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by Lesley Hines
Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:04 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 33570

Re: Mondegreens

By the way, I had no idea what FIFY stood for. Guess what I did? I'll give you a clue. It's starts with a G and ends in oogle. What is a Gandisoogle? One of the other search engines available (there's more to life than Internet Explorer, you know). This list is not comprehensive, but also includes ...
by Lesley Hines
Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:13 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 127
Views: 33570

Re: Mondegreens

I see where you're coming from Ralph but imagine having a conversation with someone and every few minutes that person has to ask what a particular word you have just used means. You would probably get annoyed and tell them to go away and learn some things before they try to engage you in conversati...
by Lesley Hines
Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:48 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Star Wars
Replies: 39
Views: 3896

Re: Star Wars

I have to say I am not a big Star Wars fan, but I voted for Episode I because it's the only one I've ever seen. It was alright. If it was rubbish, I wouldn't have voted for anything, though.I have actually seen the trailer for Episode III, but it didn't seem that good. Dear Sophie Please pm me your...
by Lesley Hines
Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How are you?
Replies: 79
Views: 8204

Re: How are you?

Charlie Reams wrote:
JimBentley wrote: the statement really means "between 0% and 45% of customers will save between 1p and £200".

Fucking pricks.
Or it could be nothing at all. Such is the magic of "up to"!
And that's likely to be the mode. It was in my case, anyway.
by Lesley Hines
Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:23 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Oh my (holi)daysssssssss 2011
Replies: 53
Views: 6508

Re: Oh my (holi)daysssssssss 2011

Ian Volante wrote:Think we might go camping for a weekend up north somewhere in a few weeks. Don't have money for much else, maybe next decade!
Camping up north from Edinburgh? Are you insane? Is the Arctic actually fully booked or do you just like really, really fresh (i.e. cold) air? :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:01 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CoLei4 - Saturday 2 April 2011
Replies: 16
Views: 3327

Re: CoLei4 - Saturday 2 April 2011

Soph K wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:
Soph K wrote:Does anyone know what place everyone came?
The Stoneycroft Hotel, Leicester.
I knew that - because I went! I meant, like, who came 6th, who came 18th, who came 3rd etc. etc.
I guarantee who came first was a man. It always is.
by Lesley Hines
Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:42 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CoLei4 - Saturday 2 April 2011
Replies: 16
Views: 3327

Re: CoLei4 - Saturday 2 April 2011

It's not elitism, it's a £20 Robinson-Clayton transaction so James can change his signature. :lol: Unlucky ;) Unfortunately Countdown's not a team sport so you'll have to leave your geisha at home next time James, as it's just not gentlemanly to brag about success with the laydees. Personally I woul...
by Lesley Hines
Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:27 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 441705

Re: Bug reports

I realise this may be by design rather than a bug, but head-to-head has disappeared. It used to be that you could only access it via the player page but now I can't find it at all. Or I'm really thick. I was thinking as I was looking for it that it would be cool to have under Facts and Figures, so ...
by Lesley Hines
Sat Apr 02, 2011 6:55 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 441705

Re: Bug reports

I realise this may be by design rather than a bug, but head-to-head has disappeared. It used to be that you could only access it via the player page but now I can't find it at all. Or I'm really thick. I was thinking as I was looking for it that it would be cool to have under Facts and Figures, so m...
by Lesley Hines
Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:16 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Console yourself
Replies: 51
Views: 6327

Re: Console yourself

Yes but I couldn't be bothered to look it up. Bother: it will do you (and everyone else) good. I had my first love affair with my Commodore 64 - yes it was shit, yes Skool Dayz crashed far too regularly, but the basic programming instructions with the manual gave me loads of fun, and my sisters and...
by Lesley Hines
Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:03 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Carnival/Fairground games
Replies: 4
Views: 1040

Re: Carnival/Fairground games

they'd put the heaviest ones on the bottom row for demonstration but put light ones on the bottom for the punters so they're really tough to knock off. Other way around, surely? Yeah, maybe. I can't remember specifically, just that it was a con. I remembered being surprised at the way round at the ...
by Lesley Hines
Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:55 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Carnival/Fairground games
Replies: 4
Views: 1040

Re: Carnival/Fairground games

The shooting ones are always easy; we're a Scooby Doo, a pink pig and various other crap better off for them. (My Dad taught me to shoot when I was a kid, which helps.) There was a show on TV a while back that showed some of the tricks they use in carnival games to make it look dead easy on demonstr...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:24 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Ghosts?
Replies: 157
Views: 18808

Re: Ghosts?

Rosemary Roberts wrote:
Lesley Hines wrote:I think if anything it's more likely to be a black withcraft curse.
It must be a truly awesome curse if it made them cut out whatever happened in the middle.
***LIKE***
I wondered what happened in the middle bit too :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Ghosts?
Replies: 157
Views: 18808

Re: Ghosts?

Meh, you're safe enough. Derek Acorah's confirmed it's some geezer, which makes it certified wank in my book. Edit: Looking at this subtle little piece how the Dickens are they telling stuff's moved anyway? Sure it's not a rat? I don't think she is making this up because obviously you know you are ...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:23 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Ghosts?
Replies: 157
Views: 18808

Re: Ghosts?

Meh, you're safe enough. Derek Acorah's confirmed it's some geezer, which makes it certified wank in my book.

Edit: Looking at this subtle little piece how the Dickens are they telling stuff's moved anyway? Sure it's not a rat?
by Lesley Hines
Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:49 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Unintended gaffes
Replies: 66
Views: 9264

Re: Unintended gaffes

Lol @ Matt :lol: (Though I dare say she's tried to get her hands on a Christian's relics at some point.) There's a furniture shop in town that's erected a massive sign that's surely intended to read "The cheapest quality sofas in town", and actually reads "The cheapest quality sofas i...
by Lesley Hines
Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:38 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What is your latest job news?
Replies: 18
Views: 5090

Re: What is your latest job news?

Pretty good, really. I've just found out I've qualified again as Team Leader for Usborne, so I'm chuffed about that. My little computer-care thing's going very steadily, and in the B&B we're rammed for the next few weeks and some of our favourite punters are back at the same time. One's a lovely...
by Lesley Hines
Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:05 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 441705

Re: Bug reports

Kirk Bevins wrote:James got a silver pencil for SIMCHA but it's not showing up here: http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?ke ... 1899677126

And indeed it says the word isn't pencilled in...
Actually, same thing's happened to me for SENHOR. Well spotted that man :)
by Lesley Hines
Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:36 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The weakest Weakest Link ever
Replies: 21
Views: 5412

Re: The weakest Weakest Link ever

Is it not just an example of the Kruger-Dunning effect? Dunning-Kruger is the effect where people who are really bad think they are good. This is more like people who know/are good at a certain thing assume that everyone else knows/is good at the same thing, and likewise for things they don't know/...
by Lesley Hines
Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:12 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What University Did You Go To/Are you at/Are you going to?
Replies: 65
Views: 15411

Re: What University Did You Go To/Are you at/Are you going t

Ryan Taylor wrote:University of Hull mate.

Edit: One of the great universities along with Oxford and Cambridge.
Oxford's a complete dump... ;)
Uni of Essex, Uni of Worcester. I've had a quality education.
by Lesley Hines
Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:32 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The weakest Weakest Link ever
Replies: 21
Views: 5412

Re: The weakest Weakest Link ever

Is it not just an example of the Kruger-Dunning effect?
by Lesley Hines
Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:23 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How are you?
Replies: 79
Views: 8204

Re: How are you?

BTW. got me a table but no chairs any advice on free furniture that doesn't involve breaking the law. There's obviously Freecycle where people offer stuff they don't want for free. It's probably worth asking your local council if they have any sort of furniture recycling scheme in place. In Worcest...
by Lesley Hines
Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:56 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How fit are you?
Replies: 53
Views: 6801

Re: How fit are you?

I used to smoke say between 10 to 20 joints daily too Jesus! I presume you're not 44 or over. Haha. On reflection I should have just said at least ten a day. I'm sure I have smoked twenty, if not more, in a day, but those days would have been few and far between. Although you have reminded me that ...
by Lesley Hines
Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:23 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 441705

Re: Bug reports

Charlie, I've just installed Firefox 4.0 and it's had a remarkable effect on performance. Same. Adam - you're on a Mac? I'm on Vista and Firefox 4.0 now loads the game perfectly every time - I always had to resize the window before - and there's a very noticeable improvement in performance. I still...
by Lesley Hines
Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:03 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 441705

Re: Bug reports

When your rating changes it updates on the list of people in the room but doesn't on the bit about you in the middle that comes up and says your rating / fave variant / pic etc., so you end up with this: http://i767.photobucket.com/albums/xx320/lesleyshines/scrdump1.jpg Cheers :) Noticed it now doe...
by Lesley Hines
Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:01 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 441705

Re: Bug reports

Me and Joseph Krol weren't offered a chance to go for our 3178 where the target was 3168. Spoilage is Stepdown scoring for numbers, so 10 away would be worth zero points even if you got it. Edit: what Innis said. Edit edit: Also it's "Joseph Krol and I", I'm sure your mum can confirm this...
by Lesley Hines
Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:00 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What would you do with £500?
Replies: 44
Views: 5401

Re: What would you do with £500?

Michael Wallace wrote:
Mark James wrote:You should spend the money pimping your ride.
What would my ride be? (I don't have a car.)
cf CF ;)
by Lesley Hines
Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:58 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Guess who...
Replies: 476
Views: 53701

Re: Guess who...

Please leave this until Sophie can join in, although since she said she'd be contributing every three days and has currently exceeded her quota I wouldn't like to speculate when that might be. Sweepstake for 8:32 a.m.
by Lesley Hines
Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:03 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 441705

Re: Bug reports

When your rating changes it updates on the list of people in the room but doesn't on the bit about you in the middle that comes up and says your rating / fave variant / pic etc., so you end up with this:
Image
Cheers :)
by Lesley Hines
Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:32 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown words spotted in real life
Replies: 122
Views: 55163

Re: Countdown words spotted in real life

Image
OCARINA

Sorry, I've only got the one ;)
by Lesley Hines
Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:14 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How are you?
Replies: 79
Views: 8204

Re: How are you?

When salesmen cold call and open the conversation with that I usually reply with something similar to this: "I'm so glad you've asked that. I'm dreadful, having a terrible day. Really, really awful. But this is obviously a sign from God that you've rung as my psychiatrist says I should talk to ...
by Lesley Hines
Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:42 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Survey on AV
Replies: 11
Views: 2973

Survey on AV

My friend's reading politics and has prepared this survey. He needs as many people as possible to fill it in so if you have one minute of your time and would be prepared to submit an anonymous survey, couldja?

It's here:
https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/58Q9JSZ
Thanks very much! :D
by Lesley Hines
Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Where can the country save money?
Replies: 54
Views: 4533

Re: Where can the country save money?

:lol:
by Lesley Hines
Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:46 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Where can the country save money?
Replies: 54
Views: 4533

Re: Where can the country save money?

Michael Wallace, Jon O'Neill and Charlie Reams wrote:(source?)
Fair, although it's bedtime. I'll get back to you in the morning :) (NB not a cop-out, just up to my eyes in it with work :) )
by Lesley Hines
Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Where can the country save money?
Replies: 54
Views: 4533

Re: Where can the country save money?

Meh, stable door, lock, etc. Plus alcohol's had the advantage in this country that it was the only way to purify drinking matter for a long time so westernised livers are better adapted to cope with it than say, Asian ones, that historically coped with brewed teas. Plus alcohol in moderation is fine...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:16 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Retired conundrums
Replies: 10
Views: 1761

Re: Retired conundrums

Charlie Reams wrote:
Ben Wilson wrote:
Charlie Reams wrote:The following have also been retired having been deleted from the new edition:

JACUZZI
Um, wtf?
It's a trademark, I imagine they got an angry letter from Jacuzzi Inc.'s lawyers after the last edition.
Swingers everywhere will be very sad about this :( [/Simpsons]
by Lesley Hines
Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:12 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Where can the country save money?
Replies: 54
Views: 4533

Re: Where can the country save money?

The message that it sends out is all wrong. People assume alcohol's harmless because it's legal, and that's far from the case. I know people (kids under 18) that have thought that cannabis is 'legal' (it isn't) because it was downgraded. Hell, when I was a kid I thought cannabis was harmless. I read...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Where can the country save money?
Replies: 54
Views: 4533

Re: Where can the country save money?

Fair point re the AV, although that's £250M wasted if the end result is no. But I guess at least it's everyone's no :lol: Sorry, legalising drugs won't save money. It'll cost thousands, if not millions, in psychiatric treatments in the NHS, not to mention cancer, the long-term effects of drugs in lo...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:42 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Where can the country save money?
Replies: 54
Views: 4533

Re: Where can the country save money?

Mark James wrote:why is there still a squiggly red line under the word movie. How is it supposed to be spelled?
F-I-L-M
by Lesley Hines
Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:40 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Countdown Drinking Game
Replies: 6
Views: 1394

Re: The Countdown Drinking Game

CoLei's in an hotel - does that count?
by Lesley Hines
Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:54 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Where can the country save money?
Replies: 54
Views: 4533

Re: Where can the country save money?

I certainly agree that the military budget is horribly wasteful and far, far too large, but I think we do need some sort of military force. I'd prefer to live in a world where no-one did but unfortunately that doesn't seem to be the case. The forces do actually do quite a lot of useful work that doe...
by Lesley Hines
Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:41 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: COUNTDOWN LETTERS. BEWARE: RANDOM TOPIC ALERT!
Replies: 7
Views: 1687

Re: COUNTDOWN LETTERS. BEWARE: RANDOM TOPIC ALERT!

Kai Laddiman wrote:
Soph K wrote:Also, there has been a few vowels. Please post here if you know any of these.
A, E and O, for a start.
Yes - A is right next to the Caps Lock. Please be careful which you hit.
by Lesley Hines
Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:10 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Where can the country save money?
Replies: 54
Views: 4533

Where can the country save money?

Other than with The Woolwich? There's been lots of headlines recently about where councils are cutting services and the consequent uproar, so where do you think they could save money? My first suggestion is to end free lifetime prescriptions for people with certain medical conditions. NHS services a...
by Lesley Hines
Fri Feb 18, 2011 8:27 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mensa
Replies: 39
Views: 5366

Re: Mensa

Gavin Chipper wrote:
Lesley Hines wrote:
Marc Meakin wrote:jOHN WILL YOU BE AT MILTON KEYNES SOON AS IM STARTING TO GET HYPERTHERMIA
Is that because it's awfully warm and sunny in Milton Keynes or because you've been taking Ecstasy?
Will he get that?
Depends how much Ecstasy he's actually taken :lol:
by Lesley Hines
Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mensa
Replies: 39
Views: 5366

Re: Mensa

Marc Meakin wrote:jOHN WILL YOU BE AT MILTON KEYNES SOON AS IM STARTING TO GET HYPERTHERMIA
Is that because it's awfully warm and sunny in Milton Keynes or because you've been taking Ecstasy?
by Lesley Hines
Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:24 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mensa
Replies: 39
Views: 5366

Re: Mensa

Charlie Reams wrote:
Gavin Chipper wrote:Be a free spirit. Do what Ryan Taylor says.
:lol:

Lengthy clarification of my position available on request.
Request submitted. I'll show you mine if you show me yours ;)
by Lesley Hines
Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:04 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Post levels
Replies: 16
Views: 3466

Re: Post levels

http://www.c4countdown.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=6581&start=60#p109565 Just because you don't understand someone's view, doesn't mean you should call them retarded and fucked up. I still think the question of WHY you shield your kids from these words is an interesting and valid one, and I ...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:25 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Censoring words
Replies: 110
Views: 12456

Re: Censoring words

Nobody's fallen out or flounced off the forum in a huff. What's going on here?! Screw you fucker. I can't believe these bastards only agreed with some of what I said. Watch your backs and your inboxes - consider this a warning that I'm gonna be sending you threats of death threats! Remember - I hav...
by Lesley Hines
Wed Feb 16, 2011 5:08 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Censoring words
Replies: 110
Views: 12456

Re: Censoring words

I still think the question of WHY you shield your kids from these words is an interesting and valid one, and I find it bewildering that you can't see that it is an interesting and valid question. No-one else has tried to answer this so I thought I'd try to give my humble (not stolen) two penn'orth....
by Lesley Hines
Wed Feb 16, 2011 12:07 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Censoring words
Replies: 110
Views: 12456

Re: Feature requests

It really isn't strange to want young children to be able play a word game that won't involve swear words. It's totally, totally normal. Fine, absolutely. It's just then maybe apterous isn't the word game for them, and it's not like there aren't others available. Again, there's an argument for limi...
by Lesley Hines
Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:09 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Censoring words
Replies: 110
Views: 12456

Re: Feature requests

Joseph's classroom example is a great one - Countdown's a great game for improving spelling and numeracy (and just getting the brain going) and ideal for a classroom setting, but apterous probably precludes itself from being a viable implementation to use because of this. IMO. That's not an example...
by Lesley Hines
Tue Feb 15, 2011 10:06 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Censoring words
Replies: 110
Views: 12456

Re: Feature requests

Choosing consonant, vowel, consonant consonant could easily bring out CUNT on the letters board itself, even if it had been taken out of the lexicon. Hmm.. CVCC also could yield (wield) FUCK or COCK. It looks like this particular problem can be easily rectified by removing all the 'C's from the con...
by Lesley Hines
Tue Feb 15, 2011 6:29 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Censoring words
Replies: 110
Views: 12456

Re: Feature requests

They've shown obscenities on the show (granted not displayed them on the board) where they've been valid declarations, and TV probably reaches a wider audience than apterous. When? And how did they "show" them if not on the board? IIRC, for example, when Charlie submitted WANKING they sho...
by Lesley Hines
Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:40 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Censoring words
Replies: 110
Views: 12456

Re: Feature requests

Ryan Taylor wrote:this
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I learned something there. :shock: :( :shock:
:lol:
by Lesley Hines
Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:09 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Censoring words
Replies: 110
Views: 12456

Re: Feature requests

Yeah, sorry, I'm with Charlie on this one. No-one's trying to be offensive in their use of the word - they're just declarations that are valid from the word list offered by the ODE. I'm also pretty confident that not a single younger player will learn an offensive word from playing apterous, so if t...
by Lesley Hines
Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:52 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: What happens in the studio?
Replies: 31
Views: 6122

Re: What happens in the studio?

What have you done with your nameplates? Donated mine as a Valentines love token to Jeff Burgin. :shock: :x :cry: I am usually fairly tolerant and understanding. But there are limits!!!! There are things up with which I will not put. Do your worst Lesley. I comfort myself knowing that some bonds ca...
by Lesley Hines
Mon Feb 14, 2011 7:52 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: What happens in the studio?
Replies: 31
Views: 6122

Re: What happens in the studio?

Ralph Gillions wrote:What have you done with your nameplates?
Donated mine as a Valentines love token to Jeff Burgin.
by Lesley Hines
Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:12 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Censoring words
Replies: 110
Views: 12456

Re: Feature requests

A censor button which stops any rude words appearing, for when you are apterousing in front of an important person. For this we must make a list. Spindlex perhaps? List PENIS GOBSHITE BUGGER I can't believe you think any of these are actually rude - perfectly reasonable biological / descriptive / l...
by Lesley Hines
Fri Feb 11, 2011 11:05 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Censoring words
Replies: 110
Views: 12456

Re: Feature requests

Is there a reason why you can't input non-existent letters for conundrums? I had a conundrum where the answer was WEEKENDED and I saw it as WEEKENDER, so it didn't let me type the final R. So if I'd been more on the ball, I could have blagged that, although I would have been watching out for Corby-...
by Lesley Hines
Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:50 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Wii Countdown Game Conundrum Gives Out Rude Word
Replies: 13
Views: 2657

Re: Wii Countdown Game Conundrum Gives Out Rude Word

I had CONIESRAT once and sticking with the no plurals rule I went for NARCOTISE, only to be told that the answer was ACTIONERS. I will have a look for the screenshot. That's lousy too as you could also have had CREATIONS and REACTIONS - surely the official sanctioned game should at least have worke...