10 10 3 -> 160 50 25 3 2 3 9 -> 837 Guess which one (and only one) of these two I managed to get. Now guess which one (and only one) the bot got. I mean I see (50...
by Steve Balog
Wed May 11, 2011 7:44 am
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Tuesday 10th May 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 82)
Replies: 6
Views: 2735

Re: Tuesday 10th May 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 82)

A bit disappointed the last consonant in round 12 wasn't a G, you could've gotten GANDISEEG for 9 then
by Steve Balog
Wed May 11, 2011 2:05 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Strange Games
Replies: 295
Views: 32855

Re: Strange Games

Whoops, guess my memory of civilisations wasn't quite as good as I thought. Thanks for clarifying that.
by Steve Balog
Tue May 10, 2011 7:19 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Strange Games
Replies: 295
Views: 32855

Re: Strange Games

I just finished my Master's degree (not sure of the equivalent in Europe, it's 6 years after grade 12) like last week and have no real responsibilities yet, so yea drunk Apterous at 8 AM after a night out why not :lol:
by Steve Balog
Tue May 10, 2011 12:11 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Strange Games
Replies: 295
Views: 32855

Re: Strange Games

Well considering I think I can still pull 60+% max at 2 large even after I lose the ability to walk ummmmmmm yea I'm probably an alchy, but because my mind reacts to alcohol in the weirdest way ever -- also I'm from the US so if you're playing me right after you wake up it's probably night here and ...
by Steve Balog
Tue May 10, 2011 11:39 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Strange Games
Replies: 295
Views: 32855

Re: Strange Games

bump for the bizarrely opposing darrens I managed http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=447221 in rounds 7 and 9 in this game even weirder I'm probably sitting at about 3x the legal limit of alcohol right now and have no clue how I puller either of those spots out of my ass, let alone both of th...
by Steve Balog
Fri May 06, 2011 9:02 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Frustration
Replies: 157
Views: 23562

Re: Frustration

Figured I'd brush up a bit on my best number selection seeing how the Top Dog is currently that http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=444618 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DIE IN A FIRE R18 Unlucky. Once I maxed a 2-large game and Apterous just wiped it from existence. Still I don't think either compare to r...
by Steve Balog
Fri May 06, 2011 1:10 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Frustration
Replies: 157
Views: 23562

Re: Frustration

Figured I'd brush up a bit on my best number selection seeing how the Top Dog is currently that

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=444618

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK DIE IN A FIRE R18
by Steve Balog
Thu May 05, 2011 1:44 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 439375

Re: Feature requests

When you're selecting a custom game, could English rather than Dutch be the default language? Yea definitely do this. I've seen an accidental Dutch conundrum attack and hilarity ensued. As for the "give the max" -- it depends. I mean, in the normal game, some rounds are going to be very e...
by Steve Balog
Tue May 03, 2011 7:06 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 439375

Re: Feature requests

Yea, that's it. Saw it declared in DC on a really ragged selection a while back and almost lost it, especially since I had unlasting disallowed a couple rounds before :lol:

been looking for a spot to declare it or its plural ever since but never seen one yet
by Steve Balog
Tue May 03, 2011 4:16 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 439375

Re: Feature requests

I have a bit of a bizarre idea for a new format. It came to me when I caught one of those "[name] got a 9 from GANDISEEG, can you?" messages in chat and got the answer, but realised that if I didn't know there was a 9 I'd never have declared it from the selection. It works just like a nor...
by Steve Balog
Mon May 02, 2011 3:11 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 439375

Re: Feature requests

I have a bit of a bizarre idea for a new format. It came to me when I caught one of those "[name] got a 9 from GANDISEEG, can you?" messages in chat and got the answer, but realised that if I didn't know there was a 9 I'd never have declared it from the selection. It works just like a norm...