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by Mark Deeks
Sun Jan 29, 2023 8:38 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Safeguarding at and around co-events
Replies: 68
Views: 7991

Re: Safeguarding at and around co-events

"So far we've been lucky that the worst kind of crimes, of the kind these people got convicted for, haven't happened to any of us at events." That we know of. And going beyond the paedophilia stuff that this discussion hitherto has focused on, there have definitely been crimes committed ag...
by Mark Deeks
Sat Jan 28, 2023 1:01 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Safeguarding at and around co-events
Replies: 68
Views: 7991

Re: Safeguarding at and around co-events

I'm not going to any social event that requires a DBS check in advance.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Jan 27, 2023 12:04 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Safeguarding at and around co-events
Replies: 68
Views: 7991

Re: Safeguarding at and around co-events

I hereby copy and paste an Apterous ticket that I wrote back at the start of the month concerning safeguarding issues in the Apterdown community. ---- Hello! Let's kick off the new year in high spirits with a discussion about safeguarding issues on, adjacent to and because of, Apterous. Apterous is ...
by Mark Deeks
Thu Jan 26, 2023 11:17 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Safeguarding at and around co-events
Replies: 68
Views: 7991

Re: Countdowners in the news

I strongly recommend splitting off such discussion into a separate thread to give it the eyes it deserves.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Jan 26, 2023 4:33 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdowners in the news
Replies: 243
Views: 118781

Re: Countdowners in the news

Unless there are two people of that name who live on that road, then...

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... 0-19453696
by Mark Deeks
Tue Jan 24, 2023 2:40 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Where the hell, is Julian Fell?
Replies: 33
Views: 9763

Re: Where the hell, is Julian Fell?

Howard died a couple of years ago.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Jan 19, 2023 8:43 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
Replies: 390
Views: 224359

Re: Countdown Lookalikes?

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Innis Bevins
by Mark Deeks
Mon Jan 16, 2023 2:54 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deathwatch 2017
Replies: 467
Views: 213964

Re: Deathwatch 2017

He was YouTube famous.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Jan 11, 2023 2:41 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Strange things you used to believe as a child
Replies: 32
Views: 6111

Strange things you used to believe as a child

The BBC newsreader Nicholas Witchell was the first man on the moon. It was illegal to be outside about 11pm, and infidelity meant jail time. Elephants are blue. Peter Sellers and Saddam Hussein were the same person. "Mininim" was a word, and even though I didn't know what it meant, I got v...
by Mark Deeks
Wed Jan 11, 2023 10:08 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Colin Murray’s future at Countdown
Replies: 34
Views: 5082

Re: Colin Murray’s future at Countdown

#Deeks2023
by Mark Deeks
Mon Jan 09, 2023 11:10 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Words and expressions that grind your gears
Replies: 108
Views: 21064

Re: Words and expressions that grind your gears

Menus that shorten coleslaw to 'slaw.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Jan 04, 2023 12:15 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Wordiply (from The Guardian)
Replies: 28
Views: 6027

Re: Wordiply (from The Guardian)

Not really getting the appeal of this one. There's nothing to clue you towards the answer. I thknk that’s part of the challenge - to know and find long words with no guidance. Mind, there’s nothing to clue you to finding the longest word on Countdown . It’s an okay game. Countdown has an opponent y...
by Mark Deeks
Sun Jan 01, 2023 9:29 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Colin Murray’s future at Countdown
Replies: 34
Views: 5082

Re: Colin Murray’s future at Countdown

#Deeks2025
by Mark Deeks
Sun Jan 01, 2023 8:13 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 635
Views: 279596

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

I thought it was because actors think that saying "Good luck" before a performance is bad form, and will surely bring bad luck. Sure, but that's why break a leg is the choice of substitute. Appaz. There's nothing on the Wikipedia article about it. Not that you should take Wikipedia as gos...
by Mark Deeks
Fri Dec 30, 2022 3:18 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 635
Views: 279596

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

The phrase "break a leg", meaning "I hope the acting audition goes well for you", came about because broken legs get out in casts. I thought it was because actors think that saying "Good luck" before a performance is bad form, and will surely bring bad luck. Sure, but ...
by Mark Deeks
Fri Dec 30, 2022 12:00 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Wordiply (from The Guardian)
Replies: 28
Views: 6027

Re: Wordiply (from The Guardian)

Not really getting the appeal of this one. There's nothing to clue you towards the answer.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Dec 28, 2022 3:50 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 635
Views: 279596

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

The phrase "break a leg", meaning "I hope the acting audition goes well for you", came about because broken legs get out in casts.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Dec 16, 2022 6:15 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: David Barnard, 1991-2022
Replies: 85
Views: 12082

Re: Please say a prayer for David Barnard

David's funeral service is available to watch here.

https://screenrec.com/share/qELHatc348
by Mark Deeks
Tue Dec 13, 2022 12:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 645608

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

What was with that weird 70s phase of sitting the drummer up the front?
by Mark Deeks
Tue Dec 06, 2022 11:15 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Is Colin Murray making Countdown too competitive?
Replies: 42
Views: 4773

Re: Is Colin Murray making Countdown too competitive?

seems to fill up the void for about 5 or 10 seconds before resuming the game which gives the contestants extra thinking time
Well you can't be too against this as a practice if Whiteley is your all-time favourite, because that man was an absolute freestyler.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Dec 06, 2022 11:11 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Is Colin Murray making Countdown too competitive?
Replies: 42
Views: 4773

Re: Is Colin Murray making Countdown too competitive?

My God it's so much more relaxing on the show these days. Night and day.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Nov 17, 2022 11:10 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: David Barnard, 1991-2022
Replies: 85
Views: 12082

Re: Please say a prayer for David Barnard

David died at 9.50pm this evening.
by Mark Deeks
Wed Nov 09, 2022 11:57 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
Replies: 390
Views: 224359

Re: Countdown Lookalikes?

Countdown lookalikes, but, as descriptions:

Paul Erdunast looks like he'd be fired during the second week of The Apprentice.

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by Mark Deeks
Sat Nov 05, 2022 10:04 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: David Barnard, 1991-2022
Replies: 85
Views: 12082

Re: Please say a prayer for David Barnard

Cheers, those were also the two I'd found. Anyone got the heats?
by Mark Deeks
Sat Nov 05, 2022 9:32 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: David Barnard, 1991-2022
Replies: 85
Views: 12082

Re: Please say a prayer for David Barnard

On an uplifting note, David's mum got married in the past few weeks, and David was the de facto best man. In his condition, special permission had to be sought in order for him to be able to attend, permission from the medical teams and the Church of England. But they all stepped up, with the Archbi...
by Mark Deeks
Sat Nov 05, 2022 9:19 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: David Barnard, 1991-2022
Replies: 85
Views: 12082

Re: Please say a prayer for David Barnard

There's conspiracy theories about his welfare, and yet it's all the swearing that his mum would find the problem. Gotcha. Oh for a head as cool as yours, to really focus on what matters. No change for David ATM. His mum would however like to ask if anyone has copies of his appearances on Countdown (...
by Mark Deeks
Fri Nov 04, 2022 6:58 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: David Barnard, 1991-2022
Replies: 85
Views: 12082

Re: Please say a prayer for David Barnard

People who lie about his welfare - not those mistaken by the disjointed misinformation, but those outright claiming it - are indeed absolute pricks and I retract nothing.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Nov 03, 2022 2:48 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: David Barnard, 1991-2022
Replies: 85
Views: 12082

Re: Please say a prayer for David Barnard

I am referring to Facebook posts and private chat messages circulated by, and emanating from, C4C and Apterous members.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Nov 03, 2022 2:35 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: What would you do differently
Replies: 11
Views: 1311

Re: What would you do differently

Smile.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Nov 03, 2022 12:29 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: David Barnard, 1991-2022
Replies: 85
Views: 12082

Re: Please say a prayer for David Barnard

Contrary to the misinformation of some absolute pricks in this community - who seem so committed to being edgy and/or in the know that they're willing to lie about someone else's life - David is still with us. It is true that he has mere days left. But he's still here, no matter what the lying fucke...
by Mark Deeks
Thu Oct 27, 2022 7:02 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Interesting substitutions from home shop deliveries
Replies: 1
Views: 334

Re: Interesting substitutions from home shop deliveries

During my Amazon CD-buying days, there was once a marked difference between what I ordered and what I got.

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by Mark Deeks
Tue Oct 18, 2022 11:17 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: In Truss, Ye God's!!
Replies: 10
Views: 695

Re: In Truss, Ye God's!!

Penny Mordaunt is hot
by Mark Deeks
Thu Oct 13, 2022 4:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 645608

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Some people say C4C peaked 12 years ago. But to that I say, pah.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Oct 13, 2022 1:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 645608

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

What are those black spinny things you sometimes get on vans for?
by Mark Deeks
Mon Oct 03, 2022 8:09 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Absolutely terrible claims to fame/celebrity spots
Replies: 74
Views: 28100

Re: Absolutely terrible claims to fame/celebrity spots

England and Newcastle United goalkeeper Nick Pope's mum's best friend just gave my dog a bowl of water, then coughed on her.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Sep 30, 2022 5:41 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Things you can't un-notice
Replies: 16
Views: 936

Re: Things you can't un-notice

Richard Hammond's saliva noises when he talks. The arrow in the FedEx logo. The amount of overdubbed noise when people in films run with assault rifles. Plugs turned on with nothing in them.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Sep 30, 2022 5:40 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Heardle
Replies: 7
Views: 1579

Re: Heardle

Since being bought by Spotify, Heardle has seen an overwhelming shift in its answers to being mostly from the last 10 years, and as such, I've gone off it, because I don't know any of the answers. (And with this message, Mark fully transitioned into middle age.)
by Mark Deeks
Sat Sep 17, 2022 4:53 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: David Barnard, 1991-2022
Replies: 85
Views: 12082

Re: Please say a prayer for David Barnard

So, let's not beat around the bush here. It's a hard truth but it's an unavoidable one. After much testing and unsuccessful rehabilitation, it has been determined that there is no hope of recovery for David, and he is being moved into hospice care for whatever time he has left.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Sep 15, 2022 10:06 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What do you do with Christmas/birthday cards?
Replies: 8
Views: 968

Re: What do you do with Christmas/birthday cards?

It's a two-step policy.

1) Put them up for a week in case anyone comes round, then recycle them.
2) Don't buy them or others. Except my grandmother.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Sep 05, 2022 1:48 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 645608

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

I do a lot of night time driving, and, being an East Anglian girl, most of it is done around the countryside. This means I spend a lot of time trying not to kill deer, because at night, they're bloody everywhere. But where do they go during the day?
by Mark Deeks
Thu Sep 01, 2022 6:18 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Colin Murray’s future at Countdown
Replies: 34
Views: 5082

Re: Colin Murray’s future at Countdown

I just would have expected a heads up, that's all, didn't expect to have to be find out this way. Would have been the respectful thing to do, given howo far through the process I was.
by Mark Deeks
Mon Aug 29, 2022 12:02 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Colin Murray as Host (pros and cons)
Replies: 16
Views: 2326

Re: Colin Murray as Host (pros and cons)

Rachel seems night-and-day happier.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Aug 25, 2022 3:37 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
Replies: 390
Views: 224359

Re: Countdown Lookalikes?

Had a slight frisson earlier today when, for a second, I thought Phil Jarvis had bought a hat, grown a moustache, gone into politics and died.

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by Mark Deeks
Wed Aug 17, 2022 7:32 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 645608

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

After prostate cancer surgery, my dad made that change. He has never detailed why he now needs this new technique. And nor do I really want him to.
by Mark Deeks
Tue Aug 16, 2022 11:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 645608

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

What is the point of washing-up bowls placed in a sink? Do they not do the same tasks as a sink in a smaller and far less helpful space?
by Mark Deeks
Sun Aug 14, 2022 6:57 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
Replies: 390
Views: 224359

Re: Countdown Lookalikes?

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by Mark Deeks
Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 635
Views: 279596

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

American lemonade is not fizzy, hence the trope about kids making and selling it.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:37 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Best and Worst National Flags
Replies: 17
Views: 2630

Re: Best and Worst National Flags

And on a regional administrative level, I hereby anoint the winner of the world Best County Flag competition to this absolute belter from River Gee County, Liberia.

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by Mark Deeks
Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:34 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Best and Worst National Flags
Replies: 17
Views: 2630

Re: Best and Worst National Flags

Since neither I nor anyone should yield to the self-appointed authority of Gev, I would like an honorable mention for the following, which is not a national flag, but nearly was, coming fourth in the New Zealand flag referendum in 2016. I enjoy its simple majesty and colour contrasts. https://s.wsj....
by Mark Deeks
Thu Aug 04, 2022 2:19 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Lookalikes?
Replies: 390
Views: 224359

Re: Countdown Lookalikes?

Michelle Nevitt..... https://wiki.apterous.org/images/thumb/5/51/MichelleNevitt.jpg/300px-MichelleNevitt.jpg .....plus Ryan Taylor..... https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/Beaker_%28Muppet%29-en.jpg ....equals, quite aptly, Michelle Ryan. https://flxt.tmsimg.com/assets/502190_v9_bb.jpg
by Mark Deeks
Tue Aug 02, 2022 6:06 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdowners in Art....
Replies: 2
Views: 754

Re: Countdowners in Art....

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by Mark Deeks
Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:41 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 645608

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

So you see that seatbelt alarm as a punitive measure rather than as helpful?
No idea why this pedantic distinction matters, but, eh, sure, it's both.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:50 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 645608

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Society has to cater to its lowest and simplest. We all have to go to the "how to use a ladder properly" training session, even though we all know, because there's that one guy who doesn't. We all know to put a seatbelt on, but there's one guy who doesn't, so he needs bleeping at. Etc.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:43 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 645608

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

They're definitely annoying but they must also have definitely saved some lives in the past, so, OK. Bleep away, bleepy thing.
by Mark Deeks
Fri Jul 29, 2022 12:18 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 645608

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

It's like a two second inconvenience each time, just do it already. If it was like relacing a shoe every time, I'd understand, but it's just a clicky thing, it's fine.
by Mark Deeks
Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:48 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 645608

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Are they uncomfortable, though? I mean they might have been made of chainmail back in the early days, but now, it's the most minor inconvenience. And in terms of restricting movement, a driver shouldn't be moving anyway! I just find it such an odd battle to pick. Just put the belt on and stop whingi...
by Mark Deeks
Thu Jul 28, 2022 5:35 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: How do I know if my word is valid?
Replies: 57
Views: 60397

Re: How do I know if my word is valid?

Wait.