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- Sat May 01, 2010 11:55 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Picture Association
- Replies: 107
- Views: 6052
Re: Picture Association
Edit: Shit, I have put us in a loop. I wish I'd now looked at the post to which you responded but, in essence, that would go against the stream of conscious that is the zeitgeist of this thread.
- Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:28 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Who does Google say you are?
- Replies: 35
- Views: 2848
Re: Who does Google say you are?
I knew it was a mistake letting Jim take pictures that night we shared the hotel at COLIN.
- Wed Apr 28, 2010 10:36 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Frustration
- Replies: 157
- Views: 23993
- Tue Apr 27, 2010 10:38 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: 63
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3637
Re: 63
Oh cool, is it actually confirmed now that Dale's going on the show? Didn't seem like he wanted to last time I spoke to him about it. Yeah James is bull-shitting. He made it fairly clear to me, last time we played, that he didn't think his numbers game was strong enough yet. Though having played hi...
- Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:30 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 19197
Re: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
That is the hypocrisy. Look at the way you responded to me on there yesterday, compared to how you talk to me on here (when I'm behaving identically in both places)? How do you explain that difference, if it's not your feeling of power over there? Bloody hell - a new hoop to jump through. Fuck it J...
- Tue Apr 27, 2010 2:07 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: 63
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3637
Re: 63
Maybe you haven't understood the question David. I simply mean is the levell Dale is at now higher/lower/about the same than when the three afore mentioned (the best three players of the recent era) first went on the show? Of course I have you fucking idiot. I am saying in a polite way that he isn'...
- Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:36 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: 63
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3637
Re: 63
Is Dale Levell better now than when Chris/Craig/Kirk etc were when they went on? He is near that levell. Kirk has always been good, so it's no accident that he's the only player to hit a perfect game. Craig was always good too. Chris became good and he is the only person for whom, I think, your que...
- Tue Apr 27, 2010 7:45 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: 63
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3637
Re: 63
From what I've got from people talking on Apterous, we've possibly got Scott Gillies, but he's actually busy recording at the moment, but I believe he can't win enough to be in the Series 62 finals, so assuming he wins all his games, he'd carry over into Series 63. No guarantee obviously. Jonathan ...
- Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:32 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 19197
Re: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
I should also point out that one of the sharpest people, on this site (or I have ever met), is Jon Corby who hasn't been to uni.Sue Sanders wrote:
Well, some people like to wank over recipes as much as others like to wank over diplomas.
- Tue Apr 27, 2010 6:29 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 19197
Re: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
Five posts about Charlie in about 415, over 3 months from me. I'll let mad evangelist Rosey Tina and the rather unfunny Mr Ultraviolet know that for a few days on a forum they earned themselves the title of 'key player'. Hope the shop in Bakewell doesn't get to learn that I was slagging them off be...
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:02 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: REALLY HARD CONUNDRUM
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2297
Re: REALLY HARD CONUNDRUM
Oh dear young man, this doesn't end well for you. Whilst I may love your mother I can't even see her charms redeeming you from this one.Kai Laddiman wrote:Corby told me to.David O'Donnell wrote:DOD = retard
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:00 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 19197
Re: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
I didn't you treaty signing motherfucker.Jon Corby wrote:james doohan wrote:Cheers anyway, I think?
Top mother/sister line btw, A-lolled at that.
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:34 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: REALLY HARD CONUNDRUM
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2297
Re: REALLY HARD CONUNDRUM
UVXYSIMOR MXYOVIRUS, now suck my cock! Edit: sorry for the profanities at the end but the answer came to me while I was navigating another forum and I imbued myself, temporarily, with godlike powers. Edit 2: still doesn't explain my response Edit 3: I have been drinking. Isn't it MYXOVIRUS anyway? ...
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:31 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: REALLY HARD CONUNDRUM
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2297
Re: REALLY HARD CONUNDRUM
I didn't cheat you fucking fuck.Jimmy Gough wrote:Omg, just cheat and ruin the thread.
Oh wait you already did.
Never have, never will.
signed: Chris Maudsley
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:29 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: REALLY HARD CONUNDRUM
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2297
Re: REALLY HARD CONUNDRUM
MXYOVIRUS, now suck my cock!Jimmy Gough wrote:UVXYSIMOR
Edit: sorry for the profanities at the end but the answer came to me while I was navigating another forum and I imbued myself, temporarily, with godlike powers.
Edit 2: still doesn't explain my response
Edit 3: I have been drinking.
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:27 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 19197
Re: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
I fucking hate you, you cunt!Jon Corby wrote:What the fuck are you wittering on about? I was just stirring shit up because I was bored.David O'Donnell wrote:The basis of your argument rests upon binarisitic distinctions... Jon identified, in a somewhat genius moment of parody... ultimately I think this was Jon's point.
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:16 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 19197
Re: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
Yeah, I could understand you having a barney with him, since you two don't seem to get on (I think I stuck up for you in the last such incident), but Clive basically slagged him because he didn't take time to speak to him (even though he wouldn't necessarily have known who he was) during a short br...
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:09 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Monday April 26th 2010
- Replies: 26
- Views: 2508
Re: Spoilers For Monday April 26th 2010
Great to see Howard getting a conundrum in Manchester.
Infinitely glad it was not in Lincoln.
PS Is it common knowledge I developed PTSD after that incident?
Infinitely glad it was not in Lincoln.
PS Is it common knowledge I developed PTSD after that incident?
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:06 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 19197
Re: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
only person to speak up in Damian's defence I hadn't read it. If I had I would have said something. I also (since it came up in conversation) told Damian about the Offtopic forum while I was at the specials. I would have told the others but it didn't come up in my conversations with them. Had I see...
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:03 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Trophy Cabinet
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3724
Re: Trophy Cabinet
Am I missing something, or did you not get a trophy for being a finalist all those years ago :?: :? Yeah yeah, I got a trophy for being a series winner and CoC finalist but fuck that Jimbo wants to cyber: this could get raunchy. I think he means Bentley, not you. Well pardon me if sexual desire obf...
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:53 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Trophy Cabinet
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3724
Re: Trophy Cabinet
Yeah yeah, I got a trophy for being a series winner and CoC finalist but fuck that Jimbo wants to cyber: this could get raunchy.James Robinson wrote: Am I missing something, or did you not get a trophy for being a finalist all those years ago
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:39 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Trophy Cabinet
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3724
Re: Trophy Cabinet
I've won no trophies ever, for anything. And I'm cool with that. I'm mediocre as fuck. Even if I did win a trophy I don't know what I'd do with it. If it had anything valuable in it I'd sell it, so I probably shouldn't have such things anyway. Fuck off. There's nothing mediocre about Jim Bentley - ...
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 7:24 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Trophy Cabinet
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3724
Re: Trophy Cabinet
Chess trophies for a school's tourney - had perpetual trophy for Ulster Intermediates (two years) but had to give it back. A few bridge shields from local competitions. A rosette for best handwriting in P5. Got into the Northern Ireland Pub Quiz finals a few times but always donked out in third or w...
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:46 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Poker LOLs
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1478
Re: Poker LOLs
This makes sense to poker players (I think).
It just means that I accidentally raised with a shit hand and got rewarded for it.
It just means that I accidentally raised with a shit hand and got rewarded for it.
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:36 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Poker LOLs
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1478
Re: Poker LOLs
Was playing a tourney recently but checking out the forum simultaneously. While scrolling down a long thread I hadn't realised that the action was back to me. Unfortunately, where I was scrolling with the mouse happened to be where the raise button was in the game and I had inadvertently raised 4xbb...
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:29 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Poker LOLs
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1478
Re: Poker LOLs
LOL - ouch!Andrew Hulme wrote:So... every week for the past gazillion weeks, I bought 10% action in a mate in a tournament called the Sunday Million
Forgot to sort it out for yesterday, and he obviously comes first for $258,000.
So yeah, thats $25.8k I'll never see
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:17 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 19197
Re: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
There's only one thing I don't understand and that's every word of this post. Is there a version in some form of English or shall I be always in the dark? It's cos you're Irish*, dear. Let me help... Sure, Oi don’ have de toime... :lol: *For anyone wildly offended by this Doddy comes from about 10 ...
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:25 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 19197
Re: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
I don’t have the time on my hands that you seem to have Jon, to dedicate to this (you’ve been squirrelling things away since at least mid- March haven’t you?) but here are a few points. The ‘Reams continues to be a twat’ quote that you’ve used, is somewhat redundant because it was self- censored by...
- Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:28 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 19197
Re: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
Is this forum getting you down? Are you fed up with people not agreeing with you about something, or just being on a forum run by Charlie Reams who you fucking hate? Does it annoy you that sometimes you don't get jokes, or are you just generally unable to occupy a forum that Charlie Reams is on? Th...
- Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:18 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Name My Child
- Replies: 141
- Views: 21295
Re: Name My Child
You do know the IP addresses are logged, right?Alice Moore wrote:Who?Jon Corby wrote:Clare Sudbery.Alice Moore wrote: I lurk, occasionally (7, 3).
- Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:29 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Julie T Poll
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1877
Re: Julie T Poll
I voted no. Julie Taylor is a nice lady who I feel was being goaded by others to make a big deal of the "Name My Child" affair. Having met her I can say that both Jono and I (hope I am not speaking out of turn, Jono) found her thoroughly pleasant.
- Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:16 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
- Replies: 1962
- Views: 1113026
Re: Welcome! - Post here first
LOL! Lesley = legend!Lesley Hines wrote:Yeah, like you're gonna keep that promise. I'm still waiting for that forkDavid O'Donnell wrote:You seem genuinely upset, if a hug isn't sufficient then I am more than willing to spoon. PM me baby and we'll hook up xxx.
- Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:58 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
- Replies: 1962
- Views: 1113026
Re: Welcome! - Post here first
I don't think there is a standard method of announcing one's retirement from this forum - I assume that here is as good a place as any. If this is a matter of supreme indifference to most members, so be it. I won't be reading Jon Corby's thread of yesterday because I know it will be too painful. Un...
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:08 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 19197
Re: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
Richard Brittain wrote: David entirely made this up. He's quite a tragic case, and deeply paranoid about me being a Nazi. He confronted me about it at the CoC and I said something to the effect of, 'No, of course I don't hate Jews, as I am a son of Abraham'. No idea why he felt it necessary to make...
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:05 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 19197
Re: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
I was reading the Name My Child thread and thinking that I sometimes feel I don't quite know what's going on. Now I'm sure of it. Anyway, I'm off to join the new lot. I'm voting UKIP as well. David, I am not sure what to make of you at times but this is LOL! I will see you there, the new forum soun...
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:53 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 19197
Re: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
Charlie Reams wrote:I've genuinely never been more flattered. A whole forum about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You narcissistic cunt! Where do I sign up for the other forum again?
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:51 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 19197
Re: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
Cheers Doddy. By the way, I never had (and don't have) any beef with Derek, I only included that post of his because it made me laugh, and to be fair to him he has actually tried to chat about all sorts and not just slate Charlie. Sue is a fucking grade A pillock, who didn't like not being Charlie ...
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:24 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 19197
Re: TIME FOR A CHANGE?
This is the best post I have ever read.
I would offer to fellate you if I thought the rejection wouldn't fuel my abandonment complex.
I would offer to fellate you if I thought the rejection wouldn't fuel my abandonment complex.
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:57 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Name My Child
- Replies: 141
- Views: 21295
Re: Name My Child
Don't encourage him.Oliver Garner wrote:+1Marc Meakin wrote:Hey, don't knock fat kids.
They may need a personal trainer one day.
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:15 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Name My Child
- Replies: 141
- Views: 21295
Re: Name My Child
At the end of the day it's a nerdy Countdown website and if someone here can get under your skin and affect you emotionally then ... really ... there is very little chance you're going make it: pick a tall building with a very short ledge. But sometimes people on that ledge make it back to tell the...
- Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:27 pm
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: Give Us A Clue will be back!
- Replies: 21
- Views: 5093
Re: Give Us A Clue will be back!
Marc Meakin wrote:Why are deaf people insomniacs.All their programs seem to be on at 3 in the morning.D Eadie wrote:Will it be signed for the hard of hearing?
- Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:49 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Name My Child
- Replies: 141
- Views: 21295
Re: Name My Child
LOL, fair enough.Matt Morrison wrote:Yeah, I really don't care. Hilarious controversy on this forum tends to far outweigh painful controversy. I just wanted an excuse to think about some people naked in a room for a while. It didn't even have to be Charlie Matt and Julie, they were just to hand.
- Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:33 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Name My Child
- Replies: 141
- Views: 21295
Re: Name My Child
Cool Jon. Was just surprised that anyone could be "open-mouthed" at Julie's comment as I thought it was pretty tame. Ah - I think what you might be misinterpreting is being "open-mouthed" in a "pot/kettle" sense, rather than "OMG she is being mean". Yeah yeah...
- Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:10 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Name My Child
- Replies: 141
- Views: 21295
Re: Name My Child
So you think Julie was completely serious when she said Matthew reproducing was "scary" but when Charlie posted the picture it was all fun and games? No mate, I didn't say that. I didn't think Julie was being nasty (although it is well-known she doesn't like MG) and I didn't think Charlie...
- Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:04 am
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: PIN puzzle
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3223
Re: PIN puzzle
I used the same method so I think your explanation is fine!Bob De Caux wrote:Nice one Phil. Here's my stab at the logic.
- Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:23 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: PIN puzzle
- Replies: 29
- Views: 3223
Re: PIN puzzle
Well I don't see any other answer. Suppose abcd is the smaller, and dcba is the larger. a must be even, since it's the last digit of a number which is twice another. a is also the first digit of the smaller number, so a must be 0, 2 or 4 Looking at the units digits of the multiplication by 2: if a ...
- Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:53 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Name My Child
- Replies: 141
- Views: 21295
Re: Name My Child
Who, Julie Taylor?Marc Meakin wrote:Is it a girl then?Matthew Green wrote:I'm gonna call the baby Julie.
- Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:51 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What web animal are you?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1268
Re: What web animal are you?
I am a bear, I am a slow, socially inept idiot: the Forrest Gump of the Internet world.
- Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:44 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Name My Child
- Replies: 141
- Views: 21295
Re: Name My Child
I have only realised that I haven't wished you congratulations, Matthew. Fair play mate, my younger brother just had his first kid (medical miracle I know) and it's been the best thing that's ever happened to him. @ Julie T - unfortunately, Matthew Green is a very handsome man to the point of making...
- Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:17 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Tea-time Teaser Suggestions
- Replies: 57
- Views: 7113
Re: Tea-time Teaser Suggestions
HATEAMAN
Hate a man? Damian doesn't know the meaning of the word.
Hate a man? Damian doesn't know the meaning of the word.
- Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:22 pm
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: Ryan Taylor on the weakest link 8th april
- Replies: 48
- Views: 5598
Re: Ryan Taylor on the weakest link 8th april
Never got a chance to say congrats so: congrats!!
- Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:59 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Name My Child
- Replies: 141
- Views: 21295
Re: Name My Child
I think that's the etymology alright.Matthew Green wrote:
And as for DOD's suggestions, it looks like a list of 16th century diseases.
- Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:18 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Name My Child
- Replies: 141
- Views: 21295
Re: Name My Child
What about an Irish name?
Conor, Finbar, Diarmid, Liam, Phelim, Seoirse, Turlough or if you really want to traumatise the kid, Cú Chulainn.
Conor, Finbar, Diarmid, Liam, Phelim, Seoirse, Turlough or if you really want to traumatise the kid, Cú Chulainn.
- Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:34 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Advice wanted
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2713
Re: Advice wanted
Thanks a bunch for that advice David. I wish I had never applied. :lol: As Charlie says it isn't essential to learn stems, for some it can actually be off-putting. As long as you are putting in the practice on apterous you'll be grand, John. Didn't mean to scare you and definitely didn't mean to pu...
- Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:24 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Advice wanted
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2713
Re: Advice wanted
Personally, I found stems useful and think there are some short cuts to comprising a logical high probability list. Firstly I thought about the letters that have the highest probability of being selected: P R E D A T I O N S Then I started making 6 letter stems from these letters by turning my great...
- Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:10 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Tea-time Teaser Suggestions
- Replies: 57
- Views: 7113
Re: Tea-time Teaser Suggestions
Scramble: GAGATWIT Clue: 1.21 at 88 will take you to the future. I like this one :) For the film's 25th anniversary later this year perhaps Jeff could do a Back To The Future themed introduction with DELOREAN as the other teaser and WRONGYEAR as the conundrum? GARRYOWEN! I scrambled this in a game ...
- Fri Apr 09, 2010 6:28 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: FAO:ALL COUNTDOWNERS IN IRELAND
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1262
Re: FAO:ALL COUNTDOWNERS IN IRELAND
Sorry Paul, I live in Cardiff now.
I thought Helen A was a Londoner though, didn't realise she was Irish.
I thought Helen A was a Londoner though, didn't realise she was Irish.
- Mon Apr 05, 2010 11:18 pm
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Player Charter
- Replies: 12
- Views: 7598
Re: Apterous Player Charter
Glad you did something like this Charlie. As for taking the role of cheat tzar for some reason I am drawn to names like Ben or Jim - hope those names, if they exist, are interested.
- Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:59 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
- Replies: 167
- Views: 22558
Re: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
Likewise, thanks very much Andrew and congrats to Phil and Jimmy! Well played lads; tough table.
Mental note: don't limp into Reamsy or Ian.
Mental note addendum: fold every hand Phil plays.
Mental note: don't limp into Reamsy or Ian.
Mental note addendum: fold every hand Phil plays.
- Mon Apr 05, 2010 6:46 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Texas hold 'em poker
- Replies: 95
- Views: 11664
Re: Texas hold 'em poker
Ah cool. My handle has a rather more obvious origin. Looks like we'll be starting with two tables of five.Phil Makepeace wrote:That would be me. Named so after the Mogwai song.