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by Andres Sanchez
Tue Sep 20, 2022 1:23 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Next Champion of Champions series
Replies: 197
Views: 30188

Re: Next Champion of Champions series

Fiona T wrote: Tue Sep 20, 2022 11:23 am Methinks someone has been trolling the trolls
Trollception?
by Andres Sanchez
Tue Sep 20, 2022 3:42 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Next Champion of Champions series
Replies: 197
Views: 30188

Re: Next Champion of Champions series

Yeah I have no idea who the hell would share the draws and tell you to go out telling everyone. No real reason if the show's gonna reveal it themselves. Plus, I took advantage of the private disclosing and I wanted to hear solely the people that were participating. Leaving the draw as a surprise sti...
by Andres Sanchez
Tue Sep 20, 2022 3:33 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: The Countdown Android App is now out!
Replies: 158
Views: 36568

Re: The Countdown Android App is now out!

Big thank you, Jack. Also I'm very much enjoying the new challenges; not gonna spoil anything to anyone who hasn't seen them but definitely take a looksie.
by Andres Sanchez
Sun Sep 18, 2022 12:21 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: David Barnard, 1991-2022
Replies: 85
Views: 13247

Re: Please say a prayer for David Barnard

Really wish I coulda met the guy, looks like he always had a good time when I saw him on Zoomdown. Thoughts and prayers to him and his close friends and family.
by Andres Sanchez
Sat Sep 17, 2022 3:37 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Next Champion of Champions series
Replies: 197
Views: 30188

Re: Next Champion of Champions series

Johnny Canuck wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 10:15 pm
Fiona T wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:07 am
Ian Volante wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 8:00 am I'm disappointed not to get through the entire run of dodgy shirts. Also, I've got long blue hair now. Maybe this would be more interesting than all these geeky mathsy types.
IV for CoC!
We could even dedicate the whole thing to him. CoC IV!
More like CoC IV × IV
by Andres Sanchez
Thu Sep 15, 2022 8:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 759
Views: 486619

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Had a dream that a bald Philip Aston played against some hirsute guy name Rob and won with 182 points with four nines. Have absolutely no idea how any of these ideas jumbled together.
by Andres Sanchez
Wed Sep 14, 2022 9:42 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Next Champion of Champions series
Replies: 197
Views: 30188

Re: Next Champion of Champions series

Philip A wrote: Wed Sep 14, 2022 9:38 pm TBF, I don’t mind knowing who’s playing. :P Just not who’s playing who!
I'm in the same vain.
by Andres Sanchez
Wed Sep 14, 2022 4:48 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 13 September 2022 (Series 86, Prelim 62)
Replies: 2
Views: 423

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 13 September 2022 (Series 86, Prelim 62)

R9 Omelette solve that I feel like deserves some credit:

25 + 10 - 9 = 26
26 × 7 = 182
182 + 5 =187
187 × 4 = 748


R14 Omelette solve also here:
100 - 8 + 7 = 99
99 × 6 = 594
594 + 75 - 50 = 619
by Andres Sanchez
Wed Sep 14, 2022 2:23 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Next Champion of Champions series
Replies: 197
Views: 30188

Re: Next Champion of Champions series

I honestly don't give much of a shit on who's going up against who. I have ideas of who they might involve, like the three 1k club members, but in the end it's gonna be a hell of a CoC regardless of who's gonna be drawn.
by Andres Sanchez
Fri Sep 09, 2022 2:24 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Next Champion of Champions series
Replies: 197
Views: 30188

Re: Next Champion of Champions series

Looking forward to a Cappleman-Lynes showdown! After discussing the ethics of offering a back-hander to set up a first-round match between the two of us, we've decided on an alternative course of action - neither of us is allowed to lose until we meet :lol: You two played so well on Team Countdown,...
by Andres Sanchez
Fri Sep 09, 2022 6:10 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Queen Elizabeth II 1926-2022
Replies: 63
Views: 4100

Re: Queen Elizabeth II 1926-2022

As an American, I have absolutely zero idea of the "propaganda" in the UK in relation to the Queen. All I know is that she's lived a really fucking long life and I hope whoever is next in the line holds the same if not better leadership than the Queen has.
by Andres Sanchez
Wed Sep 07, 2022 3:40 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 7 September 2022 (Series 86, Heat 58)
Replies: 10
Views: 1040

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 7 September 2022 (Series 86, Heat 58)

Also when Colin asked Joseph what he got last time he was on (29) and said 30 would be a victory for him, I think he trumped anything Anne did. I'm out. He's all enthusiastic and everything, which is great, but he has zero tact. I'm just watching this now to recap, and personally I don't really see...
by Andres Sanchez
Mon Sep 05, 2022 9:02 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Your preferred format for CO-events
Replies: 74
Views: 36349

Re: Your preferred format for CO-events

To be honest I don't know what other formats there are other than the groups of threes cycling around and Bristol style. I've only been to one and I thoroughly enjoyed the former that it did.
by Andres Sanchez
Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:45 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: The Countdown Android App is now out!
Replies: 158
Views: 36568

Re: The Countdown Android App is now out!

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JackHurst wrote: Sun Sep 04, 2022 1:01 pm We might be over 200 now. I'll do a bit of digging later. Are there any other stats people want to know?
I have a few in mind.

Fastest conundrum solve?
Person who's declared the most nines?
How many nines have been declared on the app overall?
Who's won the most Daily Challenges?
by Andres Sanchez
Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:41 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Apple variety rankings
Replies: 17
Views: 1360

Re: Apple variety rankings

Granny smiths are better in baking than they are in actual consumption. I will stand by this thought.
by Andres Sanchez
Fri Aug 26, 2022 4:54 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday 26 August 2022 (Series 86, Heat 50)
Replies: 3
Views: 366

Re: Spoilers for Friday 26 August 2022 (Series 86, Heat 50)

What's the most amount of Apterites involved in an octorun? Think Mark's the third or fourth Apterite involved in a run like this and I feel like we may have more soon.
by Andres Sanchez
Fri Aug 26, 2022 12:55 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 25 August 2022 (Series 85, Heat 49)
Replies: 3
Views: 373

Re: Spoilers for Thursday 25 August 2022 (Series 85, Heat 49)

Toby McDonald wrote: Thu Aug 25, 2022 10:11 pm R6 LNAFP: (9+5)*10+9-7 = 142
Same way I was thinking surprisingly.

BAGSIES as another max in R12
by Andres Sanchez
Mon Aug 22, 2022 4:28 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Drunk Countdown
Replies: 3
Views: 585

Re: Drunk Countdown

I more so get sleep deprived some of the time and my Countdowning maybe seems to vary wildly; I got a 13-max game against someone late at night, but at the same time I've gotten worse after. Just depends on what I'm feeling, really.
by Andres Sanchez
Wed Aug 17, 2022 1:56 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Ask Graeme?
Replies: 1753
Views: 773355

Re: Ask Graeme?

Dearest Graeme, Assuming the subject has not been broached prior to now, I wonder could you furnish us with details of returning contestants, and what the shortest (and perhaps longest, while we're at it) gaps between appearances have been? Thank you. Think his could help with some of it, thank Ste...
by Andres Sanchez
Wed Aug 17, 2022 1:50 am
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Tuesday 21st December 2021 (Series 84, 1st Semi-Final)
Replies: 1
Views: 422

Tuesday 21st December 2021 (Series 84, 1st Semi-Final)

OHMYGOD WE'RE ALMOST DONE WITH SERIES 84!!!! Hey guys! The work/college life is starting to consume me slowly, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop these recaps here. Let's start getting into the semi-finals of this series, shall we? Countdown recap for Tuesday 21 December 2021. C1: Champion Ahmed ...
by Andres Sanchez
Sun Aug 14, 2022 4:17 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Co:Brum 2022
Replies: 56
Views: 7087

Re: Co:Brum 2022

No worries, mate! Now it may help if I knew where the other previous events are in this forum so I could patch up those.
by Andres Sanchez
Sat Aug 13, 2022 9:14 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Co:Brum 2022
Replies: 56
Views: 7087

Re: Co:Brum 2022

Hey I'm deciding to do the recap of the final for the wiki page, and I'm getting the points tallied up to be Bradley winning 87-81. Can someone check over to make sure I'm not going insane?
by Andres Sanchez
Thu Aug 11, 2022 8:27 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Wednesday 10th August 2022 (Series 86, Preliminary 38)
Replies: 1
Views: 385

Re: Wednesday 10th August 2022 ( Series 86 Prelim 38 )

Stat Time! Over his journey, Quinn has gotten: 8 nines (DRAGONETS, PLANETOID, SPEARMINT, BRIMSTONE, UNROASTED, ROUMANITE, MODERATES, MULIERAST) 5 conundrum solves MEZZANINE (1.5s) PROMOTION (2.25s) UNBRANDED (2.25s) CONFUSING (1.5s) CERTAINTY (6.25s) 6 centuries, with a high of 124 and a low of 86 5...
by Andres Sanchez
Mon Aug 08, 2022 7:57 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Monday 8 August 2022 (Series 86, Heat 36)
Replies: 7
Views: 810

Re: Spoilers for Monday 8 August 2022 (Series 86, Heat 36)

Alright, I might as well make another one of these. Quinn's won six games with a total of 656 points, averaging about 109 points per game . At this rate, he'll definitely reach the #2 seed unless we somehow get a game where he wins by 31 which is HIGHLY unlikely. I think he will be well sat in the 8...
by Andres Sanchez
Sun Aug 07, 2022 4:15 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Calling All Wannabe Recappers!!
Replies: 486
Views: 243561

Re: Calling All Wannabe Recappers!!

Sounds good, maybe after the semis we can all coordinate on what games to recap? Just tossing the idea out there
by Andres Sanchez
Sat Aug 06, 2022 8:40 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Calling All Wannabe Recappers!!
Replies: 486
Views: 243561

Re: Calling All Wannabe Recappers!!

There are only two finals games left, I plan to do Ahmed vs. Jeremy and I think Christy'll do Stu vs. Florence. We're gonna need a big catch up for S85 though. Lots of episodes to go through and thankfully there's a good little portion done already thanks to the patent-pending Mills & Matt Buddy...
by Andres Sanchez
Sat Aug 06, 2022 3:52 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Stick to 8-letter teatime teasers
Replies: 10
Views: 1471

Re: Stick to 8-letter teatime teasers

Graeme Cole wrote: Fri Aug 05, 2022 6:11 pm I am at a loss as to how anyone can have a strong opinion on this.
+2
by Andres Sanchez
Thu Aug 04, 2022 5:14 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Stick to 8-letter teatime teasers
Replies: 10
Views: 1471

Re: Stick to 8-letter teatime teasers

I'm fine with both, in fact I really appreciate the 9-letter teasers for the same reason people enjoy 8-letter ones. They're good words that can pop up and 9 letter ones can really help aid you if you spot some shit like ANALGESIC; boom, 18 points up.
by Andres Sanchez
Thu Jul 28, 2022 12:34 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 741669

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Mark Deeks wrote: Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:57 am What is the point of:

a) armpit hair?
b) pubes?
I'd say sweat collection, but after Googling it says that the hair prevents skin-to-skin contact and reduces friction when doing certain things like running, any exercise, or just plain doing it.
by Andres Sanchez
Thu Jul 28, 2022 1:12 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Ask Graeme?
Replies: 1753
Views: 773355

Re: Ask Graeme?

I've been having this question in my head and thinking about where to post it, and I think here might be a good spot. I've been using WebRack a lot to host weekly games in my Discord and it's been great fun. Recently though I've been introducing some of the variants that Apterous has through WebRack...
by Andres Sanchez
Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:32 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 14 July 2022 - Colin Murray returns
Replies: 17
Views: 1643

Re: Spoilers for Thursday 14 July 2022 - Colin Murray returns

John Garcia wrote: Thu Jul 14, 2022 4:41 pm I got ROMANISED instead of RANDOMISE. Wasn't 100% sure if the former was allowed, but seems to be ok.
I'll add onto that with MASONRIED myself.

Also PERIGONE in R1 & DAIGOU in R11
by Andres Sanchez
Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:04 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Wednesday 13th July 2022 (Series 86, Preliminary 18)
Replies: 1
Views: 363

Re: Wednesday 13th July 2022 ( Series 86 Prelim 18 )

Now let's dig into some statistics! Over his journey, Ed has gotten: 5 nines (ADULATION, MARKETISE, LAUNDRIES, NOTARISED, FRONTSIDE) 7 conundrum solves WHISKERED (0.75s) TITILLATE (1.25s) STUFFIEST (1.25s) RESURRECT (1.5s) HANDBRAKE (2s) LOATHSOME (5.5s) OVERLYING (20.25s) 8 centuries, with a high o...
by Andres Sanchez
Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:49 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 13th July 2022 - Anne Robinson’s last show
Replies: 5
Views: 597

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 13th July 2022 - Anne Robinson’s last show

I knew that this man would stare into the camera for the two easy numbers solutions. Boy was I right, my buddy and I was laughing our asses off at the timing of it.

But regardless, congrats to Ed! Very deservedly needed octorun for a spectacular player.
by Andres Sanchez
Wed Jul 13, 2022 6:56 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Wordle
Replies: 81
Views: 14746

Re: Wordle

Felt like wanting to say because I only found out yesterday that Spotify has officially acquired Heardle. As an American hopefully this'll mean I'll get to use my VPN less since there have been a few times when the song wouldn't be available in my country.
by Andres Sanchez
Tue Jul 12, 2022 8:45 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: You Are The Ref
Replies: 355
Views: 174561

Re: You Are The Ref

You are running a co event, and observe the following Host reveals crucial conundrum: HRRAAEIOD C1 "Diarrhoea" (pronounced correctly) C2 "Spell it" C1 "D I A H R R O E A" H "I'm afraid that's not the right spelling" C2 "Diarrhoea D I A R R H O E A" ...
by Andres Sanchez
Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:17 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Wordle
Replies: 81
Views: 14746

Re: Wordle

I still play the MAIN version and Heardle, but honestly I don't pay much attention to every other variant out there
by Andres Sanchez
Sun Jul 10, 2022 11:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Music
Replies: 295
Views: 104938

Re: Music

I very much enjoy OK Computer and In Rainbows, but to me Hail To The Thief I feel also goes right up there. Lemme put my current fav songs from each. OK Computer - Honestly all of the tracks from OK Computer are great, the ones I'm not particularly fond of compared to others though are Climbing Up T...
by Andres Sanchez
Fri Jul 08, 2022 10:12 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday 8 July 2022 (Series 86, Heat 15)
Replies: 8
Views: 634

Re: Spoilers for Friday 9 July 2022 (Series 86, Heat 15)

Alright, I might as well given we're about the halfway mark. So far, Ed's racked up 5 wins with 599 points, an average of 119.8 a game . If he keeps this up he'll be inching at 958, the same octotal as James Haughton, and will be the 28th member of the 900 club. He's also been managing a pretty good...
by Andres Sanchez
Mon Jul 04, 2022 6:28 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Monday 4th July 2022 (Series 86, Heat 11)
Replies: 7
Views: 579

Spoilers for Monday 4th July 2022 (Series 86, Heat 11)

OUTROWED in R2
TOSTADOS in R12

Very solid play from Ed, can't wait to see him continue!
by Andres Sanchez
Sun Jul 03, 2022 8:56 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Board Game Nights On Discord?
Replies: 0
Views: 403

Board Game Nights On Discord?

Hey guys, I've recently started to bring about some board games on Board Game Arena . Lost of board games are available there and making an account is free. With this, I've been hosting some board game nights and there's been some solid interest in it. So far we've been playing games like Letter Tyc...
by Andres Sanchez
Fri Jul 01, 2022 5:27 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Pioneers of Countdown Training
Replies: 7
Views: 889

Re: Pioneers of Countdown Training

I picked up Andy Platt's document on 4L, wanna shout him out as well.
by Andres Sanchez
Thu Jun 30, 2022 10:08 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Team Countdown
Replies: 2
Views: 924

Team Countdown

Honestly should have done this a while ago, but if you had eyes on Apterous for some time. You'll know that I've been setting up a tournament that just came to a close. Team Countdown! I wasn't sure about bringing the talk of this over here, but the advice of Adam Latchford persuaded me to reel some...
by Andres Sanchez
Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:34 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 30th June 2022 (Series 86, Heat 9)
Replies: 6
Views: 600

Re: Spoilers for Thursday 30th June 2022 (Series 86, Heat 9)

Philip A wrote: Thu Jun 30, 2022 1:29 pm Round 4: we believe FANNIES was cut from broadcast; no bleep, just cut out completely (the usual practice nowadays).
Is it THAT offensive nowadays? I don't feel like it is honestly.
by Andres Sanchez
Wed Jun 29, 2022 7:52 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 28th June 2022 (Series 86, Heat 7)
Replies: 7
Views: 708

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 28th June 2022 (Series 86, Heat 7)

Alright then, I do feel like we should make a group chat though with the other recappers to coordinate this stuff though if I'm being all honest.
by Andres Sanchez
Wed Jun 29, 2022 4:45 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 28th June 2022 (Series 86, Heat 7)
Replies: 7
Views: 708

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 28th June 2022 (Series 86, Heat 7)

Didn't see this and posted the recap myself. NIGHTYPAL was the scramble and I think it was 2.25 seconds? I looked at the video on Facebook that Chloe posted, thankfully. Didn't know you made one, sorry mate.
by Andres Sanchez
Sat Jun 25, 2022 2:49 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Ask Graeme?
Replies: 1753
Views: 773355

Re: Ask Graeme?

Now I'm curious on what the least likely seven would be that's been spotted in a televised round.
by Andres Sanchez
Tue Jun 21, 2022 9:43 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Friday 17th December 2021 (Series 84, 3rd Quarter-Final)
Replies: 0
Views: 299

Friday 17th December 2021 (Series 84, 3rd Quarter-Final)

Hey everybody! Sorry for being a bit absent for a while, college and life is important y'know! Anyhoo, here's the next QF! Countdown recap for Friday 17 December 2021. C1: Champion Florence Cappleman-Lynes (8 wins, 860 points.) C2: Champion Jasamrit Rahala (7 wins, 727 points.) DC: Adrian Chiles (si...
by Andres Sanchez
Sat Jun 18, 2022 2:51 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday 17th June 2022 (Series 85 Grand Final)
Replies: 21
Views: 2724

Re: Spoilers for Friday 17th June 2022 (Series 85 Grand Final)

That has to be the absolute closest two player's runs have been.
by Andres Sanchez
Sat Jun 18, 2022 3:29 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday 17th June 2022 (Series 85 Grand Final)
Replies: 21
Views: 2724

Re: Spoilers for Friday 17th June 2022 (Series 85 Grand Final)

Fucking amazing that game was, loved every bit of it. Big congrats to Dan and the biggest commiserations to Matt. Probably the best final I've seen.

R14 Alternative Solve: 6*25-9-(100/(75-50))
by Andres Sanchez
Fri Jun 17, 2022 8:08 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Anne Robinson to leave Countdown
Replies: 110
Views: 12526

Re: Anne Robinson to leave Countdown

I'm with Jack on this, probably just some other project.
by Andres Sanchez
Fri Jun 17, 2022 12:25 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 16 June 2022 (Series 85, 2nd Semi-Final)
Replies: 7
Views: 657

Re: Spoilers for Thursday 16 June 2022 (Series 85, SF 2)

IATRIC in R12 for me, splendid game and a wonderful story Steve showed. Can't wait to see what'll happen next
by Andres Sanchez
Sat Jun 11, 2022 1:36 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 9th June 2022 (Series 85, QF1)
Replies: 23
Views: 1517

Re: Spoilers for Thursday 9 June 2022 (Series 85, QF1)

Took a total guess with DISBURSAL, then thought to myself that it probably meant the same as DISPERSAL
by Andres Sanchez
Wed Jun 01, 2022 4:45 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Wednesday 8th June 2022 - Cancelled episode
Replies: 9
Views: 1552

Re: 8 June 2022 - Cancelled episode

Philip A wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 4:21 pm
Andres Sanchez wrote: Wed Jun 01, 2022 4:12 pm Would three now be the most transmissions of an episode of Countdown? If so I feel like that I should add that on the wiki
Episode 1 was shown three times I think.
In its entirety?
by Andres Sanchez
Wed Jun 01, 2022 4:12 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Wednesday 8th June 2022 - Cancelled episode
Replies: 9
Views: 1552

Re: 8 June 2022 - Cancelled episode

Would three now be the most transmissions of an episode of Countdown? If so I feel like that I should add that on the wiki
by Andres Sanchez
Wed May 25, 2022 2:48 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is it anally retentive to expect people to spend the majority of their working day... working?
Replies: 10
Views: 1230

Re: Is it anally retentive to expect people to spend the majority of their working day... working?

This thread reminds me of the most recent job I had. I worked at a place called Texas Roadhouse for about 6 months; in comparison to the other job I worked at, this was the longest I've worked at. My job was a busser, cleaning tables and sending over dirty dishes to the people who clean all of that ...
by Andres Sanchez
Fri May 20, 2022 9:39 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Dr Imafidon to stand in for Riley
Replies: 40
Views: 5398

Re: Dr Imafidon to stand in for Riley

As someone who's been on the internet for a while, I will say that's like a fourth of the way down in the cesspool of trolls. In general, who the fuck thinks you need to be hot to be on Countdown doing great numbers? I couldn't care less about that, they're just there to do numbers - although I do e...