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- Wed Nov 05, 2014 10:01 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdowners in the news
- Replies: 243
- Views: 148388
- Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:59 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: 30BC Grand Final Spoilers For Friday March 1st 2013
- Replies: 132
- Views: 37900
Re: 30BC Grand Final Spoilers For Friday March 1st 2013
I can't quantify how beautiful watching that back was and I also haven't commented on the excellent semi final with Jono. I was too busy out getting drunk. Apparently, Jono was okay but I don't know ... I've never seen it nor am likely to...Kidding, there's a lot of love for the ginga ninja in Omagh...
- Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:08 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: B'day Championship Spoilers For Wednesday February 27th 2013
- Replies: 42
- Views: 11565
Re: B'day Championship Spoilers For Wednesday February 27th
Great game. I'm glad I didn't have to play in the semis as I would have been destroyed!
- Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:24 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: B'day Championship Spoilers For Tuesday February 26th 2013
- Replies: 41
- Views: 12511
Re: B'day Championship Spoilers For Tuesday February 26th 20
Cheers for the comments lads but I thought that performance was shit and you're all sycophantic bastards. I'm not bitter about losing but there were a number of factors leading to this loss WHERE I WAS CLEAR FAVOURITE TO WIN: 1. Apterous has spoiled Countdown (Craig Beevers and David Williams have e...
- Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:50 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: B'day Championship Spoilers For Monday February 25th 2013
- Replies: 49
- Views: 12455
Re: B'day Championship Spoilers For Monday February 25th 201
Brilliant game from both. I remember Conor getting himself a drink before the match and being barely able to get the glass to his mouth as he was shaking uncontrollably. He looked as cool as a cucumber once the recording started.
- Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:32 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: B'day Championship Spoilers For Friday February 22nd 2013
- Replies: 81
- Views: 18384
Re: B'day Championship Spoilers For Friday February 22nd 201
This was the best game I've ever seen on TV: amazing stuff. I watched this in the green room and got absolutely destroyed by both of you; I watched it on telly and got duffed up again. Jack is such a gent; Jono's still a cunt.
Phenomenal!
Phenomenal!
- Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:22 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: B'day Championship Spoilers For Monday February 18th 2013
- Replies: 52
- Views: 13624
Re: B'day Championship Spoilers For Monday February 18th 201
I think when I was in the audience this game was my favourite, at least of the tournament so far, if not the whole thing. Wonderful stuff. To quote Red Dwarf: "We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool." Amazing game and incredible standard. ...
- Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:40 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: B'day Championship Spoilers For Friday February 15th 2013
- Replies: 48
- Views: 13052
Re: B'day Championship Spoilers For Friday February 15th 201
Thanks all for the nice comments. I agree the better player lost. Chris was an absolute gentleman and MALAMUTE was astonishing. I'll not type anything more in case I give away a spoiler. For the moment I'm ruing missed words but I know this feeling dissipates with the fullness of time.
- Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:42 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: B'day Championship Spoilers For Thursday February 14th 2013
- Replies: 66
- Views: 14116
Re: B'day Championship Spoilers For Thursday February 14th 2
Nick says: "let's slip the dogs of war, unleash" after the DC offering. This struck me as weird since it's sounds like he's quoting Shakespeare but recommending unleash as a better word than slip.
- Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:47 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: B'day Championship Spoilers For Wednesday February 13th 2013
- Replies: 44
- Views: 11848
Re: B'day Championship Spoilers For Wednesday February 13th
UNBE-F**KING-LIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) :) :D :mrgreen: 8-) :shock: :o :geek: :ugeek: :!: :!: :!: I just gave it a passing glance that maybe today was the time for another max game, but the way it panned out was unimaginable. A very big shame to Chris for shackling Conor as long as he could, and to s...
- Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:11 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Ask Graeme?
- Replies: 1741
- Views: 759105
Re: Ask Graeme?
Graeme's my new hero. I don't understand the questions or answers but I'm loving the authoritative manner in which these various mosquitoes are being swatted.
- Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:28 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Friday February 8th 2013
- Replies: 20
- Views: 7178
Re: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Friday February 8th 2
A great game.
My workmate just text me asking why Andrew would risk a seven and not play a safe six (he's definitely getting into Countdown if that's the type of comment he's making).
My workmate just text me asking why Andrew would risk a seven and not play a safe six (he's definitely getting into Countdown if that's the type of comment he's making).
- Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:41 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Tuesday February 5th 2013
- Replies: 86
- Views: 26763
Re: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Tuesday February 5th
Hasn't this been explained as a young man's exuberance? Also, whilst I love you, aren't you the worst person ever on Apterous for being a bad winner? Additionally, you aren't a young man and really don't have an excuse for doing online what Jack did on the telly; additionally, you weren't asked to ...
- Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:01 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Tuesday February 5th 2013
- Replies: 86
- Views: 26763
Re: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Tuesday February 5th
Like some others, I'm quite enjoying this thread. Obviously Jack's "Let's hope for an A" thing was a little bit dickish, but not to the point where anyone should actually care, and with no disrespect to Wayne, who easily beat me playing at home, the game was largely over at that point, so...
- Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:57 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Monday February 4th 2013
- Replies: 30
- Views: 7477
Re: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Monday February 4th 2
Also, fecking AILERON ... are you kidding me?
Glad they edited all my expletives, which were ongoing for the remaining rounds.
Glad they edited all my expletives, which were ongoing for the remaining rounds.
- Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:36 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Tuesday February 5th 2013
- Replies: 86
- Views: 26763
Re: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Tuesday February 5th
Haha, loving this thread. Jack gets second highest score ever and our main preoccupation becomes, albeit eventually, whether he's a cunt. For the record I called him a "cock" all that night at the bar. Also, for the record, he took it with amazingly good grace (rather than amazing grace wh...
- Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:29 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Monday February 4th 2013
- Replies: 30
- Views: 7477
Re: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Monday February 4th 2
Thanks all for the nice comments. Tom's such a gentleman: he actually sent me conundrum practice via Facebook. I would have commented earlier but Charlie obviously blocked my login details, subsequently demanding a reset: definitely nothing to do with my being pissed!
- Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:33 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Friday February 1st 2013
- Replies: 62
- Views: 15090
Re: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Friday February 1st 2
Finding ALAMEDA and BICONCAVE (in a second) was awe-inspiring. I think people can invest too much hyperbole in what is effectively a parlour game but if this doesn't lead to world peace then nothing will.
- Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:04 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: B'day Championship Spoilers For Thursday January 31st 2013
- Replies: 43
- Views: 10636
Re: B'day Championship Spoilers For Thursday January 31st 20
I knew what was going to happen and it's still an amazing game. Jack told me how to do the four large solution but I still couldn't do it when I watched today. Absolutely amazing game: pity you both drew each other so early.
- Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:06 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: A massive thanks !
- Replies: 44
- Views: 14767
Re: A massive thanks !
He ****ed the ****ing ****?Jon O'Neill wrote:Haha, oh god... I think when I get overexcited I lose control of it a bit. Still, I think DoD is the expert, managing at one time to use it as a verb, adjective and noun in a five-word sentence.
- Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:56 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: A massive thanks !
- Replies: 44
- Views: 14767
Re: A massive thanks !
I'll echo the sentiments already expressed: I'd an amazing time and I'm grateful to the Countdown team for making it happen. I was extremely expressed with the calibre of the people there and not just in relation to Countdown-Apto-Nerdery. I was also extremely impressed at how many times Jono can dr...
- Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:41 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Thursday January 17th 2013 (Birthday Prelim 9)
- Replies: 57
- Views: 11493
Re: Spoilers for Thursday January 17th 2012 (Birthday Prelim
Awesome game, definitely the most exciting. I was hoping Ed would win as he's a fellow Norn Irn person but well done Jonathan: to pull out two semi-insta spots when you needed them is all the way hardcore.
- Tue Jan 15, 2013 4:08 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Proposed New Scrabble Letter Values
- Replies: 15
- Views: 5662
Re: Proposed New Scrabble Letter Values
We were always taught the -IZE suffix is correct. I'm not sure how they suddenly became Americanisms.Jon Corby wrote:Are -IZE words not allowed in UK Scrabble or something then? They're allowed in Countdown FGS which hates American spelling.
- Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:28 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Monday January 7th 2013
- Replies: 23
- Views: 7212
Re: Birthday Championship Spoilers For Monday January 7th 20
Very well done, Tom. I'm now officially bricking our encounter!! Very unlucky for Nikki with DAEMONISE because I'm sure DAEMONIC is fine though not DAEMONIAC. Great last numbers from her too; she was so chuffed getting it too.
- Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:14 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
- Topic: Tuesday 13th November 2012 (Series 67, Prelim 71)
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3642
Re: Tuesday 13th November 2012 (Series 67, Prelim 71)
I vaguely remember reading this in Countdown: Spreading the Word (available at all good bookshops).Innis Carson wrote: I'm convinced that Dictionary Corner deliberately underplay at times, perhaps to give the viewers at home chances to feel that they've 'beaten the experts'.
- Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:40 am
- Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
- Topic: Tuesday 13th November 2012 (Series 67, Prelim 71)
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3642
Re: Tuesday 13th November 2012 (Series 67, Prelim 71)
Good game yesterday, some quality spots from both.
- Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:39 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
- Topic: Monday 15th October 2012 (Series 67, Prelim 50)
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2517
Re: Monday 15th October 2012 (Series 67, Prelim 50)
Countdown recap for Monday 15 October 2012. Nick says something to her in Gaelic, which is still in popular use on Arranmore, and Rose says something back. I've no idea what. Could have been "this studio is falling apart, mind your head" for all I know. It was the rather more pedestrian: ...
- Mon Oct 08, 2012 6:13 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: COUNTDOWN 30TH CHAMPIONSHIP
- Replies: 243
- Views: 56700
Re: COUNTDOWN 30TH CHAMPIONSHIP
Very surprising!Jon Corby wrote:NOT IN.
Too upset to find a gif.
- Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:37 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday July 20th 2011
- Replies: 20
- Views: 4447
Re: Spoilers For Wednesday July 20th 2011
I am watching this on plus 1, D'OHEoin Monaghan wrote:ESTIMATOR as a beater in the AMORTISE round
- Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:33 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday July 20th 2011
- Replies: 20
- Views: 4447
- Sun Jun 19, 2011 5:24 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Haye vs Klitschko
- Replies: 53
- Views: 6437
Re: Haye vs Klitschko
A-LOL. Most of this is hilarious, Haye is a dog. If he wins it'll be a mega upset.
- Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:52 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Are you a quitter?
- Replies: 40
- Views: 8758
Re: Are you a quitter?
That's horrible, Dinos. Fair play to you for being so level-headed about it; I don't think I would be in the same situation.
- Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:41 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The C4C Gaelic Football Thread
- Replies: 74
- Views: 13177
Re: The C4C Gaelic Football Thread
An excellent translation: you are fluent in Tyrone rural-speak.
- Sat Jun 04, 2011 10:25 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Friday June 3rd 2011
- Replies: 35
- Views: 8433
Re: Spoilers for Friday June 3rd 2011
Congrats Ed and commiserations to Adam. Great final.
Did find it quite funny that one of Ed's letter selections was: APRODRITE - reads like a conundrum scramble designed for someone from N.I.
Did find it quite funny that one of Ed's letter selections was: APRODRITE - reads like a conundrum scramble designed for someone from N.I.
- Fri May 27, 2011 11:29 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Politics in General
- Replies: 1645
- Views: 1791463
Re: Politics in General
Did the test and got -7.25 Lib Left which is not surprising since I founded a movement at uni called Libertarian Left. Thatcher is like Hitler as far as I am concerned: she adopted the economic policy of freedom and combined it with a social policy of repression: there is no such thing as society on...
Re: WEED
I'd do (and have done) any drug put in front of me and wouldn't care about the consequences. I am not saying this to boast but suspect there is a psychological pathology that makes alternate states an attractive proposition. Also, given my own experience, I think if you rely on these artificial colo...
- Fri Mar 25, 2011 7:15 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
- Replies: 167
- Views: 22482
Re: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
It didn't play like other machines he'd played, which is exactly what you'd expect given that it wasn't like other machines. And it is nebulous because there's no way you can ever prove or disprove it, so he was just casting aspersions. Computer chess has come such a long way that Deep Blue, which ...
- Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:57 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
- Replies: 167
- Views: 22482
Re: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
His claims weren't nebulous: in several instances the machine did not play like a machine: he had a valid argument. Most of the regs on pokerstars and other sites use some form of proscribed software. It instructs you to use it to open your client software so the site cannot identify that you are us...
- Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:42 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
- Replies: 167
- Views: 22482
Re: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
Bit silly since needing 6 players total you had three six hours before the event started.Jon O'Neill wrote:Fuck, completely forgot! I think I'll let Matt Morrison organise them in future..
- Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:34 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous FA Cup
- Replies: 195
- Views: 33292
Re: Apterous FA Cup
Thanks for the mail Rhys, I don't think I can commit to playing. Cheers for the offer.
- Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:56 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: JOLLY JOKES
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3765
Re: JOLLY JOKES
Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair. :lol: :o :lol: :twisted: :lol: :o :twisted: :lol: :( :lol: I think I have expressed my feelings in a suitably James Robinson-esque fashion. Edit: Bernard Manning joke (yes, I know): My aunt's an unorthodox Jew .................... .........
- Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:52 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Cool Things You Did
- Replies: 74
- Views: 19320
Re: Cool Things You Did
In any sense of the word, "mating", it's a rare experience so I do not know if I can attribute the word "always" to it.Jon O'Neill wrote:Do you always puke after mating? My girlfriend does.
- Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:21 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
- Replies: 167
- Views: 22482
Re: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
Am registered.
The first time I loaded chips on this site they asked me for my passport number so I am not surprised they have asked you for phone details.
The first time I loaded chips on this site they asked me for my passport number so I am not surprised they have asked you for phone details.
- Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:31 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
- Replies: 167
- Views: 22482
Re: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
We've both applied to join the club so guess we can't register until we are accepted.
- Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:09 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
- Replies: 167
- Views: 22482
Re: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
What's the password etc? I haven't played this new home game system. Also, my brother wants to play, is that alright?
- Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:24 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
- Replies: 167
- Views: 22482
Re: C4C Poker Tourneys on Pokerstars
I have no creds on poker stars, generally play on FT. After getting my aces cracked by Makepeace's QJ I really don't think I want to ever play with you horrible band of cunts again... ever.
- Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:21 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Cool Things You Did
- Replies: 74
- Views: 19320
Re: Cool Things You Did
On the subject of computer games, I made this animation about a year and a half ago: http://greem.co.uk/pics/cheating_small.gif The cool thing about it is that it got passed around the interwebs a lot and eventually showed up on Jordan Mechner's twitter feed. This. I turned up half an hour late for...
- Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:37 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: The Sun Countdown Footballers Quiz
- Replies: 15
- Views: 3374
Re: The Sun Countdown Footballers Quiz
That's unbelievable.James Robinson wrote:I
1st: Chris Kamara - 24
2nd: Ron Harris - 23
3rd=: Neville Southall & Peter Bonetti - 21
5th=: Neil MacKenzie & Malcolm Macdonald - 17
7th: George Cohen - 15
8th: Dean Windass - 8
Maybe Kammy should apply to be a contestant.
- Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:35 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: aptoSOS - Simulation of a Series
- Replies: 221
- Views: 38046
Re: aptoSOS - Simulation of a Series
Ben and I have been missing each other.Lesley Hines wrote:This seems to have gone awfully quiet recently
Re: Mensa
From what I have seen Mensa does very little for its members. That always tickled me since it's such a blatant rip-off but it's being perpetrated against those who are considered/consider themselves intelligent: oh, the vanity!
- Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:56 am
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Adding letters to form words
- Replies: 32
- Views: 7549
Re: Adding letters to form words
I could only equal you and in a more prosaic fashion.Joseph Krol wrote:J Attempt:
J
JA
JAR
AJAR
RAJAS
RAJAHS
JARRAHS
Can probably be bettered.
J
JO
JOT
JOLT
JOLTS
JOSTLE
JOSTLED
- Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:02 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: When do you go to bed?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3869
Re: When do you go to bed?
I normally got to bed around 2-3 and get up around 7 on work days. Given my sedentary lifestyle I don't think I really need that much sleep.
- Thu Jan 13, 2011 8:00 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Countdowners with Microwaves
- Replies: 12
- Views: 3348
Re: Countdowners with Microwaves
Hah! Brilliant. We had a sharp at home for years as well. Can't remember what it looked like though. It was always my favourite appliance though, just because it was a sharp and because the sharp logo was a symbol of all that was great about football back then http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk...
- Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:34 am
- Forum: apterous.org
- Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Round 1
- Replies: 89
- Views: 21988
Re: Apterous Winter Closed Round 1
DOD versus some dude
I played Ollie Garner too but it seems we had a week off so hopefully Feisty can confirm if this in fact a real match. If we played a real match out of order I don't mind carrying the loss, was outplayed so fair's fair.
I played Ollie Garner too but it seems we had a week off so hopefully Feisty can confirm if this in fact a real match. If we played a real match out of order I don't mind carrying the loss, was outplayed so fair's fair.
- Sat Nov 27, 2010 12:56 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: Countdown in Lincoln 2011- Saturday 29th January
- Replies: 229
- Views: 33737
Re: Countdown in Lincoln 2011- Saturday 29th January
I definitely am now.Marc Meakin wrote:If I didn't trigger a mass exodus (and I leave my cable cutters and step ladder behind) could I enter if i paid me money.
I will be bringing my own lunch (an orange in a clear plastic bag.)
Apropos to nothing is DoD coming lolza.
- Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:46 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Marc Meakin......mentally ill, or misunderstood?
- Replies: 35
- Views: 6142
Re: Marc Meakin......mentally ill, or misunderstood?
Liking all the limericks.
- Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:31 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Marc Meakin......mentally ill, or misunderstood?
- Replies: 35
- Views: 6142
Re: Marc Meakin......mentally ill, or misunderstood?
There once was a man named Mark;
Whose jokes were transported by Ark.
Originally in Latin,
So misshapen an' shat in,
Humour leaves him in the dark.
Whose jokes were transported by Ark.
Originally in Latin,
So misshapen an' shat in,
Humour leaves him in the dark.
- Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:23 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Marc Meakin......mentally ill, or misunderstood?
- Replies: 35
- Views: 6142
Re: Marc Meakin......mentally ill, or misunderstood?
I think you're alright, and your non-flounce deserves some credit. I ask only that you exercise a little more quality control over your sense of humour. I don't know if you're joking Charlie but I do think Marc is fine and he knows that. Obviously the puns and whatnot are taken a bit too far but I ...
- Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:13 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Marc Meakin......mentally ill, or misunderstood?
- Replies: 35
- Views: 6142
Re: Marc Meakin......mentally ill, or misunderstood?
Then I apologise yet again; you're just unfunny and a cunt. Let the (normal/sober) people decide. The people who send death threats at 03:57? There once was a man (?!) Meakin, Mass approval he was often seekin'. For every failed joke, A death threat he'd invoke. But it's from his arse these'd be le...
- Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:03 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Marc Meakin......mentally ill, or misunderstood?
- Replies: 35
- Views: 6142
Re: Marc Meakin......mentally ill, or misunderstood?
Then I apologise yet again; you're just unfunny and a cunt.