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- Mon Aug 25, 2025 3:17 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Have you ever gone back to Your Childhood School etc to work?
- Replies: 4
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Re: Have you ever gone back to Your Childhood School etc to work?
Only ever went back for a bungled break-in attempt. Going back to your old school to teach seems a remarkably dull and unambitious thing to do. Robin Williams' character in Dead Poets Society had no credibility at all with his carpe diem and make your lives extraordinary spiel. Practise what you pre...
- Sun Jul 20, 2025 10:24 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 813
- Views: 745541
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Who is on your ignore list? I've never added anyone. Nor had I until about 4 years ago. Far too many to name, though quite a few have subsequently been banned so I could probably cull the list quite a bit. Typically I like to avoid the rabid, venomous new type of fan, obsessed with a particular dri...
- Tue Jul 15, 2025 2:48 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 813
- Views: 745541
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Good point re sennafan24, haven't seen him around much.
Sterzo is great, although he has been going to races since the 1950s so he was in no danger of being on my shortlist for you.
Sterzo is great, although he has been going to races since the 1950s so he was in no danger of being on my shortlist for you.
- Tue Jul 15, 2025 1:58 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 813
- Views: 745541
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
I suppose I would have considered members such as Risil, F1Frog, cpbell, gillesfan76, sennafan24, Blundle, JimmyClark, eab, NewMrMe on a shortlist. Bound to have forgotten a few others. Hopefully nothing too offensive there, none of them are on my ignore list (an increasingly impressive achievement ...
- Mon Jul 14, 2025 6:18 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 813
- Views: 745541
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
If I had listed 10 suspects, you would probably have been on the list, but it was by no means obvious. You're obviously much better at this than I am.
I'm not completely convinced you really had that dream though!
- Fri Jul 11, 2025 9:12 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 813
- Views: 745541
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
I wonder if there is a Venn Diagram for Countdown ears who like formula 1 Also what did you think of F1 film Fred? I did form the impression there are quite a few F1 fans here yet there's no active thread about it. Haven't seen the film yet, and probably won't before it is shown on terrestrial TV. ...
- Fri Jul 11, 2025 9:06 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 813
- Views: 745541
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Sounds good. I will let you know how surprised I am by your identity.Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Fri Jul 11, 2025 4:36 pm I'll post something in the stats thread in the next few days as some sort of clue, and you can reply in a similar manner if you want.
- Fri Jul 11, 2025 4:14 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 813
- Views: 745541
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
It does not. Everyone posts in that thread. And hardly any of it is crazy, often not F1, and occasionally not even a sodding statistic. What you need to do is include some subtle clue in the next post you make over there, and if I can't pick up on it then I don't deserve to know. Or we could both ag...
- Fri Jul 11, 2025 3:40 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 813
- Views: 745541
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
If you aren't one of the people you linked to then I have no idea. That place must have thousands of active members. It would be much easier the other way round, discovering a Countdowner over there and having to work out who they are on here.
- Fri Jul 11, 2025 1:17 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 813
- Views: 745541
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Fair enough. Do you post there often enough that I should be able to work out who you are? (If not, then just tell me!)
- Fri Jul 11, 2025 12:19 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 813
- Views: 745541
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
I have a chart, the first column being a list of all the Autosport forumers and the second column being the probability of being Fred Mumford, and the top name begins with C. Yep, sounds like a perfectly normal thing to do. I want to see the top 5, then I will mull over whether to be offended or not.
- Fri Jul 11, 2025 9:21 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 813
- Views: 745541
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
I met Fred Mumford at some Countdown event or something. I asked him what his user name was on the Autosport forum. He was a bit coy about it. I asked if it began with C and he said no, which blew my theory out of the water What did I look like? I do often get called something beginning with a C, b...
- Sat Jul 05, 2025 9:16 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 10th June 2025 (Series 91, Heat 112)
- Replies: 9
- Views: 3030
Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 10th June 2025 (Series 91, Heat 112)
Any computer analysis will tell you that 2 large is the easiest selection, but for humans it can indeed be tricky because with 1 large there is an obvious first plan of attack whereas with 2 large it's not always obvious where to start.
It's the Lotus 77 of number selections.
It's the Lotus 77 of number selections.
- Thu May 29, 2025 9:21 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 28th May 2025 (Series 91, Heat 103)
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1247
Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 28th May 2025 (Series 91, Heat 103)
Are you guys being serious? I should shake my head and mutter something under my breath about "typical millennials" but maybe the term really did go for a burton about 40 years ago and I never realised. I'm sure I've used it fairly recently without getting any quizzical looks though.
- Sun May 11, 2025 7:41 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: C4C downtime
- Replies: 31
- Views: 26919
Re: C4C downtime
The Autosport forum is down now for some reason. That was a max users exceeded error too, perhaps some kind of bot attack on both sites? Having been a regular poster on that forum for 20 years, that's the first time I can remember any forum meltdown for that reason. Did Norris criticise Max or some...
- Sat Mar 01, 2025 10:05 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Greatest Ever Sportsman?
- Replies: 134
- Views: 69336
Re: Greatest Ever Sportsman?
Easier for a pole vaulter to do that than for most other events though. If Bob Beamon could have worked up to 8.90m in 1cm increments he'd have broken the world record over 50 times.
- Fri Jan 03, 2025 10:35 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Poll: When Did You Start Watching Countdown?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 30589
Re: Poll: When Did You Start Watching Countdown?
Did you watch the very first edition on 2nd of November 1982? Yes, and although it did sound like the kind of programme I would like, the main reason for watching was obviously to see the launch of a new channel. I think I did continue to watch Countdown for the next few weeks but after that I doub...
- Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:59 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Deathwatch 2017
- Replies: 467
- Views: 341431
Re: Deathwatch 2017
I had the same impression.
- Sun Aug 20, 2023 7:52 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdown ELO Ratings
- Replies: 26
- Views: 13887
Re: Countdown ELO Ratings
Lots of people have been asking that.
- Thu Aug 17, 2023 9:32 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 735
- Views: 592633
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
If you can read that then what do you need the glasses for?
- Thu Jun 29, 2023 10:43 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1805
- Views: 1953421
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
This made me think of another one: why do we not put a comma to separate the thousands when talking about years?Marc Meakin wrote: ↑Thu Jun 29, 2023 9:03 am Top ten singles in 1984 is better somehow than top 10 singles in 1984
- Wed Jun 28, 2023 12:40 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 27th June 2023 (Series 87, SF1)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 3261
Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 27th June 2023 (Series 87, SF1)
Yes on Ascari and Clark. They fit the achievement better and also have the advantage of being less transient. In 5 years time the Sergio name may confuse.Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Wed Jun 28, 2023 12:16 pm Edit - Perez, Ascari, Clark? Presumably Ascari and Clark got the max points from the best x of y scoring. And Perez is Max's team-mate.
- Wed Jun 28, 2023 11:40 am
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 27th June 2023 (Series 87, SF1)
- Replies: 11
- Views: 3261
Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 27th June 2023 (Series 87, SF1)
I vote for an "Alberto" game (a "Jim" game is also appropriate but the name is perhaps too common), where someone gets a maximum possible points score without getting the best possible result in every round.
- Tue Dec 13, 2022 11:13 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 735
- Views: 592633
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
I especially recommend Morrisons, where you can buy mince pies with sell by dates three weeks before you buy themMarc Meakin wrote: ↑Tue Dec 13, 2022 10:24 am That you can buy mince pies with sell by dates before Christmas

- Wed Oct 26, 2022 7:58 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Ask Graeme?
- Replies: 1858
- Views: 1556818
Re: Ask Graeme?
In fairness I would trust that website more for Countdown queries than F1 queries. The first thing I ever looked up on it was wrong.
Re: Myriad
I think when aged about 12 I wondered why the word was used without the "a" infront and was told that the word means 10,000 and so should have the same grammatical treatment. It had never been an issue for me since. Thanks.
- Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:19 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Things you can't un-notice
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2366
Re: Things you can't un-notice
Art Garfunkel's enormous moustache on the album cover photo for Bridge over Troubled Water.
- Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:08 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1805
- Views: 1953421
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Racing drivers often made that claim, especially in the days when the cars caught fire easily and the marshals wore t-shirts and smoked. I didn't know road users argued against belts on safety grounds, I assumed it was just about comfort and infringements of civil liberties etc.
- Thu Jul 28, 2022 8:00 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1805
- Views: 1953421
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
A lot of drivers hated it. I spent part of January 31st 1983 gesticulating to unbelted drivers, correctly anticipating how much it would wind them up. Clearly belts are uncomfortable and restricting. That's why. How anyone could think the downsides outweigh the upsides is beyond me though.
- Sat Jul 23, 2022 9:43 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics
- Replies: 283
- Views: 182983
Re: Track and Field Athletics
It's not even proper walking, it's basically "nearly running".
Whoever invented it should be forced to participate in a new event, "nearly swimming".
- Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:45 am
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Wordle
- Replies: 81
- Views: 33283
Re: Wordle
If you get the correct word first time on Wordle it calls you a genius. That's the last thing you are, you're either very lucky or a cheat. No skill involved.
- Tue Jul 19, 2022 10:41 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics
- Replies: 283
- Views: 182983
Re: Track and Field Athletics
There may be something important I've not considered, I suppose one concern is that reaction times would immediately be vastly improved across the board, which for sprint races in particular would mean a huge improvement in everyone's times, making comparisons to past performances impossible. Obvio...
- Sun Jun 12, 2022 9:55 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 735
- Views: 592633
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Since Yesterday was about nuclear war apparently.
I even took years to get what Enola Gay and I Don't Like Mondays were about.
I even took years to get what Enola Gay and I Don't Like Mondays were about.
- Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:17 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Absolutely terrible claims to fame/celebrity spots
- Replies: 74
- Views: 38816
Re: Absolutely terrible claims to fame/celebrity spots
He was the one defender who had the measure of George Best.
- Sun May 29, 2022 5:42 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What computer games have you been playing lately?
- Replies: 105
- Views: 69725
Re: What computer games have you been playing lately?
The main character in Kokotoni Wilf looked kind of religious. Not Jesus, but thought it was worth a mention for elimination purposes.
- Thu May 26, 2022 1:03 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Favourite sayings
- Replies: 12
- Views: 5140
Re: Favourite sayings
The reference is to Abraham Lincoln's assassination in a theatre, so you can probably deduce when to use it from that.Paul Anderson wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 12:53 pm Ha, at least it's catchy, unlike your Mrs Lincoln one, whatever that means...sounds awfully parochial
- Thu May 26, 2022 10:35 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Favourite sayings
- Replies: 12
- Views: 5140
Re: Favourite sayings
That's a terrible saying, as I am not sure which option is worse.
Two I like are " yes Mrs Lincoln, but apart from that did you enjoy the play?" and "about as much use as a snooze button on a smoke alarm".
- Mon May 09, 2022 1:37 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Down for the count
- Replies: 9
- Views: 8826
Re: Down for the count
I was in the "got three of them quickly, but took ages on the final one" club, but would be interested to know if we all struggled on the same number. The one that took me longest was the third in Callum's list, possibly because with the others I sort of knew those numbers must be gettable...
- Wed May 04, 2022 9:50 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Anne Robinson to leave Countdown
- Replies: 110
- Views: 28831
Re: Anne Robinson to leave Countdown
It's like bringing in Mo Farah to do the athletics because he's a superstar athlete, but unfortunately the event required on the show is the 100m sprint. Actually I suppose it isn't really like that at all, but the point is that whilst there is some correlation between maths academic achievement and...
- Thu Mar 17, 2022 6:08 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Wordle
- Replies: 81
- Views: 33283
Re: Wordle
I noticed a few people failed on yesterday's Wordle (CATER). They got the ATER and ran out of guesses for the first letter. I went for WHEEL. Took out WATER, HATER and LATER in one go. That's how you're supposed to play, losers. I had REACT after 2 goes (5 yellows), and it took me an embarrassingly...
- Wed Mar 09, 2022 4:07 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 9th March 2022 (Series 85, Prelim 48)
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1591
- Wed Mar 09, 2022 11:07 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1805
- Views: 1953421
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Does the Flat Earth Society have a Global President?
- Tue Mar 08, 2022 8:16 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Sports you would like to see.
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2130
Re: Sports you would like to see.
British Bulldog played with professional teams.
Monkey tennis.
Monkey tennis.
- Tue Mar 01, 2022 7:58 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Fact or Bullshit
- Replies: 27
- Views: 4086
Re: Fact or Bullshit
I seem to remember years ago Carol Vorderman calculating that the dead outnumber the living by 10 to 1. Whether this was on Countdown, How 2 or something else, I can't remember. I can remember a bit more than you about this in that I know it wasn't on Countdown, but can't recall what show it was. I...
- Tue Mar 01, 2022 5:43 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Fact or Bullshit
- Replies: 27
- Views: 4086
Re: Fact or Bullshit
I thought factoids were things that aren't really true.
- Fri Feb 25, 2022 7:03 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Putin/Russia invading Ukraine
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4074
Re: Putin/Russia invading Ukraine
I guessed you would know that.
- Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:59 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Putin/Russia invading Ukraine
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4074
Re: Putin/Russia invading Ukraine
The Russian GP might be off but Indycar is racing at St Petersburg this weekend guilt free.Marc Meakin wrote: ↑Fri Feb 25, 2022 1:10 pm The Champions League final will no longer be in St Petersberg
- Mon Feb 21, 2022 4:30 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Nostalgia Isn't What It Used To Be
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1441
Re: Nostalgia Isn't What It Used To Be
Disagree about Grange Hill, I've been watching the very early series recently and am impressed by the writing - realism, humour and the absence of anything preachy.
I'm surprised they didn't bother doing re-takes whenever someone fluffed their lines though.
I'm surprised they didn't bother doing re-takes whenever someone fluffed their lines though.
- Fri Feb 18, 2022 8:33 am
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: The Monty Hall Problem
- Replies: 22
- Views: 15928
Re: The Monty Hall Problem
There's similar issues with that question about someone who has 2 kids and at least 1 is a boy - what is the probability of them both being boys? Clearly the answer isn't particularly interesting if it's 1/2, so they want the correct answer to be 1/3 - but that entirely depends on how the question i...
- Thu Feb 17, 2022 8:31 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: The Monty Hall Problem
- Replies: 22
- Views: 15928
Re: The Monty Hall Problem
I'd also be interested to see how important you think the wording of the problem is It's critical. The way you have worded the puzzle, switching would not necessarily change your chances. You have to emphasise that Monty will always open an empty door. For me the biggest puzzle about the Monty Hall...
- Thu Jan 27, 2022 7:55 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 27th January 2022 (Series 85, Prelim 19)
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4712
Re: Spoilers for Thursday 27 January 2022 (Series 85, Prelim 19)
Dylan Taylor scored a debut 120 out of a max 121, so that can only be 14 maxes.
- Thu Jan 13, 2022 3:48 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 13th January 2022 (Series 85, Prelim 9)
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2935
Re: Spoilers for Thursday 13 January 2022 (Series 85, Prelim 9)
Maybe slightly under 90% if someone flags it up on a forum that gets frequented by the series producer.
- Fri Dec 17, 2021 2:16 pm
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: Moneybags
- Replies: 8
- Views: 8204
Re: Moneybags
Have watched this a few times now, and I find myself wondering why they bother having questions on it at all. None of the contestants ever seem to know anything, and are almost always just picking up bags at random - often displaying poor tactical play to complement their woeful lack of any general ...
- Tue Dec 07, 2021 7:43 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1805
- Views: 1953421
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Still thinking about Mama Cass and Zsa Zsa Gabor no doubt.
- Fri Dec 03, 2021 4:08 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Mondegreens
- Replies: 130
- Views: 58412
Re: Mondegreens
I remember my disappointment when I realised that the lyric in Creeque Alley about who is sat in the coffee shop is really (John) "Sebastian" rather than "the bastards".
- Sat Nov 27, 2021 8:56 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1805
- Views: 1953421
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
If heart attacks are more lethal for women than men, why is Mama Cass literally the only woman I can think of (famous or otherwise) who died from a heart attack?
- Thu Oct 21, 2021 9:03 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
- Topic: Spoilers for Thursday 21st October 2021 (Series 84, Prelim 83)
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1812
Re: Spoilers for Thursday 21 October 2021 (Seriee 84, Prelim 83)
Emlyn Hughes once stole a win in an episode of A Question Of Sport after Bill Beaumont's team was asked the rugby question "who won the Stewart Wrightson Trophy last year?". Beaumont's incorrect guess of the Army rather gave the game away to the otherwise clueless Hughes.
- Thu Oct 07, 2021 9:18 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: People you shouldn't trust
- Replies: 920
- Views: 693000
Re: People you shouldn't trust
There's no record of Lennon ever actually saying that, even though it sounds like the sort of thing he would say. Bit like Hemingway, he sometimes gets credited for saying things he didn't.
- Sun Sep 26, 2021 6:37 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 735
- Views: 592633
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
To avoid you making a fool of yourself in your first show as host, please be aware that the same is true of the Countdown clock.Mark Deeks wrote: ↑Sun Sep 26, 2021 6:26 pm When the electric toothbrush drops power every thirty seconds or so, it's not broken. It's a deliberate signal.
- Sun Sep 19, 2021 6:38 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Biggest sporting upsets or long odds victory?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 7605
Re: Biggest sporting upsets or long odds victory?
Susanna Raganelli was a world champion in karting, beating the likes of all time F1 great Ronnie Peterson.
Michele Mouton was an excellent rally driver, but not quite the very best. She was runner up in the 1982 world rally championship though.
Michele Mouton was an excellent rally driver, but not quite the very best. She was runner up in the 1982 world rally championship though.