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- Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:39 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday July 1st
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3324
Re: Spoilers for Wednesday July 1st
It's been a little bit annoying to see Innis's chance of a high octo score being not jeopardised, but perhaps slightly dampened by players choosing six small when they have no chance of winning. Today was a good example. Its nice to see it when a player is within reasonable range and they want to m...
- Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:00 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Has the Internet killed porn?
- Replies: 51
- Views: 4363
Re: Has the Internet killed porn?
If this thread is intended to mirror the "has apterous killed Countdown" thread, surely you need to be asking yourselves whether internet porn is helping you improve your technique.
Any volunteers? Any useful hints?
Any volunteers? Any useful hints?
- Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:00 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series
- Replies: 276
- Views: 32618
Re: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series
If we have to choose between Ian Hislop / Paul Merton and Jo Frost / Carol Thatcher, can I please vote for Hislop and Merton.
- Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:30 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: In the news again...
- Replies: 52
- Views: 6207
Re: In the news again...
Or join the Euro - the currency for people who can't handle arithmetic. Not quite the universal panacea - my last three foreign holidays were Norway, Switzerland and the USA. Besides, it's a bit difficult to do on an indivdual basis, isn't it? :? True. And in the USA you get screwed by sales tax if...
- Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:41 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Honest opinions
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3528
Re: Honest opinions
I'm sceptical that this kind of gig could ever take off. You might get a handful of genuinely grieving middle-aged moms but you won't get them to rock - they will just coalesce into snivelling groups. Younger people would split into the ones who have better stuff to listen to and those who find MJ w...
- Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:29 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Has apterous killed Countdown?
- Replies: 107
- Views: 12313
Re: Has apterous killed Countdown?
I wonder if we are slowly heading towards 2 different types of game: the parlour game, in which I feel I can participate to some extent as a viewer, and the more esoteric type of game, which alienates me. I agree. I think that now I have seen just how good people can be, and seen here on the forum ...
- Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:34 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series
- Replies: 276
- Views: 32618
Re: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series
I think c4c can be a fairly brutal place for newbies, but the cool ones and Matt Morrison seem to brush it off just fine. Apart from the hard core who know each other well everyone is judged only by what they post, and some do tend to snap judgements Soap actors and sportsmen are all the same inasm...
- Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:59 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series
- Replies: 276
- Views: 32618
Re: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series
David Williams wrote:You don't really do irony, do you?
If your irony doesn't come across then it is you that has failed.
When spelling matters I look it up, when it doesn't, I don't. But I can spell important names - like Srinivasa Ramanujan.David Williams wrote:Or spelling, when it comes to your idols.
- Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:23 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series
- Replies: 276
- Views: 32618
Re: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series
All I am agreeing with, is that one can very easily have too many retired footballers. I admit that I may well be basing my estimate of the interestingness of retired footballers on a prejudiced assessment of the interestingness of David Beckham, should he ever retire. I don't keep a tally of the D...
- Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:22 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series
- Replies: 276
- Views: 32618
Re: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series
I do agree with you about retired footballers, though, ... I'm still puzzled about these retired footballers (plural) who you have now mentioned too. As far as I can see, there has only been one in the past, and he was certainly not invited as an ex football player ; he never really made the grade,...
- Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:42 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series
- Replies: 276
- Views: 32618
Re: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series
I always thought you were a nice lad when you were on Countdown. Just shows you. Bear in mind Sarcasm is the Lowest form of Wit! Maybe for retired footballer..I should have put retired sportsman. Silly me! No i am not ignorant..I have two degrees and taught in an inner city school for thirty plus u...
- Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:35 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Production Team Stress II
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1082
Re: Production Team Stress II
How difficult can it be to manage a floor? The thing just lies there...Matthew Green wrote:I heard that the Floor Manager got so stressed he bleached his skin white and had an affair with a 13 yr old boy.
- Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:30 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: The Mayor in the Chair
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1894
Re: The Mayor in the Chair
I must go on record to say that I never found his jackets or ties in any way exceptionable. Colourful, yes, eccentric even, yes, but there is nothing wrong with that.
But I cannot even think of the "how Dutch is that moggy" joke without breaking up.
But I cannot even think of the "how Dutch is that moggy" joke without breaking up.
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:16 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: spoilerz for Wednesday 24th June 2009
- Replies: 38
- Views: 3416
Re: spoilerz for Wednesday 24th June 2009
He never comes across very well with a totally dead audience, but somebody seems to have woken them up a bit for the last few 'days'. Or is that only the forumites we hear laughing?Ian Fitzpatrick wrote:I thought he was better yesterday (Wed) but poor on Monday and Tuesday.
- Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:12 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: In the news again...
- Replies: 52
- Views: 6207
Re: In the news again...
Rachel was on Tony Snell's show on Radio Merseyside this morning, explaining that some survey revealed that some percentage of people in your area don't know what things abroad cost and it was a good idea to write down the exchange rate before you go. And doubtless other things, but my toast was re...
- Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:33 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Which two letters come next in the sequence?
- Replies: 81
- Views: 9930
Re: Which two letters come next in the sequence?
On a happily topical note: is this one of the many series that ends up at "MC"?
- Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:39 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What's the best car you've ever had?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 6578
Re: What's the best car you've ever had?
That must be it!David Williams wrote:So you have unusually low-slung eyes?Rosemary Roberts wrote: I'm only average height but the seat jacks up by a good six inches. And I still can't see out.
- Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:21 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What's the best car you've ever had?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 6578
Re: What's the best car you've ever had?
Best car yet is my current one, an ancient Mercedes Benz A Class 160. It's delightful to drive and offers a very comfortable ride. But even with my seat jacked up so that my head brushes the roof (the 160 is a very small car) I have difficulty reversing. I'm still waiting for a car that I can see o...
- Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:39 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What's the best car you've ever had?
- Replies: 31
- Views: 6578
Re: What's the best car you've ever had?
Best car yet is my current one, an ancient Mercedes Benz A Class 160. It's delightful to drive and offers a very comfortable ride. But even with my seat jacked up so that my head brushes the roof (the 160 is a very small car) I have difficulty reversing. I'm still waiting for a car that I can see ou...
- Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:57 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: In the news again...
- Replies: 52
- Views: 6207
Re: In the news again...
Err there is a 1 month break in the summer. Series 61 is already well underway with recordings and they are into September now for transmission dates already. Thanks for the information, Kirk. It doesn't surprise me that there should be something of a break, but a whole month does seem unnecessaril...
- Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:02 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: In the news again...
- Replies: 52
- Views: 6207
Re: In the news again...
That will happen, David, from September onwards. It is not immediately obvious why such a change would have to wait until September, Damian, unless you have so many shows already in the can. I hope you aren't implying that after next week we will have to survive a three-month summer break before th...
- Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:32 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: A question for old people
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2280
Re: A question for old people
What is it with you typewriter generation and hitting space before exclamation marks? It looks weird ! I sometimes do it and I know why I do it: the font my system uses is very cramped and punctuation marks, particularly exclamation marks, just don't show up at the end of a paragraph. In many cases...
- Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:47 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Friday 12 June [Series 60 2nd QF]
- Replies: 48
- Views: 4799
Re: Spoilers for Friday 12 June [Series 60 2nd QF]
Did anyone else think that Rachel's description of pi was terrible? All she had to say was that it's the length of the circumference of a circle divided by the diameter. If you want to say other stuff in addition to that, fair enough but instead ?! No-one watching that who didn't already know what ...
- Sat Jun 13, 2009 6:43 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: In the news again...
- Replies: 52
- Views: 6207
Re: In the news again...
It shows you how serious this whole earpiece thing is if it's mentioned on Have I Got News For You , as it was last night! To do HIGNFY justice, they did make it quite plain that there has always been an earpiece, that it has always been known that there was an earpiece, and that the presenters on ...
- Tue Jun 09, 2009 10:38 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday June 9
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3462
Re: Spoilers for Tuesday June 9
For years I've been looking forward to somebody saying that!Junaid Mubeen wrote:1st numbers alt:Mark Kudlowski wrote:1st numbers alt:
(75 - (10 + 2 + 2)) x 7
(75 - (10 + 2 + 2)) x 7,
where I transposed the pair of 2s.
- Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:42 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Monday June 8th
- Replies: 23
- Views: 3157
Re: Spoilers for Monday June 8th
There once was a young girl from Southend on Sea who wasn't quite sure what she wanted to be 'til recession kicked in and our Carol got binned and now she works on Countdown where she is regularly subjected to flirtatious behaviour by the show's presenter Jeff Stelling. I know it's a bit of a joke,...
- Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:31 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Friday June 5th
- Replies: 19
- Views: 2803
Re: Spoilers for Friday June 5th
A rather silly solution to the first numbers game, but it illustrates a useful trick:
((75 / 3) * 4 + 9) * 6 = 654
I always think the division operator gets short shrift, so I take every chance to use it.
((75 / 3) * 4 + 9) * 6 = 654
I always think the division operator gets short shrift, so I take every chance to use it.
- Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:28 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday, 3rd June
- Replies: 32
- Views: 4608
Re: Spoilers for Wednesday, 3rd June
I always thought specialty was an American word, and specialIty was the British version. I personally have never heard anyone in England say specialty in conversation YET, but perhaps it is another one of those that are creeping in through the proliferation of American films and TV. If it were mere...
- Thu May 14, 2009 3:18 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Railway strikes, the causes and the aftermaths
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1616
Re: Railway strikes, the causes and the aftermaths
Germany had a network of autobahns before the war. Hitler was very keen on the Reichsautobahnen. They were much promoted, both as propaganda and as a means of reducing unemployment. During the war, people demolished some sections in order to harvest the tarmac as fuel. No doubt they risked being sh...
- Wed May 13, 2009 12:45 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Gender
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2960
Re: Gender
That could be fun - the "stronger" player being the one who can persuade his* partner to play his* dubious 8 instead of her* well-founded 9. But I'm not sure it would be Countdown as we know it.Clive Brooker wrote:We need a partnership version of Countdown?
* or vice versa, of course.
- Tue May 12, 2009 5:18 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Gender
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2960
Re: Gender
So in fact what you mean is the world doesn't need more bad meta-analyses, conducted by people who don't understand statistics (that is to say, like most scientists I've encountered). I find it surprising that someone with a maths degree would not construct their statements (like "If there is ...
- Tue May 12, 2009 4:36 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Gender
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2960
Re: Gender
Tell me, do you have a background in statistics? Because it sounds like you don't really know what you're talking about. Umm, medical meta-analyses have saved thousands of lives. I wasn't intending to imply anything about medical research or meta-analyses of same, which is much better designed and ...
- Tue May 12, 2009 4:27 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Gender
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2960
Re: Gender
Patronising and wrong, good work. Have you tried the Daily Mail? You might like it. Patronising, certainly, that was intentional because I know how annoying it is. But how am I wrong. Most of the arguments carried out online - even here - are entirely pointless. And yes, I have tried the Daily Mail...
- Tue May 12, 2009 4:23 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Gender
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2960
Re: Gender
Also, it would not be very hard to research something like that. The most obvious thing that springs to mind is to just do a meta-analysis of the hundreds, if not thousands, of papers already looking at boys vs girls. I could probably do something like that in my spare time - not everything needs a...
- Tue May 12, 2009 4:13 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Gender
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2960
Re: Gender
So to summarise your argument, "I'm old, now shut up." I think there was a little more in my argument than that. And it was you that said In the absence of real data, it's just as wrong to assume that two groups of people are equally good as to assume that one is better than the other. Th...
- Tue May 12, 2009 3:46 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Gender
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2960
Re: Gender
Not only does talent not correlate to sex How do you know that? Well - to take a small sample - look at you, look at me. From where I sit it is entirely obvious that you are just as talented as I was at your age. Maybe a bit more, but not a lot, and I could also knit, write comic verse and bake par...
- Tue May 12, 2009 2:50 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Gender
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2960
Re: Gender
we just don't know how many young girls are given similar training and turn out to be rubbish. ... or boys ... Not only does talent not correlate to sex, it doesn't correlate to "putting oneself forward" either. Look at all the people who turn up hoping to be a Superstar and turn out to b...
- Tue May 12, 2009 11:03 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Gender
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2960
Re: Gender
I'm sure that that, on the other hand, is absolutely right !David Roe wrote:Mine's not a snap judgement, I've had 27 years thinking about it. (Which of course doesn't mean it can't be wrong.)
- Tue May 12, 2009 10:29 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Gender
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2960
Re: Gender
I remember a 15 year old winning a few years back, and the presenter (can't remember who) saying she was the youngest ever female winner. I don't think that's changed. So, in 27 years, there's never been a girl champion under 15, while boys under 15 have had several Octochamps? It almost certainly ...
- Mon May 11, 2009 10:58 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Gender
- Replies: 44
- Views: 2960
Re: Gender
And girls are still indoctrinated, from an early age, not to put themselves forward. I would guess that modern girls put up more of a fight than in my day, but there is still a lot of unwillingness to stand out. But you lads are all fathers, sons, brothers and/or paramours: why aren't you encouragin...
Re: Veggies
As regards climate change, I consider it to be entirely a scientific issue. What exactly is happening and what is causing it (and what not) is not a matter of opinion, and therefore not a political question. Why is it not a matter of opinion? I don't think scientists have all the answers. You (pres...
- Tue May 05, 2009 4:11 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
- Topic: Monday 4th May 2009 (Series 60, Prelim 62)
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2243
Re: Monday 4th May 2009 (Series 60, Prelim 62)
Poor you !Howard Somerset wrote:... I was suffering a bit yesterday... too much wine with the meal.
Re: Veggies
IAWTPJon Corby wrote:If cardboard pigs don't make a difference, I don't know what will.
Re: Veggies
Why is it that hardly anyone has entered discussion on the cruel life of 'farmed' animals rather than the death. Death is no problem to any of us; it is life that is the problem - if you see what I mean. I agree. I have always thought that anyone who is genuinely upset by the cruel treatment of far...
Re: Veggies
Particularly in winter.Gavin Chipper wrote:It's cool to be against wearing fur.
Re: Veggies
If people are making a serious attempt to look beyond their own biases and engage in thoughtful discussion about a problem that could potentially be improved by political action, I don't think that deserves to be labelled as axe grinding. True. But in my experience, they aren't. And I don't believe...
Re: Veggies
and it sounded like you were dismissing any attempt to discuss it in a political context as axe-grinding I'm afraid that is pretty much what I do dismiss - I don't ever hear any cogent arguments from any sides, only the grinding of axes. So far as I have observed in quite a long life, politics is o...
Re: Veggies
your territory? p.s. Our territory. what exactly makes the off-topic forum your territory? I don't agree with a lot of what Stuart said but he has every right to make his point on here. Of course this is your territory, Charlie, and ours, Stuart, I wasn't intending to claim any exclusive rights. I ...
Re: Veggies
The meat industry is bad for other moral reasons... You're citing climate change as a moral issue? I strongly disagree. Nor is it a political one, any more than nuclear power is a moral or political issue. Both are scientific questions that are artificially moralicised* and politicised by people wi...
- Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:22 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unfortunate names
- Replies: 37
- Views: 4471
Re: Unfortunate names
My father was a church organist and choirmaster. One of the ladies in his choir was Annie Mann, which apparently occasioned much merriment when they sang Psalm 147, in which the Lord "hath no pleasure in the strength of an horse, neither delighteth he in Annie Mann's legs ". You probably h...
- Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:10 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Tastes in comedy
- Replies: 72
- Views: 8416
Re: Tastes in comedy
Complaining about lack of poll options is like saying "why did you write this romance novel, a thriller would've been much better." You can't criticise things for what they aren't. Where appropriate I could certainly say "the romantic parts of this novel are crap, but the thrilling p...
- Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:20 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Tastes in comedy
- Replies: 72
- Views: 8416
Re: Tastes in comedy
We understand it all right, we just don't agree with the choices offered.Jon Corby wrote:Why does nobody understand "which of the following"?
I really wouldn't have picked you as the one to insist on slavish compliance with an arbitrary set of rules.
- Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:14 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Tastes in comedy
- Replies: 72
- Views: 8416
Re: Tastes in comedy
French & Saunders by a mileIan Fitzpatrick wrote:Peter Cook and Dudley Moore by a long wayDerek Hazell wrote:
Which of the following is your favourite double act?
- Morecambe and Wise
The Two Ronnies
Little and Large
Cannon and Ball
Matt Morrison and Phil Reynolds
- Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:24 am
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: The Weakest Link
- Replies: 204
- Views: 30812
Re: The Weakest Link
Finished my blog :D I've put it here in its very own thread! But where's "here" Dinos ? http://i44.tinypic.com/sfz82e.jpg I'm sure there's a joke to be made about a weak link. Thanks, Matt. I evidently am the weakest link. I just naturally assumed that "here" was a hot link.
- Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:50 am
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: The Weakest Link
- Replies: 204
- Views: 30812
Re: The Weakest Link
But where's "here" Dinos ?Dinos Sfyris wrote:Finished my blog I've put it here in its very own thread! Be warned its very long-winded! Unfortunately there was a malady with the data tables I copied and pasted from Word. Is there a better way of putting stuff like that in?
Cheers
Dinos
- Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:01 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Monday 27th April
- Replies: 43
- Views: 4227
Re: Spoilers for Monday 27th April
It must have been - even I got it immediately.JackHurst wrote:Does anyone else agree that todays conundrum was possibly the most blatantly obvious one of the series?
- Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:00 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Monday 27th April
- Replies: 43
- Views: 4227
Re: Spoilers for Monday 27th April
Day One of another week's Countdown and Gyles is losing no time in invading Susie's personal space. He is really annoying and the team need to help Susie out of this - or did they? What a space-invading wanker and at his age he has not learnt. I found Gyles so frustratingly annoying today. Is respe...
- Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:20 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Health and safety on the railways? It didn't exist
- Replies: 74
- Views: 9434
Re: Health and safety on the railways? It didn't e
Rosemary, You modern Ladies never cease to amaze me with your knowledge. When I was a young man, Ladies used to just sit in an armchair knitting socks. Surely not, George. I'm sure your mother did a great deal more with her life than that, even if most of her time was probably spend waiting on your...
- Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:09 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Health and safety on the railways? It didn't exist
- Replies: 74
- Views: 9434
Re: Health and safety on the railways? It didn't e
As for not stopping and technology. No, it was not solved. Nowadays you do have computers running the interlocking systems that are supposed to prevent serious crashes. But even the most failsafe software boasts only of "99.99% availability", and over a year that works out at rather more ...
- Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:48 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Friday 24th April
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2253
Re: Spoilers for Friday 24th April
FROTTED isn't in the dictionary yet sadly, but for those of you who like slang, frotting is rubbing yourself up against the person in front of you in a queue. That's FROTTAGE, which is in the dictionary, although there's no verb form. Ah yes, also understood to mean "I notice you are wearing s...