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by Elliott Mellor
Fri May 07, 2021 9:46 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 89161

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

Honestly? Now we've had most people vaccinated, nothing at all, save for a vaccine-evading variant. No social distancing, no face masks... the likelihood of catching it are small, and the likes of it causing a severe illness are even smaller. Is it that unreasonable to want to live as we did in Feb...
by Elliott Mellor
Sun Mar 21, 2021 10:50 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - voting
Replies: 5
Views: 2691

Re: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - voting

THE GotY 2020 POLL HAS NOW CLOSED. A HUGE thank you to all those who nominated and voted this year. Taking on this responsibility, I wasn't sure what to expect originally. Last year, with such an enormous turnout, I wondered if it was possibly just a flash in the pan. However, I am very pleased to ...
by Elliott Mellor
Sat Mar 20, 2021 10:40 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - voting
Replies: 5
Views: 2691

Re: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - voting

Last day to vote!
by Elliott Mellor
Wed Mar 17, 2021 12:42 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - voting
Replies: 5
Views: 2691

Re: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - voting

Only a few days left to get votes in!
by Elliott Mellor
Tue Mar 16, 2021 8:36 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Classic Aptochat moments
Replies: 220
Views: 107885

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

There was one I had a while back, which I deeply wish I had screenshotted, with Wallace as the guest.
"MOLESTING is our speciality."
by Elliott Mellor
Fri Mar 12, 2021 3:37 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Sarah Everard/Women's Safety
Replies: 58
Views: 6050

Re: Politics in General

What exactly is this in response to? Who isn't listening to Fiona? I could just as easily accuse you of ignoring the 750 women in the poll by the reputable polling company that gives us data with which to inform us, so we don't have to rely on anecdotal evidence. It's in response to the very existe...
by Elliott Mellor
Fri Mar 12, 2021 12:57 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Sarah Everard/Women's Safety
Replies: 58
Views: 6050

Re: Politics in General

Seriously it would be harder to believe that 97% haven't been harrassed. Well it's about as far off. 52% of women say they have been harassed according to the pretty trustworthy YouGov poll. That would be by their own definition of sexual harassment, which varies from person to person. Catcalling o...
by Elliott Mellor
Fri Mar 12, 2021 12:54 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Sarah Everard/Women's Safety
Replies: 58
Views: 6050

Re: Politics in General

Ok I've been Daily Mailed by the Guardian. HEADLINE: Almost all young women in the UK have been sexually harassed, survey finds SUBHEADING: Exclusive: YouGov poll reveals extent of abuse and lack of faith in authorities’ ability to deal with it Headline relates to one poll, subheading refers to ano...
by Elliott Mellor
Fri Mar 12, 2021 12:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Sarah Everard/Women's Safety
Replies: 58
Views: 6050

Re: Politics in General

97% of women have been victim to sexual harassment. 1 in 4 women are victim to domestic violence in contrast to 1 in 6 men. 20% of women in contrast to 4% of men are sexually assaulted in the UK yearly. (I'm trusting a Facebook post that a friend made recently on this exact issue, but I'm fairly ce...
by Elliott Mellor
Fri Mar 12, 2021 11:17 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Sarah Everard/Women's Safety
Replies: 58
Views: 6050

Re: Politics in General

Do you really believe that women have no more reason to feel unsafe when out alone (particularly at night) than men do? I'm not coming at this from a Jess Phillips angle at all. I'm slightly confused by your 'culture wars' framing of what seems to me to be a perfectly straightforward issue. If it's...
by Elliott Mellor
Sun Mar 07, 2021 1:41 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - voting
Replies: 5
Views: 2691

Re: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - voting

Less than two weeks left to vote!
by Elliott Mellor
Sun Feb 21, 2021 11:53 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations
Replies: 18
Views: 6159

Re: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations

Nominations have now closed.

Voting thread is live here.
by Elliott Mellor
Sun Feb 21, 2021 11:51 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - voting
Replies: 5
Views: 2691

Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - voting

Thanks to all those who submitted nominations for GotY 2020 . We again had a very high turnout of nominators this year, leading to a mammoth amount of games being nominated – the cutoff for this year was an astonishing 5 nominations! Such is the high standard of apterous this past year and this was ...
by Elliott Mellor
Sat Feb 20, 2021 10:30 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations
Replies: 18
Views: 6159

Re: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations

Last day to get nominations in!
by Elliott Mellor
Sat Feb 13, 2021 6:15 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations
Replies: 18
Views: 6159

Re: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations

Last week to get nominations in!
by Elliott Mellor
Sat Feb 06, 2021 8:18 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations
Replies: 18
Views: 6159

Re: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations

Two weeks to get your nominations in!
by Elliott Mellor
Tue Feb 02, 2021 4:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2021 vision
Replies: 20
Views: 3706

Re: 2021 vision

I am going to post an ammended list here. Sport. Chelsea to win FA Cup Man City to win Champions League and the Premier league by at least 8 points Champions league places for Man Utd, Liverpool and Chelsea The Olympics, to go ahead with limited fans. Team Gb to win more than 10 gold medals England...
by Elliott Mellor
Tue Feb 02, 2021 10:38 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2020 Vision
Replies: 24
Views: 7364

Re: 2020 Vision

There are, quite probably, a very small number of 117+ claims that are undiscovered/unvalidated - only around 15% of the population is actually verifiable due to not many places (especially the poorer countries) keeping accurate documents 100+ years ago. But working with what is currently validated...
by Elliott Mellor
Mon Feb 01, 2021 4:55 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2021 vision
Replies: 20
Views: 3706

Re: 2021 vision

Okey dokey... 1) Prince Philip to die. 2) Rafa Nadal to overtake Roger Federer for most men's grand slam singles titles. 3) Lillian Priest (b. 07/11/1908) and Gwen Moore (b. 27/11/1911) to become the first siblings ever known to both be living supercentenarians. There are two known cases of two sibl...
by Elliott Mellor
Mon Feb 01, 2021 2:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2020 Vision
Replies: 24
Views: 7364

Re: 2020 Vision

1. Kane Tanaka to reach 2nd spot after Jeanne Calment (well her daughter) is finally outed as a fraud. I've just had a look here and she's only 10th currently - most people who reach 117 die that year! :roll: Gevin to stop believing conspiracy theories that have zero credible evidence. Well Kane Ta...
by Elliott Mellor
Sat Jan 30, 2021 6:34 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations
Replies: 18
Views: 6159

Re: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations

Three weeks left to get your nominations in!
by Elliott Mellor
Sun Jan 24, 2021 10:53 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 89161

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

I do have empathy and sympathy for Rhys. The lockdown is tough and I hope he has decent support. But I also think changing his politics would be a benefit to him as well as everyone else and would be an additional step to him feeling better. Well I disagree with that. If we all shared the same poli...
by Elliott Mellor
Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:19 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 912
Views: 526999

Re: Politics in General

Maybe there were trying to bypass the small minority of parents that would use the vouchers to gain contraband From the BBC https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55641740 - cost of food (if purchased from supermarket) - £5 - cost to company - £10.50 (so packing and distribution = £5.50) - cost to taxpayer ...
by Elliott Mellor
Wed Jan 13, 2021 1:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 912
Views: 526999

Re: Politics in General

Jon O'Neill wrote:
Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:12 am
Shameless
That was excruciating to watch.

Thing is, if he actually had the grace to say "you know what, yes, I do regret voting against it", then I might find a very small iota of respect for him at least having the decency to admit it. Truly reprehensible man.
by Elliott Mellor
Tue Jan 12, 2021 7:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 912
Views: 526999

Re: Politics in General

Arguing about the politics rather misses that the most needy families are getting these packages and feeling absolute despair. Just treat people with dignity and respect and give £30 supermarket vouchers - very little admin, no extra costs - and allows for individual dietary requirements or prefere...
by Elliott Mellor
Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:56 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 912
Views: 526999

Re: Politics in General

Callum Todd wrote:
Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:54 pm
I'd say it's more like if Man Utd signed a new player, he welcomed them on twitter, and then he passed the ball to them on their debut and then they scored an own goal. Or something.
Spot on analogy. It certainly isn't an "own goal" from Rashford.
by Elliott Mellor
Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:41 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 912
Views: 526999

Re: Politics in General

Little bit of an own goal for Marcus Rashford (ba-doom tish) who was praising the company a few weeks ago for coming on board. https://twitter.com/marcusrashford/status/1336949735761076224?s=21 Are you seriously suggesting that his failure to anticipate this absolutely abysmal deliverance (assuming...
by Elliott Mellor
Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 912
Views: 526999

Re: Politics in General

It’s the outsourced company which ought to have its contract revoked. What a waste of public money. Further proof, if any be needed, that taxpayer-funded programs offer little value for money. Some parcels were supplied by private catering company Chartwells, which is part of the food service giant...
by Elliott Mellor
Tue Jan 12, 2021 6:07 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 912
Views: 526999

Re: Politics in General

I'm sure the fact that the chairman of the organisation happens to be a Tory party donor had nothing to do with it at all, then.
by Elliott Mellor
Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:06 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations
Replies: 18
Views: 6159

Re: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations

Obviously it is up to the admins themselves, but I see nothing constructive in the last 5 comments on this thread. They bear little relevance to the topic at hand. Might be best to delete them. My initial one was in error, and the rest are just a car crash of fumblings, awkward apologies and a gene...
by Elliott Mellor
Tue Jan 12, 2021 10:49 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations
Replies: 18
Views: 6159

Re: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations

Yes, you are right. My mistake. It looked to me like an unnecessary dig at Ronan for nomming his own games... but that's not what it was. Apologies, Elliott. For what it's worth, these weren't all nominated by Ronan. I suggest you take care in the future before making assumptions like this and perh...
by Elliott Mellor
Sun Jan 10, 2021 6:02 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations
Replies: 18
Views: 6159

Game of the Year (GotY) 2020 - nominations

Evening, all! I'm setting up this thread to discuss the nominations stage for GotY 2020, and also for information and discussion about the GotY process. I’m in my second year of running now, and it was a pleasure to have the honour of running such a contest last year. We saw a HUGE number of nominat...
by Elliott Mellor
Sat Jan 02, 2021 1:57 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 89161

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

The fact that you're still obsessing over this ancient history whilst Margaret Ferrier is still an MP indicates bias, quite frankly. When it emerged Ferrier had broken the rules, she was suspended from the SNP immediately, Sturgeon condemned her actions-she did all she could, courtesy of her having...
by Elliott Mellor
Tue Dec 29, 2020 9:56 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 89161

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

What do people think of the Christmas bubble idea? A lot of people are against it because of the inevitable rise in infections and therefore deaths. But I'm not sure if this really is reason enough to stop it. I don't think it's much different from tier 1 conditions (where you can meet six people i...
by Elliott Mellor
Sun Dec 20, 2020 5:03 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 89161

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

Well, this comes back to what I said about how poor Vallance et al have been, but have been somewhat unaccountable. Remember, they told us masks may hinder things rather than improve them, at first...! When this first kicked off, people queued at 2m distances, one way systems were in place in shops...
by Elliott Mellor
Sun Dec 20, 2020 4:56 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 89161

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

What do people think of the Christmas bubble idea? A lot of people are against it because of the inevitable rise in infections and therefore deaths. But I'm not sure if this really is reason enough to stop it. I don't think it's much different from tier 1 conditions (where you can meet six people i...
by Elliott Mellor
Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:42 am
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: ...and that's ZoomDown
Replies: 272
Views: 46661

Re: ...and that's ZoomDown

Disagree. I think on really easy numbers rounds, the option to end the round early should exist. It saves time, and the goal of this isn't to emulate Countdown perfectly. A large proportion of contestants come from the apterous sphere, where the option to end the round early does exist.
by Elliott Mellor
Thu Oct 15, 2020 10:43 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 89161

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

YouGov latest findings on 'rona restriction support, with Leave/Remain divides: 1 ; 2 So some significant differences, particularly on whether or not to encourage people back to workplaces, but not *extreme* differences in most areas. This may also be of interest . Interesting, thanks for providing...
by Elliott Mellor
Thu Oct 15, 2020 7:52 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 89161

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

It’s also notable that for many people their Brexit position correlates to their lockdown position Do you have evidence for that? Edit to say that wasn't meant to sound confrontational - genuinely curious if this is the case or just supposition It’s just anecdotal for now. —— More media bias: just ...
by Elliott Mellor
Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:03 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: TENNIS
Replies: 89
Views: 21384

Re: TENNIS

Nadal will probably still be winning the French Open when he's 50 :lol: Looking at the rankings, Thiem (in 3rd place) could potentially get number 2 spot as he isn't that far behind. However, catching Djokovic would require a serious run of success, and also for Djokovic to not post the crazy result...
by Elliott Mellor
Sat Oct 10, 2020 2:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 89161

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

Fair enough, by that metric they are doing worse. It would have been a lot more helpful if you'd clarified this, though, since by the metrics I wrote England is doing far worse.
by Elliott Mellor
Sat Oct 10, 2020 11:36 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 89161

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

- Their numbers are worse than England’s. Source please. What are you using as this metric? Number of deaths? Number of cases? Cases per 100000 of the population? Something else? I've just checked the gov.uk website... https://coronavirus.data.gov.uk/deaths shows 49612 deaths in England vs 4256 in ...
by Elliott Mellor
Mon Oct 05, 2020 6:15 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 89161

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

The story of Corbyn's potential antisemitic history ran for literal months This is a false equivalence as you're implying that Labour antisemitism was one case of antisemitism, when new (non-historic) allegations were being made all the time. That's like saying "the coronavirus story is running for...
by Elliott Mellor
Mon Oct 05, 2020 10:47 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 89161

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

It’s really not. What she did is far, far worse. Moreover, Dominic Cummings only shot to public prevalence after the Cumberbatch portrayal of him. He was an obscure quiz question before that. Margaret Ferrier still hasn't resigned, I haven't seen reporters doorstepping her 24/7, reporters harassing...
by Elliott Mellor
Mon Oct 05, 2020 10:21 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 89161

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

I'm not convinced Dominic Cummings did anything illegal. The reason the story ran and ran was the incomprehensible decision not to sack him, which completely undermined the efforts to combat the virus. If you believed that there was a left-wing bias in the media, all the more reason to sack him and...
by Elliott Mellor
Mon Oct 05, 2020 10:18 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Classic Aptochat moments
Replies: 220
Views: 107885

Re: Classic Aptochat moments

Rhys Benjamin wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:32 pm
2020-10-03 23:31:25 Tracey Mills entered the room!
2020-10-03 23:31:28 Marcus Hares says: lol
Absolute classic moment this one.
by Elliott Mellor
Sat Sep 19, 2020 10:21 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: 2020 Vision
Replies: 24
Views: 7364

Re: 2020 Vision

Interesting idea, I'll have a go, providing a bit of justification if I can. 1) Roger Federer to announce his retirement after the Olympics. Think he's sticking around for one last shot at singles gold before calling it a day. 2) Rafa Nadal to beat Dominic Thiem 3-2 in the French Open final. It's b...
by Elliott Mellor
Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:00 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread
Replies: 383
Views: 89161

Re: COVID-19 Coronavirus Thread

Marc Meakin wrote:
Tue Jul 14, 2020 6:56 am
Although I am sure staff will have to to set an example which makes my job far more difficult , mainly because of my spectacles constantly steaming up and my inability to lip read staff as I'm partially death.
Does this mean you walk around with a scythe as well as a face mask?
by Elliott Mellor
Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:14 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: You Are The Ref
Replies: 290
Views: 78181

Re: You Are The Ref

Wonder how C2 could only get a 3 from a selection, and also how absolutely nobody noticed the words weren't English before.
by Elliott Mellor
Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Joke Items
Replies: 173
Views: 38486

Re: Joke Items

Mark James wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 7:08 pm
Snooker cues. Why do I have to use the equipment provided that has been specifically designed to play the sport properly? Why can't I just use a stick I found or roll the balls with my hand?
Good point, why can't I use my hands in football too? Or maybe a tennis racket in rounders?
by Elliott Mellor
Wed Jun 24, 2020 9:46 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: You Are The Ref
Replies: 290
Views: 78181

Re: You Are The Ref

It's the final letters game. C1 declares 8, and C2 declares 9. C1 says their word is NEMATOID, C2 says their word is MONRADITE. Points to C2. Later on, as the contestants shake hands for the crucial conundrum, C1 catches a glimpse of C2's paper and notices that DOMINATER is written in large letters...
by Elliott Mellor
Sat Jun 06, 2020 11:12 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: You know you're playing too much apterous when...
Replies: 112
Views: 30691

Re: You know you're playing too much apterous when...

You begin to wonder what non-apterites actually do with all their time, as you enter the fourth day of sitting on your laptop staring at a blank screen.
by Elliott Mellor
Sat Jun 06, 2020 8:02 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 803
Views: 249724

Re: People you shouldn't trust

People who believe far fetched conspiracy theories.
by Elliott Mellor
Fri Jun 05, 2020 4:52 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Unusual Fears/Phobias
Replies: 22
Views: 5234

Re: Unusual Fears/Phobias

Craneflies. I've become a bit more tolerant towards them as I have got older but still hate them (I can now catch them in a sufficiently large container and give them someone to take outside since I can't justify killing a harmless creature, whereas before I wouldn't have been able to even go within...
by Elliott Mellor
Wed Jun 03, 2020 6:51 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: apterous update
Replies: 34
Views: 8659

Re: apterous update

Jason William Larsen wrote:
Wed Jun 03, 2020 5:26 pm
Yes, it must have been, Fiona!

Were Supee and Phil boyfriend and girlfriend?

Great job Charlie!
They were married I think, Jason. It's probably best to not discuss their private life on this thread either.
by Elliott Mellor
Tue May 26, 2020 8:01 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Cummings and goings
Replies: 73
Views: 12491

Re: Cummings and goings

While I'm enjoying this discussion and the fact that it's bringing a bit of life into c4c, it does make me a little bit sad that the topic that's done this is the same topic everyone all over the country is talking about, and presumably making largely the same points. So in this, I do see Callum's ...
by Elliott Mellor
Tue May 26, 2020 10:30 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Cummings and goings
Replies: 73
Views: 12491

Re: Cummings and goings

Things we have learned from Dominic Cummings press conference. 1. His wife doesn't drive. 2. His home has been under siege (why go back there then? ) 3. His parents has no WiFi facilities ( or else he should have stayed in safer isolation ) 4. He broke the speed limit driving to Barnard Castle with...
by Elliott Mellor
Tue May 26, 2020 10:09 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Cummings and goings
Replies: 73
Views: 12491

Re: Cummings and goings

Things we have learned from Dominic Cummings press conference. 1. His wife doesn't drive. 2. His home has been under siege (why go back there then? ) 3. His parents has no WiFi facilities ( or else he should have stayed in safer isolation ) 4. He broke the speed limit driving to Barnard Castle with...
by Elliott Mellor
Mon May 18, 2020 11:50 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And How Will We Feel Fine?)
Replies: 17
Views: 4512

Re: It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And How Will We Feel Fine?)

I'm kind of leaning towards agreeing with Sam here - I don't think we're going to see as much change as some people are expecting, more like a gradual rebuilding of what we had before, though with a few extra measures added in. Working from home may be encouraged and handling of cash will almost def...
by Elliott Mellor
Fri May 01, 2020 7:59 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 901
Views: 288955

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Another thing you could do is discard people who get one wrong and replace them with someone else. So it's out of 100 people who didn't get any wrong. I don't think this would be a very feasible way of doing it, unless you've got a huge budget. This article https://www.denofgeek.com/culture/pointle...