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Matt Morrison

Since Indra has started to get into watching the old series with me, I'd love a new version of Knightmare. That shit would be mad.

Matt Morrison

I think the thing about that sort of quick-fire one-liner comedy is that you tend to find yourself lightly tittering throughout. It's kind of vanilla in that, as you say, you'd expect there to be something for everyone, it's pretty easy comedy (to get, not necessarily to write, and Vine is excellent...

Matt Morrison

Gevin.

Matt Morrison

Freud, get over here! Not sure what happened there, but yes - Richard.

Matt Morrison

Oh, think I might have mentioned this elsewhere but seeing Henning Wehn in a small club before he was famous (or heard of, at all) was quite an experience. Everyone stony silent and thinking he was just some weird German who'd walked in off the street unprepared - except for me and one friend who we...

Matt Morrison

I'm considering going to Stanhope when he comes to London later in the year, it's just pretty damn expensive. But as far as "pretty damn expensive" goes, I regretted not going to see Louis C.K. when he came a couple of years ago, and look how that worked out. Some of my favourite comedians...

Matt Morrison

Thanks Gevin.

Matt Morrison

The whole blocking Meakin from threads is bullshit these days. But here's another.

Can a mod please move the last 4 posts from Meakin thread into here? viewtopic.php?p=176200#p176196

Thanks.

Matt Morrison

I use quadrice, quintice, sextice, heptice, octice, nonice, tennis.

Matt Morrison

We have watched episode 1 which we enjoyed, though it's not always totally easy to pick up the thick dialogue. Will get round to more but haven't done in the past month for some reason. Recently we busted through 11.22.63 which had your typical Stephen King plotholes in it but we still enjoyed and w...

Matt Morrison

I only got definite confirmation today when I bothered looking it up that there's nothing after "thrice".

Matt Morrison

Does everyone here weigh themselves naked?

Matt Morrison

Haha. You are mean people.

Matt Morrison

Marc Meakin wrote: ↑Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:40 am Dare I ask what's an R ?

Runningsworth, knowing Gevin. That's all he's interested in, running around and around and around.

Matt Morrison

If you're allowed to count your lightest weight as your weight, then I can actually claim 9 stone. I went on a 24-mile marathon training run today and was 9 stone afterwards, and that was actually after drinking quite a bit first. So I would have been even less. Congratulations, you hit your goal. ...

Matt Morrison

By the way I had a go at cold pressing and it actually took me ages to even work out how to make it register on the scale, I was just squeezing the main plate on top and would have looked an absolute fool. Turns out the weight on my scales is measured through four feet, so cold pressing is an absolu...

Matt Morrison

I done a poo and now I weigh 97.4kg. I know I wrote 97kg earlier but I think I meant 97.8kg. Or 98. Or 98.7. But most probably 97.8kg. But basically I ruined it by getting it wrong earlier.

Matt Morrison

You are still bigger than me Mark? But you are a couple of inches taller. And also I have no muscle whatsoever and a tiny willy so I'm more pure fat.

Matt Morrison

Oh and in the fat stakes I'm currently 97kg which is like 15st 5lb or something. In a similar way to how I used to measure my age compared to Michael Owen, I now sometimes measure my wait by MMA weight class. So I'd be a light heavyweight once I've done my weight cut. I did just have a big lunch of ...

Matt Morrison

I haven't been on C4C for a while. When I scrolled through this thread, I thought three things:
- USB ports on the scales
- "cold squeezing" is a great phrase
- is that why you didn't come to Colin this year?

Two points to Gevin and one to Mark.

Matt Morrison

Speaking of last trains, I'll give you this free - it's better than anything you'll get from wasters like Bieber or Swift nowadays. I've got that on cassette single (I've got all the KLF singles in the same format, in fact). Bet there's nobody else here who can say that. a) Gevin is into KLF? b) ar...

Matt Morrison

A problem with one tap (as demonstrated where I work) is that they are sensor-activated, so some bright spark has removed the option I had of just hot or just cold water. Especially in the summer, this is bloody annoying. Oh god yeah I hate those. Bad temperature control is better than no temperatu...

Matt Morrison

just because you've overtaken my posts amount it doesn't make me a nobody

Matt Morrison

https://www.apterous.org/to_tourney.php?tourney=2155

Matt Morrison

Victoria. Really interesting the whole one take thing. Quite impressive.

Matt Morrison

Took me a couple of re-reads as well Ian. I just managed to resist making the comment first.

Matt Morrison

Marc Meakin wrote: ↑Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:27 am Have you seen the film that was made a couple of years ago ?

which one

Matt Morrison

done for you philip. best of luck!

Matt Morrison

give meakin his rights back

Matt Morrison

Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:49 am I like to be able to look back and see who died in a given year

What the fuck are you

Matt Morrison

There's a chippy down the road from the venue that people went to last year and it were reet good. Come to Co:Leeds so you can go to the chippy. As a point of balance, I didn't think all that much of the chippy. The service was slow, and whilst the product seemed OK, it was quite greasy. I'd advoca...

Matt Morrison

Genuinely awesomely, apart from the towel fluff.

Matt Morrison

Oh yeah! You're 12 hours more of a shit than I thought.

Matt Morrison

Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2018 2:26 pm And get well soon!

Haha. 4 hours of reflective questioning.

Matt Morrison

Callum Todd wrote: ↑Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:29 pmMy printer was fucked prior to my first ever parkrun

https://greatist.com/move/whats-ideal-warm-up

Matt Morrison

Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:12 pm This might be a bit close to the London Marathon for me, but we'll see.

Come but just don't drink as much lime and lemonade as usual.

Matt Morrison

People who wear the so called "fashionable" ripped jeans. It looks tacky. What's even more stupid is that they pay full price for these jeans, sometimes even more than an unripped pair. Why don't they just buy a pair of well-worn second-hand jeans from a charity shop or something? It woul...

Matt Morrison

Probable.

Matt Morrison

fucking hell i miss oc so much

Matt Morrison

Mark James wrote: ↑Sun Nov 12, 2017 6:51 pm Puffer fish inflate themselves with water not air.

https://i.imgur.com/xA7NDV1.gifv

Matt Morrison

Might as well get in the Ibis anyway, it won't be Colin without me anyway.

Matt Morrison

What would be your worst single word emphasis Gevin? Where would "There were a couple of methods actually" rank for you?

Matt Morrison

They had Adam Buxton as a severed head doing one of the riddle games, which is fucking brilliant because I love him. Another interesting thing happened in this one where he basically gave one of the riddle answers to the girl as she was - I don't even know if this is the politically correct way of s...

Matt Morrison

Haha. I enjoyed this but I'm going to wait for you to finish. I'm off on holiday on Saturday so hoping to read the rest when I return!

Matt Morrison

Did you see this one doing the rounds Jen? http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/ ... 66340.html

Matt Morrison

That's wonderful.

Matt Morrison

Oh wait, no next time. Ah well.

Matt Morrison

I would have come. Everywhere.

By the way, found out (via way of Gevin shouting) that this is London Marathon weekend so looks like my excitement will be short lived. Sorry. Next time!

Matt Morrison

Much more like it! Great searching. Hopefully my one's the freak. Could be tempted. Partly because I like you, partly because I want to make a pilgrimage to Northern Monk.

Matt Morrison

Ah right, that sounds better. I just tested to get a feel of times and prices by doing London to Leeds on a Saturday about a month away, e.g. 18th November: http://ojp.nationalrail.co.uk/service/timesandfares/London/LDS/181117/0745/dep There is a direct Virgin East Coast from KGX there but it's 4 ho...

Matt Morrison

I kind of assumed it would be easier/quicker to get to Leeds from London.

Matt Morrison

Still crackers. I paid <£50 last year. Hold out people, hold out.

Matt Morrison

Ian wins.

Matt Morrison

Thomas Cappleman wrote: ↑Thu Sep 21, 2017 12:56 pm
The Stanley Parable

Yes please

Also Secrets of Raekiton and Song of the Deep if you're sure you won't play them

Matt Morrison

Zarte, Ben, no problem both of you. Again, forgot to think about bringing login details to work so will sort you both out tonight or tomorrow night (depending on how drunk and late I am when I get home tonight).

Matt Morrison

haha obviously an excellent thread

Matt Morrison

Thomas Carey wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2017 11:42 pm Could I have speedrunners please (and if you're feeling really generous, ultimate chicken horse as well?) Thanks a lot

Both yours. I'll PM you later, haven't got my login details at work.

Matt Morrison

I really don't remember this. And the 404s aren't helping. But thanks for the reminder Gevin!

Matt Morrison

Can I claim the Shadow of Mordor one please? Sent via PM Tom. I did this as a gift link from Humble Bundle as it then removes the key from my own HB account and keeps my list a bit cleaner. However, I'm not sure if this means you get the key easily or if you have to use your email address or someth...

Matt Morrison

Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Tue Sep 19, 2017 10:09 pm What does any of this mean?

Digital distribution of video games. I know you already know that you dick.

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