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by Chris Corby
Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:04 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How to make darts better
Replies: 50
Views: 6610

Re: How to make darts better

Why not take the prick off the end of the darts and have a robot throw them instead?
by Chris Corby
Tue Jun 22, 2010 11:13 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: The IT Crowd - Channel4- Friday 10pm
Replies: 59
Views: 7747

The IT Crowd - Channel4- Friday 10pm

Saw a trailer for the new series which has won awards in the past. Never watched it but keep meaning to, now I will as the trailer indicates that one of the characters (Moss) goes on Countdown . Now whether that is this Friday at 10pm or not I don't know for the real Countdown plot airs in Episode 2...
by Chris Corby
Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:02 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Riddles
Replies: 41
Views: 3637

Re: Riddles

2. The shock cured his hiccups
by Chris Corby
Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:09 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown in the news
Replies: 217
Views: 64386

Re: Countdown in the news

Charlie Reams wrote:The other day I got attacked by a gang of youths but I managed to knock one out. Bad time for a wank, in hindsight.
:D :D :D
by Chris Corby
Sat May 29, 2010 11:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Musings on Homosexuality
Replies: 66
Views: 7624

Re: Musings on Homosexuality

No body's born homosexual, in spite of the current slant often given in the media. Like all forms of sexuality, homosexuality is a choice. You choose who to have sex with, or dream about, or lech at, or do whatever it takes to become homosexual, and I dare say you may have from birth is a genetic t...
by Chris Corby
Fri May 28, 2010 9:21 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: R + S = ?
Replies: 9
Views: 1669

Re: R + S = ?

Time's Up

Phonetic Alphabet


......NOVEMBER, OSCAR, PAPA, QUEBEC, ROMEO, SIERRA.......

5 + 6 = 11.
by Chris Corby
Wed May 26, 2010 11:25 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: R + S = ?
Replies: 9
Views: 1669

Re: R + S = ?

David Roe wrote:I not only got the answer, I even understood the whys and wherefores. ;)
We've met David so I know you are clever :geek:
by Chris Corby
Wed May 26, 2010 11:22 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: R + S = ?
Replies: 9
Views: 1669

Re: R + S = ?

Jon O'Neill wrote:hOWE :?:
pAUL has nothing to do with this.
by Chris Corby
Wed May 26, 2010 5:06 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: R + S = ?
Replies: 9
Views: 1669

Re: R + S = ?

Gavin Chipper wrote:11
Yep.
by Chris Corby
Wed May 26, 2010 4:51 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: R + S = ?
Replies: 9
Views: 1669

R + S = ?

N=8, O=5, P=4, Q=6, R=?, S=?

Add R & S together and publish the answer without giving the working!

(Jon Corby cannot enter)
by Chris Corby
Sun May 23, 2010 11:22 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown in London | 22nd May | Registration full!
Replies: 245
Views: 31349

Re: Countdown in London | 22nd May | Registration full!

Ben Hunter wrote:Pictures?
Some on my facebook page now. Haven't tagged them yet so you all can if you wish................

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2 ... c2aa918613
by Chris Corby
Sun May 23, 2010 12:32 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown in London | 22nd May | Registration full!
Replies: 245
Views: 31349

Re: Countdown in London | 22nd May | Registration full!

As others have said, absolutely fantastic day Michael. Thanks for everything.

Two things that will remain with me forever: (in my case, that's around three months)

1) Charlie's painted toenails
2) http://www.televisiontunes.com/A-Team_%28The%29.html
by Chris Corby
Wed May 19, 2010 12:26 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: A Question of Genius Series 2
Replies: 8
Views: 2369

Re: A Question of Genius Series 2

Ryan Taylor wrote:
Regards Kirsty Wark being a quiz show presenter. I think she's bloody awful.
Review: Best watched muted with subtitles.
Quite agree. She ruins Newsnight as well when she presents it.
by Chris Corby
Tue May 11, 2010 10:44 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Electoral Reform
Replies: 58
Views: 6264

Re: Electoral Reform

I don't see why he shouldn't talk to both sides, and they're under no obligation to give him anything. As for the manifestos, they were pretty damn vacuous anyway, and I really don't see why there's all this claptrap about armageddon in the markets. Typical bloody scaremongering from the powerful w...
by Chris Corby
Mon May 10, 2010 10:58 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Electoral Reform
Replies: 58
Views: 6264

Re: Electoral Reform

I don't see why he shouldn't talk to both sides, and they're under no obligation to give him anything. As for the manifestos, they were pretty damn vacuous anyway, and I really don't see why there's all this claptrap about armageddon in the markets. Typical bloody scaremongering from the powerful w...
by Chris Corby
Mon May 10, 2010 10:35 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Electoral Reform
Replies: 58
Views: 6264

Re: Electoral Reform

I'm pretty happy with the situation. This is proper politics! Interesting knife-edge decisions to be made, will it be one-issue decision-making, utilitarianism or two-fingered bravado? Cannot understand your viewpoint Ian. The whole spectacle is vulgar. On Friday, all three party leaders sounded st...
by Chris Corby
Mon May 10, 2010 8:48 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Electoral Reform
Replies: 58
Views: 6264

Re: Electoral Reform

OK.

It's 9.45pm on 10th May 2010.

To most of you, welcome to your first taste of coalition government.

Great, eh?
by Chris Corby
Mon May 10, 2010 9:46 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Electoral Reform
Replies: 58
Views: 6264

Re: Electoral Reform

First past the post has produced strong government in this country for nearly a hundred years. It is amazing in all this time that there have only been around three elections where the result was a hung parliament. At most elections therefore, if there is a change of government the whole of the reje...
by Chris Corby
Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:10 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: FINALS - TRAINS ETC.
Replies: 14
Views: 1678

Re: FINALS - TRAINS ETC.

Dinos Sfyris wrote:Lol yeah I suck at reading :mrgreen:
Hey, if you suck at Reading I could be in the rest room on Platform 4 at 11am Thursday.... :roll:
by Chris Corby
Sun Apr 11, 2010 8:08 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless Series 2
Replies: 82
Views: 9256

Re: Pointless Series 2

We were told at the filming that the polling is outsourced to some company who do it online. Wish you had said this before because it explains everything. It doesn't explain the driving on the left question... I'm gonna butt out now cos I am happy - but it took me 20 seconds to Google and come up w...
by Chris Corby
Sun Apr 11, 2010 9:29 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless Series 2
Replies: 82
Views: 9256

Re: Pointless Series 2

We were told at the filming that the polling is outsourced to some company who do it online. Wish you had said this before because it explains everything. Reading through this topic it is not just me who is bewildered by some of the answers and scores given, but we now know that the BBC can blame a...
by Chris Corby
Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:12 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless Series 2
Replies: 82
Views: 9256

Re: Pointless Series 2

Just to come back to my original point about several people in a hundred knowing that Al Hibbler had a hit in 1955 with 'Unchained Melody' it occurs to me that the only people on this forum who would have had a chance of knowing this are myself, Howard Somerset and George Jenkins - and even then I w...
by Chris Corby
Sat Apr 10, 2010 4:35 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless Series 2
Replies: 82
Views: 9256

Re: Pointless Series 2

I'm not budging here. Charlie, I am not so arrogant as to think that things I know are common knowledge and if I don't know then it's obscure. I was "Pop The Question" champion on Radio Victory in 1976, so I know my stuff... :roll: No one has ever heard of Al Hibbler, yet it scored 3 or 4 ...
by Chris Corby
Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:33 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Pointless Series 2
Replies: 82
Views: 9256

Re: Pointless Series 2

I like the show but "before the show we asked 100 people to name... in 100 seconds" I find totally unbelievable. A few recent examples "Name countries where they drive on the left" and the top answer was Australia - not even the UK, that had about 58 or something. But a couple of...
by Chris Corby
Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: JOHN FORSYTHE: 1918-2010
Replies: 9
Views: 2017

Re: JOHN FORSYTHE: 1918-2010

I thought you were having a bit of a late April Fools' joke on us Jason, but I checked it and you are right.

I still cannot believe that a man of 92 has died....
by Chris Corby
Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:33 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Yearly Champion
Replies: 116
Views: 13024

Re: Yearly Champion

Surely for one game only, both ODE2 and ODE3 could be used with Susie saying something like "We are using the new version of the dictionary from today but to be fair to both these players, for this day only, words will be accepted if they are in the previous version." But to be honest, the...
by Chris Corby
Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:55 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Jeff Stelling accolade
Replies: 13
Views: 2900

Re: Jeff Stelling accolade

http://www3.hants.gov.uk/hampshirenow/hampshirenow-podcasts.htm This is an extended interview with Jeff for the county magazine. Soccer Saturday for the most part, or jump to 8mins to start hearing about Countdown . Oh, and if you thought he says "Fantastic!" a lot, count how many times Je...
by Chris Corby
Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:22 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Anna Woodward's Countdown Appearance
Replies: 6
Views: 1204

Re: Anna Woodward's Countdown Appearance

I think you misread my original post.


Igonore the 'edit' line - that's a glitch in the software that Charlie is trying to sort....
by Chris Corby
Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:03 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Anna Woodward's Countdown Appearance
Replies: 6
Views: 1204

Re: Anna Woodward's Countdown Appearance

Jon Corby wrote:Also, Anna's on the 30th, not the 29th.
Smart arse, if she wins her first game then I will be correct :)
by Chris Corby
Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:29 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Anna Woodward's Countdown Appearance
Replies: 6
Views: 1204

Anna Woodward's Countdown Appearance

A lovely girl who attended CoLin and has her first (and only?) appearance airing on 30th March.

However do not read her Facebook page, especially the bit entitled "Jamie's Countdown Appearance" as it contains a massive spolier of biblical proportions....
by Chris Corby
Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:21 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: POLL: CV PR fail on QT?
Replies: 42
Views: 4270

Re: POLL: CV PR fail on QT?

She kept it mathematical anyway since she was all about the lowest common denominator. :D :D :D Having watched QT since the days when Robin Day was in the chair, I think the programme only works well when the panel consists of politicians. They just about get away with it if there is a controversia...
by Chris Corby
Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:11 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Specials - Scenes We'd Like To See
Replies: 25
Views: 2890

Re: Countdown Specials - Scenes We'd Like To See

James Robinson wrote:
Ian Fitzpatrick wrote:Susie Dent:
"Yes Jeff, Dictionary Corner have two nines:
GANGISEED and GANDISEEG"
Why wouldn't DC have DISENGAGE as well :?:
Because when the letters were drawn it spelt DISENGAGE...
by Chris Corby
Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:34 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Old people
Replies: 14
Views: 2246

Re: Old people

As an old person I would just like to say that












(hang on, I've forgotton what I was going to say - back later)
by Chris Corby
Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:21 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Name my kittens competition!!!!!1 (pupdated!)
Replies: 84
Views: 7607

Re: Name my kittens competition!!!!!1 (pupdated!)

Perhaps if it lies around, or outstares you or even outsteers you on walks, you could call it Jay.
by Chris Corby
Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:56 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Monday 8th February 2010 (Series 62, Prelim 21)
Replies: 9
Views: 1614

Re: Monday 8th February 2010 (Series 62, Prelim 21)

Round 9: M L N I A O S A I C1: somalian C2: ANIMALS (7) DC: MAINSAIL (8) Score: 50–56 (max 68) Bizarre. Have I made a mistake? I think Charlie was expressing surprise at Jay's word. Bound to be capitalised....... ....... Jay was wearing a strange expression thoughout this game. I think he had decid...
by Chris Corby
Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:41 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday February 5th 2010
Replies: 35
Views: 4514

Re: Spoilers For Friday February 5th 2010

I heard OUTSTEER too. Phil therefore should have won so hope he is invited back on another show - Jay is discredited and therefore a huge disppointment to us all :x
by Chris Corby
Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:47 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown in London - Market Research
Replies: 28
Views: 3817

Re: Countdown in London - Market Research

I would like to vote for holding it in a church hall. Where do I put my cross?
by Chris Corby
Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:09 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: COLIN 2010 results & feedback
Replies: 49
Views: 8415

Re: COLIN 2010 results & feedback

Great day Ben & Mum - thanks! Evening entertainment good too, much better than last year when it fizzled out at 8pm - this year it was still going strong at midnight! Just put some piccies on Facebook - link below: http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2030729&id=1337613059&l=c07f35ea48
by Chris Corby
Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:56 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Friday January 22nd 2010
Replies: 43
Views: 3587

Re: Spoilers For Friday January 22nd 2010

Is this the only game ever where at the end of Round 2, both players have 18 points?
by Chris Corby
Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:51 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Tuesday 12th January (Series 62, Prelim 2)
Replies: 4
Views: 1384

Re: Tuesday 12th January (Series 62, Prelim 2)

Oli, you are going great guns! I hope you have a Dad around and that and he is really proud of you! ;)
by Chris Corby
Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:12 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown on Big Brother
Replies: 78
Views: 10923

Re: Countdown on Big Brother

Marc Meakin wrote:
Why did they cut the countdown clock?
Presumably because they would have had to pay royalties every time...!
by Chris Corby
Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:52 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown in Lincoln 2010- Saturday 30th January
Replies: 204
Views: 30028

Re: Countdown in Lincoln 2010- Saturday 30th January

Lunch for me too please....
by Chris Corby
Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:14 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: DJ Chris Evans
Replies: 6
Views: 2362

DJ Chris Evans

In an interview for the Sunday Times magazine today, it is stated that his favourite television programme is......

Countdown!
by Chris Corby
Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:14 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What's the best concert you've ever been to?
Replies: 13
Views: 1661

Re: What's the best concert you've ever been to?

Of pop concerts, it would have to be a choice between the Beatles' Christmas show at the Hammersmith Odeon in the early 60s... I was there too Howard... I think I told you to shut up because you were screaming the whole time... I also saw the Beatles at a charity concert at the Palladium when they ...
by Chris Corby
Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:46 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Defending you property
Replies: 125
Views: 12410

Re: Defending you property

Surely if you hit someone over the head with a cricket bat you should not be sent to prison, you should be sent to a bails hostel...
by Chris Corby
Tue Dec 15, 2009 11:34 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: What do you dislike most about Countdown?
Replies: 164
Views: 17373

Re: What do you dislike most about Countdown?

JG is the same as every other guest, in that he's not universally popular, but we've never had a guest who is and never will, unless of course we book Raymond, as everyone loves him, apparently. It'd be interesting if you booked Chris, becuase everyone hates him. I rather like Mr Corby, senior. Tha...
by Chris Corby
Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:48 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What do you read while eating your cornflakes?
Replies: 19
Views: 3081

Re: What do you read while eating your cornflakes?

Howard Somerset wrote: I always eat Weetabix, not Cornflakes.
No daily paper for me but it does take me all week to read The Sunday Times! I'm with you Howard, I can always murder a bowl of Weetabix in the mornings................




(Who said that makes me a cereal killer? Get out now)
by Chris Corby
Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:11 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: I can't believe it, but I'll have to
Replies: 40
Views: 5078

Re: I can't believe it, but I'll have to

Kirk Bevins wrote:
Bears don't hug - they kill.
I did an internet search for 'Bears' and found a variety of short films. None of them featured killing but most of them did a lot more than just hug I can tell you....
by Chris Corby
Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:35 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Songs for the Series 61 Finalists
Replies: 5
Views: 1444

Re: Songs for the Series 61 Finalists

Not quite what you were after Douggie but we could have a CD of songs for the finalists: For Hulme The Bell Tolls - The Bee Gees London's Burgin - The Clash Wood I Lie to You - Eurythmics Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty What Shall We Do With The Drunken Taylor ? (trad.) My Selway - Frank Sinatra Car's...
by Chris Corby
Fri Dec 04, 2009 5:10 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Would you trade the COC for the WSC?
Replies: 50
Views: 4302

Re: Would you trade the COC for the WSC?

.. Agree with much of what Damian says although players are not on a level playing field you do tend to get the same poeple in the top ten after a world championship. Same with poker. The players get different cards yet it is the same players who are consistently feature in the world's top ten. Skil...
by Chris Corby
Mon Nov 30, 2009 11:33 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday November 30th 2009
Replies: 39
Views: 3579

Re: Spoilers For Monday November 30th 2009

So the challenger's ambition today is to meet Kirk Bevins? Why didn't he just wander amongst the audience?
by Chris Corby
Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:42 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Rate the above user's avatar
Replies: 97
Views: 14219

Re: Rate the above user's avatar

Kai Laddiman wrote:Chris' pic is funny.

9/10

EDIT: £2.50 for each chair?! Good luck profiting!
Can't believe you didn't bid Kai - they have sold for £40. Too late now. You could have bought all but one of them then I could have written "Three Chairs For Kai.... hip, hip.. :oops: "
by Chris Corby
Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:49 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Rate the above user's avatar
Replies: 97
Views: 14219

Re: Rate the above user's avatar

Matthew's is disturbing.

The chair that my son is leaning on in his avatar is up for sale on ebay!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... :MESELX:IT
by Chris Corby
Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:11 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: A Poll: Who are your favourite members?
Replies: 65
Views: 5588

Re: A Poll: Who are your favourite members?

I am tied with Jason! There's never a bucket of water handy when you need one.......
by Chris Corby
Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:04 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eggheads
Replies: 123
Views: 12239

Re: Eggheads

If it helps, when I watched it Barry hit the keypad then grimaced and then kept on pressing keys. It looked as if he was trying to delete something which wouldn't delete! I am certain he realised after locking the answer it was wrong and tried to amend it to no avail! He definitely was not sitting b...
by Chris Corby
Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:54 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Eggheads
Replies: 123
Views: 12239

Re: Eggheads

For those who care, the final of Are You An Egghead? is tomorrow on BBC2 and one of the finalists is a bloke called Pat Gibson. I was flicking through the cable channels last night and got to Challenge and an old episode of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire was showing from 2004. In the seat was Pat Gib...
by Chris Corby
Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:56 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: UK Citizenship Test
Replies: 83
Views: 8201

Re: UK Citizenship Test

14 for me too.

If I had read the sodding booklet I would have got them all right.

(Just off to get my free prescription............)
by Chris Corby
Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:50 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Question Time...................
Replies: 30
Views: 4520

Re: Question Time...................

I wish I had read this post earlier. I sat through Question Time looking at Nick Ferrari thinking how much Carol had let herself go...
by Chris Corby
Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:56 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Interesting Contestants??
Replies: 24
Views: 3902

Re: Interesting Contestants??

Dinos Sfyris wrote: Also I never finished reading Catch 22, but put it as my favourite book.
Did you keep picking it up and reading it from the beginning repeatedly before abandoning it yet again?
by Chris Corby
Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:53 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Forumites/Apteroids You'd Like Too See On The Show
Replies: 75
Views: 10744

Re: Forumites/Apteroids You'd Like Too See On The Show

Leave Jason alone. He is No.1 in this poll as I write and he voted for me.