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by Lesley Hines
Tue May 24, 2011 12:32 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Countdowners with Kettles
Replies: 47
Views: 7798

Re: Countdowners with Kettles

We've got an urn that we never use cos it's horribly slow to heat, doesn't get properly hot, the water dribbles out of it and the spout isn't high enough to put anything taller than a saucer under*. I always buy kettles that boil as fast as possible, can open the lid with a button that can be operat...
by Lesley Hines
Mon May 23, 2011 11:20 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Happened to anyone else?
Replies: 4
Views: 1754

Re: Happened to anyone else?

Edwin Mead wrote:If that's your real date of birth, it's probably best that you edit your post. You never know who's reading.
That's good advice - I won't post mine. I'm 29 and sticking to that story no matter what :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Mon May 23, 2011 12:20 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1265
Views: 196474

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Being married to a Wolves fan is a terrifying thing at times :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Tue May 17, 2011 9:12 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: aptoSOS - Simulation of a Series
Replies: 221
Views: 37637

Re: aptoSOS - Simulation of a Series

In a game that swung back and forth, with lots of spectators (you bastards), Jon emerged the worthy winner.

I expect to be invited back for a special.
by Lesley Hines
Mon May 16, 2011 9:32 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 759
Views: 412087

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Screwball scramble: I've got an Addict-a-ball that's thoroughly entertaining. Bought one for my nephew for Christmas and spied another one for me in the charity shop up the road. Haven't completed it yet tho - it's really tough!
by Lesley Hines
Mon May 16, 2011 10:40 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: aptoSOS - Simulation of a Series
Replies: 221
Views: 37637

Re: aptoSOS - Simulation of a Series

Wednesday night - you got yourself a game :D (unless it ends up being Friday, but either way plans are afoot).
by Lesley Hines
Tue May 10, 2011 6:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eurovision 2011
Replies: 131
Views: 15784

Re: Eurovision 2011

Martin Bishop wrote:Jedward will be lucky to get through the semis.
That's what happens when your fan base is under 13 :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Tue May 10, 2011 12:22 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: aptoSOS - Simulation of a Series
Replies: 221
Views: 37637

Re: aptoSOS - Simulation of a Series

n1 Ian :) I've been waiting since December for this drubbing, so I'm very much looking forward to playing the winner of you v Jonathan :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Tue May 10, 2011 12:19 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Tiny Tots - Semifinal
Replies: 12
Views: 4879

Re: Tiny Tots - Semifinal

Yep, the only way to make the numbers work was by having a round-robin final, everyone plays the other two at a 15-rounder. If no player wins both games, the winner will be decided on highest points over the two games. Should've used AV. But it would cost me £250 million extra! If you'd lost both y...
by Lesley Hines
Wed May 04, 2011 12:22 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Pause for porno
Replies: 10
Views: 2286

Re: Pause for porno

Advertising - hth.
by Lesley Hines
Tue May 03, 2011 2:02 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: New wiki page
Replies: 3
Views: 1076

Re: New wiki page

Thanks for this; there's some interesting stuff in there. Didn't know PRAESIDIUM had made it into English via the Russian, though - I only knew it from this cute little limerick: There was a Roman from Vinidium Whose shirt was made of iridium When asked why the vest He replied "Id est Bonum san...
by Lesley Hines
Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:44 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Derren Brown - The Events
Replies: 584
Views: 71108

Re: Derren Brown - The Events

why on earth do people still believe in it? Surely once you have seen something proven to be false you would then realise this and stop giving money? Am I just being naive here? Can you imagine living in daily agony? Or being told you've only got a short time left (10 years ago today I had less tha...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:21 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: What To Do When Apterous Is Down
Replies: 66
Views: 13649

Re: What To Do When Apterous Is Down

but what do we do when c4countdown is down? For obvious reasons it's not possible to have a thread for when c4c is down. Yeah but if there was one, then it'd probably be reasonably simple therefore you could look at what to do beforehand then you'll know what to do when c4c is down - you wouldnt re...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:58 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 33746

Re: Mondegreens

Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams: "When the city sleeps, and I'm the only one and I wore cologne" Posh boys - it's aftershave in our house :lol: Still, relevant: My favourite mash-up :) I googled the Rock the Casbah lyrics and no-one seems to be able to agree on it - I think "S...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:08 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: What To Do When Apterous Is Down
Replies: 66
Views: 13649

Re: What To Do When Apterous Is Down

Michael Wallace wrote:O rite. Although from poking the Internet it was a 14 year old in care of a 3 year old, which seems a little bit iffy to me (but then again, I am not a parent, so maybe that's fine? How dangerous are three year olds?).
I had a job babysitting a 3yo when I was 14. He was a monster.
by Lesley Hines
Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:40 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: What To Do When Apterous Is Down
Replies: 66
Views: 13649

Re: What To Do When Apterous Is Down

Haha cheers. I grew up in a house where the words "I'm bored" would guarantee you having a polishing cloth / broom / mop etc. placed quickly in your hands, so it was much easier to find yourself something useful to do. Why Don't You? Annual FTW! :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:50 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: What To Do When Apterous Is Down
Replies: 66
Views: 13649

Re: What To Do When Apterous Is Down

but what do we do when c4countdown is down? For obvious reasons it's not possible to have a thread for when c4c is down. Here are my suggestions (in no particular order): <snip> Wow, Lesley. Do you offer your services as a life coach? :) Meh, I remember being 10 without the internet :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:54 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: What To Do When Apterous Is Down
Replies: 66
Views: 13649

Re: What To Do When Apterous Is Down

but what do we do when c4countdown is down? For obvious reasons it's not possible to have a thread for when c4c is down. Here are my suggestions (in no particular order): Go outside and get some fresh air and exercise Play on apterous Read the Online Children's Digital Library Play an instrument Ma...
by Lesley Hines
Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:23 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 33746

Re: Mondegreens

Mark James wrote:Also in the Clash's Rock the Casbah I used to think Sharlene didn't like it.
:o Then what should it be? :oops:
by Lesley Hines
Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:21 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: New Talent
Replies: 21
Views: 4718

Re: New Talent

I'd have to say, even 99-year-old Granny-in-law's noticed the decline in standard recently. (She also commented how Jeff's jokes always sound like he's reading them off a script - hmmmmm.) AFAICS, it's just going to end up with an increase of apterous players called stuff like Practice Name, rather ...
by Lesley Hines
Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: AV: Yes or No?
Replies: 277
Views: 50631

Re: AV: Yes or No?

There's a Newsnight special starting on it in 15 mins (22:30) on BBC2 :) If that's past your bedtime there'll be the repeat on iPlayer for a while.
by Lesley Hines
Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Easter Eggs.
Replies: 22
Views: 4425

Re: Easter Eggs.

I have a considerably younger sister and egalitarian parents so I have to get as many eggs as her, no matter my protestations. Think it was 7 this year, plus a chocolate bunny. I don't even like chocolate. I don't get this. The ankle-biter in our house has been given loads of eggs by various genero...
by Lesley Hines
Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:34 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What University Did You Go To/Are you at/Are you going to?
Replies: 65
Views: 15419

Re: What University Did You Go To/Are you at/Are you going t

I went to Trinity College Dublin. But only to see the Book of Kells. And it was closed that day. We went to see that. It was RUBBISH. It was in box so you couldn't pick it up and read it or nuffin', the story was crap and wasn't even in English. Like it was written by kids or summat - they shoulda ...
by Lesley Hines
Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:54 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: I've got the job sorting the letters on Countdown!
Replies: 4
Views: 1671

Re: I've got the job sorting the letters on Countdown!

I'm clearly speaking for everyone (since no other sod's bothered to reply in two days) when I say congratulations. I can just see you in the apparently obligatory black combat shorts. Nice Union Flag basque in the video btw. Do us a favour and make sure they all come out the right way up - it doesn'...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:56 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 'Naturally gifted at maths'
Replies: 44
Views: 6624

Re: 'Naturally gifted at maths'

As for music, I don't believe I have perfect pitch (how do you tell?) Presumably Innis can offer a better explanation, but my experience of people with perfect pitch is that you can play them any note on the piano (for instance) and they can immediately say "A flat" or whatever Hearing a ...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Apr 20, 2011 11:30 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 'Naturally gifted at maths'
Replies: 44
Views: 6624

Re: 'Naturally gifted at maths'

Cheers; they were interesting. I think it depends on how you define 'talent' - a nice one I've just read is a capacity for achievement or success: that's a different thing to automatic achievement and success that's sometimes implied by the word 'talent'. These studies seem to focus on motivational ...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:31 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 'Naturally gifted at maths'
Replies: 44
Views: 6624

Re: 'Naturally gifted at maths'

It's true that "work hard and you'll do well" is a great message to give to any child, but it's not on to assume all children (and therefore adults) start as equals. It's not taking into account any learning disabilities, behavioural disabilities, physical disabilties etc., or any other st...
by Lesley Hines
Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:05 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: McDonald's Monopoly
Replies: 28
Views: 3789

Re: McDonald's Monopoly

Room 3: 2 McFlurrys :. 2 stickers - a Regent Street and a station. No instant wins though.
by Lesley Hines
Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:40 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Super Cool Funny Jokes
Replies: 144
Views: 18696

Re: Super Cool Funny Jokes

Woman goes to see the doctor about losing weight, and he suggests doing some exercise.
"What sort should I do?"
"Start by just shaking your head"
"How often?"
"Every time someone offers you cake."
by Lesley Hines
Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:01 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Tiny Tots Tournament
Replies: 123
Views: 23397

Re: Tiny Tots Tournament

It's just pronounced "win" with the very slight hint of "n" before it, basically one syllable. Thanks. Common misconception. Anything with 'win' is incorrect. :roll: Don't leave it there! My interest is proper piqued now. Tell us how it's pronounced or I'll think you're all, lik...
by Lesley Hines
Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:35 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: aptoSOS - Simulation of a Series
Replies: 221
Views: 37637

Re: aptoSOS - Simulation of a Series

Has anyone else noticed James and John played their game at 4:30 ish in the morning? Respect for dedication to the cause!
by Lesley Hines
Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:44 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C Link Dump
Replies: 329
Views: 60883

Re: C4C Link Dump

In future, all cars should be sold like this.
by Lesley Hines
Sun Apr 17, 2011 12:28 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 446503

Re: Bug reports

Charlie Reams wrote:This is a Java sandbox thing, nothing to do with me. It seems to come and go with different versions.
Ah, 'k. Cheers :)
by Lesley Hines
Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:46 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 446503

Re: Bug reports

Surely COMPLEATS isn't a valid conundrum though as its a plural so there wouldn't be or at least shouldn't be any confusion of what the right answer would be. I think general thinking is that this is a rule for the setter rather than the solver (although Damian may disagree with a shambolic outcome...
by Lesley Hines
Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:26 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 446503

Re: Bug reports

Copy & paste function in chat seems to have stopped working. I don't know if this has been done on purpose (possibly for an anti-cheat mechanism for chat points?) but it used to be quite useful for putting up links n' stuff, and confusing Ryan, not necessarily at the same time. If it wasn't done...
by Lesley Hines
Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:15 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Birthdays
Replies: 1252
Views: 130556

Re: Birthdays

Soph K wrote:who'd want to spend a whole day doing make up?
Image
Good reason for not doing it, IMO.
by Lesley Hines
Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:10 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Sophie Krol's Musings - and your comments about them.
Replies: 85
Views: 24291

Re: Sophie Krol's Musings - and your comments about them.

Soph K wrote:I may be the youngest on Apterous and C4C :P :roll:
No, you're not. Most verbose possibly, but not the youngest.
by Lesley Hines
Sat Apr 16, 2011 3:53 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 446503

Re: Bug reports

Charlie Reams wrote:Oops, the small reminder is old and I forgot to disable it when I added the new one. I wonder how long it's been like that for? Probably a good six months.
All gone thanks :D Dunno, 5 days of e-nagging was all I could take :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:26 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mastermind
Replies: 72
Views: 8782

Re: Mastermind

Matt Morrison wrote:I imagine Kevin Ashman to be a very unconfident and nervous lover. Gentle but more through insecurity.
Shared too much, dude.
by Lesley Hines
Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:11 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mastermind
Replies: 72
Views: 8782

Re: Mastermind

I don't know why on earth do people go out on a Friday night when the TV is as good as this!! To get laid. HTH ;) I'm pretty sure I would get more pleasure from TV quiz shows. Graham Norton Show new series is now on and then Celebrity Juiced. The only way I think your argument stands up is if it wa...
by Lesley Hines
Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:14 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless Series 4
Replies: 217
Views: 24647

Re: Pointles Series 4

Martin Bishop wrote:I was still very disappointed that none of the contestants knew what hypertension was.
Dur! It's starting a 3-hour exam and being desperate for a wee.
by Lesley Hines
Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:12 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mastermind
Replies: 72
Views: 8782

Re: Mastermind

Ryan Taylor wrote:I don't know why on earth do people go out on a Friday night when the TV is as good as this!!
To get laid.

HTH ;)
by Lesley Hines
Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:05 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Super Cool Funny Jokes
Replies: 144
Views: 18696

Re: Super Cool Funny Jokes

I'd've described Phil's joke as super, cool and funny (or even super-cool and funny) rather than jolly, so it's probably in the right place.
by Lesley Hines
Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:04 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 446503

Re: Bug reports

The two helpful messages (1 message, 1 nice bright purple notification like the GOTW reminder) reminding me to resubscribe have now changed to only one helpful message since I resubscribed. The nice bright purple one's gone but the more muted line is still there. Unless you wanted me to come on here...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:08 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What would you do with £500?
Replies: 44
Views: 5404

Re: What would you do with £500?

Liam Tiernan wrote:
Lesley Hines wrote:cf CF ;)
Looks like Marc's not the only one who recycles.
:lol: Genuinely hadn't clocked that (consciously). Clearly great minds think alike, or fools rarely differ, or something :lol:
Wit of the Irish ;)
by Lesley Hines
Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:50 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Diets
Replies: 24
Views: 5155

Re: Diets

I was going to post some groovy stuff, but being currently absolutely knacked (Legoland - awesome) I found this site that's got pretty much everything I as going to post in it about fats and cholesterol. Cholesterol and homeostatic mechanisms would be worth a search too (I haven't done this so good ...
by Lesley Hines
Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:19 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What would you do with £500?
Replies: 44
Views: 5404

Re: What would you do with £500?

Chris Corby wrote:
Marc Meakin wrote:spunk it up the wall
You really would have come into the money
A-lol. That's much funnier than my comeback, which was going to be:
"For £500? For that you could get him to swallow it"

Proper put in my place :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:12 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: McDonald's Monopoly
Replies: 28
Views: 3789

Re: McDonald's Monopoly

Can I suggest setting up a poll with the properties / instant wins on so people can just use a radio button whenever they get one? It'll give you a groovy chart and everything :) I imagine they're using the Panini stickers distribution system - 38,000 Regent Street, 29,000 Oxford Street and 1 Bond S...
by Lesley Hines
Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:04 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Diets
Replies: 24
Views: 5155

Re: Diets

Without actually thinking about it, that's what.I've always thought. Fat makes you fat. Clue's in the name. Another indicator is how fat and saturated fat are.on the colour wheel thing on.most foods. But.not carbohydrate? Look around the shelves in a supermarket and it will all say 'low fat'. Weird...
by Lesley Hines
Mon Apr 11, 2011 2:12 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Gadgets
Replies: 11
Views: 1629

Re: Gadgets

I didn't know what a Roomba was (although I had an ankling from the context) and guess what I did. Yes! I put it into Google and it told me! What about IR Repeater, AV equipment (might be able to guess this one)? I don't mind Googling the odd term but the idea is that people should post in English!...
by Lesley Hines
Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:32 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Gadgets
Replies: 11
Views: 1629

Gadgets

After 4 weeks I am the satisfied owner of an IR repeater, that allows me to store all my AV equipment magically out of sight but still appeals to my lazy side. Roombas, however, cause considerable distress in the numerous pieces of Lego that have to be retrieved every time the damn thing's emptied. ...
by Lesley Hines
Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:47 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Star Wars
Replies: 39
Views: 3896

Re: Star Wars

She's joking Sophie, just scandalised that you've never seen the aforementioned film I suspect. ;) http://www.cool-screen-names.com/smilies/girly/girly20.gif Cheers bud. Sophie, don't ever give out your address over the internet: you're quite right that it would be extremely foolish. However, also ...
by Lesley Hines
Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:37 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What will he do?
Replies: 10
Views: 3043

Re: What will he do?

Andy Wilson wrote:That's an interesting idea! Maybe she could convince him to appear in dictionary corner.
Fucker :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:44 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 446503

Re: Bug reports

Matt Morrison wrote:Age old Hyper numbers bug, Lesley.
Cheers for that Matt. I'm putting the performance down to an Old Age hyper numbers bug :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:08 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 446503

Re: Bug reports

There's something weird going on with the emboldening. I'd understood scores were emboldened if they were the correct max, but not if they were an incorrect declaration or below the max. In my Duel game today (it might be Hyper in general, I don't tend to play it very often) several incorrect decla...
by Lesley Hines
Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:02 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown in Nottingham 2011- Saturday 30th July
Replies: 125
Views: 28984

Re: Countdown in Nottingham 2011- Saturday 30th July

Aw, this is the weekend of my wedding anniversary :( Doesn't bother me but I think HWMBO might be a tad narked at dinner for one that he's had to cook. Otherwise what was the point in him getting married? :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What will he do?
Replies: 10
Views: 3043

Re: What will he do?

Sorry, I've now got the greatest mental image of Jason being drunk and trying to shift Andy's ma. I'm wondering how this will be achieved; everything from a simple "excuse me" to a crowbar and a couple of mates for proper leverage. :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:20 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 446503

Re: Bug reports

There's something weird going on with the emboldening. I'd understood scores were emboldened if they were the correct max, but not if they were an incorrect declaration or below the max. In my Duel game today (it might be Hyper in general, I don't tend to play it very often) several incorrect declar...
by Lesley Hines
Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:24 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 33746

Re: Mondegreens

^Kewl - the Black album & G'n'R Appetite for Destruction were my first two rock albums. Much more admissible than my first 45 :lol:

For years I thought the 'warm smell of Carlitos rising up through the air' was a reference to personal hygiene.