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- Wed Oct 15, 2025 7:25 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Stand-up comedy
- Replies: 86
- Views: 47107
Re: Stand-up comedy
Didn't realise it would be a sell-out. It's the day after Milton Keynes I think but that doesn't necessarily rule it out. I was shocked it sold out so quick I have allocated 9 for family members but there might be one going spare. It is feasible there will be people dropping out but considering the...
- Wed Oct 15, 2025 6:13 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Inventions corner
- Replies: 53
- Views: 20470
Re: Inventions corner
Curzon Cinema to automatically link films you've watched to Letterboxd
- Wed Oct 15, 2025 6:10 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Stand-up comedy
- Replies: 86
- Views: 47107
Re: Stand-up comedy
All tickets now sold, luckily I snaffle 10 before they all went
- Mon Oct 13, 2025 7:05 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What films have you watched lately?
- Replies: 507
- Views: 624774
Re: What films have you watched lately?
Yeah I remember Joey Deacon
My brother especially does as Joey Meakin and Joey Deacon almost rhyme
My brother especially does as Joey Meakin and Joey Deacon almost rhyme
- Sat Oct 11, 2025 6:36 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
Surprised he lasted so long
- Sat Oct 11, 2025 3:38 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What films have you watched lately?
- Replies: 507
- Views: 624774
Re: What films have you watched lately?
I Swear biopic of John Davidson sufferer of Tourettes.
One of the best films of the year very sad but also very funny.
People of a certain age may remember John from the documentary John's Not Mad
One of the best films of the year very sad but also very funny.
People of a certain age may remember John from the documentary John's Not Mad
- Tue Oct 07, 2025 7:48 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What films have you watched lately?
- Replies: 507
- Views: 624774
Re: What films have you watched lately?
Heathers. I've seen probably most of it before but I don't think I've actually ever sat down and watched it all. I think it's quite good and has some good humour. To make a random 80s teen movie comparison, it's much better than The Breakfast Club. The breakfast Club is one of the most over rated f...
- Sat Oct 04, 2025 5:08 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
I'm waiting for Mick Hucknall to go so I can say Simply Dead
- Sat Oct 04, 2025 4:49 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Stand-up comedy
- Replies: 86
- Views: 47107
Re: Stand-up comedy
I start my training tomorrow
- Sat Oct 04, 2025 4:43 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Stand-up comedy
- Replies: 86
- Views: 47107
Re: Stand-up comedy
https://uk.ultratickets.co/event/ultra- ... 0-11-2025/Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Sat Oct 04, 2025 3:17 pm There might be some interest in this. How do you buy tickets?
- Sat Oct 04, 2025 2:20 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What films have you watched lately?
- Replies: 507
- Views: 624774
Re: What films have you watched lately?
I watched One Battle After Another twice in a week.
It's so good and the score by Johnny Greenwood is awesome, such a great satire and Sean Penn is amazing as Captain Lockjaw.
Also the fantastically named Chase Infiniti was great as Willa
It's so good and the score by Johnny Greenwood is awesome, such a great satire and Sean Penn is amazing as Captain Lockjaw.
Also the fantastically named Chase Infiniti was great as Willa
- Fri Oct 03, 2025 6:11 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
I'm guessing you haven't watched Lark Rise to Candleford then.Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Fri Oct 03, 2025 10:58 am Mark Heap just played the Mark Heap character in Friday Night Dinner. It's what he does in everything.
I guess his character in Spaced is similar insomuch as him being an oddball
- Fri Oct 03, 2025 10:49 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
I will have to give that to Michael from I'm Alan Partridge or Jim from Friday Night Dinners
- Wed Oct 01, 2025 4:44 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Stand-up comedy
- Replies: 86
- Views: 47107
Re: Stand-up comedy
Tickets for my comedy gig go on sale on Friday. I need to sell a minimum of 10 seats at £25 each for my " free training" Might do a 2 for one special here ( though it might be a stretch to find 2 forumites that like me let alone spend 25 quid to watch me be funny for 5 minutes. There will ...
- Fri Sep 26, 2025 1:59 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1813
- Views: 2033591
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
It's an ill wind, etcMark Deeks wrote: ↑Thu Sep 25, 2025 10:13 pm You say that now, but the other day, when I offered to fart all over you, you called for a union rep and insisted it go to a mediation session. Can't win with some people.
- Sun Sep 14, 2025 3:43 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
I used to say having a DerekGavin Chipper wrote: ↑Sun Sep 14, 2025 2:54 pm You are having a Ricky.
(Ricky Hatton; hat 'n' scarf; laugh.)
- Sun Sep 14, 2025 2:15 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
Big shock
- Fri Sep 12, 2025 5:12 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Eurovision 2025
- Replies: 23
- Views: 4629
Re: Eurovision 2025
I agree it's wrong to ban Russian athletes from individual sports, but a stronger case can be made to ban Russian national teams, as well as Israeli ones. Eurovision is more about the country than the act. The Dutch has also threatened to pull out. Maybe let Palestine enter and Israel will pull out
- Fri Sep 12, 2025 6:52 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Eurovision 2025
- Replies: 23
- Views: 4629
Re: Eurovision 2025
Bye bye Ireland.Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Thu Sep 11, 2025 4:15 pm Ireland saying they'll pull out next year if Israel participate.
If you want to eliminate countries then use the " not in Europe" as a reason not the country.
I also say that banning Russia from sports is wrong as long as the athletes are clean
- Tue Sep 09, 2025 9:51 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: New Years Resolutions 2025
- Replies: 6
- Views: 5653
Re: New Years Resolutions 2025
This may have been done in previous years but I need a marker for my resolutions. 1) to lose 3 stone by Christmas. I have signed up the NHS path to type 2 diabetes remission and it's a years program. 2) to improve my woeful scrabble rating (currently 122 has been 141) by 10 points minimum 3) to bre...
- Tue Sep 09, 2025 4:43 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should
- Replies: 122
- Views: 70190
Re: Minor things that annoy you more than they probably should
Talent shows where 10 year old kids sing adult songs.
I don't wanta Shirley Temple lookalike singing Like a Virgin
I don't wanta Shirley Temple lookalike singing Like a Virgin
- Mon Sep 08, 2025 5:28 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
On the way home a homeless man was singing The Logical Song.... I said That's Supertramp he replied thanks very much
- Fri Sep 05, 2025 1:51 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
The Duchess of Kent.
Front bench political career of Angela Rayner
RIP
Front bench political career of Angela Rayner
RIP
- Mon Sep 01, 2025 6:15 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
Hungarian born but former British champion Joe Bugner.
Went the distance twice with Ali
Went the distance twice with Ali
- Mon Sep 01, 2025 6:15 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
Hungarian born but former British champion Joe Bugner.
Went the distance twice with Ali
Went the distance twice with Ali
- Sun Aug 31, 2025 7:32 pm
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: Destination X
- Replies: 4
- Views: 13105
Re: Destination X
Bit late to the Party so no spoilers after episode 2. I think the contestant in episode 1 deliberately got themselves eliminated due to being uncomfortable after an earlier clue. Episode 2 was easy as there was an anagram or 2 to solve. My problem would be finding the destination on the map. A hybri...
- Sun Aug 31, 2025 5:28 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: COREA 2025 - Countdown in Reading - 30 August 2025
- Replies: 16
- Views: 55404
Re: COREA 2025 - Countdown in Reading - 30 August 2025
Great day though I missed the final along with at least 10 gettable numbers round totals hence the low score but I will take the 2 wins and avoiding the wooden spoon, though I had second lowest total.
Will have to up my numbers game though going 4 large and 6 small didn't pay off much
Will have to up my numbers game though going 4 large and 6 small didn't pay off much
- Mon Aug 25, 2025 4:04 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: CO MSO Sunday 24th August 2025
- Replies: 6
- Views: 8191
- Mon Aug 25, 2025 3:57 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Just finished my last Oatibix...
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2688
Re: Just finished my last Oatibix...
We haven't been able to get hold of these for months and I had the last one in the house today. Does anyone else here eat these? There's nothing online to suggest they've been discontinued. Weetabix's site still has them as a thing. There was something about a shortage in November last year but the...
- Mon Aug 25, 2025 2:34 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Would you fail your Theory test if you took it again or for the first time?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2664
Re: Would you fail your Theory test if you took it again or for the first time?
You'd be alright as a lot of the questions have more of a place in a general knowledge quiz than a driving theory testIan Volante wrote: ↑Mon Aug 25, 2025 11:54 am I didn't have to do it first time, so I haven't a clue.
- Sun Aug 24, 2025 8:01 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Would you fail your Theory test if you took it again or for the first time?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2664
Re: Would you fail your Theory test if you took it again or for the first time?
I was under the impression that most questions were essentially: You are behind a slow moving vehicle with no opportunity to overtake. Do you a) Honk your horn b) Flash your lights c) Keep a safe distance behind and just be fucking patient So I think I'd pass. There are too many questions about fir...
- Sun Aug 24, 2025 11:10 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Would you fail your Theory test if you took it again or for the first time?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2664
Would you fail your Theory test if you took it again or for the first time?
I'm referring to drivers who have already passed their test obvs
- Fri Aug 22, 2025 4:42 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: MSO 2025
- Replies: 3
- Views: 66150
Re: MSO 2025
https://photos.app.goo.gl/9LKJ4hpV5uCmZ2bo6Marc Meakin wrote: ↑Fri Aug 22, 2025 4:00 pmYay won a bronze medal, just failed gold by cocking up my outplay.... Still bronze matched my eyes betterMarc Meakin wrote: ↑Thu Aug 07, 2025 7:31 am Who's going and watcha playing?
Playing Scrabble but Countdown is on at the bank Holiday weekend so not this year for me
- Fri Aug 22, 2025 4:00 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: MSO 2025
- Replies: 3
- Views: 66150
Re: MSO 2025
Yay won a bronze medal, just failed gold by cocking up my outplay.... Still bronze matched my eyes betterMarc Meakin wrote: ↑Thu Aug 07, 2025 7:31 am Who's going and watcha playing?
Playing Scrabble but Countdown is on at the bank Holiday weekend so not this year for me
- Fri Aug 22, 2025 6:56 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Have you ever gone back to Your Childhood School etc to work?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2753
Have you ever gone back to Your Childhood School etc to work?
My friend is starting work in Seprember at his childhood secondary school as a teaching assistant.
There is also a doctor in my local news bulletin working in the hospital he was born
There is also a doctor in my local news bulletin working in the hospital he was born
- Wed Aug 20, 2025 3:33 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What type of smartphone do you have?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2145
Re: What type of smartphone do you have?
Huawei then Samsung back to Huawei when Samsung got wet
- Fri Aug 15, 2025 6:30 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: Co-Event Suggestion Box
- Replies: 458
- Views: 465108
Re: Co-Event Suggestion Box
I'm like a dog with a bone but if anybody going to Reading wants to spend their lunchtime playing a Scrabble/Countdown hybrid game let me know and I will bring a Scrabble set Same as Scrabble except 2 bags vowels and consonants (one blank in each bag) 30 second clock per move (maybe egg timer) Happy...
- Wed Aug 13, 2025 5:47 pm
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: Co-Event Suggestion Box
- Replies: 458
- Views: 465108
Re: Co-Event Suggestion Box
Maybe I should start a separate thread for this but I want to run a 2 day event with day one being a Scrabble tourney and day 2 being a co event in 2026 I can always flip which day for which but I want ideally players to come to both and obviously a discount for those that do both. The thing is I am...
- Tue Aug 12, 2025 6:50 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
Biddy Baxter of Blue Peter fame
- Sat Aug 09, 2025 6:57 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
I think the thread was about all iterative named people being worried after a spate of them died recently although both Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osborne have different birth names
- Fri Aug 08, 2025 9:09 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?
- Replies: 74
- Views: 63363
Re: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?
Random things keeping me awake.
I'm wondering if the guy who clears up the poo in my garden will work out we don't have any pets
I'm wondering if the guy who clears up the poo in my garden will work out we don't have any pets
- Fri Aug 08, 2025 8:51 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?
- Replies: 74
- Views: 63363
Re: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?
There must have been reruns, I thought it was on in the 70s
- Fri Aug 08, 2025 12:00 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?
- Replies: 74
- Views: 63363
Re: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?
This joke is very niche as you probably need to be over 50 to get it.
The real name for Swansea is Arthur Swanserelli.
So probably not for my gig.
Equally if Fonzie was so cool why did he hang out with such wankers
The real name for Swansea is Arthur Swanserelli.
So probably not for my gig.
Equally if Fonzie was so cool why did he hang out with such wankers
- Thu Aug 07, 2025 7:31 am
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: MSO 2025
- Replies: 3
- Views: 66150
MSO 2025
Who's going and watcha playing?
Playing Scrabble but Countdown is on at the bank Holiday weekend so not this year for me
Playing Scrabble but Countdown is on at the bank Holiday weekend so not this year for me
- Tue Aug 05, 2025 9:17 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?
- Replies: 74
- Views: 63363
Re: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?
Given that it's highly unlikely that anybody here would pay £25 quid to watch me perform stand-up/die on my arse. I want to share a original* (haven't stolen though maybe someone has used it) joke I intend to use. ..... Over the last year I have lost nearly 6 stone, so imagine, that's the equivalent...
- Mon Aug 04, 2025 8:37 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?
- Replies: 74
- Views: 63363
Re: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?
Surely that would depend on the size of the buttGavin Chipper wrote: ↑Mon Aug 04, 2025 3:51 pm I think it can be fine as long as any overweight people in the audience aren't likely to perceive themselves as the butt of the joke.
- Mon Aug 04, 2025 2:51 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?
- Replies: 74
- Views: 63363
Re: Which Is Your Favourite Joke?
Opinions sought here with regards my stand up routine Quite a lot of my material involves me talking about when I was grossly overweight. Given I have lost over 5 stones I'm worried that although I am using self deprecating humour it might come across a offensive to fat people in the audience Opinio...
- Mon Aug 04, 2025 2:45 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Interesting things that aren't necessarily completely obvious
- Replies: 57
- Views: 51178
Re: Interesting things that aren't necessarily completely obvious
In about 60 years of the Red Arrows, according to Wikipedia , there have been 12 pilot fatalities, so about one every 5 years. Apparently they have 9 pilots at a time who are with the team for 3 years each. This gives each pilot about a 1 in 15 chance of dying. OK, so that assumes a constant chance...
- Fri Aug 01, 2025 6:15 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1813
- Views: 2033591
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Is. Midnight the end of the day or the beginning of the day. I can get 2 corporate tickets for Ricky Gervais and the go on sale midnight if the 6th of August. I am hoping that means 1 minute after 12.59 on the 5th? I always think of it as in a sort of limbo between two days. But normally it's obvio...
- Fri Aug 01, 2025 6:11 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
Hulk Hogan has died. No link because I can't be bothered on my phone. You'll have to take this one on trust. This could be some bizzaro only connect question. 4 points OO 3 points HH 2 points.....Boris Becker should be worried Chilrden's author Allan Ahlberg (though I think that was his real name i...
- Fri Aug 01, 2025 12:55 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1813
- Views: 2033591
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Is. Midnight the end of the day or the beginning of the day.
I can get 2 corporate tickets for Ricky Gervais and the go on sale midnight if the 6th of August.
I am hoping that means 1 minute after 11.59 on the 5th?
I can get 2 corporate tickets for Ricky Gervais and the go on sale midnight if the 6th of August.
I am hoping that means 1 minute after 11.59 on the 5th?
- Wed Jul 30, 2025 7:37 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
Sylvia Young.
Theatre School founder
Theatre School founder
- Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:53 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Interesting things that aren't necessarily completely obvious
- Replies: 57
- Views: 51178
Re: Interesting things that aren't necessarily completely obvious
Disney LAnd
Disney wORLd
Disney wORLd
- Mon Jul 28, 2025 7:08 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Crash Courses, do they work?
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2865
Crash Courses, do they work?
The unfortunately named crash course in passing your driving test, has anyone done one and was it worth the money? In lieu of a payout for my bike accident, I feel it's time I've passed my test But I'm not very patient ( see my crash diet results) So I kinda wanted to do an intensive driving course ...
- Sun Jul 27, 2025 11:33 am
- Forum: Countdown - Events
- Topic: 2025 FOCAL calendar
- Replies: 18
- Views: 42508
Re: 2025 FOCAL calendar
I'm organising a Scrabble Tournament in Canterbury on 8th November and if it's successful I was thinking of a Countdown event but it's 18 quid per hour so I will need a reasonably large amount in order to book it.
It had to be a Saturday I was looking at March/ April
If I built it would you come?
It had to be a Saturday I was looking at March/ April
If I built it would you come?
- Sun Jul 27, 2025 11:01 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
And Chelsea
- Sun Jul 27, 2025 11:01 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
Slim Shady is doing OK
- Sat Jul 26, 2025 11:02 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: The Dead of 2025
- Replies: 140
- Views: 133848
Re: The Dead of 2025
This could be some bizzaro only connect question.Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Thu Jul 24, 2025 5:16 pm Hulk Hogan has died. No link because I can't be bothered on my phone. You'll have to take this one on trust.
4 points OO
3 points HH
2 points.....Boris Becker should be worried
- Tue Jul 22, 2025 5:32 pm
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: Quizzes/game shows you'd like to see return?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 38136
Re: Quizzes/game shows you'd like to see return?
Headhunters
The Questiin Jury.
Name That Tune
The pyramid game
The Questiin Jury.
Name That Tune
The pyramid game
- Tue Jul 22, 2025 5:04 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 814
- Views: 767350
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
I could possibly go to that. I work by dates rather than saint days though (but I think you did give the date somewhere else). Oh it's the 30th of November in the Backyard Club in Bethnal Green. Tickets won't go on sale until the end odmf September I'm supposed to sell 10 ticjets to family and frie...