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by Mark James
Thu May 19, 2011 3:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 213900

Re: The C4C Football Thread

How amazing have the play-offs been so far? Answers on a scale of 1-6 please, where 1 is "yes" and 6 "is" strongly disagree. Can I not just say Yes without faffing about with numbers? Amazing game last night. Unfortunately I didn't get to watch it live as I went to the bloody Eu...
by Mark James
Wed May 18, 2011 12:47 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Good idea for a variant?
Replies: 277
Views: 39143

Re: Good idea for a variant?

Actually this probably isn't a very good idea but how about a variant where the letters that weren't used to make the winning word carry over to the next round?
by Mark James
Tue May 17, 2011 2:37 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Hex
Replies: 212
Views: 33373

Re: Hex

Also, is it just me or does anyone else really hate the word clubbing? I kind of have a queasy reaction to it every time it is either used by me or someone else. Every time I hear someone talk about 'going clubbing' I have to fight the urge to make a 'seal clubbing' joke. I am well aware it is an e...
by Mark James
Tue May 17, 2011 2:33 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday May 17th 2011
Replies: 7
Views: 1263

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday May 17th 2011

Peter Mabey wrote:The Portuguese POUSADAS beats DC'S Spanish POSADAS :)
I just said that.
by Mark James
Tue May 17, 2011 2:28 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday May 17th 2011
Replies: 7
Views: 1263

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday May 17th 2011

How did dictionary corner not spot that you can put the U in posadas for pousadas? Also the way Rachel wrote out Tom's solution would have got you 427.
by Mark James
Mon May 16, 2011 4:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 759
Views: 481985

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

I could get over the wobbly table with one quick flick and jump up the circular things, which reminded me of rollos, with just one jump. I was always over zealous with the final catapult though and would frequently miss the bell. I much preferred the game Aaaaaaagh and its vertical relation Yeaaargh...
by Mark James
Mon May 16, 2011 12:07 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 759
Views: 481985

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Dinos Sfyris wrote:
Mark James wrote:Then, all of a sudden, Matt's in my house playing Scerwball Scamble
I absolutely loved this game as a kid!
Did you used to cheat by taking the top off the blind maze like Matt was doing in my dream? Don't worry though, I made him put it back on.
by Mark James
Mon May 16, 2011 11:40 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision 2011
Replies: 131
Views: 15960

Re: Eurovision 2011

Andy, on what planet are Jedward good looking? I've never heard anyone say that about them. They're supposed to be 19, they look about 12. Also I can't help but think of Paul from Tekken when I see them. Ah c'mon, they're hardly ugly in fairness. I mean, I bet if you were that way inclined you Jedw...
by Mark James
Sun May 15, 2011 12:42 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision 2011
Replies: 131
Views: 15960

Re: Eurovision 2011

Andy, on what planet are Jedward good looking? I've never heard anyone say that about them. They're supposed to be 19, they look about 12. Also I can't help but think of Paul from Tekken when I see them.
by Mark James
Sat May 14, 2011 10:42 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision 2011
Replies: 131
Views: 15960

Re: Eurovision 2011

Eoin, are you getting "You Can't vote for the UK" or "You can't vote for Ireland", to settle this debate once and for all. Can't vote for Ireland, I'm watching on RTE One. But I can vote through BBC If you have BBC why are you watching it on RTE? Graham Norton is a pretty good h...
by Mark James
Sat May 14, 2011 10:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision 2011
Replies: 131
Views: 15960

Re: Eurovision 2011

Italy 2nd? What? It was worse than Moldova's effort. Although I suppose it sounded Italian at least. I think it would be great if, one year, every country had to have an example of traditional ethnic music from their own country. I heard a traditional Croatian wedding band once who were unbelievable...
by Mark James
Sat May 14, 2011 9:23 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision 2011
Replies: 131
Views: 15960

Re: Eurovision 2011

I'm surprisingly enjoying tonight's show. Most of the songs have been tolerable. Switzerland is probably my favourite, had it been an instrumental piece I definitely would say it was as your woman nearly ruined it but I also liked Germany's entry. And fair play to Jedward. Completely talentless but ...
by Mark James
Fri May 13, 2011 5:23 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision 2011
Replies: 131
Views: 15960

Re: Eurovision 2011

Michael Wallace wrote: I was just interested in what it is you think counts towards who wins the ESC if "the songs are irrelevant".
I'll retract the statement so.
by Mark James
Fri May 13, 2011 4:55 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision 2011
Replies: 131
Views: 15960

Re: Eurovision 2011

I guess it depends on your definition of what a good song is. For me the last good song to win the eurovision was that Irish entrant Rock and Roll Kids. Every song I've heard since is basically some soppy Mariah Carey inspired ballad or cheesy europop reminiscent of the crap from the nineties. Lord...
by Mark James
Fri May 13, 2011 3:33 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision 2011
Replies: 131
Views: 15960

Re: Eurovision 2011

Probably. The problem I have with it is the name. It says song contest. The songs are irrelevant these days. If it was called the eurovision cabaret act contest or something I wouldn't have a problem with it. I don't really agree that "the songs are irrelevant". Having a memorable perform...
by Mark James
Fri May 13, 2011 3:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 759
Views: 481985

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Had a dream Matt Morrison had stolen some guys guns and then they started to bet over whether Matt would ever use them. Ryan Taylor was supposed to witness the bet but had run off. Then, all of a sudden, Matt's in my house playing Scerwball Scamble while I'm flicking around the channels on the tv. W...
by Mark James
Fri May 13, 2011 3:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 35449

Re: Mondegreens

It wasn't quite a misheard lyric more of a reinterpretation but there was an ad on Irish radio for a band's up coming gig sung to the tune of Motorhead's "The Ace of Spades" telling us the gig would be on on the "8th of May". Made me laugh anyway.
by Mark James
Fri May 13, 2011 3:12 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision 2011
Replies: 131
Views: 15960

Re: Eurovision 2011

It bugs me how many acts are miming instrument playing. Am I taking this too seriously? Probably. The problem I have with it is the name. It says song contest. The songs are irrelevant these days. If it was called the eurovision cabaret act contest or something I wouldn't have a problem with it. Th...
by Mark James
Thu May 12, 2011 4:23 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 35449

Re: Mondegreens

On Eiffel 65's Blue it sounds like he's saying "I'm blue, I'm in need of a diet, I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a diet".
by Mark James
Tue May 10, 2011 4:29 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision 2011
Replies: 131
Views: 15960

Re: Eurovision 2011

Oliver Garner wrote:
Karen Pearson wrote: United Kingdom. We enter Eurovision as the United Kingdom!
of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Exactly Eoin, support your team!
Yeah Eoin, and please remove yourself from the Irish section on pro ranks and join the Northern Ireland section so I can move up a spot you bloody Fenian.
by Mark James
Sat May 07, 2011 12:36 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 482407

Re: Feature requests

Any chance of some new guests in dictionary corner?
by Mark James
Wed May 04, 2011 1:20 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Pause for porno
Replies: 10
Views: 2339

Re: Pause for porno

Myself and and some friends were in Amsterdam and my friends bought some porn (I didn't as, as has been mentioned, you can get it for free). We were sitting out in Amsterdam square completely baked and when we headed off my friend left his bag with his porn and a bag of mushrooms behind. When we wen...
by Mark James
Tue May 03, 2011 8:47 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: AV: Yes or No?
Replies: 277
Views: 51629

Re: AV: Yes or No?

Ryan Taylor wrote:Has anyone on this forum ever thought of going into politics? There are definitely a few who I think would be good politicians.
Rhys Benjamin wrote:Me
I think Billy Connolly said it best when he said the desire to become a politician should automatically exclude you from ever becoming one.
by Mark James
Tue May 03, 2011 2:56 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday May 3rd 2011
Replies: 21
Views: 5617

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday May 3rd 2011

That Javier Hernandez was pretty good today.
by Mark James
Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:09 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Wedding Gifts
Replies: 12
Views: 2560

Re: Wedding Gifts

My favourite present to both give and receive for any occasion is cash. Just put it in a nice card.
by Mark James
Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:36 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 213900

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Oliver Garner wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26Ju8-AzH6I
This is awesome support
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEz5GfZUnBU&feature=aso

Here's another awesome supporter. I'd like to point out though that St. Patrick's Athletic don't wear green and white. That would be The Scum, I mean Shamrock Rovers.
by Mark James
Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:57 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: AV: Yes or No?
Replies: 277
Views: 51629

Re: AV: Yes or No?

In Ireland we had two referendums, one was for the Nice Treaty and the other for the European Constitution. Unfortunately we didn't vote the way the government wanted so we had to have them again. Democracy is a side show to give people the illusion of choice.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:08 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 35449

Re: Mondegreens

I thought the line "you know I like to keep my cheeks dry today" in Blind Melon's no rain was "you know I like to keep my cheating strategy". Also in the Clash's Rock the Casbah I used to think Sharlene didn't like it.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:10 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Derren Brown - The Events
Replies: 584
Views: 72250

Re: Derren Brown - The Events

To a degree yes it's preaching to the converted. I do still think some of it would filter through to people down the line, and perhaps on other things like 'psychics' where there's quite a big crossover - they seem to be pretty popular over here. Hopefully. As I said they seem to have had an effect...
by Mark James
Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:43 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Derren Brown - The Events
Replies: 584
Views: 72250

Re: Derren Brown - The Events

Derren Brown: Miracles for Sale on now (Channel 4). It's about faith-healing. Is it any good? Yea I feel much better. Shame the audience at the end was so small (wish they'd have shown the black guy more as the final speech was being read out - would have been hilarious), the program was quite hard...
by Mark James
Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:20 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Easter Eggs.
Replies: 22
Views: 4515

Re: Easter Eggs.

I'd have much rather had three packets of malteasers. If you love them so much then why can't you spell it! :shock: I agree that there should be separate eggs for revels and minstrels though. The egg was very nice itself though. Ooops. Probably too busy eating them to care how they're spelled. Coul...
by Mark James
Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:51 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Favourite board game
Replies: 101
Views: 79025

Re: Favourite board game

Soph K wrote:Boggle rocks
I'd say they're more like cubes.
by Mark James
Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Easter Eggs.
Replies: 22
Views: 4515

Re: Easter Eggs.

I'm 29 and got two myself. A Malteasers one like Ryan and a Cadbury's Twirl which had the make your own cardboard spinny thing on the box. My Dad is in his sixties and he got two which fucks up the numbers even more. His ones were a Cadbury's Roses and Flake. The flake one had the word search on it....
by Mark James
Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:03 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: New Talent
Replies: 21
Views: 4800

Re: New Talent

do Eggheads or The Chase struggle to get contestants because they'll have to play against the Eggheads and the chaser? Er, II doubt Countdown would struggle for contestants if they were offering even the chance of winning £££... Good point. They should do a version of Countdown for money where you ...
by Mark James
Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:11 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: New Talent
Replies: 21
Views: 4800

Re: New Talent

It's too bad Damo's not on here much any more. I'd like some official response to these allegations (that's probably too strong a word). If there's any truth to them I would be disappointed. It would be akin to the FA not letting people who train a lot to be footballers. I can sort of see the argume...
by Mark James
Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:37 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Easter Eggs.
Replies: 22
Views: 4515

Easter Eggs.

How many did you get? What's your favourite? Why do some have activities on the box such as word searches and a make your own cardboard spinny thing? Since when has chocolate not been able to sell by itself? And just what the hell has it all got to do with Jesus anyway? Here's your chance to discuss...
by Mark James
Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:26 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 759
Views: 481985

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

At a live countdown event Kai has beaten or is beating Kirk. Kirk is blaming it on being distracted by a guy who does tricks with hats, you know rolling it up his arm on to his head and such like. Despite being upset at losing Kirk was well impressed by the guy's skill and was totally transfixed. It...
by Mark James
Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:09 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 482407

Re: Feature requests

Rhys Benjamin wrote:Has ANYONE read the scoring request yet^?
Yes, It's awful. All it would do is give me another reason not to play spoilage.
by Mark James
Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:50 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Good Friday 22 April 2011
Replies: 25
Views: 3347

Re: Spoilers for Good Friday 22 April 2011

And I read every thread when I have some assignments to do. Ideally Charlie should ban me from c4c and apterous and facebook (I'm sure he has the power) so that I actually do write something. Been sat in this chair finding other things to do for about 6 days now and no words have been written. Some...
by Mark James
Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:40 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 482407

Re: Feature requests

Rhys Benjamin wrote:
Soph K wrote:
Rhys Benjamin wrote:Have we ever had a duel in Spoilage?
i think so
No we haven't.
If you knew the answer why did you ask? That's really annoying. When I was in school someone asked me what class did we have next. I said "not sure, english I think" and then he said "no, its maths". wtf!
by Mark James
Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:33 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 500623

Re: Bug reports

On Apterous, when there's a teaser and I get it then after me, someone else gets it, it doesn't say that that person got it except when it says " 'a number' people got it. 'A player' was the first at 'some seconds'. The answer was 'a word'. " but even then, it only ever tells you how many...
by Mark James
Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What University Did You Go To/Are you at/Are you going to?
Replies: 65
Views: 15739

Re: What University Did You Go To/Are you at/Are you going t

I went to Trinity College Dublin. But only to see the Book of Kells. And it was closed that day.
by Mark James
Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:49 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COMPUTER GAMES!
Replies: 45
Views: 5269

Re: COMPUTER GAMES!

I'd just like to say how awesome Portal 2 is. Even though it's slightly easier than the first one (so far anyway, I've not finished it yet but I'm up to chapter six and it's probably only that bit easier as I've played the first one and understand the mechanics of it.) and the load screen after ever...
by Mark James
Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:19 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Cryptic Crossword #5 - rePRIZEd
Replies: 21
Views: 2883

Re: Cryptic Crossword #5 - rePRIZEd

Shall see if I can manage any of it unless Portal 2 proves too distracting 8-) Also, I'd never heard of this but it looks pretty cool. I don't have a PS2 or Xbox or anything though :( :o Scandalous. There's a PC version too (you can probably pick up the original Portal super cheap now), but I've ne...
by Mark James
Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:20 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 'Naturally gifted at maths'
Replies: 44
Views: 6711

Re: 'Naturally gifted at maths'

Adam Gillard wrote:(This is support for the "practice makes perfect"-style theory).
My Dad likes to say practice makes permanent not perfect. If you practice something the wrong way you'll only become proficient at doing it the wrong way.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:26 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday April 19th 2011
Replies: 9
Views: 2030

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday April 19th 2011

Dan McColm wrote:Am I the only one who thought the challenger looked a lot like Chris Davies?
No.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:23 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday April 18th 2011
Replies: 10
Views: 2725

Re: Spoilers For Monday April 18th 2011

I hate quizzes with wrong answers. I was at one with a true or false round and the question was, "No one can lick their own elbow, true or false"? They said it was true yet the night before I had watched someone lick their own elbow on that Frank Skinner show. Then there was a who wants to...
by Mark James
Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:04 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Cryptic Crossword #4
Replies: 17
Views: 2896

Re: Cryptic Crossword #4

By the way, only Bob noticed that I hadn't clued the WHEEL part of ROULETTE WHEEL unless you were all just too chicken to tell me I'd made yet another booboo? Either way, the fact that you still managed to do it all with some dodgy clues means you are all cleverer than you ever imagined! :D I just ...
by Mark James
Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:34 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Tiny Tots Tournament
Replies: 123
Views: 24474

Re: Tiny Tots Tournament

Shit's gonna really hit the fan when Sophie gets involved in trying to pronounce James's surname. What are you on about? I think this is how to pronounce james's surname: na-goo-yan I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "nwang" so the joke revolved around "wang" being slang for penis,...
by Mark James
Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:10 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 500623

Re: Bug reports

Charlie Reams wrote:
Gavin Chipper wrote:Should ECTOPLASM be removed as a conundrum (because of COMPLEATS)?
Fixed, ty.
Surely COMPLEATS isn't a valid conundrum though as its a plural so there wouldn't be or at least shouldn't be any confusion of what the right answer would be.
by Mark James
Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:29 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Tiny Tots Tournament
Replies: 123
Views: 24474

Re: Tiny Tots Tournament

Gavin Chipper wrote:It's best just not to give a shit about your rating. It's very liberating.
Agreed. Now I've gotten used to the new interface and organising the players list in match quality rather than ratings I barely notice the ratings. It's still nice to move up places on pro ranks though.
by Mark James
Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:09 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 213900

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. Fuck you UCD, the baldy cunt referee and Danny fucking North. You've all ruined my Friday night.
by Mark James
Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:04 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Wednesday 13th April 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 63)
Replies: 4
Views: 1129

Re: Wednesday 13th April 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 63)

Not only did dictionary corner not add the S to ACETIC, they failed to realise that ACETIC isn't even allowed.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How are you?
Replies: 79
Views: 8313

Re: How are you?

In Canada and I think in the States too they add the tax on when you get to the counter so the price it says on the thing isn't the price you end up paying. It's really annoying. I'm fine by the way. Just had my teeth cleaned by the dentist so now they're all lovely and not as brown as they had been.
by Mark James
Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:36 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday April 12th 2011
Replies: 3
Views: 840

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday April 12th 2011

TOROID for dictionary corner beater.
by Mark James
Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:34 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Cryptic Crossword #4
Replies: 17
Views: 2896

Re: Cryptic Crossword #4

Cheers Ryan. I'm determined to finish at least one of these. The clues anyway, not worried so much about the link.
by Mark James
Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:45 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless Series 4
Replies: 217
Views: 25237

Re: Pointless Series 4

Agreed. It's ridiculous that the head to head is best of three rather than first to three, like in the first series, when they could easily make time for it. Also, there should be an individual prize for getting a pointless answer as well as adding to the jackpot. Finally, despite the show being ca...
by Mark James
Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:21 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless Series 4
Replies: 217
Views: 25237

Re: Pointless Series 4

No idea why, unless maybe it's for the benefit of viewers who switch on during the round and are too thick to work out what the question is. Given how often they explain the rules and what the topic of the round is etc. etc. I think it's just that they don't expect much of their audience. I'd quite...
by Mark James
Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:37 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless Series 4
Replies: 217
Views: 25237

Re: Pointless Series 4

Anyone else spot the continuity error on today's show. While Alexander was asking the first guy what volcano he was gonna pick you could see 22 on both the screen behind and the contestant's podium. My mam, who hadn't spotted this, thinks she's psychic so I let on that it must run in the family and ...
by Mark James
Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:25 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday April 6th 2011
Replies: 7
Views: 1835

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday April 6th 2011

50/25=2, 75-2=73, 73x(7+1)=584, 584-6=578