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by Martin Gardner
Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:46 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown rules
Replies: 25
Views: 3328

Re: Countdown rules

I've managed to find a pretty brief summary of the rules I was sent when I was a contestant - however I've scanned them and they're at my mum's house, so I won't have access to them until Friday. They're actually quite well written, using phrases like "often, usually, normally" to avoid th...
by Martin Gardner
Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:42 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Octostats
Replies: 28
Views: 3210

Re: Octostats

My max for the 8 games is actually wrong, after Julian managed to find DOORCASES in the dictionary under DOOR FRAME.
by Martin Gardner
Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:40 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for March 17th
Replies: 97
Views: 11705

Re: Spoilers for March 17th

Jon Corby wrote: there'll be hell to pay.
Was this just an excuse to get the word 'Pay' into the topic?
by Martin Gardner
Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:03 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 462401

Re: Bug reports

I think Apterous is down again. I didn't get to play yesterday's duel for this reason, any chance it will roll over to today? If not, ah well. Tis just a game.
by Martin Gardner
Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:19 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Shock revelation
Replies: 13
Views: 2239

Re: Shock revelation

Yeah so what, I have a picture of Soo in a red skirt.
by Martin Gardner
Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:42 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for March 17th
Replies: 97
Views: 11705

Re: Spoilers for March 17th

Amazing stuff Kirk, especially that last numbers game. I have to say though, this just makes Julian Fell go way up in my estimation. Imagine what he would have been capable of with apterous as a training tool? I think Damian should sanction a Bevins vs Fell face-off! I don't think Julian would acce...
by Martin Gardner
Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:41 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Trick questions
Replies: 42
Views: 6819

Re: Trick questions

Hmm yeah, some of these don't have any "trick" element at all, but most of them do.
by Martin Gardner
Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:36 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: More linguistic nonsense
Replies: 35
Views: 5272

Re: More linguistic nonsense

I'm having trouble with unicode characters. I'm trying to learn some Ancient Greek (fun!) but when I try and write the letters, well, for example it gives alpha as U + 03B1 but when I try Alt + 0, 3, B, 1 the alt B makes my bookmarks open, so that doesn't work. That code is in hex, you need to conv...
by Martin Gardner
Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:33 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Home Educators Eat Babies!
Replies: 35
Views: 4284

Re: Home Educators Eat Babies!

Neil Zussman wrote:
Martin Gardner wrote:Kids need as much contact with other kids as they can reasonably get.
I guess that explains why Martin *had* his first girlfriend when he was about seven... :shock: :?
Oh fuck off lol.
by Martin Gardner
Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:10 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for March 17th
Replies: 97
Views: 11705

Re: Spoilers for March 17th

Congratulations Kirk. Thanks a lot for some of the best Countdown I've ever watched. Nobody deserves it more. Magnificent :D Pleasure mate. I'm glad people enjoyed the shows. Sadly bloody channel 4 catch up and 4od only show the first 5 rounds and then it cuts off :x Yeah I'm pretty furious about t...
by Martin Gardner
Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:44 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Welcome! - Post here first
Replies: 1961
Views: 1065456

Re: Welcome! - Post here first

Hi my name's Marilyn Monroe and I'm appearing on the show today and tomorrow.
by Martin Gardner
Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:40 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: More linguistic nonsense
Replies: 35
Views: 5272

Re: More linguistic nonsense

I'm having trouble with unicode characters. I'm trying to learn some Ancient Greek (fun!) but when I try and write the letters, well, for example it gives alpha as U + 03B1 but when I try Alt + 0, 3, B, 1 the alt B makes my bookmarks open, so that doesn't work. When I'm doing word processed documen...
by Martin Gardner
Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:28 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: More linguistic nonsense
Replies: 35
Views: 5272

Re: More linguistic nonsense

I'm having trouble with unicode characters. I'm trying to learn some Ancient Greek (fun!) but when I try and write the letters, well, for example it gives alpha as U + 03B1 but when I try Alt + 0, 3, B, 1 the alt B makes my bookmarks open, so that doesn't work.
by Martin Gardner
Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:16 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Home Educators Eat Babies!
Replies: 35
Views: 4284

Re: Home Educators Eat Babies!

No doubt there are circumstances where it's beneficial, but I can't imagine how greatly impoverished my life would have been if I'd been home educated. Anyone see that documentary out Britain's smartest kids about 6 months ago? I'm not referring to the most recent one in February this year which wa...
by Martin Gardner
Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:10 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Should the DC character, Josef Fritzl, be dropped?
Replies: 131
Views: 16491

Re: Should the DC character, Josef Fritzl, be dropped?

Kevin Davis wrote:
D Eadie wrote:Personally, i think this whole argument is past its cellar by date.............
That was a terrible pun, and I incest that you apologise for it immediately.
LOL!
by Martin Gardner
Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:45 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: March's Daily Duels
Replies: 55
Views: 4014

Re: March's Daily Duels

Remind me not to do the duels at 7am before having any coffee or anything to eat, geez.
by Martin Gardner
Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:44 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Should the DC character, Josef Fritzl, be dropped?
Replies: 131
Views: 16491

Re: Should the DC character, Josef Fritzl, be dropped?

You lot really are thoughtless selfish arseholes who think that the world and everyone in it have been put there for your amusement, and sod anyone who gets hurt by your words and actions. I wish those who had voted against the character were as vocal. And, Charlie, you haven't put a filter for DC ...
by Martin Gardner
Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:34 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Trick questions
Replies: 42
Views: 6819

Re: Trick questions

Yes, I was thinking of the JFK memorial at Runnymede. About 20 miles west of the centre of London. Again, maybe a slight stretch to describe it as US territory, but Wikipedia does so it must be etc. etc. For the town names, the answer is that they have the stress on the final syllable, which is ver...
by Martin Gardner
Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:06 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Obscenity democracy
Replies: 205
Views: 30770

Re: Obscenity democracy

Feel free to bring in sexism as well! And ageism..... The trouble with comparisons is that they don't work 100 % of the time. "Afro-Caribbeans" tend to run faster than "Europeans", "Europeans" tend to swim faster than "Afro-Caribbeans", and men generally play...
by Martin Gardner
Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:22 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Monday 16th March
Replies: 56
Views: 5992

Re: Spoilers for Monday 16th March

Debbi Flack wrote:
Dinos Sfyris wrote: I HEART KIRK BEVINS :)
Seconded - the man is a god!

(of course, he thinks I don't look a day over 21, so can do no wrong in my eyes ;) )
SECONDED + N anyone?
by Martin Gardner
Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Monday 16th March
Replies: 56
Views: 5992

Re: Spoilers for Monday 16th March

Craig Beevers wrote:Yes OUTFIRED is Scrabble only.

Not sure what dictionary ENSCONDED is in tho...
Someone sounds a little jealous to me.
by Martin Gardner
Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Monday 16th March
Replies: 56
Views: 5992

Re: Spoilers for Monday 16th March

Haha I shouted out ensconced when it turned over, I think Kirk might have done a similar thing.
by Martin Gardner
Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:03 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Monday 16th March
Replies: 56
Views: 5992

Re: Spoilers for Monday 16th March

OUTFIRED? Is that Scrabble only?
by Martin Gardner
Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:27 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Monday 16th March
Replies: 56
Views: 5992

Re: Spoilers for Monday 16th March

That's one ugly woman.
by Martin Gardner
Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:36 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Monday 16th March
Replies: 56
Views: 5992

Re: Spoilers for Monday 16th March

So glad Countdown is back today after the racing. Look forward to seeing you pit your wits against Kirk in his seventh game. Only hope C4catchup is loaded quickly after the game so I'm not left in suspense for too long. It's a WIND UP! I bet she really is called Andrea Jones though, and it was some...
by Martin Gardner
Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:19 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Should the DC character, Josef Fritzl, be dropped?
Replies: 131
Views: 16491

Re: Should the DC character, Josef Fritzl, be dropped?

Anyway, Herr Fritzl is going on trial start from today, you might wanna follow it on the news.
by Martin Gardner
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:53 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Official thread of scrag
Replies: 328
Views: 53253

Re: Official thread of scrag

Innis Carson wrote:http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=36055

What a nightmare.
You lost to Richard Brittain, that really is scrag.
by Martin Gardner
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:52 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Should the DC character, Josef Fritzl, be dropped?
Replies: 131
Views: 16491

Re: Should the DC character, Josef Fritzl, be dropped?

Kevin Davis wrote:My only objection to Fritzl is that he's a bit naff, and possibly will become quite dated (with apologies to whoever spent time creating the dialogue, just my 2p).
IAWTP
by Martin Gardner
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:43 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Ghosts?
Replies: 157
Views: 18824

Re: Ghosts?

JimBentley wrote:
Lesley Jeavons wrote:Fred lies naked in the corner, surrounded by broken glass in a pool of liquid, while Tom cowers shivering in the corner.
What happened prior to this?
I don't know. Were Fred and Tom attending a party at Michael Barrymore's house?
LMAO
by Martin Gardner
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:40 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Trick questions
Replies: 42
Views: 6819

Re: Trick questions

10. What is unusual about the names of English towns such as Penzance, Penrith, Skegness, Torquay, Torbay, Birkenhead, Sheerness, Gravesend, and Southend? My only stab, which I don't think is right, is that you can divide them into two common words (i.e. no capital letter). This definitely words fo...
by Martin Gardner
Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:20 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Obscenity democracy
Replies: 205
Views: 30770

Re: Obscenity democracy

Well I suppose that generalisations and old wives' tales have some truth in them, which is why they persist. But at the same time you don't want to tar everyone with the same brush - [heavy irony]I'm white, male and British but it doesn't mean I'm racist, sexist and xenophobic.[/heavy irony]
by Martin Gardner
Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:50 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Trick questions
Replies: 42
Views: 6819

Re: Trick questions

10. What is unusual about the names of English towns such as Penzance, Penrith, Skegness, Torquay, Torbay, Birkenhead, Sheerness, Gravesend, and Southend? My only stab, which I don't think is right, is that you can divide them into two common words (i.e. no capital letter). This definitely words fo...
by Martin Gardner
Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:42 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Trick questions
Replies: 42
Views: 6819

Re: Trick questions

I just Wikipediaed (oooh ugly word) Blame it on the Boogie and it turns out that the authors were David and Mick Jackson , not Michael Jackson. So it was written by two Jacksons, but nothing to do with the Jackson Five!
by Martin Gardner
Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:43 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Trick questions
Replies: 42
Views: 6819

Re: Trick questions

9. Complete this list: Torres, da Silva, Ruas, Piazza, Santana, Nunes, Filho, Andrade, Venerando, ... 10. What is unusual about the names of English towns such as Penzance, Penrith, Skegness, Torquay, Torbay, Birkenhead, Sheerness, Gravesend, and Southend? I think these are the only two unsolved on...
by Martin Gardner
Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:36 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Trick questions
Replies: 42
Views: 6819

Re: Trick questions

2. True or false - the Jacksons' song "Blame it on the Boogie" was co-written by Michael Jackson?
Educated guess - it was already a cover version when they did it? So no he didn't.
by Martin Gardner
Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:34 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Trick questions
Replies: 42
Views: 6819

Re: Trick questions

Paul Hammond wrote:Yeah, let's drop the spoilers.

For no. 4, Wells is the sensible answer. It being a trick question, though, I'm after the other, still quite defensible, answer. Not Westminster.
The city of London? Dunno it's pretty much a subjective question anyway.
by Martin Gardner
Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:35 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Ghosts?
Replies: 157
Views: 18824

Re: Ghosts?

Obviously I don't know everything after all, "what's induction"? If it is exiting, I'm going to join. Hmm that's pretty amibiguous or just plain wrong lol. But no, ghost or God or some Gods might well exist, it's very difficult to prove that something doesn't exist. Sort of reminds me on ...
by Martin Gardner
Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:21 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 453164

Re: Feature requests

When setting up your own custom game, a "coefficient" button would be nice. By that, I mean if you want 100 conundrums, instead of clicking conundrum 100 times (boring, and tough to count) you could just enter conundrum x 100. So a normal 15 rounder would become Letters x 4 Numbers Letters...
by Martin Gardner
Sat Mar 14, 2009 3:19 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Obscenity democracy
Replies: 205
Views: 30770

Re: Obscenity democracy

I'm of the opinion that it is very difficult to offend someone, it is only possible for them to make the choice to become offended. Much of how people respond to things is simply a learned response, copied off other people or acting the same as they did last time. They want to be offended it's up t...
by Martin Gardner
Sat Mar 14, 2009 2:55 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Strange Games
Replies: 295
Views: 32956

Rex's revenge!

by Martin Gardner
Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:01 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: March's Daily Duels
Replies: 55
Views: 4014

Re: March's Daily Duels

Without giving anything away, today's 5 second rounds felt long. More like 10 seconds.
by Martin Gardner
Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:58 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Strange Games
Replies: 295
Views: 32956

Re: Strange Games

But in a maximums only game, what if the numbers are 1,1,2,2,3,3 for a target of 999. How do you score a max?
by Martin Gardner
Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:49 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Strange Games
Replies: 295
Views: 32956

Re: Strange Games

Kai Laddiman wrote:
Martin Gardner wrote:http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=35368

If this isn't strange I don't know what is...
This?
Yeah it gives you ten seconds if you want them or not, oh by the way:
Kai Laddiman wrote:These days, can a chicken not cross a road without a joke being made out of it? Seriously. Some people.
Excellent!
by Martin Gardner
Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:15 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Strange Games
Replies: 295
Views: 32956

Re: Strange Games

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=35368

If this isn't strange I don't know what is...
by Martin Gardner
Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:05 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Strange Games
Replies: 295
Views: 32956

Re: Strange Games

Deliberate server breakage attempt? Certainly I can pick out at least one round there I could do within the time limit but the computer couldn't. Interesting round 9. I'm pretty sure it is possible, although the computer says you can't get within 10. Either they should both get a point for maxing (...
by Martin Gardner
Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:57 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Obscenity democracy
Replies: 205
Views: 30770

Re: Obscenity democracy

All generalisations are false.
by Martin Gardner
Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:50 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Obscenity democracy
Replies: 205
Views: 30770

Re: Obscenity democracy

Admittedly talking about race on a forum like this is always highly dangerous, so if this gets locked or deleted I won't complain. There was that American lecturer that said that black people had a lower average IQ over a large sample than white people do. I don't think that is that ridiculous. On ...
by Martin Gardner
Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:05 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Home Educators Eat Babies!
Replies: 35
Views: 4284

Re: Home Educators Eat Babies!

I'd sort of like to reply just to show that I have read it but.... hmm.
by Martin Gardner
Fri Mar 13, 2009 8:02 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: More linguistic nonsense
Replies: 35
Views: 5272

Re: More linguistic nonsense

Hm, subordinate clause...I see! As for Latin, my class has finally figured out what the subjunctive is- if we'd been taught grammar with the proper terminology (such as subjunctive, imperfect etc.) right from the start of secondary school, I'd be up to scratch by now! In Russian, our teacher told u...
by Martin Gardner
Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Obscenity democracy
Replies: 205
Views: 30770

Re: Obscenity democracy

Admittedly talking about race on a forum like this is always highly dangerous, so if this gets locked or deleted I won't complain. There was that American lecturer that said that black people had a lower average IQ over a large sample than white people do. I don't think that is that ridiculous. On t...
by Martin Gardner
Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:43 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Obscenity democracy
Replies: 205
Views: 30770

Re: Obscenity democracy

Yes total bollocks, sorry. It's a bit like saying I'm university educated and middle class so I am partly to blame for the bankers the recklessly brought about the credit crunch. We're all individuals, and Charlie's point is good too, people genes come from loads of different places and the UK in pa...
by Martin Gardner
Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:33 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Strange Games
Replies: 295
Views: 32956

Re: Strange Games

In fairness this is more funny because the game ended 20 - 0.
by Martin Gardner
Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:29 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: CountMax errors
Replies: 727
Views: 91474

Re: CountMax errors

HOARSER and HOARSEST. Err HOARSER/HOARSEST is in my version and that's why on Friday's show one of the OT words (check review) was HOARSEST. Sometimes the recap writer misses stuff out, like on COOT game against Kirk there were the nines ALTITUDES and LATITUDES but the recapper only put one of them...
by Martin Gardner
Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:56 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: CountMax errors
Replies: 727
Views: 91474

Re: CountMax errors

by Martin Gardner
Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:25 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 453164

Re: Feature requests

I'm tried out the French option. The conundrums are fine, if really hard, but the letters and the conundrums don't actually use the same dictionary! The letters games allow conjugated verbs, and the conundrums don't!
by Martin Gardner
Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:17 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Strange Games
Replies: 295
Views: 32956

Re: Strange Games

http://www.apterous.org/viewgame.php?game=34939

Holding Prime to a crucial conundrum in three seconds. I can't count it as brag as I lost!
by Martin Gardner
Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:38 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: More linguistic nonsense
Replies: 35
Views: 5272

Re: More linguistic nonsense

Thanks, Martin and Charlie- that also teaches me to look before I post! In some French sentences, phrases like "bien que" (although) use the subjunctive despite not looking like an obvious sign for it- is this because of impending doubt or uncertainty at the end of the sentence? Hmm. You'...
by Martin Gardner
Fri Mar 13, 2009 10:32 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Text
Replies: 28
Views: 8234

Re: Text

A couple of examples, when asking my mum what the past tense of text was she said 'texted' but a couple of days later said 'I text your brother last night'. Dan, a uni friend thought about it for about thirty seconds before saying "the incredibly awkward texted".
by Martin Gardner
Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:31 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Save Our Studios
Replies: 53
Views: 7289

Re: Save Our Studios

Ben Wilson wrote:Saw this on Look North tonight. Let's hope it gets a bit more national coverage as well.

(Shouldn't have to say 'done' really, should I? ;))
Is Lincoln far enough north to get Look North? Hmm.