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by Fred Mumford
Mon Aug 25, 2025 3:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Have you ever gone back to Your Childhood School etc to work?
Replies: 4
Views: 1501

Re: Have you ever gone back to Your Childhood School etc to work?

Only ever went back for a bungled break-in attempt. Going back to your old school to teach seems a remarkably dull and unambitious thing to do. Robin Williams' character in Dead Poets Society had no credibility at all with his carpe diem and make your lives extraordinary spiel. Practise what you pre...
by Fred Mumford
Sun Jul 20, 2025 10:24 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 813
Views: 745541

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Who is on your ignore list? I've never added anyone. Nor had I until about 4 years ago. Far too many to name, though quite a few have subsequently been banned so I could probably cull the list quite a bit. Typically I like to avoid the rabid, venomous new type of fan, obsessed with a particular dri...
by Fred Mumford
Tue Jul 15, 2025 2:48 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 813
Views: 745541

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Good point re sennafan24, haven't seen him around much.

Sterzo is great, although he has been going to races since the 1950s so he was in no danger of being on my shortlist for you.
by Fred Mumford
Tue Jul 15, 2025 1:58 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 813
Views: 745541

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

I suppose I would have considered members such as Risil, F1Frog, cpbell, gillesfan76, sennafan24, Blundle, JimmyClark, eab, NewMrMe on a shortlist. Bound to have forgotten a few others. Hopefully nothing too offensive there, none of them are on my ignore list (an increasingly impressive achievement ...
by Fred Mumford
Mon Jul 14, 2025 6:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 813
Views: 745541

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Gavin Chipper wrote: Mon Jul 14, 2025 5:42 pmWhat's the conclusion then?
If I had listed 10 suspects, you would probably have been on the list, but it was by no means obvious. You're obviously much better at this than I am.

I'm not completely convinced you really had that dream though!
by Fred Mumford
Fri Jul 11, 2025 9:12 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 813
Views: 745541

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

I wonder if there is a Venn Diagram for Countdown ears who like formula 1 Also what did you think of F1 film Fred? I did form the impression there are quite a few F1 fans here yet there's no active thread about it. Haven't seen the film yet, and probably won't before it is shown on terrestrial TV. ...
by Fred Mumford
Fri Jul 11, 2025 9:06 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 813
Views: 745541

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Gavin Chipper wrote: Fri Jul 11, 2025 4:36 pm I'll post something in the stats thread in the next few days as some sort of clue, and you can reply in a similar manner if you want.
Sounds good. I will let you know how surprised I am by your identity.
by Fred Mumford
Fri Jul 11, 2025 4:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 813
Views: 745541

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

It does not. Everyone posts in that thread. And hardly any of it is crazy, often not F1, and occasionally not even a sodding statistic. What you need to do is include some subtle clue in the next post you make over there, and if I can't pick up on it then I don't deserve to know. Or we could both ag...
by Fred Mumford
Fri Jul 11, 2025 3:40 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 813
Views: 745541

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

If you aren't one of the people you linked to then I have no idea. That place must have thousands of active members. It would be much easier the other way round, discovering a Countdowner over there and having to work out who they are on here.
by Fred Mumford
Fri Jul 11, 2025 1:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 813
Views: 745541

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

Fair enough. Do you post there often enough that I should be able to work out who you are? (If not, then just tell me!)
by Fred Mumford
Fri Jul 11, 2025 12:19 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 813
Views: 745541

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

I have a chart, the first column being a list of all the Autosport forumers and the second column being the probability of being Fred Mumford, and the top name begins with C. Yep, sounds like a perfectly normal thing to do. I want to see the top 5, then I will mull over whether to be offended or not.
by Fred Mumford
Fri Jul 11, 2025 9:21 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Replies: 813
Views: 745541

Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams

I met Fred Mumford at some Countdown event or something. I asked him what his user name was on the Autosport forum. He was a bit coy about it. I asked if it began with C and he said no, which blew my theory out of the water What did I look like? I do often get called something beginning with a C, b...
by Fred Mumford
Sat Jul 05, 2025 9:16 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 10th June 2025 (Series 91, Heat 112)
Replies: 9
Views: 3030

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 10th June 2025 (Series 91, Heat 112)

Any computer analysis will tell you that 2 large is the easiest selection, but for humans it can indeed be tricky because with 1 large there is an obvious first plan of attack whereas with 2 large it's not always obvious where to start.

It's the Lotus 77 of number selections.
by Fred Mumford
Thu May 29, 2025 9:21 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 28th May 2025 (Series 91, Heat 103)
Replies: 6
Views: 1247

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 28th May 2025 (Series 91, Heat 103)

Are you guys being serious? I should shake my head and mutter something under my breath about "typical millennials" but maybe the term really did go for a burton about 40 years ago and I never realised. I'm sure I've used it fairly recently without getting any quizzical looks though.
by Fred Mumford
Sun May 11, 2025 7:41 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: C4C downtime
Replies: 31
Views: 26919

Re: C4C downtime

The Autosport forum is down now for some reason. That was a max users exceeded error too, perhaps some kind of bot attack on both sites? Having been a regular poster on that forum for 20 years, that's the first time I can remember any forum meltdown for that reason. Did Norris criticise Max or some...
by Fred Mumford
Sat Mar 01, 2025 10:05 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Greatest Ever Sportsman?
Replies: 134
Views: 69336

Re: Greatest Ever Sportsman?

Easier for a pole vaulter to do that than for most other events though. If Bob Beamon could have worked up to 8.90m in 1cm increments he'd have broken the world record over 50 times.
by Fred Mumford
Fri Jan 03, 2025 10:35 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Poll: When Did You Start Watching Countdown?
Replies: 29
Views: 30589

Re: Poll: When Did You Start Watching Countdown?

Did you watch the very first edition on 2nd of November 1982? Yes, and although it did sound like the kind of programme I would like, the main reason for watching was obviously to see the launch of a new channel. I think I did continue to watch Countdown for the next few weeks but after that I doub...
by Fred Mumford
Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:59 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Deathwatch 2017
Replies: 467
Views: 341431

Re: Deathwatch 2017

I had the same impression.
by Fred Mumford
Sun Aug 20, 2023 7:52 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown ELO Ratings
Replies: 26
Views: 13887

Re: Countdown ELO Ratings

Stewart Gordon wrote: Sun Aug 20, 2023 12:43 am
JackHurst wrote: Thu Aug 10, 2023 9:19 pm FAQs
What does this stand for?
Lots of people have been asking that.
by Fred Mumford
Thu Aug 17, 2023 9:32 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 735
Views: 592633

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

If you can read that then what do you need the glasses for?
by Fred Mumford
Thu Jun 29, 2023 10:43 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1805
Views: 1953421

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Marc Meakin wrote: Thu Jun 29, 2023 9:03 am Top ten singles in 1984 is better somehow than top 10 singles in 1984
This made me think of another one: why do we not put a comma to separate the thousands when talking about years?
by Fred Mumford
Wed Jun 28, 2023 12:40 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 27th June 2023 (Series 87, SF1)
Replies: 11
Views: 3261

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 27th June 2023 (Series 87, SF1)

Gavin Chipper wrote: Wed Jun 28, 2023 12:16 pm Edit - Perez, Ascari, Clark? Presumably Ascari and Clark got the max points from the best x of y scoring. And Perez is Max's team-mate.
Yes on Ascari and Clark. They fit the achievement better and also have the advantage of being less transient. In 5 years time the Sergio name may confuse.
by Fred Mumford
Wed Jun 28, 2023 11:40 am
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 27th June 2023 (Series 87, SF1)
Replies: 11
Views: 3261

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 27th June 2023 (Series 87, SF1)

Johnny Canuck wrote: Tue Jun 27, 2023 10:42 pm A "Sergio game", perhaps?
I vote for an "Alberto" game (a "Jim" game is also appropriate but the name is perhaps too common), where someone gets a maximum possible points score without getting the best possible result in every round.
by Fred Mumford
Tue Dec 13, 2022 11:13 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 735
Views: 592633

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Marc Meakin wrote: Tue Dec 13, 2022 10:24 am That you can buy mince pies with sell by dates before Christmas
I especially recommend Morrisons, where you can buy mince pies with sell by dates three weeks before you buy them :evil:
by Fred Mumford
Wed Oct 26, 2022 7:58 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Ask Graeme?
Replies: 1858
Views: 1556818

Re: Ask Graeme?

In fairness I would trust that website more for Countdown queries than F1 queries. The first thing I ever looked up on it was wrong.
by Fred Mumford
Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:55 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Myriad
Replies: 3
Views: 2614

Re: Myriad

I think when aged about 12 I wondered why the word was used without the "a" infront and was told that the word means 10,000 and so should have the same grammatical treatment. It had never been an issue for me since. Thanks.
by Fred Mumford
Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:19 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Things you can't un-notice
Replies: 16
Views: 2366

Re: Things you can't un-notice

Art Garfunkel's enormous moustache on the album cover photo for Bridge over Troubled Water.
by Fred Mumford
Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:08 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1805
Views: 1953421

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Racing drivers often made that claim, especially in the days when the cars caught fire easily and the marshals wore t-shirts and smoked. I didn't know road users argued against belts on safety grounds, I assumed it was just about comfort and infringements of civil liberties etc.
by Fred Mumford
Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1805
Views: 1953421

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

A lot of drivers hated it. I spent part of January 31st 1983 gesticulating to unbelted drivers, correctly anticipating how much it would wind them up. Clearly belts are uncomfortable and restricting. That's why. How anyone could think the downsides outweigh the upsides is beyond me though.
by Fred Mumford
Sat Jul 23, 2022 9:43 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics
Replies: 283
Views: 182983

Re: Track and Field Athletics

Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Jul 23, 2022 7:08 pm Race walking is a joke event.
It's not even proper walking, it's basically "nearly running".

Whoever invented it should be forced to participate in a new event, "nearly swimming".
by Fred Mumford
Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:45 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Wordle
Replies: 81
Views: 33283

Re: Wordle

If you get the correct word first time on Wordle it calls you a genius. That's the last thing you are, you're either very lucky or a cheat. No skill involved.
by Fred Mumford
Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:41 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics
Replies: 283
Views: 182983

Re: Track and Field Athletics

There may be something important I've not considered, I suppose one concern is that reaction times would immediately be vastly improved across the board, which for sprint races in particular would mean a huge improvement in everyone's times, making comparisons to past performances impossible. Obvio...
by Fred Mumford
Sun Jun 12, 2022 9:55 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 735
Views: 592633

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Since Yesterday was about nuclear war apparently.

I even took years to get what Enola Gay and I Don't Like Mondays were about.
by Fred Mumford
Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Absolutely terrible claims to fame/celebrity spots
Replies: 74
Views: 38816

Re: Absolutely terrible claims to fame/celebrity spots

He was the one defender who had the measure of George Best.
by Fred Mumford
Sun May 29, 2022 5:42 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What computer games have you been playing lately?
Replies: 105
Views: 69725

Re: What computer games have you been playing lately?

The main character in Kokotoni Wilf looked kind of religious. Not Jesus, but thought it was worth a mention for elimination purposes.
by Fred Mumford
Thu May 26, 2022 1:03 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Favourite sayings
Replies: 12
Views: 5140

Re: Favourite sayings

Paul Anderson wrote: Thu May 26, 2022 12:53 pm Ha, at least it's catchy, unlike your Mrs Lincoln one, whatever that means...sounds awfully parochial
The reference is to Abraham Lincoln's assassination in a theatre, so you can probably deduce when to use it from that.
by Fred Mumford
Thu May 26, 2022 10:35 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Favourite sayings
Replies: 12
Views: 5140

Re: Favourite sayings

Paul Anderson wrote: Thu May 26, 2022 9:32 am Wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire?
That's a terrible saying, as I am not sure which option is worse.

Two I like are " yes Mrs Lincoln, but apart from that did you enjoy the play?" and "about as much use as a snooze button on a smoke alarm".
by Fred Mumford
Mon May 09, 2022 1:37 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Down for the count
Replies: 9
Views: 8826

Re: Down for the count

I was in the "got three of them quickly, but took ages on the final one" club, but would be interested to know if we all struggled on the same number. The one that took me longest was the third in Callum's list, possibly because with the others I sort of knew those numbers must be gettable...
by Fred Mumford
Wed May 04, 2022 9:50 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Anne Robinson to leave Countdown
Replies: 110
Views: 28831

Re: Anne Robinson to leave Countdown

It's like bringing in Mo Farah to do the athletics because he's a superstar athlete, but unfortunately the event required on the show is the 100m sprint. Actually I suppose it isn't really like that at all, but the point is that whilst there is some correlation between maths academic achievement and...
by Fred Mumford
Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:08 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Wordle
Replies: 81
Views: 33283

Re: Wordle

I noticed a few people failed on yesterday's Wordle (CATER). They got the ATER and ran out of guesses for the first letter. I went for WHEEL. Took out WATER, HATER and LATER in one go. That's how you're supposed to play, losers. I had REACT after 2 goes (5 yellows), and it took me an embarrassingly...
by Fred Mumford
Wed Mar 09, 2022 4:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 9th March 2022 (Series 85, Prelim 48)
Replies: 7
Views: 1591

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 9 March 2022 (Series 85, Prelim 48)

Philip A wrote: Wed Mar 09, 2022 2:50 pm R13: can stick the R on SUICIDE for SUICIDER.
That sounds like someone who does it on a regular basis.
by Fred Mumford
Wed Mar 09, 2022 11:07 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1805
Views: 1953421

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Does the Flat Earth Society have a Global President?
by Fred Mumford
Tue Mar 08, 2022 8:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Sports you would like to see.
Replies: 13
Views: 2130

Re: Sports you would like to see.

British Bulldog played with professional teams.

Monkey tennis.
by Fred Mumford
Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:58 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Fact or Bullshit
Replies: 27
Views: 4086

Re: Fact or Bullshit

I seem to remember years ago Carol Vorderman calculating that the dead outnumber the living by 10 to 1. Whether this was on Countdown, How 2 or something else, I can't remember. I can remember a bit more than you about this in that I know it wasn't on Countdown, but can't recall what show it was. I...
by Fred Mumford
Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:43 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Fact or Bullshit
Replies: 27
Views: 4086

Re: Fact or Bullshit

I thought factoids were things that aren't really true.
by Fred Mumford
Fri Feb 25, 2022 7:03 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Putin/Russia invading Ukraine
Replies: 19
Views: 4074

Re: Putin/Russia invading Ukraine

I guessed you would know that.
by Fred Mumford
Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:59 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Putin/Russia invading Ukraine
Replies: 19
Views: 4074

Re: Putin/Russia invading Ukraine

Marc Meakin wrote: Fri Feb 25, 2022 1:10 pm The Champions League final will no longer be in St Petersberg
The Russian GP might be off but Indycar is racing at St Petersburg this weekend guilt free.
by Fred Mumford
Mon Feb 21, 2022 4:30 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Nostalgia Isn't What It Used To Be
Replies: 5
Views: 1441

Re: Nostalgia Isn't What It Used To Be

Disagree about Grange Hill, I've been watching the very early series recently and am impressed by the writing - realism, humour and the absence of anything preachy.

I'm surprised they didn't bother doing re-takes whenever someone fluffed their lines though.
by Fred Mumford
Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:33 am
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: The Monty Hall Problem
Replies: 22
Views: 15928

Re: The Monty Hall Problem

There's similar issues with that question about someone who has 2 kids and at least 1 is a boy - what is the probability of them both being boys? Clearly the answer isn't particularly interesting if it's 1/2, so they want the correct answer to be 1/3 - but that entirely depends on how the question i...
by Fred Mumford
Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:31 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: The Monty Hall Problem
Replies: 22
Views: 15928

Re: The Monty Hall Problem

I'd also be interested to see how important you think the wording of the problem is It's critical. The way you have worded the puzzle, switching would not necessarily change your chances. You have to emphasise that Monty will always open an empty door. For me the biggest puzzle about the Monty Hall...
by Fred Mumford
Thu Jan 27, 2022 7:55 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 27th January 2022 (Series 85, Prelim 19)
Replies: 19
Views: 4712

Re: Spoilers for Thursday 27 January 2022 (Series 85, Prelim 19)

Dylan Taylor scored a debut 120 out of a max 121, so that can only be 14 maxes.
by Fred Mumford
Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:48 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 13th January 2022 (Series 85, Prelim 9)
Replies: 13
Views: 2935

Re: Spoilers for Thursday 13 January 2022 (Series 85, Prelim 9)

Maybe slightly under 90% if someone flags it up on a forum that gets frequented by the series producer.
by Fred Mumford
Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:16 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Moneybags
Replies: 8
Views: 8204

Re: Moneybags

Have watched this a few times now, and I find myself wondering why they bother having questions on it at all. None of the contestants ever seem to know anything, and are almost always just picking up bags at random - often displaying poor tactical play to complement their woeful lack of any general ...
by Fred Mumford
Tue Dec 07, 2021 7:43 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1805
Views: 1953421

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Still thinking about Mama Cass and Zsa Zsa Gabor no doubt.
by Fred Mumford
Fri Dec 03, 2021 4:08 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Mondegreens
Replies: 130
Views: 58412

Re: Mondegreens

I remember my disappointment when I realised that the lyric in Creeque Alley about who is sat in the coffee shop is really (John) "Sebastian" rather than "the bastards".
by Fred Mumford
Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:56 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1805
Views: 1953421

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

If heart attacks are more lethal for women than men, why is Mama Cass literally the only woman I can think of (famous or otherwise) who died from a heart attack?
by Fred Mumford
Thu Oct 21, 2021 9:03 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 21st October 2021 (Series 84, Prelim 83)
Replies: 7
Views: 1812

Re: Spoilers for Thursday 21 October 2021 (Seriee 84, Prelim 83)

Emlyn Hughes once stole a win in an episode of A Question Of Sport after Bill Beaumont's team was asked the rugby question "who won the Stewart Wrightson Trophy last year?". Beaumont's incorrect guess of the Army rather gave the game away to the otherwise clueless Hughes.
by Fred Mumford
Thu Oct 07, 2021 9:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 920
Views: 693000

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Marc Meakin wrote: Thu Oct 07, 2021 6:47 pmNot crap per se but not the best drummer in the Beatles
There's no record of Lennon ever actually saying that, even though it sounds like the sort of thing he would say. Bit like Hemingway, he sometimes gets credited for saying things he didn't.
by Fred Mumford
Sun Sep 26, 2021 6:37 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 735
Views: 592633

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Mark Deeks wrote: Sun Sep 26, 2021 6:26 pm When the electric toothbrush drops power every thirty seconds or so, it's not broken. It's a deliberate signal.
To avoid you making a fool of yourself in your first show as host, please be aware that the same is true of the Countdown clock.
by Fred Mumford
Sun Sep 19, 2021 6:38 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Biggest sporting upsets or long odds victory?
Replies: 30
Views: 7605

Re: Biggest sporting upsets or long odds victory?

Susanna Raganelli was a world champion in karting, beating the likes of all time F1 great Ronnie Peterson.

Michele Mouton was an excellent rally driver, but not quite the very best. She was runner up in the 1982 world rally championship though.