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- Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:04 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday November 25th 2009
- Replies: 32
- Views: 4364
Re: Spoilers For Wednesday November 25th 2009
OUTFLEW to equal 'EELPOUT'!!
- Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:41 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday November 25th 2009
- Replies: 32
- Views: 4364
Re: Spoilers For Wednesday November 25th 2009
'STRICTLY COME DRINKING'...he obviously didn't see the Oz Clarke and James May programme then.
And, years ago there was a programme on Channel 4, I think, where Jools Holland took Rowland Rivron out with the sole intention of getting him pissed. Brilliant!
And, years ago there was a programme on Channel 4, I think, where Jools Holland took Rowland Rivron out with the sole intention of getting him pissed. Brilliant!
- Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:07 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football-haters Thread
- Replies: 112
- Views: 10481
Re: The C4C Football-haters Thread
Jon Corby wrote:And we didn't call you a simpleton, despite your invitation
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- Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:07 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football-haters Thread
- Replies: 112
- Views: 10481
Re: The C4C Football-haters Thread
Which surely suggests that citing google as a reflection of acceptable usage of grammar is somewhat hit and miss? (Which is going back a wee bit in this thread but, well, it is something of a meandering one.) I'm sure those of you who have grown up in the computer generation think it second nature t...
- Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:29 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football-haters Thread
- Replies: 112
- Views: 10481
Re: The C4C Football-haters Thread
Just did a google search on Ask The Family's Robert Robinson, which turns up nearly 500,000 hits. But also 'Ask The Family's Robert Robertson' turns up over 100,000. Let's hope Robert isn't such an old ludite as to want to 'cling on' to his actual name under mounting google pressure to be known by ...
- Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:17 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
- Replies: 225
- Views: 24114
Re: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Awful day today, 12 and 24. Nine in thirty of course though. Yep, absolute stinker - 18 and 21. Who the hell chooses Beatles B-sides?! Great work on the 39, Ian, certainly didn't get that. For 9 in 30, my top ones would be: The Smiths Blur Oasis OMD Erasure Take That The Lightning Seeds :oops: Chee...
- Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:36 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Dancing Santa
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3640
Re: Dancing Santa
Or it could have been one of those extreme close up photos of 2 thumbs pushed together. Well, I was pushing the boys together for display purposes ;) Maybe this is better http://www.dancingsantacard.com/?santa=240807 No! That's dull!!!! But the santahoundwithcataract look is enough to cause hysteri...
- Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:32 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Dancing Santa
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3640
Re: Dancing Santa
Well, I was pushing the boys together for display purposesMarc Meakin wrote:Or it could have been one of those extreme close up photos of 2 thumbs pushed together.
- Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:28 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Dancing Santa
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3640
Re: Dancing Santa
Oh, so that's not you, post-op then? You did say you were blond(e)!Marc Meakin wrote:Yeah sorry my bad.Derek Hazell wrote:This isn't showing anything other than what it implies - step 3 of the processMarc Meakin wrote: Er yes http://www.dancingsantacard.com/en/step_3
I will try again to get it right.
- Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:23 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football-haters Thread
- Replies: 112
- Views: 10481
Re: The C4C Football-haters Thread
Ok, well perhaps the ODE will see fit to change their 'usage notes' under the entry for 'bored'. While they're at it perhaps they'll change the definition of 'black' and 'white' ;) It's interesting how strongly people cling to what they were taught as a child. Even those old codgers at the ODE were...
- Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:09 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football-haters Thread
- Replies: 112
- Views: 10481
Re: The C4C Football-haters Thread
Liam Tiernan wrote:Torpedoes away! http://www.dancingsantacard.com/en/?santa=223711Sue Sanders wrote:Phil Reynolds wrote:If you actually care two hoots about any of this, you're posting in the wrong topic.
Periscope down. Dive, dive, dive.....dive, dive, dive.
'Two hoots'
- Tue Nov 24, 2009 9:25 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football-haters Thread
- Replies: 112
- Views: 10481
Re: The C4C Football-haters Thread
Periscope down. Dive, dive, dive.....dive, dive, dive.Alec Rivers wrote:Sue Sanders wrote:TAKE THIS POST ELSEWHERE, ALECI like your style, Phil.Phil Reynolds wrote:If you actually care two hoots about any of this, you're posting in the wrong topic.
Just a playful dig, Sue.
- Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:49 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Dancing Santa
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3640
Re: Dancing Santa
'Are they yours' ....yes.Ian Volante wrote:Is that yours?
- Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:30 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
- Replies: 225
- Views: 24114
Re: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
BTW Sue - I wish I was coming to your event in Canterbury, too. Sounds like a great night, with two of my all-time favs. Will Alan Price be fronting The Animals? I didn't catch the name of who was was fronting the Animals - Tony someone - but he looked a lot younger than the others. But, after a wh...
- Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:46 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday November 24th 2009
- Replies: 28
- Views: 3539
Re: Spoilers For Tuesday November 24th 2009
CREWMEN to equal DC
- Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:37 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday November 24th 2009
- Replies: 28
- Views: 3539
Re: Spoilers For Tuesday November 24th 2009
I expect pureed kiwi fruit is available commercially, even if only in smoothies and fruit drinks.Marc Meakin wrote:What about kiwi fruitSue Sanders wrote:Hmmm. Chinese crispy seaweed is made from a type of lettuce.
- Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:27 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday November 24th 2009
- Replies: 28
- Views: 3539
Re: Spoilers For Tuesday November 24th 2009
Hmmm. Chinese crispy seaweed is made from a type of lettuce. And Chinese leaves...often in stirfries
- Tue Nov 24, 2009 3:13 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Dancing Santa
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3640
- Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:58 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Dancing Santa
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3640
Re: Dancing Santa
AAAAAA-lol!!!Jon Corby wrote:I decided to check out a few more, and some people really don't get the concept...
- Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:49 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football-haters Thread
- Replies: 112
- Views: 10481
Re: The C4C Football-haters Thread
But I've just read this, which says it much better. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/dominic_lawson/article6926947.ece He questions why it's still called 'the beautiful game'. Firstly, the game itself will always be beautiful to those of us who love it, even if some of those play...
- Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:52 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: A Poll: Who are your favourite members?
- Replies: 65
- Views: 5563
Re: A Poll: Who are your favourite members?
If there was a poll for people who you thought were lovely when you met them, you'd have my vote, Andy. Plus a bonus vote for your cute apple cheeks! ;- *
Re: Eggheads
Shhh. I'm thinking.
- Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:13 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football-haters Thread
- Replies: 112
- Views: 10481
Re: The C4C Football-haters Thread
Ok, well perhaps the ODE will see fit to change their 'usage notes' under the entry for 'bored'. While they're at it perhaps they'll change the definition of 'black' and 'white'
- Mon Nov 23, 2009 2:05 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Interesting Contestants??
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3898
Re: Interesting Contestants??
Yeah, and she played her game weeks ago. Not 'tomorrow'.Marc Meakin wrote:Annie Hall is Anne Durham.Matthew Green wrote:This makes absolutely no sense.Clive Brooker wrote:Good luck tomorrow!
- Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:31 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football-haters Thread
- Replies: 112
- Views: 10481
Re: The C4C Football-haters Thread
Apparently the google hits jumped up due to the number of hits on 'Bored of the Rings', a title which was obviously intended as a pun rather than an indication of common grammatical usage of 'bored of'.
- Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:26 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Children in Need
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1967
Re: Children in Need
Jon O'Neill wrote:Yeah it was good! Didn't cry though, perhaps a bit young. Didn't recognise most of the people.
People!!
- Sun Nov 22, 2009 6:48 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football-haters Thread
- Replies: 112
- Views: 10481
Re: The C4C Football-haters Thread
It's 'bored with' not 'bored of'. Why? I ran into a "bored of" diatribe the other day. If you can be "tired of" something, what's the problem with "bored of"? Yes, indeed, 'tired of' is correct. Despite increasing usage, 'bored of' still isn't recognised as Standard En...
Re: Eggheads
Thanks, Kai. You've put a lot of effort into the project!Kai Laddiman wrote:this/that data
this/that criteria
brothers
Re: Eggheads
Actually - if you've got a spare day, Kai, can you produce a list, please? 'Things that makes Kai go "Grrr"'.
I'll start...
Panini's -unneeded 's' and with an apostrophe to boot.
I'll start...
Panini's -unneeded 's' and with an apostrophe to boot.
Re: Eggheads
See 'Football haters' thread. I can only be pendantic about one thing at a time!Kai Laddiman wrote:*growl*Sue Sanders wrote:one criteria
Sorry, Kai
- Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:43 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football-haters Thread
- Replies: 112
- Views: 10481
Re: The C4C Football-haters Thread
This can be.......about any other random non-football-related point not worthy of its own topic. In the spirit of what the thread was meant to be..... It's 'bored with' not 'bored of'. Doesn't 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue' make you glad to be a middle class, middle aged, middle Englander? I only rem...
Re: Duh.
While your interest is up, watch Apollo 13, and realise just how clever what they did was. Oh yeah, seen that two or three time. Gripping. Also seen 'The Dish' and documentaries both promoting and debunking the 'fake moon landings' conspiracy, so I'm not totally uninformed about the moon missions; ...
Duh.
Apologies if such a thread has been done before, but last night, I had one of those 'Of course, how stupid of me' moments! I watched 'In the Shadow of the Moon' on telly last night , and for the first time, realised that it was a separate module that took Buzz and Neil to the surface whilst Mike Col...
- Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:48 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: UK Citizenship Test
- Replies: 83
- Views: 8147
Re: UK Citizenship Test
I hadn't thought much about the fact it isn't actually given as a number on signs until a Canadian comic pointed it out, having arrived in the UK with a valid driving licence only to find we keep it close to our chest. And it struck me as amusing (so, good choice of gag by the comedian then!!) I've ...
Re: Eggheads
If I get over-subscribed for this, one criteria I will be implementing is the harsh and totally unimpartial 'Is this person too annoying to appear on television'
- Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:09 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 19th November 2009
- Replies: 48
- Views: 4597
Re: Spoilers for Thursday 19th November 2009
I've recently been on a couple of holidays where I'm accompanying blind people. The thing I always want to explain to people asking why I do it, is that it's very companionable. It's exactly the word I want to use, but it's always just a car crash in the middle of my sentence!
Re: Eggheads
I've been in touch with the production company and next lot of auditions are in January. So those who are interested PM me your email address so I can forward the application as an attachment. Then, depending on response, we might want to think about a Northern Team and a Southern Team for ease of a...
- Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:31 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: UK Citizenship Test
- Replies: 83
- Views: 8147
Re: UK Citizenship Test
I've just been having a think about what sort of topics we might all think would be revelant, and can only come up with...if you're catching an Easy Jet flight, you really DO have to get there 20 minutes before the flight time. Study material required...one episode of 'Airline'. You'll develop a gre...
- Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:17 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football-haters Thread
- Replies: 112
- Views: 10481
Re: The C4C Football-haters Thread
I don't hate football, but I find people's obsession with it rather annoying sometimes. It's like religion but without a god. Actually it's not the obsession with football that's as annoying as the obsession with a particular team. I find it a bit weird really. Yeah - that's what I was talking to D...
- Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:11 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: UK Citizenship Test
- Replies: 83
- Views: 8147
Re: UK Citizenship Test
13 for me, but I do feel I answered mainly the relevant ones correctly. Which ones were they? I'm sure the point you're making is that they were all pretty irrelevant, but ... the relevant ones to my mind were the school uniform one, the where to get advise from one, the who's entitled to free Rx's...
- Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:48 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: CoLei thoughts for 2010
- Replies: 35
- Views: 5348
Re: CoLei thoughts for 2010
Interesting definition of 'a nice date'.James Robinson wrote:A nice date, so I can attend this time
- Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:45 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Friday November 20th 2009
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3078
Re: Spoilers For Friday November 20th 2009
Wow top comeback Charlie thought your number was up. I'm quite intrigued to see how long a sentence you're prepared to make, without putting in any punctuation. :? ;) I think you misunderstand. "Top comeback Charlie" is Charlie Khoo's nickname, and he thought someone's number was up. I'm ...
- Sat Nov 21, 2009 2:36 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Friday November 20th 2009
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3078
Re: Spoilers For Friday November 20th 2009
Andrew Herbertson wrote:Wow top comeback Charlie thought your number was up.
I'm quite intrigued to see how long a sentence you're prepared to make, without putting in any punctuation.
- Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:38 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
- Replies: 225
- Views: 24114
Re: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
Forgot to mention I got a 39 on Monday! As for 9 in 30: The Beatles Depeche Mode Rolling Stones Madonna I ran out pretty quickly there! I'm sure there are a few more, but I'm pressed for time right now :) Well done on 39. That'll keep that young whipper-snapper De Caux on his toes! Impressed on the...
- Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:51 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Super Cool Funny Jokes
- Replies: 144
- Views: 18714
Re: Super Cool Funny Jokes
Why does Edward Woodward have 4 Ds in his name? Because otherwise he'd be called Ewar Woowar Why did Edward Woodward have 4 Ds in his name. And what did you call a man with three planks of wood on his head. Although technically, if his coffin is made of wood, it could still be do . If he is cremate...
- Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:23 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
- Replies: 225
- Views: 24114
Re: Pop, pop, pop Master + THE CHAIN
I was telling Bob on Tuesday that my ideal 3 in 10 had come up on pop master that morning...The Sweet, for whom I can reel off 13 hits. I realise I'm confident they are singles rather than album tracks as I have many of them on 45rpm vinyl(been a fan since about 5 years old). I had been wondering if...
- Sat Nov 21, 2009 11:12 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Children in Need
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1967
Re: Children in Need
I thought it was amazing - I was in bits! (Sad but true...) I've now spoken to four other people and the response so far has been 100% the same. Maybe it's a generational thing (we're all over 40), but for such an ostensibly trivial bit of fun it packs a powerful emotional punch. My reaction isn't ...
- Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:55 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Football-haters Thread
- Replies: 112
- Views: 10481
Re: The C4C Football-haters Thread
This is the thread for forum members who either have no interest in football or hate football to post their comments and/or opinions. Apart from me, I can think of Gevin, Joseph, Phil and Sue who are not at all interested in the "beautiful" game. So roll up, one and all - don't be shy. Fo...
Re: Eggheads
Not forgotten about this - I just haven't had time to chase it up yet.
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:51 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: The Official Finals "jizz in your pants" excitement thread
- Replies: 44
- Views: 3792
Re: The Official Finals "jizz in your pants" excitement thread
For words that aren't in your dictionary, just build them up in blocks of letters...e.g. Apt er o us. Despite the gaps, it's perfectly understandable. . You could do the gaps thing but if you want to type apterous in the future it gets pretty bloody annoying having to type it as "apt er o us&q...
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:24 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: The Official Finals "jizz in your pants" excitement thread
- Replies: 44
- Views: 3792
Re: The Official Finals "jizz in your pants" excitement thread
I'm with Kirk on this. I can't see how on earth people don't think predictive text is a massive improvement on the old method. Sure occasionally you have to press an extra few buttons to change "good" to "home" or whatever, but don't you look at what you're typing?! I've always ...
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:17 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: UK Citizenship Test
- Replies: 83
- Views: 8147
Re: UK Citizenship Test
Is the statement below TRUE or FALSE? 'You can attend a hospital without a GP's letter only in the case of an emergency.' If there are departments at hospitals that allow you to deal with 'urgent' issues in a similar as you do at the doctors -i.e a same day appointment or a 'sit and wait' approach,...
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:19 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Interesting Contestants??
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3898
Re: Interesting Contestants??
Des L chatted to me mid programme as well as at the beginning and asked me about internet dating. I told him about a bloke who'd posted a photo that was so out of date that his chiselled jawline had now turned into an enormous double chin. The audience fell quiet and collectively looked at their sho...
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:52 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Official Series 61 Finals Spoilers
- Replies: 95
- Views: 9504
Re: Official Series 61 Finals Spoilers
At one point during the finals, filming was delayed as one of the finalists appeared to be missing. So Jeff sent his dad, who had turned up to watch, out to look for him. A few minutes later Jeff's dad reappeared. "Well?", said Jeff. Jeff's dad looked up sheepishly, and gave his reply . ....
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:49 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Official Series 61 Finals Spoilers
- Replies: 95
- Views: 9504
Re: Official Series 61 Finals Spoilers
I have discovered that such comments often have the effect of holding up a mirror to myself, with the result that any disappointing thoughts prove to have their roots in me and my own shortcomings, not in the responders themselves. Bloody hell. A forum isn't a tool for discovering your shortcomings...
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:22 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: UK Citizenship Test
- Replies: 83
- Views: 8147
Re: UK Citizenship Test
You can't attend a hospital for a non-emergency? Do they have scouts on all the approach roads cutting off the freeloaders? If you sneak past them, does the doctor say "I can't see you, you're a non-emergency, so you aren't here"? When you go to hospital for a non-emergency, you've been r...
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:13 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Official Series 61 Finals Spoilers
- Replies: 95
- Views: 9504
Re: Official Series 61 Finals Spoilers
Marc, Do you like to meet new people wearing a comedy wig, are your coat pockets stuffed full of the contents of an old man's shed, if you've forgotten your watch - which is always - do you tell the time by buying something from a shop and checking the time on the till receipt? If so, yes you are De...
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:03 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Official Series 61 Finals Spoilers
- Replies: 95
- Views: 9504
Re: Official Series 61 Finals Spoilers
However, from little acorns, great oaks grow I didn't realise you were such a Hazell nut. Consider this my resignation from the Internet. It's the forum that's the Great Oak, as well you know, so don't you go making really crap Hazellesque jokes too. I've had to put up with Derek in my car for enou...
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:38 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Official Series 61 Finals Spoilers
- Replies: 95
- Views: 9504
Re: Official Series 61 Finals Spoilers
Christ no!!!!!! HAVE YOU MET DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But a brownie point surely for him sticking up for himself?
But a brownie point surely for him sticking up for himself?
- Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:32 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Official Series 61 Finals Spoilers
- Replies: 95
- Views: 9504
Re: Official Series 61 Finals Spoilers
No doubt someone will start a poll and all the people who hate me but for some reason are addicted to posting on my forum will come out to vote in favour of even more Derek Hazell jokes. No-one has had to spend more time with Derek Hazell over the last couple of days than me, so you can imagine...I...