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by David Williams
Sat May 16, 2020 11:28 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Higher or Lower
Replies: 127
Views: 39087

Re: Higher or Lower

I should probably read all this again, because it all seems too simple now. The strategy is to pick your own number first, then go lower if it is lower than the number you see, higher if it's higher. You win every time if your number is between the other two, it's 50/50 if it isn't. But the differen...
by David Williams
Tue May 05, 2020 7:48 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Joke Items
Replies: 250
Views: 83099

Re: Joke Items

A more consistent and even saltiness is exactly what many uses of salt are trying not to achieve. Good examples that you must (but obviously won't) be able to appreciate would be chocolate stuff - a bar of dark chocolate with sea salt or sea salt in a brownie or something. You don't want to make th...
by David Williams
Mon May 04, 2020 12:49 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 635
Views: 279682

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

It's a discussion that I've seen come up a few times recently. It makes sense that it might have been a thing with mechanical typewriters. I can't see it. With a mechanical typewriter, the full stop occupies a whole space. With two more empty spaces, that's three spaces between the last word of the...
by David Williams
Wed Apr 15, 2020 9:39 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 772
Views: 579355

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Have there not been similar debates about Countdown auditions in the past? Didn't they have to change some of the letters selections because someone posted the ones they used in his audition? I scrambled through an audition with mainly sevens, but would have done a whole lot better if I'd realised y...
by David Williams
Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:32 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 8th April 2020
Replies: 6
Views: 2675

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 8th April 2020

Not often I get one that someone hasn't beaten me to, but FROIDEUR in Round 1.
by David Williams
Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 503
Views: 156248

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

At least in those long-distant days the chances of any individual actually having the virus was probably (literally) a million to one. Frequent hand-washing seemed a good idea when it was first advised. It's a sobering thought that any random individual who crosses your path today is maybe a hundred...
by David Williams
Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:24 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 503
Views: 156248

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

I think it's valid. Suppose it was established that having a meal in a restaurant with an infected person gave you a 50% chance of being infected. Sheer chance, different immune systems, whatever. How many people would you expect to be infected if that person spent the same amount of time at a speed...
by David Williams
Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:43 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 503
Views: 156248

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

Suppose you have a bottle of poison with five lethal doses in it, and another bottle of 100 pills, five of which are poisonous. If one person consumes the whole bottle they die. If two people share the whole bottle, both of them die. Up to five people it's essentially the same. But if 100 people sha...
by David Williams
Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:47 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 503
Views: 156248

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

The report in today's Times is headlined "Woman fined £660 for a crime that 'doesn't exist'".
by David Williams
Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:57 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 503
Views: 156248

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

I'd very much hope she was actually fined for doing something against the law, which was aggravated by her refusal to give her name. If the police ask for your name and what you are doing, you are perfectly entitled to respond "Going about my lawful business, officer". (Do not try this at...
by David Williams
Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:57 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 503
Views: 156248

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

I'd very much hope she was actually fined for doing something against the law, which was aggravated by her refusal to give her name. If the police ask for your name and what you are doing, you are perfectly entitled to respond "Going about my lawful business, officer". (Do not try this at ...
by David Williams
Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:48 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 1st April 2020 (Series 82, Prelim 65)
Replies: 6
Views: 3448

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 1st April 2020 (Series 82, Prelim 65)

Johnny Canuck wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:38 pm Don't we want stuff to be avirulent?
But who know's what Nick's throwaway line was when he revealed the answer? Not hard to envisage something inconsequential at the time that would be offensive now.
by David Williams
Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:47 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 503
Views: 156248

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

Gavin Chipper wrote: Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:41 pm The police dyed a blue lagoon black to deter visitors. Talk about police state.
Fake news.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-n ... e-22843481
by David Williams
Fri Feb 28, 2020 2:41 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 27th February 2020
Replies: 9
Views: 4862

Re: Spoilers for 27th February 2020.

But if you were ordering, perhaps you'd say "One beef and two muttons"? And them's the rules. I think the restaurant rule does go too far, and you get some very contrived plurals. It was brought in because words like LAGER were only given as mass nouns, which is simply a deficiency of the ...
by David Williams
Thu Feb 20, 2020 10:39 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Chess - advice for a beginner?
Replies: 24
Views: 13936

Re: Chess - advice for a beginner?

The trouble with knowing how to solve the tactical positions you will see in a newspaper is that you will only get to one of those positions very rarely, and only if you have outplayed your opponent up to that point. In any case a game between two beginners is usually just a succession of blunders, ...
by David Williams
Wed Feb 19, 2020 3:35 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Best lexico example sentences
Replies: 12
Views: 5786

Re: Best lexico example sentences

I don't know if the definition of woe is well known, but it's in the NODE so it dates back at least 20 years. Liverpool fan at the OUP?
Lexico wrote:‘the Everton tale of woe continued’
by David Williams
Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:16 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday 13th January 2020
Replies: 14
Views: 6491

Re: Spoilers for 13th January 2019

Has anyone ever scored less points than a member of the audience before?
by David Williams
Tue Jan 14, 2020 2:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 645799

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

But so what? That's like saying that Coronation Street is the most popular TV soap, so everyone is expected to know all about it. So, if you expect some clarification as to what the Champions League is, you would also expect some clarification about Coronation Street? I thought the general idea was...
by David Williams
Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:44 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1615
Views: 645799

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Newsreaders assuming knowledge of this sort of stuff is annoying. Also quizmasters. On Pointless Richard Osman says things like "teams in the 2018-19 Champions League" and I have no idea what that means. I know the names of some football teams, so I could have a wild guess, but I have no ...
by David Williams
Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who are Countdown's unluckiest losers?
Replies: 27
Views: 9867

Re: Who are Countdown's unluckiest losers?

Reminded by the Dictionary Revival thread. Helen Wrigglesworth, who lost by two points having suffered a 15 point swing through having ROADSIDE disallowed, because the COD10 economised on space by omitting compound words whose meaning was clear. They did give her another go, and dropped COD10 after ...
by David Williams
Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:17 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who are Countdown's unluckiest losers?
Replies: 27
Views: 9867

Re: Who are Countdown's unluckiest losers?

There's more than one way to be unlucky. You can get drawn against a top player in the heats. You can have a valid word disallowed (or your opponent can have an invalid word allowed). You can get an 'impossible' crucial conundrum when you are behind, or a trivial one (50/50 shot) when you're ahead. ...
by David Williams
Thu Dec 19, 2019 1:54 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Baby Riley-Kovalev
Replies: 55
Views: 30444

Re: Baby Riley-Kovalev

Any clue to be derived from the baby's initials?
by David Williams
Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:12 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Series 81 finals predictions
Replies: 8
Views: 5029

Re: Series 81 finals predictions

I'm sure we're all relieved that Chris Evans ensures there is no Bevins number discontinuity.
by David Williams
Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:36 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Monday 2nd December 2019 (Series 81, Prelim 110)
Replies: 6
Views: 4084

Re: Spoilers for Monday 2nd December 2019 (Series 81, Prelim 110)

It's very strange though. It used to be in, so someone has taken a conscious decision to take it out. They have noticed that people nowadays are more gouty, not goutier like they used to be.

And I may not have been concentrating all that hard, but did both contestants get 500 as 50/10*100?
by David Williams
Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:40 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Celebrity Countdown - Tuesday 19th November 2019
Replies: 13
Views: 6110

Re: Spoilers for Celebrity Countdown - Tuesday 19th November 2019

It may be your (and my) opinion that you can't pluralise an exclamation, but the point at issue is where this is laid down. And the usage in the example sentence could be pluralised. On balance I agree with you, but I'm not seeing quite enough to overrule the onfield decision.
by David Williams
Tue Nov 26, 2019 12:28 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Celebrity Countdown - Tuesday 19th November 2019
Replies: 13
Views: 6110

Re: Spoilers for Celebrity Countdown - Tuesday 19th November 2019

Does it say anywhere that you can't pluralise an exclamation? In fact it's being used as a count noun in the example sentence "A big cheerio to Bill, who's not been in the best of health of late." (Haven't watched the programme, so I don't know what was actually said.)
by David Williams
Mon Nov 25, 2019 12:36 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1636
Views: 1688884

Re: Politics in General

Let's not forget that in the second half of the 1970s the top income tax rate was 83% on incomes over £20,000 and the basic rate was 33%. It's not as if a 75% rate is a complete leap into the unknown. The top rate was reduced to 40% in two stages in the 1980s, and the basic rate to 20% over a longer...
by David Williams
Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:44 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 7th November 2019 (Series 81, Prelim 93)
Replies: 4
Views: 2440

Re: Spoilers for Thursday 7th November 2019 (Series 81, Prelim 93)

Didn't think anything of it myself, but the editing didn't do him any favours when he had COOTED disallowed, Jenny Eclair spoke up and said something like "I'm doing my best for you" in his direction, they panned over, and it looked as if he wasn't even listening.
by David Williams
Wed Nov 06, 2019 12:40 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1636
Views: 1688884

Re: Politics in General

Never understood why people are so against Inheritance Tax, even people who are never going to pay it. One objection is that it's supposedly being taxed twice on the same money, yet typically it's someone leaving a million pound house they paid half a crown for during the war, a profit that's comple...
by David Williams
Tue Nov 05, 2019 12:38 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1636
Views: 1688884

Re: Politics in General

If tax rates are very low, increasing them generates more revenue. Keep increasing them, and if you reach a point when a rate increase doesn't increase the revenue, you conclude that going above that point would actually reduce the revenue. There's a rate that maximises the return. Lengthy theorisin...
by David Williams
Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:33 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1636
Views: 1688884

Re: Politics in General

What assumptions have you made about changes in behaviour of those affected? I imagine it's pretty well-documented as to what happened when the top rate went up from 40% to 50% and down to 45%. (I have a feeling it didn't change the total tax take very much, but I haven't checked it out.) The troubl...
by David Williams
Thu Oct 31, 2019 8:17 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday 30th October 2019
Replies: 13
Views: 7018

Re: Spoilers for 30th October 2019

It's probably always been like this and I've only just noticed, but I see that the budget extends to four of the posher poppies, but contestants have to make do with the basic model. Saves buying new ones every year, I suppose.
by David Williams
Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:24 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Baby Riley-Kovalev
Replies: 55
Views: 30444

Re: Baby Riley-Kovalev

My first appearance coincided with Susie's first appearance after the birth of her daughter, who would have been about four months old at the time. She had brought the baby with her, and I think her sister was looking after her in the dressing room while filming went on. I mentioned this to her when...
by David Williams
Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:17 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 17th October 2019 (Series 81, Prelim 78)
Replies: 2
Views: 1779

Re: Spoilers for Thursday 17th October 2019 (Series 81, Prelim 78)

Or (25-7)*(50-7+1)

Can anyone tell me if Gloria Hunniford is really good at Countdown or a shameless cheat. Most people I think I can read, but not her.
by David Williams
Mon Oct 07, 2019 11:03 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Monday 7th October 2019 (Series 81, Prelim 70)
Replies: 4
Views: 2483

Re: Spoilers for Monday 7th October 2019 (Series 81, Prelim 70)

I awarded myself seven points for CAGEFUL without a moment's doubt. Wrongly. Comes up a lot more in daily life than RODENTIAN, I would have thought.
by David Williams
Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:55 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Religion
Replies: 548
Views: 142287

Re: Religion

One thing I don't understand is why being a committed Christian is a source of comfort. I don't imagine God has changed his views much in the last couple of thousand years, so pretty much everyone in this country is going to hell.
by David Williams
Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:57 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 13th August 2019 (Series 81, Prelim 31)
Replies: 8
Views: 5061

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 13th August 2019 (Series 81, Prelim 31)

Johnny Canuck wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:08 pm
David Williams wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:44 pm Did she actually say "Eight eights are ninety-one"? Was I dreaming?
Agreed, pretty amusing. All I can speculate is that she must have remembered that 9 9s are 81 and "spoonerised" that.
Astonishingly, that is a logical explanation of the completely inexplicable!
by David Williams
Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:44 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 13th August 2019 (Series 81, Prelim 31)
Replies: 8
Views: 5061

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 13th August 2019 (Series 81, Prelim 31)

Did she actually say "Eight eights are ninety-one"? Was I dreaming?
by David Williams
Fri Jul 12, 2019 9:32 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How many in a baker's gross?
Replies: 7
Views: 4525

Re: How many in a baker's gross?

There are severe penalties for selling underweight bread. Your scales are not consistent. So for an order of 12 loaves you throw in an extra 8.33% which gives you what you deem to be a decent confidence level of being within the law. For an order of 144 loaves, for that level of confidence you do no...
by David Williams
Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Kryptonite
Replies: 20
Views: 12419

Re: Kryptonite

Huh?
by David Williams
Tue Jun 25, 2019 12:52 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Kryptonite
Replies: 20
Views: 12419

Re: Kryptonite

Is it just me, then? It's not kryptonite. It doesn't look anything like what kryptonite would look like if it existed. Giving someone a trophy made of kryptonite would in any case be totally inappropriate and highly dangerous. It wasn't funny the first time Nick said it, yet it comes up every time. ...
by David Williams
Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:42 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Kryptonite
Replies: 20
Views: 12419

Kryptonite

A fictional, green, crystalline substance, absolutely nothing like perspex. Given as a trophy to convey the message "Well, we've just established you're not Superman, you loser".
by David Williams
Fri Jun 21, 2019 3:19 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: So, who will be the founding member of Countdown's "1000 CLUB"?
Replies: 129
Views: 83750

Re: So, who will be the founding member of Countdown's "1000 CLUB"?

With these averages, his score would convert to 1048.15 in the old 15 format (still over 131 per game) and 636.9 in the 9-round format (about 79.6 per game). Given that the 8-game record for 9-rounders was 535, that would put him over 100 ahead! I know the current dictionary has more words, but it'...
by David Williams
Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:59 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Baby Riley-Kovalev
Replies: 55
Views: 30444

Re: Baby Riley-Kovalev

Why has this thread apparently disappeared? You have to search to find it. Is it simply mentioning the name of "she who must not be spoken of"?

PS It's reappeared now!
by David Williams
Wed May 29, 2019 9:40 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday 28th May 2019 (Series 80 Prelim 90)
Replies: 11
Views: 7873

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday 28th May 2019 (Series 80 Prelim 90)

Ryan Lam wrote: Tue May 28, 2019 3:02 pm Countdown has finally gone green by dropping the usage of paper (At long last!) and going with a permanent whiteboard!
I trust they also have a single refillable marker pen.
by David Williams
Sun May 26, 2019 9:08 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday 24th May 2019 (Series 80, Prelim 88)
Replies: 17
Views: 8699

Re: Spoilers for Friday 24th May 2019 (Series 80, Prelim 88)

What's the average margin in QF1? 50 points? I actually think Seed 8 might score higher against Elliott than some other Seed 1s. You might lose one or two more letters games, but you'd hope for 40 points in the numbers games. If you get a maximum you score points no matter how good your opponent is....
by David Williams
Sat May 25, 2019 4:15 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday 24th May 2019 (Series 80, Prelim 88)
Replies: 17
Views: 8699

Re: Spoilers for Friday 24th May 2019 (Series 80, Prelim 88)

Fred Mumford wrote: Sat May 25, 2019 8:30 amAt least the 8th seed can console themself with having had several good on-screen performances prior to their sadistical and gruesome slaughtering.
Isn't that true of every 8th seed nowadays?
by David Williams
Fri May 24, 2019 11:25 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Baby Riley-Kovalev
Replies: 55
Views: 30444

Re: Baby Riley-Kovalev

Carol?
by David Williams
Fri May 24, 2019 11:41 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Negative picking
Replies: 20
Views: 13308

Re: Negative picking

If my opponent has 140 points going into the last numbers game and I've got 40, then you could say picking six small was being negative. If he's got 140 and I've got 125 . . . ? No-one would argue that picking anything other than one large or four vowels every time is negative, would they?
by David Williams
Fri May 24, 2019 7:28 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 23rd May 2019 (Series 80, Prelim 87)
Replies: 24
Views: 10236

Re: Spoilers for Thursday 23rd May 2019 (Series 80, Prelim 87)

Thomas Carey wrote: Thu May 23, 2019 11:28 am. . . fastest time to get all 8 conundrums record . . .
It seems to be established that you can't rely on what you see on TV for this.
by David Williams
Thu May 16, 2019 11:23 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 15th May 2019
Replies: 4
Views: 3198

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 15th May 2019

What's this nonsense with the fake going high on the 4-large? If you're doing e.g. 75×50/25, you don't start with 75×50. Poor form. If I've got this right, 75x50=3750 3750/25=150 is poor form, when you could say 75/25=3 3x50=150. But 75/25=3 3x50=150 when you could say 100+50=150 is OK? If you're s...
by David Williams
Thu Apr 11, 2019 11:05 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Monday 8th April 2019 (Series 80, Prelim 54)
Replies: 2
Views: 1749

Re: Spoilers for Monday 8th April 2019 (Series 80, Prelim 54)

Did Susie actually say that DEATHLY was an adverb? Surely not. Sacking offence I would have thought.
by David Williams
Fri Mar 01, 2019 2:42 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Will an 'ordinary' person ever win a series again?
Replies: 76
Views: 24383

Re: Will an 'ordinary' person ever win a series again?

It's a pretty small proportion of the non-apterites applying to Countdown who would even consider the possibility of winning a series. And they would be interested enough to do a bit of research, and find sites like this, even though they weren't prepared to put in the hours and the effort. And when...
by David Williams
Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:41 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1636
Views: 1688884

Re: Politics in General

JimBentley wrote: Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:08 pmI don't know why you don't comment more, you obviously have strong opinions and you're often quite pithy.
I don't have strong opinions.
by David Williams
Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:50 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1636
Views: 1688884

Re: Politics in General

It's been amusingly shambolic so far, there couldn't really have been a worse start. They haven't exactly put a dream team together, have they? Mike Gapes, for chrissakes. Going to be interesting to see how it develops over the next few days, though, could be some others joining them. Very surprise...
by David Williams
Sun Jan 20, 2019 12:18 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Friday 18th January 2019 (COC XV, SF 1)
Replies: 19
Views: 13269

Re: Spoilers for Friday 18th January 2019 (COC XV, SF 1)

Rhys Benjamin wrote: Fri Jan 18, 2019 11:38 pm Well I beat both contestants on the second numbers - first and probably only time this CoC...

975 for me, (75 + 2 + 1) x 25 x 50 / 100
Thought Rachel was showboating a bit there. If you start with (25+1)/2=13 it doesn't look quite so clever.
by David Williams
Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:05 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Series 79 Finals Predictions (Contains Spoilers!)
Replies: 23
Views: 13231

Re: Series 79 Finals Predictions (Contains Spoilers!)

Well not really - if you're past the point at which anyone else can make it, it's just formality. Although after Annie dropping out a few series back, someone ought to check the 8 with someone who was there each time. Posting a thread entitled "Julie lost today", which appears in the Acti...
by David Williams
Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:29 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Series 79 Finals Predictions (Contains Spoilers!)
Replies: 23
Views: 13231

Re: Series 79 Finals Predictions (Contains Spoilers!)

Ryan Lam wrote: Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:06 pm So, with just six Preliminaries of Series 79 yet to air as of the time of writing, we now know who are the final eight
The existence of this thread before the preliminaries are over is itself a spoiler.
by David Williams
Sun Dec 02, 2018 8:42 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
Replies: 1961
Views: 1042977

Re: Welcome! - Post here first

I don't know how and when you watch in Australia, but you may not appreciate how rigorous they are in 'pretending' it's a live show. Even though they record them in batches, sometimes months in advance, each one is for a specific date. Each celebrity does five shows, which is one day's filming. So w...