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by Alec Rivers
Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:31 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: A Poll: Who are your favourite members?
Replies: 65
Views: 5683

A Poll: Who are your favourite members?

On a positive note and for the sake of balance, let's see which members come out on top. You can vote for up to ten people who you like and/or respect, based on their forum contributions. I was limited to 100 names so if anyone's missing then I'm sorry about that. I think all the regular posters are...
by Alec Rivers
Sat Oct 24, 2009 6:02 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: New feature announcements
Replies: 96
Views: 8354

Re: New feature announcements

There is definitely a mistake. It says I've missed DARTBOARD 7 times. Obviously being a dart player I thought this sounds ridiculous so I checked it out. I've actually got it 7 times and it's only ever been missed 7 times by different people - not me. I doubt you've missed a dartboard more than 7 t...
by Alec Rivers
Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:13 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who Gets Your Vote?
Replies: 122
Views: 10719

Re: Who Gets Your Vote?

if someone was all "either we'll chop your legs off or we'll chop off the legs of a million other people", you could argue that in principle me losing my legs is better, but I'm going to prefer the other option (assuming they don't all come after me, which they probably won't because they...
by Alec Rivers
Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:39 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Wednesday 22nd April
Replies: 49
Views: 5011

Re: Spoilers for Wednesday 22nd April

Jon Corby wrote:
James Robinson wrote:Have you never heard of a Corby trouser press :?:
Erm... dunno really. Sort of rings a bell I suppose. What is it?
Image


Edit - changed picture host.
by Alec Rivers
Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:16 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who Gets Your Vote?
Replies: 122
Views: 10719

Re: Who Gets Your Vote?

Here comes the controversial bit: Slavery is alive and well, it seems. :P Everybody: That Alec Rivers, blah blah blah Sue Sanders: Stop! Everybody: But, that Alec Rivers! Alec Rivers: Just me, and justified yes Everybody (individually): I'm justified too (repeat as necessary) lol. Is this bolting t...
by Alec Rivers
Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:10 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Who Gets Your Vote?
Replies: 122
Views: 10719

Re: Who Gets Your Vote?

Define "steal". OK. Suppose all those foreigners who work in this country were to leave. This would open up thousands of job opportunities for the unemployed in this country. Surely this has to be a good thing? Unless I'm mistaken, the majority of jobs done by overseas workers are the one...
by Alec Rivers
Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:46 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday October 22nd 2009
Replies: 38
Views: 3843

Re: Spoilers For Thursday October 22nd 2009

James Robinson wrote:I'm rubbish at doing stuff like working out from a sky high number like 8000, so I leave that to people like Alec
Thanks, but not in 30 seconds I can't! :P

Here's one: 8 + 3 = 11 ; 11 × 10 × 75 = 8250 ; 8250 / 50 = 165
by Alec Rivers
Thu Oct 22, 2009 6:08 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CoLei2 - Saturday 10 October 2009
Replies: 142
Views: 16508

Re: CoLei2 - Saturday 10 October 2009

That's me sitting down so as not to block Kai. And, yes, I was mid-blink!
by Alec Rivers
Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:49 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

Matt Morrison wrote:haha brilliant quotery :D

Just to make you feel even better Alec, you said somewhere you were 30-something. In the CoLei photos and on your previous avatar you look much younger, so there. [/jealous]
I think I'm in love. :roll:
by Alec Rivers
Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:45 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 4
Replies: 46
Views: 5952

Re: Numbers Attack Tournament - Round 4

Matt Morrison wrote:... it makes you realise how awkward resolving a numbers attack with conundrums is.
Before I knew the format, I assumed it would be sudden-death numbers rounds, with the 'large' pick determined by the system (fixed at 1, say). I'm rubbish at conundrums.
by Alec Rivers
Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:35 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: I can't believe it, but I'll have to
Replies: 40
Views: 5126

Re: I can't believe it, but I'll have to

Kirk Bevins wrote:Bears don't hug - they kill.
Sarah Palin's war-cry, no?
by Alec Rivers
Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:31 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Should singing be banned from countdown
Replies: 47
Views: 5484

Re: Should singing be banned from countdown

Charlie Reams wrote:Ron Atkinson could abuse some ethnic minorities in the audience.
Mint. :D
by Alec Rivers
Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:20 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

Thanks, Matt. I appreciate your comments. ;)
Alec Rivers wrote:This being a forum whose members largely appear to be well-educated, I was hoping for healthy debate and the exchange of some interesting ideas and knowledge.
Matt Morrison wrote:maybe Alec should know his audience better
:D
by Alec Rivers
Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:10 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

Phil Reynolds wrote:Yet you chose to ignore his real point
'Chose'? You really think that of me? I genuinely thought he had misquoted me. I now know what he meant, but I didn't read between the lines at the time.
by Alec Rivers
Thu Oct 22, 2009 5:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

I think it's very dishonest to claim that science is moving towards saying "all this religious/spiritual/psionics stuff - it's real!" That is not what I said. I only implied there were possible overlaps due to science's current inability to fully explain phenomena such as gravity and the ...
by Alec Rivers
Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

irrelevant quibbling Personally, I cannot think of a more relevant distinction than one that separates concurrent and future visions. Surely there is a world of difference between knowing something that is happening and something that is yet to happen. I don't believe the future can be foretold any...
by Alec Rivers
Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:02 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

I came across this topic and noted there was some philosophy and some religion, both of which I find interesting. I thought I'd throw a few of my ideas out there to add to the discussion. I also included some opinions on psychic phenomena because I think there is an overlap with religion and with 'a...
by Alec Rivers
Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:18 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Should singing be banned from countdown
Replies: 47
Views: 5484

Re: Should singing be banned from countdown

Spot-on, Derek! :D
by Alec Rivers
Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:41 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Should singing be banned from countdown
Replies: 47
Views: 5484

Re: Should singing be banned from countdown

Clive Brooker wrote:I've been watching recordings this week so I've only seen LG's contributions in silence at 16x normal speed.
Same here. x12 and the cringeworthiness is gone.
by Alec Rivers
Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:26 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

I asked a perfectly sensible question ... and ... received only a pedantic deflection of the issue. With respect, there was a crucial difference in meaning: 'A dream coming true' refers to a prior vision of a future event, something I have never claimed to have had. What I experienced was concurren...
by Alec Rivers
Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:19 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday October 21st 2009
Replies: 78
Views: 6601

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday October 21st 2009

First numbers (took a while!):

75 × 50 = 3750
7 + 3 = 10
3750 - 10 = 3740
100 / 25 = 4
3740 / 4 = 935
by Alec Rivers
Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:22 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday October 19th 2009
Replies: 51
Views: 4875

Re: Spoilers For Monday October 19th 2009

Brian Moore wrote:No Brian jokes please.
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy. :D
by Alec Rivers
Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:16 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday October 20th 2009
Replies: 63
Views: 5046

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday October 20th 2009

Thanks, James. I wish I could do it in 30 secs, though!
by Alec Rivers
Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:42 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday October 20th 2009
Replies: 63
Views: 5046

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday October 20th 2009

That'd make sense.
by Alec Rivers
Tue Oct 20, 2009 6:20 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday October 20th 2009
Replies: 63
Views: 5046

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday October 20th 2009

Third numbers (not in time):

75 / 25 = 3
3 + 2 = 5
100 / 5 = 20
50 - 4 = 46
46 × 20 = 920
by Alec Rivers
Tue Oct 20, 2009 5:54 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday October 20th 2009
Replies: 63
Views: 5046

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday October 20th 2009

Is the dictionary that Suzie uses not in alphabetical order? When Brian declared ACING, she said: "let me just check that ACE can be a verb", she looked at the dictionary which was open somewhere around the letter 'I' it would seem, then said: "yes, that's fine". ;)
by Alec Rivers
Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:05 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

Fuck the lot of you.
by Alec Rivers
Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:58 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

Charlie Reams wrote:How many dreams have you had that didn't come true?
It wasn't a premonition. It had nothing to do with seeing the future. Our experiences were concurrent.
by Alec Rivers
Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:40 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

Fine post, Alec. Thanks, Sue. ;) I'd still like to hear about Alec's psychic experiences though. It was late 1997. I was working nights so I was asleep when, at 6pm, the phone rang. On waking, and before answering the phone, I became aware of three things: I had a stomach ache, I could hardly move ...
by Alec Rivers
Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:24 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

It never ceases to amaze me that there are still so many people who think that we, a swarm of insignificant creatures on this seemingly insignificant planet, are the centre of the universe. As though God, if he/she/it exists (let's say 'he' from now on), has been kicking himself for 5,000,000 years ...
by Alec Rivers
Mon Oct 19, 2009 6:37 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is it the done thing ...
Replies: 58
Views: 3235

Re: Is it the done thing ...

Dinos's arithmetic skills
by Alec Rivers
Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:04 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

I'm worried. How can I find out if I'm in the 1% idiot class on this Forum. I assume that mikey has had special training to enable him to spot an idiot. However, If mikey fails to prove the existence of something that doesn't exist, us idiots will be in good company. I'm more worried that, if he fa...
by Alec Rivers
Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:24 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown mentions on other shows
Replies: 315
Views: 154797

Re: Countdown mentions on other shows

Sue Sanders wrote:... put your brain in a bucket ...
Hmm, clever euphemism. ;)
(Sorry to lower the tone.)
by Alec Rivers
Mon Oct 19, 2009 3:18 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Favourite non-apterous online games
Replies: 65
Views: 3795

Re: Favourite non-apterous online games

I am currently addicted to Fantastic Contraption . It rocks. Great. I'm hooked now. Gotta say, though, some of your designs are amazing. :P You mean it links to my login? :roll: No, the link doesn't, but after playing for a bit I looked through a few of the pages of other players' designs and saw y...
by Alec Rivers
Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:36 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Favourite non-apterous online games
Replies: 65
Views: 3795

Re: Favourite non-apterous online games

Kai Laddiman wrote:I am currently addicted to Fantastic Contraption. It rocks.
Great. I'm hooked now.

Gotta say, though, some of your designs are amazing. :P
by Alec Rivers
Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:28 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

Mikey Lear wrote:I turned to the Countdown forum, 99% idiot free.
:D
by Alec Rivers
Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:25 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is it the done thing ...
Replies: 58
Views: 3235

Re: Is it the done thing ...

to dislodge Matt's
by Alec Rivers
Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:28 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is it the done thing ...
Replies: 58
Views: 3235

Re: Is it the done thing ...

excuse for a
by Alec Rivers
Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:27 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Favourite non-apterous online games
Replies: 65
Views: 3795

Re: Favourite non-apterous online games

That rabbit game is terrifying, I hate rabbits.
by Alec Rivers
Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:15 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is it the done thing ...
Replies: 58
Views: 3235

Re: Is it the done thing ...

and lubricating her
by Alec Rivers
Sun Oct 18, 2009 7:13 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is it the done thing ...
Replies: 58
Views: 3235

Re: Is it the done thing ...

Despite paramedics' attempts,
by Alec Rivers
Sun Oct 18, 2009 6:10 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is it the done thing ...
Replies: 58
Views: 3235

Re: Is it the done thing ...

caused many bystanders
by Alec Rivers
Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:34 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is it the done thing ...
Replies: 58
Views: 3235

Re: Is it the done thing ...

managed to accommodate
by Alec Rivers
Sun Oct 18, 2009 2:03 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 508638

Re: Bug reports

Derek Hazell wrote:He his male.
:?:
by Alec Rivers
Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:59 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

David O'Donnell wrote:I wouldn't disagree with you but I think you are making a political argument instead of a philosophical one.
Indeed I was. Sorry, I couldn't resist. ;)
by Alec Rivers
Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:45 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: NSC Final
Replies: 18
Views: 1748

Re: NSC Final

Kai Laddiman wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:I wondered where Craig was yesterday when Liverpool lost
He was the guy who threw the beach ball onto the pitch!
He's never going to live that down. Bet he's sick as a parrot. ;)
by Alec Rivers
Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:39 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is it the done thing ...
Replies: 58
Views: 3235

Re: Is it the done thing ...

head, stretching her
by Alec Rivers
Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Swearing: pseudo-psycho-socio-linguistic analysis
Replies: 44
Views: 5125

Re: Swearing: pseudo-psycho-socio-linguistic analysis

And that highlights one of human nature's shortcomings. I think one of the most difficult (and most often overlooked) things to learn in life is that moderation is usually better than excess, yet still we strive for "more, more, more!" A few drinks can make you feel great but drink to exce...
by Alec Rivers
Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is it the done thing ...
Replies: 58
Views: 3235

Re: Is it the done thing ...

hard and long
by Alec Rivers
Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:02 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series
Replies: 276
Views: 32326

Re: Dictionary Corner Guests for the new series

Martin Smith wrote:Martin Brundle or Eddie Irvine could be good.
Just don't ask for Schumacher - I don't think the studio is the right shape for his chin. ;)
by Alec Rivers
Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:47 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

... Rwandan genocide ... the international community's obligation to act was negated by the simple refusal (at the time) to use the word 'genocide.' That's an interesting theory, although a cynic might suggest it was because Rwanda doesn't have oil or any other significant resource that we benefit ...
by Alec Rivers
Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:37 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is it the done thing ...
Replies: 58
Views: 3235

Re: Is it the done thing ...

flapped its hinges
by Alec Rivers
Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is it the done thing ...
Replies: 58
Views: 3235

Re: Is it the done thing ...

nothing compared to
by Alec Rivers
Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:44 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Philosophy
Replies: 106
Views: 10032

Re: Philosophy

I'm certainly no expert, but I've long been fascinated by questions about the nature of our existence and its purpose (if any). I hold a number of beliefs which, until science catches up, are likely to be regarded as spiritual. While they include the concept of a collective intelligence (which some ...
by Alec Rivers
Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:28 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Smarties
Replies: 23
Views: 2872

Re: Smarties

If all colours must be present, then I think it's 1:1,081,575. If any number of colours can be present then, erm, there's a much higher probability. ;) There have to be 8 colours present, or there isn't an equal number of each one... I thought you were including: 32 of one colour only 16 of one, 16...
by Alec Rivers
Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:25 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is it the done thing ...
Replies: 58
Views: 3235

Re: Is it the done thing ...

nervously, following Obama's
by Alec Rivers
Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:18 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Smarties
Replies: 23
Views: 2872

Re: Smarties

If all colours must be present, then I think it's 1:1,081,575.

If any number of colours can be present then, erm, there's a much higher probability. ;)
by Alec Rivers
Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:07 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is it the done thing ...
Replies: 58
Views: 3235

Re: Is it the done thing ...

bottom, soiling every
by Alec Rivers
Sat Oct 17, 2009 4:38 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Is it the done thing ...
Replies: 58
Views: 3235

Is it the done thing ...

... to start a 3-word story when such a thing has been done before? If it's okay, I'll start with:


Jason was fidgeting
by Alec Rivers
Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:31 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Official Thread of Brag
Replies: 1176
Views: 178242

Re: Official Thread of Brag

Kirk Bevins wrote:My first ever max speedgoat
Awesome. ;)