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< corby >Ooooh, you bitter, jealous, twisted woman, you.< /corby > Regrettably, Vorderman will probably get lots of TV offers over the next year. Hopefully she'll take the absurdly overoptimistic exclusive deal with UK Noviewers, like Richard and Judy before her. As for Des, I wonder whether he's e...

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Ecclesiastes Myanmar

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I can name ten things Kirk is great at.

Darts
Countdown

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How unlucky were you on Pokerstars? Just a kind of standard unluckiness really if that makes sense. Well, it doesn't, but luck isn't that easy to measure. Only played on there a few times, my main site was always PPP, PokerStars was a brief aside taken up shortly before deciding to give up. I only ...

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I've noticed that some contributors (like Jon) seem to respond quickly and bluntly to any post that irks them. I don't think (despite the language) that he intends to start flame wars, it's just his way of expressing himself. I think Jono hit the nail on the head in the latest podcast actually ;) C...

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I <3 Ant + Dec

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Exciting!

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There is always the wiki if you're desperate. Even that doesn't explain what was going on with that weird conundrum. It seems that you're only going to get eight letters (is it designed so that only one letter can be added to those eight to make a nine?) and then another one pops up at the end. And...

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Terrible news.

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Can you explain this? Why does a uniform distribution not have equal probability? Does this explain why I'm a Government statistician and not a real one? A uniform distribution has equal probability across some range and is zero everywhere else; it's not (and couldn't be) uniform across all real nu...

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I said nothing of the sort, and I'm surprised you stayed listening that long. Thanks.

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You don't even know me so how do you know my head is a knob?

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Hurrah for democracy!

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Ben Hunter wrote:I prefer Lesley to Jimmy.

I feel a poll coming on.

I vote Jimmy for annoyinger.

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I'm sure Mikey won't mind me posting this - it's a joint brag in any case. Some awesome picks from Mikey before a 46-point turnaround and then a truly bathetic goatnundrum.

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=12371

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I am absolutely mortfied that in the podcast, it was mooted that in some way I abused my son when he was younger. I deserve a full and unqualified apology from Jono and Charlie. Just talking about it could bring back many false memories for him. Like the time for three days solid I had to insert a ...

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I don't see the point in having a numbers based duel and then spoiling it with a shitty conundrum. I know they all end in conundrums, but this one annoyed me.

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Awesome news. Will bea great host.

I AM EXCITED

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Apparently I voted for go back.

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Clever and hot, much like myself.

A deadly combination.

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Hi Martin, my name's Jon from Rainham, I'm 19, tall with an athletic build, a superiority complex, a GSOH, and I like my pet kittens and walks on the beach.

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I get excited about Uncyclopedia every few months for a day, then the novelty wears off again. Today, I'm finding it very novel.

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I still also find it deeply suspicious that some people get within a couple of points off the max in a really tricky format. Ah, accuse Kirk of cheating. That should escalate the discussion! I'll happily take Kirk on in real-life blind 3-second rounds. In fact, don't worry about telling us the lett...

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Cheers. What's the inventory item?

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I think you're right about the letters.

As for numbers, well, it's much harder to assess the difficulty of a solution. The WTP solver does it quite well. I think it's something Charlie's working on.

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Kai Laddiman wrote:I am gutted that I missed the Boxed Pizza

CoC yet. Got to get there. You won't regret it. + 10 man points if you finish a whole one yourself.

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For a start, TEAPOT is one word and is allowed - no idea where you got that idea from. Next, you moan that some well known words aren't in the dictionary and then moan when Susie looks up well known words!? Surely she is trying to be as fair as possible. Perhaps you can give us some concrete exampl...

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I look at the breakdown every day, especially days which I win. Like yesterday. Go me.

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The answer to your question is Jim Bentley.

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My two questions for you are: 1. What are my odds of hitting that killer straight flush? Well, if you're convinced that he has pocket aces, then there are 44 unknown cards and two of them make your straight flush. So 1 in 22 to make the straight flush against his four of a kind. If you assume that ...

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DebbiF wrote:
Dan Vanniasingham wrote:
Kai Laddiman wrote:A Micra?
An 11 year old is taking the piss out of my automobile. My life is now complete.
Ahh, but not just any 11 yr old!

An M&S 11-year old?

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I think you're in, but you're still a cunt.

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Just bloody tied 246 http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=9213 But it was against Prime, if that makes it any more special. (Yes it does) Notable is the round when i was kicking myself with FAUNA whilst Prime got the triple-darren EPIFAUNA. Actually he had a chance later on to pick EPIFAUNA aga...

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Almost started this exact thread myself.

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It's about £99 a night, IIRC.

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You might say it pre-dated the dictionary.

Ho ho ho!!!

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Kirk Bevins wrote:
Jon O'Neill wrote:If you believe this shit, you might as well believe religion as well.
No!! They are not the same thing and shouldn't be lumped in together.

They both fall into the category of retarded things that people do, unlike going to the theatre or masturbation.

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More evidence.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I6TOIjtVAZ0

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If you believe this shit, you might as well believe religion as well.

Jon O'Neill · Re: Tuesday 4 November 2008 (Series 59 Prelim 77) And me.

And me.

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I think the grammar was stupid.

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Happy birthday Julie. Ooohh have you given her Corby's number? If Corby is unavailable I think I know someone else whose number she can have... Eh??? :? ??? Doesn't matter. I think the meaning Kirk is trying to convey in his confusing predatory rhetoric (I think its confusingness is why Kirk doesn'...

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Is it egotistical to start the spoiler thread for my own episode? Post any beaters here. If you can. I think it is a good idea so that we know who you are Martin. I think it's a good idea so we don't say, "wow, that guy was a complete twat" before we realise there's a chance you'll be rea...

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I worry how many of the guests of honour will be able to go to the free bar party. I've been invited already, so I'm definitely fucking in.

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How about soft classical music playing in the background, the option to add studio applause to every winning word, side impact bars, a web cam facility so we can join up visually and play naked against each other, and perhaps a free box of lemon turkish delight to those donating. "I love Apter...

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Have just taken Wilfred II to the vets. They're going to run some blood tests and take it from there. Apparently he wasn't very happy when she tried to touch his abdomen, and nor would I have been. It got a little ugly when she put a thermometre up his bum, but Rolf Harris assures me it's going to b...

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My dog is sick :( Which is Countdown-related in the sense that I have been on Countdown, and I own the dog, and the dog is sick. :( And it's an anagram of god, and we love those discussions. Sorry but I find this really insensitive. We are talking Wilfred II to the vets at 4 o'clock GMT. I will let...

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My dog is sick

Which is Countdown-related in the sense that I have been on Countdown, and I own the dog, and the dog is sick.

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Good start mate. Looking forward to the next one.

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Damian E wrote:15. Why am i credited as being the creator of Goatdown when i have no recollection of it whatsoever?

Just because you have no recollection of it whatsoever, doesn't mean it didn't happen. Which it did. You were probably pissed.

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Julie T wrote:Richard Brittain disappeared on me in a game I was winning today. Benefit of the doubt, and maybe he was at work and the boss was coming, or does he often do this?

Did it to me last night. Maybe a no-play list like ISC would be a good idea.

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He's also technically a foetus?

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I'm still in San Andreas, but I'm catching up fast!

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Before the person who quit the game can challenge their opponent again, they either have to resume or resign the game. Soon enough they'll end up with nobody to play against if they don't forfeit the games.

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P.S. the winning player gets the points anyway.

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Just don't play him again if you don't agree with the ethics of it. It's even more childish for someone to come in here squealing about it than is for someone to quit a game.

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Well, at least we can rule him out of any future 'greatest player ever' discussions.

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Kevin Thurlow wrote:At least when you play a real live person you can be fairly sure that you are just playing him/her, whereas online, whether chess or Countdown, they might have silicon or other help.

Fairly sure, yes; definite, no -- you might be playing Kramnik.

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Your sign might as well say "I'm special because both theists and atheists think I'm an idiot". The agnostic argument is that there is no argument worth having: it's ludicrous to debate something which will always be speculatory. As an agnostic I don't distinguish between atheists and the...

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Your sign might as well say "I'm special because both theists and atheists think I'm an idiot".

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