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by Ian Volante
Mon Mar 02, 2026 1:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Dead of 2026
Replies: 19
Views: 3653

Re: The Dead of 2026

Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Feb 28, 2026 8:20 pm Runner Jeff Galloway who "Jeffing" (meaning run/walking) was named after.
Is that the same as fartlek?
by Ian Volante
Mon Mar 02, 2026 1:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Dead of 2026
Replies: 19
Views: 3653

Re: The Dead of 2026

Marc Meakin wrote: Sat Feb 28, 2026 7:57 pm Ayatollah Khomenei
He died in 1989. Khamenei was his successor.
by Ian Volante
Sat Feb 28, 2026 6:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Introducing... the H2H-o-Matic!
Replies: 40
Views: 38226

Re: Introducing... the H2H-o-Matic!

It would be great to get ELO ratings for players out of this. What are ELO ratings? I'm not fully knowledgeable on those. Elo, rather than ELO, ratings are based on head-to-head matches. Not entirely unlike the Pro Ranks on Apterous, except that uses the Glicko-2 system instead, which deals with so...
by Ian Volante
Wed Feb 18, 2026 1:45 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1839
Views: 2366813

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Mark Deeks wrote: Mon Feb 16, 2026 3:31 pm How come some glass lets light through but some reflects you right back at you?
It's a solid object. Some photons hit it and bounce back.
by Ian Volante
Wed Feb 18, 2026 1:43 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Jeopardy!
Replies: 22
Views: 27352

Re: Jeopardy!

It seems doomed to be resurrected every decade or so, only to be deemed to be not very good and dumped again.
by Ian Volante
Wed Jan 21, 2026 2:06 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Ask Graeme?
Replies: 1882
Views: 1972655

Re: Ask Graeme?

sean d wrote: Tue Jan 20, 2026 4:25 pm
Ian Volante wrote: Tue Jan 13, 2026 5:18 pm
sean d wrote: Tue Jan 13, 2026 3:22 pm Has any contestant had the same 9 letter word appear more than once in their games? And did they spot it?
Me :geek:

Probably others too.
Cool! What word and did you spot it?
RELATIONS. Didn't go for an exciting variant.
by Ian Volante
Tue Jan 13, 2026 5:18 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Ask Graeme?
Replies: 1882
Views: 1972655

Re: Ask Graeme?

sean d wrote: Tue Jan 13, 2026 3:22 pm Has any contestant had the same 9 letter word appear more than once in their games? And did they spot it?
Me :geek:

Probably others too.
by Ian Volante
Mon Jan 12, 2026 1:34 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics
Replies: 288
Views: 248044

Re: Track and Field (and Road) Athletics

Reece Prescod is joining the Enhanced Games . I thought it was anything goes but apparently: The Enhanced Games launched as a concept in 2023, with some doping measures permitted under medical supervision. Only substances approved by the United States' Food and Drug Administration (FDA) can be take...
by Ian Volante
Mon Jan 12, 2026 1:27 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1839
Views: 2366813

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

Mark Deeks wrote: Sun Jan 11, 2026 7:25 pm What's it all about when you go deaf in an ear for a few seconds for no obvious reason and then it's fine?
I don't get that as such, but it sounds similar to when an additional burst of tinnitus to the usual, which fades quite quickly.
by Ian Volante
Wed Jan 07, 2026 1:29 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 929
Views: 871632

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Gavin Chipper wrote: Tue Jan 06, 2026 1:19 pm
Ian Volante wrote: Tue Jan 06, 2026 12:51 pm
Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Dec 27, 2025 6:32 pm

Does it? What sort of competitions are you thinking of?
What have you got against canicross?
Well there was that guy who used to steal most of the first places at my local parkrun by having his dog drag him round...
Ha, now I see the problem...
by Ian Volante
Tue Jan 06, 2026 12:51 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: People you shouldn't trust
Replies: 929
Views: 871632

Re: People you shouldn't trust

Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Dec 27, 2025 6:32 pm
Marc Meakin wrote: Sat Dec 27, 2025 5:49 pm
Gavin Chipper wrote: Sat Dec 27, 2025 4:08 pm People who enter their dog into competitions.
Depends on the competition 🤔
Does it? What sort of competitions are you thinking of?
What have you got against canicross?
by Ian Volante
Thu Nov 27, 2025 1:07 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
Replies: 828
Views: 1269615

Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?

I watched all of Lazarus the other day. It was quite interesting and reasonably well done, with a few false trails chucked in (or were they?). The odd surprise too. 7/10, wouldn't watch again.
by Ian Volante
Wed Nov 19, 2025 12:56 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The C4C Football Thread
Replies: 1309
Views: 719618

Re: The C4C Football Thread

Gavin Chipper wrote: Tue Nov 18, 2025 11:31 pm It's better than that 500 Miles song. I've always said so.
Absolutely, and a bigger hit too, at least until 2007.
by Ian Volante
Wed Nov 19, 2025 12:53 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 755
Views: 748185

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

When Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses is misusing French sayings, "Bonnet De Douche" means shower cap. I mean, I've put this in the "obvious" thread, but I'd say it's pretty niche. I'm not sure why anyone would know this without quite good French knowledge or looking it up. Both...
by Ian Volante
Tue Nov 18, 2025 1:07 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 755
Views: 748185

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

When Del Boy in Only Fools and Horses is misusing French sayings, "Bonnet De Douche" means shower cap. I mean, I've put this in the "obvious" thread, but I'd say it's pretty niche. I'm not sure why anyone would know this without quite good French knowledge or looking it up. Both...
by Ian Volante
Thu Oct 16, 2025 12:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Replies: 547
Views: 647818

Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold

The "general knowledgeness" of almost all mythology stuff (e.g. Greek, Norse) is purely sustained by quizzes and essentially has no existence outside them. Seems an actually good candidate for the thread - depending on what you mean by almost all. Certainly there's lots of obscure stuff o...
by Ian Volante
Tue Oct 14, 2025 12:44 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Most Famous People without a Wikipedia Article
Replies: 58
Views: 56844

Re: Most Famous People without a Wikipedia Article

If you google What nationality were The tweets?, you get a long list of conspiracy theories about Twitter/X I asked ChatGPT who assures me they were British Well all my sources say they were British, possibly just referring to Henry Hadaway, the producer who decided to put the tune out in the UK. A...
by Ian Volante
Mon Oct 13, 2025 12:39 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 511
Views: 827955

Re: What films have you watched lately?

I Swear biopic of John Davidson sufferer of Tourettes. One of the best films of the year very sad but also very funny. People of a certain age may remember John from the documentary John's Not Mad If it's that one we greatly enjoyed at school, then yes. Finest entertainment since Joey Deacon, at le...
by Ian Volante
Tue Oct 07, 2025 12:23 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should
Replies: 123
Views: 106018

Re: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should

Philip A wrote: Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:08 am Common mispronunciations that irk me:

- sudoku as “su du ko”
- turmeric as “chew muh rick”
- asterisk as “Asterix” (the Gaul)
Metathesis innit
by Ian Volante
Wed Sep 17, 2025 12:38 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Dead of 2025
Replies: 173
Views: 176115

Re: The Dead of 2025

Tracey Anne Mills wrote: Tue Sep 16, 2025 12:36 pm Robert Redford 1936-2025
The winning team in my quiz last night was Redford Deadford Redemptionford.
by Ian Volante
Mon Sep 01, 2025 5:56 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]
Replies: 121
Views: 270059

Re: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]

Just came here to suggest that Eoin's not going to be happy. Glad I played the duel at midnight.
by Ian Volante
Mon Aug 25, 2025 12:03 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]
Replies: 121
Views: 270059

Re: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]

For many years I had an old Mac computer that failed to load apterous through the Java console periodically after an update. Every time that happened (probably more than five times), I reported it to Charlie, and every time he invested effort to get it up and running again for me within a week or s...
by Ian Volante
Mon Aug 25, 2025 11:55 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Have you ever gone back to Your Childhood School etc to work?
Replies: 4
Views: 4135

Re: Have you ever gone back to Your Childhood School etc to work?

I've visited a couple of times, no reason to work there though.
by Ian Volante
Mon Aug 25, 2025 11:54 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Would you fail your Theory test if you took it again or for the first time?
Replies: 4
Views: 3574

Re: Would you fail your Theory test if you took it again or for the first time?

I didn't have to do it first time, so I haven't a clue.
by Ian Volante
Thu Aug 21, 2025 12:28 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]
Replies: 121
Views: 270059

Re: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]

Aye it would be nice to see Charlie being more prominent. It feels like other things in his life are more important nowadays. I've no idea whether his prominence is related to how quickly problems get fixed, or whether they always get fixed as quickly as possible, so there's no point me making any f...
by Ian Volante
Wed Aug 20, 2025 12:03 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What type of smartphone do you have?
Replies: 4
Views: 3132

Re: What type of smartphone do you have?

My trajectory thus far has been Android --> Windows --> iPhone.
by Ian Volante
Thu Jul 24, 2025 9:36 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: C4C downtime
Replies: 33
Views: 34527

Re: C4C downtime

Similar problems at the moment. Coincidentally, I just came across someone who's trying to solve this problem by loading unwanted crawlers with vast amounts of data to in theory break them.

https://ache.one/notes/html_zip_bomb
by Ian Volante
Fri Jul 18, 2025 12:27 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: C4C downtime
Replies: 33
Views: 34527

Re: C4C downtime

Around that now (470) and it's struggling.
by Ian Volante
Fri Jul 18, 2025 12:26 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
Replies: 1839
Views: 2366813

Re: Questions you've always wanted answered

It is said that we can only taste five basic tastes with our tongues - sweet, sour, bitter, salt, umami - but smell contributes most to flavour, with about one squillion flavours experienced through our sense of smell. So why not outsource it completely to our noses? One squillion flavours is fine,...
by Ian Volante
Tue Jul 08, 2025 11:53 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Football grounds you've been to
Replies: 60
Views: 86721

Re: Football grounds you've been to

For football: Bramall Lane Kirklees Stadium Old Trafford For rugby league: Anfield Old Trafford Elland Road Kirklees Stadium St James's Park Tynecastle Murrayfield (also one union match) Wembley (old and new) Gigg Lane Burnden Park (also Headingley, Barley Mow, Belle Vue, Mount Pleasant, Kingston P...
by Ian Volante
Mon Jul 07, 2025 11:39 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]
Replies: 121
Views: 270059

Re: Is Apterous down? [COMMENTING HERE WILL ... Yeah, we know]

Charlie Reams wrote: Sun Jul 06, 2025 11:55 am Yes. (Power issue at our cloud provider, apparently.)
I hope that wasn't to do with someone hoovering again.
by Ian Volante
Wed Jun 25, 2025 12:04 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Replies: 547
Views: 647818

Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold

Philip A wrote: Tue Jun 24, 2025 5:53 pm The most boring sport imaginable is synchronised swimming. Golf, cricket, motor racing aren’t even close.
You may be correct that this is unpopular, but I can't say I've yet seen evidence of anyone arguing that artistic swimming isn't boring.
by Ian Volante
Tue Jun 24, 2025 12:00 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: ChatGPT
Replies: 40
Views: 17574

Re: ChatGPT

This is interesting (YMMV) https://www.theregister.com/2025/06/15/ai_model_collapse_pollution TL;DR - so much ChatGPT generated content on t'intertubes that AI is learning from AI generated content and quality gets lower and lower. Don't throw away that set of encyclopaedia Brittanica just yet. Aye...
by Ian Volante
Mon Jun 23, 2025 12:15 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Tech help
Replies: 1
Views: 2370

Re: Tech help

As far as I'm aware, it's generally quite a smooth process these days, especially on the same operating system, as I suspect those phones are likely to be.
by Ian Volante
Thu Jun 19, 2025 11:45 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Politics in General
Replies: 1783
Views: 3793909

Re: Politics in General

Rhys Benjamin wrote: Wed Jun 18, 2025 10:40 pm Carol Vorderman’s gone quiet recently.

Hah.
I was thinking I'd seen her appearing on stuff a bit recently for the first time in a while. Although I suspect you're referring to her talking about a particular issue? I'm not sure what.
by Ian Volante
Wed Jun 18, 2025 12:24 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Dead of 2025
Replies: 173
Views: 176115

Re: The Dead of 2025

Gavin Chipper wrote: Tue Jun 17, 2025 4:16 pm
Ian Volante wrote: Tue Jun 17, 2025 11:42 am
Paul Worsley wrote: Tue Jun 17, 2025 9:06 am Kim Woodburn 83 RIP.

"The Queen of Clean"
Two dead ladies.
The two fat ladies were already both dead. Kim's "other half" (Aggie) is still alive.
Clearly occupying the same space in my brain.
by Ian Volante
Tue Jun 17, 2025 11:42 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Dead of 2025
Replies: 173
Views: 176115

Re: The Dead of 2025

Paul Worsley wrote: Tue Jun 17, 2025 9:06 am Kim Woodburn 83 RIP.

"The Queen of Clean"
Two dead ladies.
by Ian Volante
Mon Jun 16, 2025 11:46 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How many of your 9 lives have you used ?
Replies: 10
Views: 3576

Re: How many of your 9 lives have you used ?

Walking to school along a quiet, empty road apart from one parked car, another car came along and drove straight into the back of this solitary parked car, and knocked it across the footway and through the fence surrounding the adjacent cow field, all about ten metres in front of me.
by Ian Volante
Thu Jun 12, 2025 10:22 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: How many of your 9 lives have you used ?
Replies: 10
Views: 3576

Re: How many of your 9 lives have you used ?

A set of metal football goalposts once fell on me. Hit me in the back, knocked me over and hit the ground just above my head.
by Ian Volante
Tue May 20, 2025 11:46 am
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: CO:parkrun Recaps
Replies: 754
Views: 3939496

Re: CO:parkrun Recaps

I believe there's evidence that older women are relatively better at endurance events than older blokes.
by Ian Volante
Mon May 19, 2025 12:43 pm
Forum: Countdown - Events
Topic: Co:Edinburgh 2025 - Saturday, 18th October
Replies: 5
Views: 12048

Re: Co:Edinburgh 2025 - Saturday, 18th October

I'm tempted, will have to see what my schedule is like nearer the time. Can vouch for the venue being excellent, and I et at Mamma Roma on Saturday with my korfball team, it's a nice place.
by Ian Volante
Thu Apr 24, 2025 1:14 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Replies: 547
Views: 647818

Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold

White sauce and cheese really spoil lasagne.
by Ian Volante
Wed Apr 16, 2025 11:52 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Replies: 755
Views: 748185

Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised

Mark Deeks wrote: Wed Apr 16, 2025 12:24 am When people post xoxoxoxox etc on messages as a form of affectation, the o is supposed to represent a hug.
Really?
by Ian Volante
Wed Apr 02, 2025 12:09 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Music
Replies: 304
Views: 200547

Re: Music

By the way is it just me that uses Spotify mainly to find songs to add to their list rather than actually listening to the songs? Also, you have a list of songs? Why? I mean, the idea is to listen to them. But in practice I don't go on Spotify very much except when I'm adding songs. Oh, a playlist?
by Ian Volante
Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:07 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Music
Replies: 304
Views: 200547

Re: Music

Gavin Chipper wrote: Mon Mar 31, 2025 1:14 pm By the way is it just me that uses Spotify mainly to find songs to add to their list rather than actually listening to the songs?
Also, you have a list of songs? Why?
by Ian Volante
Tue Apr 01, 2025 12:06 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Music
Replies: 304
Views: 200547

Re: Music

Gavin Chipper wrote: Mon Mar 31, 2025 1:14 pm By the way is it just me that uses Spotify mainly to find songs to add to their list rather than actually listening to the songs?
I quite often use my Deezer account for sharing a song with others rather than listening. I do get good use out of it, mostly when I'm driving.
by Ian Volante
Thu Mar 27, 2025 1:40 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Number Frequencies
Replies: 37
Views: 16348

Re: Number Frequencies

FEWER
by Ian Volante
Wed Mar 26, 2025 12:40 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 511
Views: 827955

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Citizen Kane. Then I had to go read about why it's good. In other words it isn't. I watched it a couple of years or so ago and wasn't massively impressed. I found it reasonably engaging, but also somewhat contrived in its central 'mystery'. In terms of making use of numerous techniques that hadn't ...
by Ian Volante
Tue Mar 25, 2025 12:29 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Interesting things that aren't necessarily completely obvious
Replies: 66
Views: 69494

Re: Interesting things that aren't necessarily completely obvious

The only channel island actually in the channel is Alderney I can't find a definition of the English Channel which excludes any parts of it that are between its defined eastern and western extremities? Was told it at the weekend and at least one source appears to concur, but yeah other sources desc...
by Ian Volante
Tue Mar 25, 2025 12:27 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 511
Views: 827955

Re: What films have you watched lately?

Citizen Kane. Then I had to go read about why it's good.
by Ian Volante
Mon Mar 24, 2025 1:24 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 456
Views: 247431

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Since a recent Windows update, the mouse cursor often appears enormous when I turn my laptop on. So I restart it and it goes back to normal size. Any reason for that? I'd say that's a big pointer. I turned off the fast start-up thing, so it's effectively like a restart every time I turn it off and ...
by Ian Volante
Mon Mar 24, 2025 1:21 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What films have you watched lately?
Replies: 511
Views: 827955

Re: What films have you watched lately?

I watched A Complete Unknown the the Bob Dylan biopic. I thought it was OK, but for its length there was very little in the way of actual story. You could sum it up in a few seconds. In fact I will. New musician Bob Dylan visits Woody Guthrie in hospital and plays him some music. Guthrie is impress...
by Ian Volante
Mon Mar 24, 2025 1:17 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Interesting things that aren't necessarily completely obvious
Replies: 66
Views: 69494

Re: Interesting things that aren't necessarily completely obvious

Fiona T wrote: Mon Mar 24, 2025 12:03 pm The only channel island actually in the channel is Alderney
I can't find a definition of the English Channel which excludes any parts of it that are between its defined eastern and western extremities?
by Ian Volante
Thu Mar 20, 2025 12:47 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Dead of 2025
Replies: 173
Views: 176115

Re: The Dead of 2025

Doug Laughton, one of the most astute sporting minds of the latter part of the 20th century.
by Ian Volante
Thu Mar 06, 2025 1:24 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Ask Graeme?
Replies: 1882
Views: 1972655

Re: Ask Graeme?

During my telly run, I declared two words twice - adjoiner (no longer valid :( ) and watering. 3 part question - a) what's the most times someone has declared the same one word in their telly run b) what's the most number of different words that a player has declared more than once c) has anyone de...
by Ian Volante
Tue Mar 04, 2025 1:03 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: Game shows that ended too soon
Replies: 11
Views: 9105

Re: Game shows that ended too soon

Turnabout.
by Ian Volante
Fri Feb 28, 2025 12:49 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Replies: 547
Views: 647818

Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold

Nowt like a bit of spicy otter.
by Ian Volante
Mon Feb 24, 2025 1:14 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Chat feed not working
Replies: 10
Views: 8006

Re: Chat feed not working

To add onto this, has anyone been able to play a game / have the site run smoothly? I don't know if it's just my computer or if it's everyone. I had a game with Ian Linton and it took about a minute to move from choosing how many large numbers to the board itself. And we even had a letters round wh...
by Ian Volante
Mon Feb 24, 2025 1:13 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner
Replies: 456
Views: 247431

Re: The Matt Morrison Computer Corner

Gavin Chipper wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2025 6:19 pm Since a recent Windows update, the mouse cursor often appears enormous when I turn my laptop on. So I restart it and it goes back to normal size. Any reason for that?
I'd say that's a big pointer.