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by John Gillies
Sat Dec 04, 2010 5:38 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Round 1
Replies: 89
Views: 21675

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Round 1

Main event flight B: Tom Chafer-Cook 2 - 1 John Gillies John Gillies 66 - 100 Tom Chafer-Cook Tom Chafer-Cook 78 - 81 John Gillies John Gillies 65 - 102 Tom Chafer-Cook Junior Mint: John Gillies 2 - 0 Tom Chafer-Cook Tom Chafer-Cook 67 - 74 John Gillies John Gillies 98 - 66 Tom Chafer-Cook Just not...
by John Gillies
Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:38 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Tournament sign-up
Replies: 64
Views: 13453

Re: Apterous Winter Tournament sign-up

Please put me in for the Main Event & the Junior one. Thanks.
by John Gillies
Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:34 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 447631

Re: Bug reports

You mean this John? You can try upgrading to IE8. I did that and it sorted it for a while but then it came back! Charlie is aware of it. Yes, that's exactly what I mean. Thanks Karen :) <body> has lost its margin settings on game.php, margin is 8px when should be 0px, causing window sizing issues w...
by John Gillies
Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:12 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 447631

Re: Bug reports

Not sure if this has been discussed before, but Todays Duel Leaders, Latest Pencils & Top Dog are too wide and are obscuring the Happenings down the right hand side of my screen. It's been like this for a while now, which makes me think not everyone's having this problem (or some computer-whizz ...
by John Gillies
Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:53 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Double Duel - What Would You Do?
Replies: 16
Views: 2028

Re: Double Duel - What Would You Do?

You should certainly name & shame. Honourable mention goes to Scott Gillies, whose original score was 35, including three missed conundrums, who only managed to 'improve' to 73/75 second time around, which still works out to a healthy +8. What a cheating cunt. What's the point of doing this? I'...
by John Gillies
Wed Sep 15, 2010 7:31 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday September 14th 2010
Replies: 20
Views: 3944

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday September 14th 2010

Congratulations on Octochampdom! You were superb throughout :)

(Although I did manage to beat you in one numbers round, yesterday! Hehe)
by John Gillies
Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:31 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday September 10th 2010
Replies: 9
Views: 1942

Re: Spoilers For Friday September 10th 2010

"A certain Scotsman"s dad is convinced his son will be #2 seed very shortly
by John Gillies
Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:15 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Good Word / Bad Word
Replies: 6
Views: 1506

Good Word / Bad Word

A couple of days ago, in the Daily Duel, TAMPONADE was the max in one of the rounds. What a horrible, horrible word which conjures up all sorts of disturbing images and thoughts (at least in my warped mind). I drink a lot of Pink Lemonade - it'll never be the same again. Although maybe Tamponade cou...
by John Gillies
Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:51 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Game: Countdown Blind Date
Replies: 5
Views: 1439

Re: Game: Countdown Blind Date

I'd be a LEGUME, because (if you write it vertically) it means I get my LEG over U and ME. Pretend I'm Susie, and I've defined a word incorrectly - what would you do to me? (edited to make the question slightly less rubbish) I'd say, "Susie, you need to put your pencam up a bit more. Aaaah bab...
by John Gillies
Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:02 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Words for 0
Replies: 30
Views: 4933

Re: Words for 0

Hee-haw
by John Gillies
Sun Aug 08, 2010 7:34 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What is your favourite age?
Replies: 13
Views: 2642

Re: What is your favourite age?

Lesley Hines wrote:Bronze. They did cool stuff. 8-)
You been watching QI? :)

Stephen Fry asked this very question. He anticipated some smarty-pants would say iron, stone, bronze etc and told them not to do it!

Apparently research revealed that 17 was the most popular age.
by John Gillies
Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:00 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Coincidence
Replies: 224
Views: 80791

Re: Coincidence

A couple of weeks ago whilst sitting in a supermarket cafe with my wife waiting on our order, which was order number 24, I asked my wife if she could spot what was special about the number 24. Being a thick physiotherapist she hadn't a clue. Being a maths genius (in much the same way as Dmitry's a p...
by John Gillies
Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:58 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Coincidence
Replies: 224
Views: 80791

Re: Coincidence

After leaving school in 1979 I went to Glasgow University to do some serious partying. While there I became fairly friendly with Charles Kennedy, as we had attended the same school. He went on to become leader of the Lib Dems, while my only claim to fame is that my jizz helped create a recent Octoch...
by John Gillies
Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:26 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Australian Countdown!
Replies: 60
Views: 14096

Re: Australian Countdown!

The Australian ran a preview piece which churned out the usual Countdown cliches (sample: "..this new local version is no living coma of a TV show, seemingly aimed at the clinically unwell, long-term unemployed or ancient folk with afternoons to fill, like the British version"). Drongos. ...
by John Gillies
Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:33 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 5
Replies: 35
Views: 6366

Re: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 5

U1200 Wk 5 Result Jeff Clayton 2 - 0 John Gillies http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?key=1303834381848180150 http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?key=-2994125023537745883 Jeff was just too good for me and thoroughly deserved his win. The games were very enjoyable, and he seemed like a nice guy til...
by John Gillies
Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:06 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Birthdays
Replies: 1252
Views: 130609

Re: Birthdays

Just noticed this: I don't think theres going to be anyone called Jason Jason or Howard Howard etc. If there is, then the parents must've been real lazy to come up with a name for their child :lol: :mrgreen:. My wife went to school with a guy called Archibald Archibald. Honest :!: I've actually met ...
by John Gillies
Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:56 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 4
Replies: 52
Views: 7144

Re: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 4

U1200 Wk4 Result

Chris Philpot 2 - 0 John Gillies

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?ke ... 2334286523
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?ke ... 8654458171

Chris was too good for me and thoroughly deserved his win.
Well played Chris and thanks :)
by John Gillies
Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:52 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
Replies: 114
Views: 58152

Re: You know you're playing too much apterous when...

...when you're sitting in a hospital waiting room, bored out of your tits and reading all the wall notices when you realise 'diarrhoea' is a good 9 :D
by John Gillies
Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:22 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 3
Replies: 56
Views: 8145

Re: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 3

U1200 Wk3 Result

J Gillies 2 - 0 M Nussbaum

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?ke ... 8865872762
http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?ke ... 7517695178

Two quite close games. Thanks Miriam.
by John Gillies
Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:30 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How autistic are you?
Replies: 125
Views: 18667

Re: How autistic are you?

36 :o

Test must be shite. As I'm decidedly mediocre at Countdown I must be normal.
by John Gillies
Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:56 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Monday 28th June 2010 (Series 63, Prelim 6)
Replies: 30
Views: 2257

Re: Monday 28th June 2010 (Series 63, Prelim 6)

Sorry Jon I deleted it. I'm scunnered with all the controversy and don't wish to add to it. I shouldn't have posted - apologies.
by John Gillies
Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:50 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 2
Replies: 43
Views: 6802

Re: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 2

Hi Kevin Davis,

Can you let me know when you want to play our game?
I've PM'd you with my availability, which is basically any time from now onwards.

Thanks. :)
by John Gillies
Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:39 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday June 22nd 2010
Replies: 15
Views: 2339

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday June 22nd 2010

Great score today Scott. Did you feel no remorse beating that woman? She clearly wasn't enjoying being sat in that seat! did i fuck feel bad lol. thats what she gets for the being the only person to go into a lead lol What a horrible wee shite my son is. :!: And as well as not knowing how to pronou...
by John Gillies
Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:09 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 1
Replies: 69
Views: 9700

Re: Apterous Summer Open 2010 Week 1

CALLING JORDAN F Hi Jordan, I can't find you on the list of members to send you a message, so I'm posting on here and hoping that you see it. We've to play in the U1200 this week (best of 3). I'm available any time except Wed night from 6pm. Please send me a PM or let me know somehow when you want ...
by John Gillies
Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:06 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Summer Open 2010-Last minute registration
Replies: 68
Views: 9456

Re: Apterous Summer Open 2010

Now that Denmark are out of the Apterous World Cup and Scotland aren't involveed in the real World Cup I might as well do something over the summer.
I could sit in front of the telly and support England, but since that isn't going to happen then please put me in for the U1200 section.
by John Gillies
Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:53 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous World Cup - Group Stages - Fixtures & Results
Replies: 120
Views: 10538

Re: Apterous World Cup - Group Stages - Results & Tables

DUTCHMAN TESTS POSITIVE FOR CANNABIS! Not content from gaining only one point from the hapless Danes, the obviously stoned Dutch captain (wrongly) accused the Danes of a breach of the rules. Group E: James Robinson (Netherlands) 7 - 7 John Gillies (Denmark) Although, John didn't actually select the...
by John Gillies
Tue Jun 08, 2010 8:58 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous World Cup - Group Stages - Fixtures & Results
Replies: 120
Views: 10538

Re: Apterous World Cup - Group Stages - Fixtures & Results

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=253067 Japan 6 - 5 Denmark Japan took an early lead but then made a silly defensive error on the stroke of half time letting the Danes back into the game. They were revitalised by the half time oranges and took the lead again late-ish on in the second half....
by John Gillies
Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:08 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous World Cup.
Replies: 85
Views: 11166

Re: Apterous World Cup.

Put me in please. At least someone from Scotland will be involved in the World Cup. ;)
by John Gillies
Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:55 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday June 4th 2010
Replies: 30
Views: 2674

Re: Spoilers For Friday June 4th 2010

Well done to your son again (I've got the familial connection right haven't I?) I think if I were to have a son, I would call him "Englishmann". ;) Haha :D Not sure it'll catch on, although some people have called their children some pretty daft names. Dweezil, Moon-Unit, Zowie, Fifi-Trix...
by John Gillies
Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:37 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday June 4th 2010
Replies: 30
Views: 2674

Re: Spoilers For Friday June 4th 2010

Scott's back down in Manchester for a Stag Weekend, and they were all in a pub watching the show. He'll be taking a bit of stick from his mates, not many of whom (if any) are Countdown fanatics like Scott. A pretty convincing win, but even I spotted 'equation', 'impedance' and 'aphorise' which he di...
by John Gillies
Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:15 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Today - 3rd June 2010
Replies: 39
Views: 2797

Re: Spoilers for Today - 3rd June 2010

The boy done good!
Although when he declared blokes I thought the arse had missed the obvious blokiest! He knew better, thankfully! :lol: :oops:
by John Gillies
Wed May 05, 2010 8:55 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Simulation Of An Entire Series
Replies: 94
Views: 12510

Re: Apterous Simulation Of An Entire Series

Great! Count me in. I would enjoy a sound spanking from one of the top players, preferably female. Definitely not my son Scott; that would be just too pervy. :lol: :!:
by John Gillies
Tue May 04, 2010 7:25 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Simulation Of An Entire Series
Replies: 94
Views: 12510

Re: Apterous Simulation Of An Entire Series

I've just noticed this. As I'm too shit (and too shit scared) to apply for Countdown, I would love to have played in this. I guess I'm miles too late? :cry:
by John Gillies
Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:49 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Dumb Band Name Guessing Game
Replies: 36
Views: 4202

Re: Dumb Band Name Guessing Game

Andy, That sounds cool. Glad to hear he's a decent bloke and they're touring. Their music's a bit brutal; don't think the neighbours like it much! My only claim to fame is talking to Matthew Jay at the bar after he played at King Tuts in Glasgow. Sadly, he jumped out of a window and was killed a cou...
by John Gillies
Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:05 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Dumb Band Name Guessing Game
Replies: 36
Views: 4202

Re: Dumb Band Name Guessing Game

Wish I'd seen this earlier, as I like a bit of music. Here's a dozen bands from my collection that don't get much airplay. 1. Fuckkk Offf 2. Fucked Up 3. Fuck Buttons 4. Total Fucking Destruction 5. Pissed Jeans 6. Alien Sex Fiend 7. Crazy Penis 8. Flash Bastard 9. Swearing At Motorists 10. Throbbin...
by John Gillies
Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:27 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Unique Dates
Replies: 31
Views: 3971

Re: Unique Dates

26/04/1983 was the 22nd birthday of a girl with whom I was hopelessly infatuated at school 5 years previously. On 25/04/1983 she was 21. We went out a couple of times then she dumped me. I was gutted. She was gorgeous. On both those dates I was a 21 year old piss-artist uni drop-out. I was also marr...
by John Gillies
Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:49 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Frequently Asked Questions - what were yours?
Replies: 22
Views: 4529

Re: Frequently Asked Questions - what were yours?

Thanks James. That's cleared that up. Cheers :D
by John Gillies
Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:46 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it
Replies: 257
Views: 202263

Re: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it

Hi,

I was just playing Lancelot Wyse and was well up. He said "this is killing me" and promptly left the room. I'm getting really sick of people doing this. How does he keep getting away with this?
by John Gillies
Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:53 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Frequently Asked Questions - what were yours?
Replies: 22
Views: 4529

Re: Frequently Asked Questions - what were yours?

Hi - a daft question to which probably everyone knows the answer except me. While reading the Current Recaps of televised games the recapper (is that a word?) often says "they missed the darren" or some such. What is a "darren"?
by John Gillies
Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:49 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Week 6
Replies: 36
Views: 3865

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Week 6

Flight B Semi

J Gillies beat Ian Dent 1 - 0

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?ke ... 5453190501

Not a classic, but still an enjoyable game, especially since I won lol. :D
Doesn't happen too often. :cry:

I had a semi which is about all i can manage at my age. :oops:
by John Gillies
Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:06 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Week 3
Replies: 49
Views: 5960

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Week 3

by John Gillies
Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:06 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Week 3
Replies: 49
Views: 5960

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Week 3

Myself and J Levinson scheduled our game for tonight, erroneously believing that Sunday was the last day for matches. Can we still play, or is it too late?
Sorry to have cocked it up.
by John Gillies
Mon Nov 02, 2009 6:52 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed 2009 (last minute register)
Replies: 57
Views: 7437

Re: Apterous Winter Closed 2009

Put me in for the closed competition, please.
Definitely not the speed one!
Thanks
by John Gillies
Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:37 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 5
Replies: 65
Views: 7245

Re: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 5

Just played Supee Result 143 - 124 to me going to paste URL thingy- but don't really know what i'm doing Here goes http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?key=-6906636063570565400 erm - is that correct? Doesn't look like other results posted. I'm too old for computers. :roll: Hope this is ok, Charlie.
by John Gillies
Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:34 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 2
Replies: 105
Views: 8995

Re: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 2

Does anyone know James Hall. I'm having trouble organising my 2nd round game with him - he hasn't responded to my message or email. I'd really like to play as I was awarded my 1st round tie due to the non-appearance of my opponent. So where are all these guys? I can't believe they're scared to play ...
by John Gillies
Sun Oct 04, 2009 5:58 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 1
Replies: 76
Views: 8728

Re: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 1

Sorry Charlie I haven't been able to play Jay Murphy. Have tried contacting him to no avail. Haven't seen him on the site all week either. Now I'm off out to see the mighty King Khan & The Shrines, so there's no chance of playing it tonight should he suddenly appear. One of his mates posted and ...
by John Gillies
Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:49 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 1
Replies: 76
Views: 8728

Re: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 1

Sorry I've not played, but I can't get in touch with my opponenet.
What happens now?
by John Gillies
Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:17 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 1
Replies: 76
Views: 8728

Re: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 1

Is anyone having trouble organising a time for their game or is there going to be a late rush? Yeah I've messaged you about this Yes, I'm having trouble getting in touch with Jay Murphy. I've sent a private message and email but no reply. Hi. Jay is one of my hoysemates at uni this year. We've only...
by John Gillies
Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:29 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 1
Replies: 76
Views: 8728

Re: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 1

Charlie Reams wrote:Is anyone having trouble organising a time for their game or is there going to be a late rush?
Yes, I'm having trouble getting in touch with Jay Murphy. I've sent a private message and email but no reply.
by John Gillies
Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:15 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: apterous tournament - Numbers Attack
Replies: 107
Views: 12780

Re: apterous tournament - Numbers Attack

Please enter me (but be gentle with me).
by John Gillies
Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:55 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Frequently Asked Questions - what were yours?
Replies: 22
Views: 4529

Re: Frequently Asked Questions - what were yours?

Oh ok. Thanks Matt.
by John Gillies
Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:46 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Frequently Asked Questions - what were yours?
Replies: 22
Views: 4529

Re: Frequently Asked Questions - what were yours?

Hi,

How do you upload an image into my player profile? Can't find it anywhere.
by John Gillies
Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:06 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it
Replies: 257
Views: 202263

Re: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it

:D Thanks for the welcome guys, and the quick response to my query. So I'm free to keep whipping his ass (sometimes).
by John Gillies
Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:19 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it
Replies: 257
Views: 202263

Re: Cheating: What it is, and why you shouldn't do it

Hi,
I'm quite new to apterous, as is my son. We sometimes play each other, with him on the PC upstairs and me on the laptop downstairs. Is this considered cheating? If it is, we are not very good at cheating as can be seen from our ratings!