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Matthew Green

JimBentley wrote:I've never understood the objection to wind farms on aesthetic grounds, I think they're quite beautiful, like massive moving sculptures. Plus they can produce power, so it's a win-win situation. What's not to like?

There a damn sight better than Anthony Gormley's shit, I grant you that.

Matthew Green

I'm with you Craig, Benitez is a joke. I have no idea why he's been given this long when they haven't made any progress in 5 years.

Mourinho will be there next September.

Matthew Green

You should be sorry, get it sorted ASAP Jason.

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I hope there's going to be more than just pictures of her in her outfits every day, because in fairness, they do seem to be on a cycle at the moment. And I've seen some of the September recordings and while I won't divulge results, the dress cycle seems to be remaining in place until further notice...

Matthew Green

I'm still waiting patiently for A. Poll's decision.

Matthew Green

Matt Morrison wrote:
Jon Corby wrote:รק๏เlєгร เภ ђєгє ๓๏tђєгl๏ยєгร

James Robinson wrote:Meanwhile, back in the real world
This seems to be some sort of casual racism. Please advise.

He's also from West Yorkshire which means that statistically he's 92% likely to vote BNP.

Matthew Green

Gavin Chipper wrote:
Matthew Green wrote:I think anyone who didn't vote for themselves deserves one bonus point.
Collect your bonus point by voting for yourself.

Oh dear Gavin.

Matthew Green

I think anyone who didn't vote for themselves deserves one bonus point.

Matthew Green

PLONGEUR

Matthew Green

Supee deserves to be on any list of great human beings simply for attempting to play apterous while clearly having no grasp of the English language.

Matthew Green

James Robinson wrote:Of course, it's not either nowadays, it's the Europa League.

Surely the word 'neither' exists so we don't need to use the phrase 'not either'?

Matthew Green

I voted for Supee and Richard Brittain, simply because they should have been the only candidates.

Matthew Green

James Robinson wrote:Interesting that the Wiki had the score down as 92-101.

Define 'interesting'.

Matthew Green

James Robinson wrote:I never said that jam makers were racists, Jon.

Jason?

Matthew Green

D Eadie wrote:
James Robinson wrote: See you later for the recap.

I can barely contain my excitement.

I am so excited I just ejaculated into a cupped hand.

Matthew Green

penis, when discharge

Matthew Green

D Eadie wrote:
I can't believe it, but I'll have to
Is this a new brand of margarine?

It's a new type of forumite called James Robinson- 'I can't believe its not Jason Larsen, but I'll have to.'

Matthew Green

Jason Larsen wrote:I just called Lara Searle to express my sympathy.

I bet that made her feel better.

Matthew Green

Phil Reynolds wrote:
Julie T wrote:You look so fresh-faced and innocent, Matthew. Whatever happened to that lad?
He became a personal trainer. Or possibly a refugee support worker. Or possibly something else. Depends on which (if any) of his accounts of himself you choose to believe.

I don't think I've ever been so scared.

Matthew Green

I suspect that Kirk is actually a big fan of TAFKAP and, in accordance with TAFKAP's wishes, decided to deny the existence of anyone called 'Prince'.

True dedication.

Matthew Green

Ooh, forgot about this thread. Lets see if I can update it. Ben Pugh: Caster Semenya Highly controversial. Despite official testing methods (apterous cheat detector/IAAF gender tests), nobody is really sure whether they are genuine or not (cheat/man). The verdict is out but most people think a bit o...

Matthew Green

Jason, did you pen this speech?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Matthew Green

Some questions:

Why does the judge on Masterchef speak so loud and why is he so angry?

Why would Peter Jones lower himself to those cringeworthy money supermarket ads when he's already a multi-millionaire?

And why don't you see white dogshit anymore?

Matthew Green

It still makes me cringe but 2:15 on this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e--w9xW05EY

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I spotted SEPTARIAN, surprised it went unmentioned.

Matthew Green

I had TRIXIES rejected on the show yet EXACTAS is allowed? Disgraceful.

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SEPTARIAN?

Matthew Green

I hate Dirk Kuyt, passionately.

One, because he is no better, worse or different than Paul Dickov and two, because he looks far too much like the guy who was the original suspect in the Bodyguard.

Matthew Green

I'd have to side with Craig on this one. I would stake my mortgage on Liverpool never winning the league under Benitez. I'm all for giving managers time and patience to make it happen (Ferguson, Moyes, Wenger) but he just isn't able to make them consistent enough. Last year was the easiest chance he...

Matthew Green

When Ron Atkinson called Marcel Desailly a 'thick lazy fucking nigger', why didn't Clive Tyledsly protest?

Matthew Green

Apterous isn't 16 yet, but there's still a queue of questionably anonymous men waiting to spend the night with it.

Matthew Green

I 'don't anymore'.

Nothing wrong with the game, far from it. I just suddenly lost all interest and struggled to get it back. I might have a game now though to see if the magic has returned.

Matthew Green

I went on a date with a girl many years ago and 2 older women came over and spoke to her in this bar. My date seemed annoyed that they were interrupting her so when they walked off I mentioned in jest that they were a 'couple of old slags, mutton dressed as lamb, who need to accept they're too old t...

Matthew Green

'Nigel doesn't care what you've got to say'

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Kirk,

PANDA ANUS = very sexy?

Matthew Green

I was stuck to my sofa. Here's why:

Peep Show
IT Crowd
Eva Herzigova on Jonathan Ross
Inbetweeners
No social life
Being a fucking lazy twat

Matthew Green

Matthew Green wrote:Wow you guys, I just assumed he used NLP to guess what the numbers would be.

Matthew Green

Wow you guys, I just assumed he used NLP to guess what the numbers would be. I didnt think of all these other things. Is there anything more tragic than people all over the internet trying to 'crack' his secrets? The bottom line is, if he wanted to, he could make any single one of you eat your own f...

Matthew Green

Knowing him, he'll probably provide a perfectly understandable explanation but right at the last minute do something stupendously impressive and not explain it whatsoever.

Matthew Green

I've asked Gary Barlow a question on National TV.

I once chopped down a telegraph pole with a hacksaw.

And I also had sex with a cripple while she was asleep, so technically I raped a cripple.

Matthew Green

stanthewiseman wrote:Hi
What was life like pre Beetles in music? has anyone a favourite musical artist

You're only allowed posts like this on the forum if you are autistic and can prove it.

Matthew Green

I am sad to report the death of Mr James Gough, who was executed for disrespecting our Holy Lord and loving regime. Hail Allah.

Matthew Green

Jason Larsen wrote:I haven't tried Welsh rarebit!

This is a very conventional post for you Jason. So much so that you will never be able to say 'I've never posted a normal post on C4C'.

Matthew Green

A sad week comes to a close as we mark the passing of former c4forumite James Robinson at the age of 70. So it looks like Jason Bevins-Sanders will follow in his grandfathers footsteps and become an octochamp unless todays opponent Amey Deshpande can pull off an upset. Today was supposed to see the ...

Matthew Green

Kieran Child wrote:I'm scared of bubbles.

I'm scared of Michael Jackson

Matthew Green

I wanted to see it. Makes a refreshing change from these god awful predictably chronological Spoiler Threads. Speak for yourself in future.

Matthew Green

When you say 'unable to move at all' I can only assume you are implying a complete paralysis of the optic muscles and cervical extensors thereby making it impossible to see the colour of the hats in front of them?

If not, it makes things VERY different.

Matthew Green

I only use this site to groom Kai and his brother.

Matthew Green

I am actually Jason Larsen. He is a fictional character I created using my other email account and all you suckers fell for it.

Matthew Green

He should have been held down and bummed repeatedly by Damian and then by Dudley with a broken bottle with Ron Atkinson doing a running commentary.

Matthew Green

Phil Reynolds wrote: C1: SCLEROTIA (18)
C2: COSTLIER (8)
DC: LOCATES (7) CALORIES (8) SECTORIAL (18)
Score: 87–33 (max 97)

An excellent 9 from Chris means the game is pretty much in the bag.

Bullshit, he said SCLEROTIAE and it should have been wiped off.

Matthew Green

What if you were to get murdered by a Canadian lesbian with a breadknife while brushing your teeth? Its unlikely but definitely a possibility. And it makes your '100% chance' assertion look positively mindless. Up your game Larsen.

Matthew Green

On for a nice pair of nines which Chris should get... And he pronounced it incorrectly. He pronounced it SCLEROTIAE and then even said "with an E on the end". Surely this shouldn't count. And, rather than Susie asking him to spell it, she spelt it aloud for Rachel spelling it SCLEROTI. Pe...

Matthew Green

But if Chris really 'tries his hardest' and 'believes' in himself then I'm sure the universe will reward him with some good letters.

Oh wait, wrong show.

Matthew Green

My child had down syndrome so I murdered it.

Matthew Green

I think just round one, JUDOIST.

Matthew Green

Do we even need this thread? Do we even need to watch?? Chris wins with 100-110 points. His opponent scores 40-50 but everyone agrees that if they had been playing someone other than Chris they would have potentially won a few games. Chris misses 2 or 3 maxes and one numbers game but throws in 4 or ...

Matthew Green

I'm not pissed off. I only entered the house for the experience, I dont care about the hundred grand [despite being a working class 41 yr old lesbian with no prospects] and I dont care if nobody likes me.

I'm just genuine me, I say what I think and if you dont like it you can get fucked.

Matthew Green

What a lame trick, I'd love to see him do it with the boxing gloved on display throughout.

Matthew Green

James Robinson wrote:Good lord, you lot must have sad lives if you watch Big Brother.

Still, in more important matters, I hope Chris becomes a half-octochamp today

Oh dear...

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