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by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:35 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Ronan M Higginson wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:34 pm
Ashton Hancock wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:33 pm
Ronan M Higginson wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:31 pm

Don't tell the best person ever to shut it
You don’t know him you idiot
Yes I do, through Apterous. And I'm not an idiot by the way
I take that back see you at my event
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:33 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Ronan M Higginson wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:31 pm
Ashton Hancock wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:28 pm
Fred W wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:16 pm I reckon that Ashton will need to charge an entry fee now. Just to cover the van hire cost to get Ronan to the event
Shut it Fred
Don't tell the best person ever to shut it
You don’t know him you idiot
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:28 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Fred W wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:16 pm I reckon that Ashton will need to charge an entry fee now. Just to cover the van hire cost to get Ronan to the event
Shut it Fred
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Ben Wilson wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:06 pm I really should lock this thread but it's getting too funny. :-D
Don’t Ben we are having a laugh it is a real event
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:04 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Ronan M Higginson wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:04 pm I'll get Richard Brittain out
Who is he that man who got arrested
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:04 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Ronan M Higginson wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:02 pm I didn't dumb dummy. Should have gone to specsavers, there is a star on the word
You still used the word nether mind whether it had a star or not
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:02 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Graeme Cole wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:01 pm
Ashton Hancock wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:58 pm
Ronan M Higginson wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:51 pm I WILL NOT BE FORCED BY AN 11 YEAR OLD KID TO ATTEND A STUPID DIRTY FAKE EVENT. TAKE ME OFF THE LIST!!!!!!!!!!
I am not 11 and this is a real event
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise. Happy 12th birthday!
I am a lot older .
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Ronan M Higginson wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:00 pm
Ashton Hancock wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:59 pm
Ronan M Higginson wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:58 pm MAKE ME DADDY HANCOCK
I can’t you are coming see you their.
Nope. F*ck off
Don’t tell me to something off you shouldn’t be swearing at your age
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

I WILL NOT BE FORCED BY AN 11 YEAR OLD KID TO ATTEND A STUPID DIRTY FAKE EVENT. TAKE ME OFF THE LIST!!!!!!!!!! Ronan, stop worrying. Just because your name is on a list, what's he going to do, bundle you into a van and take you to Rotherham against your will? Thanks, Graeme. Thankfully I won't be c...
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:59 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Ronan M Higginson wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:58 pm MAKE ME DADDY HANCOCK
I can’t you are coming see you their.
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:58 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Ronan M Higginson wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:51 pm I WILL NOT BE FORCED BY AN 11 YEAR OLD KID TO ATTEND A STUPID DIRTY FAKE EVENT. TAKE ME OFF THE LIST!!!!!!!!!!
I am not 11 and this is a real event
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:57 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Ronan M Higginson wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:53 pm NO. I'M RESIGNING
You are participating Ronan I can’t do anything about it now it serves you right for putting your name on the list
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:52 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

In all seriousness I've never met this charlatan who throws around the prestigious title of "best friend" willy nilly. There's no Countdown in Rotherham on the cards either. F**k I don't think there ever can be now as this mentalist might actually turn up and I don't want to end up choppe...
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:50 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Ronan M Higginson wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:48 pm PULL ME OUT, I just wanted to laugh for 5 seconds seeing my name on the list
You can’t now
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:47 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Ronan M Higginson wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:46 pm I'M NOT COMING ASHTON, KNOCK ME OFF THE LIST
You said you are so you can’t pull out now Dinos was only joking
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:45 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Ashton is hosting. I am choosing. Baby Monty will be presiding over validity of words in dictionary corner but he insists on a fee, so Ashton we may have to rethink that whole no fee thing we talked about this morning. The winner of all 198 games will win a drum of grape jam. Stop Dinos you are funny
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:40 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Ashton, you should probably know that quite a lot of us know each other outside of this forum and the show. We actually hang out in real life and stuff. So it's probably not a good idea to lie about things people have supposedly agreed to do, because we'll know. I mean it's a bad idea to lie in gen...
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:38 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

aidan linge wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:36 pm I'll sign up. Rotherham is on my list of top 3 tourist destinations I'd like to visit. Shall I pay in Ruble or Bitcoin?
It is free
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:04 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Yesterday Ashton was publicly claiming that his event was a FOCAL event, and in PM to me he insisted Jeff had approved it. It didn't take much effort to find out that this was a lie. You can imagine how surprised I am at this latest development. Graeme stop this I know Dinos and Jen doesn’t he is m...
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Jennifer Steadman wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:59 pm :D That's me told! A true power play.

(Why don't you tell him to reset his account, seeing as he is your best friend?)
I will do. I was just testing you to see if you really new him which you don’t, Are you participating
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:52 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Yesterday Ashton was publicly claiming that his event was a FOCAL event, and in PM to me he insisted Jeff had approved it. It didn't take much effort to find out that this was a lie. You can imagine how surprised I am at this latest development. Graeme stop this I know Dinos and Jen doesn’t he is m...
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:51 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Can't wait to see his reaction when he finds out. I know him and he has said he will.So don’t judge me on it. Dinos, when asked if this was true or not: "Haha! This is the first I've heard of it! 🤣🤣" Dinos, when asked if he knows you: "Lmao I've never heard of him! I would respond to...
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:12 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Come on let’s get some participants Dinos and I need some.

I spoke to Dinos this morning and told him that I only had Matt Morrison to participate.
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:00 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Graeme Cole wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:56 pm
Ashton Hancock wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:35 pm I am delighted to announce that Dinos Sfyris will be my Co-Host for this event
Can't wait to see his reaction when he finds out.
I know him and he has said he will.So don’t question me on it.
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:46 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Gavin Chipper wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:44 pm
Ashton Hancock wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:35 pm I am delighted to announce that Dinos Sfyris will be my Co-Host for this event
If that's true and is confirmed by Dinos then that massively increases this event's credentials.
That is true. Let’s hope we get some more participants.
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:35 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

I am delighted to announce that Dinos Sfyris will be my Co-Host for this event
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:30 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 761
Views: 565752

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

Jennifer Steadman wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:26 am
Ashton Hancock wrote: Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:13 amOnly people with half a brain watch Love Island
If I only have half a brain then I probably won't be very good at a Co-event, so I won't be attending Co:Rot. Sorry hun x
I don’t literally mean that it was a joke as I don’t like the programme I apologise please attend CoRot.
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:26 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 761
Views: 565752

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

A while ago I watched “Race Across The World” where 4 teams of 2 raced from London to Singapore.
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:13 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 761
Views: 565752

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

RuPaul's Drag Race season 11 - Not up to scratch. Awful decision-making throughout, and a cast that flunked every landmark challenge. Killing Eve season 2 - Not as captivating as the first season so far but I'm always here for Villanelle's style <3 Chernobyl - So bleak, but so excellent. I knew a l...
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:07 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 761
Views: 565752

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

I watched Soccer Aid for UNICEF last night great game great cause disappointed that World XI won but we won last year and 2016 so can’t complain.
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:23 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Matt Morrison becomes our 1st ever entrant to Countdown in Rotherham.
by Ashton Hancock
Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:18 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019

Matt Morrison wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:50 pm F**k it, I'm probably down for this. It might be something we talk about for years.
Matt at this point I have to ask you to watch your language as it is very insulting towards my event also you said you were attending CoBrin before it broke down so you are obliged to do attend this event.
by Ashton Hancock
Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:25 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown for Comic Relief
Replies: 205
Views: 46108

Re: Countdown for Cancer Research

Hi Guys On the 15th September 2019 I will be hosting a 5 hour Countdown game for Cancer Research and we want some Countdowners to play (we will have a few games going) and I will be the host. It will be at my own home. I will be heading back from Dublin... :P Sorry so will I it’s on the 15th now
by Ashton Hancock
Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:24 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown for Comic Relief
Replies: 205
Views: 46108

Re: Countdown for Cancer Research

James Robinson wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:22 pm
Ashton Hancock wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:17 pm Hi Guys

On the 15th September 2019 I will be hosting a 5 hour Countdown game for Cancer Research and we want some Countdowners to play (we will have a few games going) and I will be the host. It will be at my own home.
I will be heading back from Dublin... :P
by Ashton Hancock
Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:17 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown for Comic Relief
Replies: 205
Views: 46108

Re: Countdown for Cancer Research

Hi Guys

On the 15th September 2019 I will be hosting a 5 hour Countdown game for Cancer Research and we want some Countdowners to play (we will have a few games going) and I will be the host. It will be at my own home.
by Ashton Hancock
Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:13 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Tory Leadership
Replies: 20
Views: 12278

Re: Tory Leadership

Thomas Cappleman wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:10 pm
Ashton Hancock wrote: Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:24 am I am not a Tory supporter. All the contenders are total idiots.
Are you just sad that your uncle Matt had to pull out of the race?
He is not my uncle and I am in no way related
by Ashton Hancock
Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:24 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Tory Leadership
Replies: 20
Views: 12278

Re: Tory Leadership

I am not a Tory supporter. All the contenders are total idiots.
by Ashton Hancock
Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:16 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Countdown In Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 113
Views: 97490

Re: Countdown In Rotherham 2019

Date: Saturday 31st August 2019 Venue: The Centre, Brinsworth Admission: Free. Hosted by: Ashton Hancock and Dinos Sfyris Doors open: 11:30am for a 12pm start Games to be played: At least 4, plus a separate Grand Final for the top 2. Finishes by: 4.30pm Wheelchair accessible?: Yes ♿️ Ashton says… “Y...
by Ashton Hancock
Sat Jun 15, 2019 7:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown mentions on other shows
Replies: 315
Views: 137105

Re: Countdown mentions on other shows

[quote="Fiona T" post_id=182604 time=1560542210 user_id=91185

Ashton Hancock is an idiot
[/quote]

Thanks Fiona thanks a lot
by Ashton Hancock
Sat Jun 15, 2019 7:18 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1604
Views: 1652765

Re: Politics in General

I find it amazing the scrutiny that Jeremy Corbyn has been under with so many people saying he's not fit to be Prime Minister when now a much bigger liability in pretty much every possible way looks set to just walk into number 10. I've heard it said that some Tories might just vote for Boris becau...
by Ashton Hancock
Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:24 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO-MSO 25th August 2019
Replies: 20
Views: 19529

Re: CO-MSO 25th August 2019

Matt Morrison wrote: Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:46 pm what are the vegan options
Are you vegan
by Ashton Hancock
Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:55 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 921
Views: 394649

Re: People you shouldn't trust

People who set their clocks fast. I've never understood anyone who has done this because they all know that it's 5, 10, or whatever minutes fast, which surely defeats the point. If I set my clock 20 minutes fast and it said 7:00, I wouldn't be thinking "it's 7 o'clock", I'd be thinking &q...
by Ashton Hancock
Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:28 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Is Apterous down? [DO NOT POST IN THIS TOPIC FOR ANY OTHER REASON]
Replies: 604
Views: 308242

Re: Is Apterous down?

Some Rounds for you all

1) GHYUEAPLT
2) GOSBITHES
3) ASSLOOPED
4) 100/25/50/75/3/6 (952)
5) FUSOENMVD
6) POGOOEEDR
7) UOAEEBHNM
8) 6/3/4/5/9/8 (961)
9) REDHOTFAG
by Ashton Hancock
Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Countdown in Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 41
Views: 21826

Re: Countdown in Brinsworth 2019

Thank you for been so kind from now on I will think before I post
by Ashton Hancock
Sun Jun 09, 2019 6:01 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Countdown in Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 41
Views: 21826

Re: Public Apologie

Hi I would like to make a public apologie for my actions. I joined this forum on 11th May and on 13th May I made my 1st post I would publicly like to apologize for my bad actions. Countdown in Brinsworth would have gone ahead if I had entrants but it seems that no one is interested. Can people plea...
by Ashton Hancock
Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:54 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Countdown in Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 41
Views: 21826

Re: Public Apologie

Hi I would like to make a public apologie for my actions. I joined this forum on 11th May and on 13th May I made my 1st post I would publicly like to apologize for my bad actions. Countdown in Brinsworth would have gone ahead if I had entrants but it seems that no one is interested. Can people plea...
by Ashton Hancock
Sun Jun 09, 2019 4:56 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Countdown in Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 41
Views: 21826

Public Apologie

Hi I would like to make a public apologie for my actions. I joined this forum on 11th May and on 13th May I made my 1st post I would publicly like to apologize for my bad actions. Countdown in Brinsworth would have gone ahead if I had entrants but it seems that no one is interested. Can people pleas...
by Ashton Hancock
Sun Jun 09, 2019 2:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Countdown in Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 41
Views: 21826

Re: Countdown in Brinsworth 2019

Ashton Until now, I have chosen to ignore your posts but as you have sent me 2 private messages in the space of a few hours marked ‘Important’ I will reply, but in open forum so that other community members can read what I have said to you. Despite you telling me ‘please you need to apply’, I will ...
by Ashton Hancock
Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:41 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Countdown in Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 41
Views: 21826

Re: Countdown in Brinsworth 2019

Need some participants please.
by Ashton Hancock
Sat Jun 08, 2019 6:11 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How many countries have you been to?
Replies: 172
Views: 82029

Re: How many countries have you been to?

Turkey
Spain
England
Wales
by Ashton Hancock
Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:24 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Countdown in Brinsworth 2019
Replies: 41
Views: 21826

Re: Countdown in Brinsworth 2019

Just over 2 months to go the Countdown is on !
by Ashton Hancock
Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:25 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Favourite board game
Replies: 101
Views: 59002

Re: Favourite board game

I have also seen that you have commented on "Countdown In Milton Keynes" that you want to play through Skype. What kind of person does that? You either pay to attend the event or don't go at all. I don’t live near MK and wanted to play stop picking on me I am not a young person you know I...
by Ashton Hancock
Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:00 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Favourite board game
Replies: 101
Views: 59002

Re: Favourite board game

I am not a kid I just put it on to see if people are nicer to me
by Ashton Hancock
Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:17 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Favourite board game
Replies: 101
Views: 59002

Re: Favourite board game

Don’t swear Charlie s**t Why shouldn't he? Is it because you are a silly <13 year old child trolling Apterous, The Countdown Wiki, and here? The account "Saul Rothwell" created on Apterous.org (the day after someone by that name appeared on Countdown and lost to Elliott Mellor by over 100...
by Ashton Hancock
Fri Jun 07, 2019 6:09 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: SOLD OUT - .co.mk5 - Countdown in Milton Keynes - Saturday August 10th
Replies: 23
Views: 24824

Re: .co.mk5 - Countdown in Milton Keynes - Saturday August 12th

Can I play on FaceTime ? Unfortunately not, the WiFi signal in our venue is unbelievably slow - it's one of the few downsides, it'd never work. Sorry, Ashton! That’s fine Zarte not to play but if I could get connection just face time a couple of times in the day. Can I please take your phone number...
by Ashton Hancock
Fri Jun 07, 2019 5:28 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterites who have yet to appear on Countdown
Replies: 50
Views: 36106

Re: Apterites who have yet to appear on Countdown

Ashton Hancock wrote: Tue Jun 04, 2019 7:46 pm I am not an Apterite as I don’t pay for it
Jon O’Neil private messaged me saying he would set me up a subscription