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- Sat Apr 27, 2024 12:34 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Politics in General
- Replies: 1643
- Views: 1715717
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 9:00 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: c4c errors
- Replies: 5
- Views: 71
Re: c4c errors
Same here. Good to know it's not just me.
- Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:10 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Interesting things that aren't necessarily completely obvious
- Replies: 10
- Views: 3052
Re: Interesting things that aren't necessarily completely obvious
Kirstie Alley's parents died in a car accident on the way to a Halloween party. Her mother was dressed in black face and her father was in a ku klux klan outfit.
https://youtu.be/5EEYp-plTYk?si=rRVFf6sz0IY1IHgz
https://youtu.be/5EEYp-plTYk?si=rRVFf6sz0IY1IHgz
- Sun Apr 21, 2024 1:15 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 640
- Views: 290312
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Spot on Adam. Only copped this recently myself. And they're not really even hiding it. The second verse is something else.Marc Meakin wrote: ↑Sun Apr 21, 2024 11:29 amFilthy lyrics could have it's own thread.
The Beatles were good at hiding or implying filthy lyrics
- Sun Apr 21, 2024 1:11 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What films have you watched lately?
- Replies: 430
- Views: 258585
Re: What films have you watched lately?
Sisu: over-the-top, Finnish, revenge flick featuring lots of nazi killing. Good fun.
Pearl: Classed as a horror, I suppose. Not really frightening but enjoyably creepy. Mia Goth is excellent. Apparently it's a prequel to another movie I haven't seen but I want to now.
Pearl: Classed as a horror, I suppose. Not really frightening but enjoyably creepy. Mia Goth is excellent. Apparently it's a prequel to another movie I haven't seen but I want to now.
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 7:43 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: No More FA Cup Replays
- Replies: 19
- Views: 293
Re: No More FA Cup Replays
In the League of Ireland, sometimes the lower teams don't have a suitable pitch for a so called glamour tie and they will play the game in the bigger team's ground but will still be designated as the home team.
- Thu Apr 18, 2024 7:09 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 281
- Views: 33915
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
I kinda like this idea. Wouldn't mind scrapping extra time and sure, have 11 penalties each. Everyone should have to take one and save one.
- Tue Apr 16, 2024 8:45 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Why don't you like basketball?
- Replies: 79
- Views: 39212
Re: Why don't you like basketball?
https://x.com/michaelbeck/status/1779665211344990242
This is how you get people to like Basketball.
"He gave them chicken, he's a man of the people" is an all time announcer moment.
This is how you get people to like Basketball.
"He gave them chicken, he's a man of the people" is an all time announcer moment.
- Thu Apr 04, 2024 11:26 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 640
- Views: 290312
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Saw a news headline that said "Kaizer Chiefs Defender Shot" and I thought why would you shoot someone just because they liked that band, then I realised it was a South African footballer who was killed in a car jacking. Woops
- Wed Apr 03, 2024 11:08 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Politics in General
- Replies: 1643
- Views: 1715717
Re: Politics in General
But then you look at shit like this from the left side: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jBHvx7POz8 How hard is it to say that a call for genocide is hate speech and harassment regardless of context? How ridiculously insane do you have to be (and these are deans of three ivy league universities!) h...
- Tue Apr 02, 2024 11:57 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Politics in General
- Replies: 1643
- Views: 1715717
Re: Politics in General
But then you look at shit like this from the left side: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jBHvx7POz8 How hard is it to say that a call for genocide is hate speech and harassment regardless of context? How ridiculously insane do you have to be (and these are deans of three ivy league universities!) h...
- Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:34 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
- Replies: 759
- Views: 428194
Re: C4C/apto/Countdown Dreams
Had a dream about finding something out and posting about it in the really obvious things you just realised thread. Annoyingly I can't remember what the thing was so I don't know if it was an actual fact that would belong in the actual thread. I think it had something to do with the name of a camera...
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:44 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
- Replies: 773
- Views: 606128
Re: What TV programmes have you been watching lately?
I have been watching the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Brilliant as usual although not as good as previous seasons.
Also watched Season 1 of Barry with Bill Hader which is excellent. Can't wait to watch the rest.
Also watched Season 1 of Barry with Bill Hader which is excellent. Can't wait to watch the rest.
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:39 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What films have you watched lately?
- Replies: 430
- Views: 258585
Re: What films have you watched lately?
Finally watched Sexy Beast and Layer Cake. Enjoyed both but Sexy Beast was my favourite. Layer Cake was good but there was something about it. People rate it higher than the likes of Lock Stock but I don't know. I prefer Guy Ritchie to Vaughan. I have Sisu ready to watch and I'm going to see my favo...
- Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:14 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Politics in General
- Replies: 1643
- Views: 1715717
Re: Politics in General
I've noticed that the first minister of the home nations tick a lot of the diversity boxes and gender (in the case of Norther Ireland. Isn't it time The Tea Shop was a first minister of colour I stared at this for a while, but I'm still lost as to what it means. He means the Taoiseach. But anyway i...
- Sat Mar 23, 2024 11:20 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 281
- Views: 33915
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Oh shit. I completely forgot I was told about Kate's diagnosis last night.
- Sat Mar 23, 2024 9:50 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 281
- Views: 33915
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
The Marchioness of Cholmondeley is better looking than Kate Middleton.
- Thu Mar 14, 2024 7:08 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdowners in the news
- Replies: 243
- Views: 124996
Re: Countdowners in the news
Probably doesn't count as news but nevertheless...
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- Wed Mar 06, 2024 1:59 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 640
- Views: 290312
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
There's hardly any still photos of Neil Armstrong on the moon. There's one with his back to the camera and one of his reflection in Buzz Aldrin's visor, because Neil had the camera on his suit. That's not the obvious thing though. What I did realise while looking at these pictures is, it would be fu...
- Tue Mar 05, 2024 9:00 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Filmdle and Framed
- Replies: 1
- Views: 1389
- Sat Mar 02, 2024 6:08 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 640
- Views: 290312
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
If something is sub par it means it's not good however sub means under or below and the word par comes from golf, and in golf it's good if you are under par so the expression kind of doesn't make sense.
- Thu Feb 29, 2024 4:41 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Interesting things that aren't necessarily completely obvious
- Replies: 10
- Views: 3052
Re: Interesting things that aren't necessarily completely obvious
I have loads of films recording off the tv on vhs tapes. Apparently it is possible to recover old teletext data from those tapes.
- Fri Feb 23, 2024 8:49 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 281
- Views: 33915
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
A group of us were down in Cork recently and we went to a strip club because it was the closest place to us still open and we fancied a late drink. It was 100 quid for a private dance! Just for a dance? You're basically paying to be prick teased. Unless other stuff was actually going on, I couldn't ...
- Tue Feb 13, 2024 7:31 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1615
- Views: 666441
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Isn't it a kind of tinnitus? I also heard that the ping you hear is one particular frequency that you will never hear again. Don't know how true that is.Mark Deeks wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2024 3:47 pm What's that whole thing about when your ear goes PING and then you're deaf for a few seconds?
- Sun Feb 11, 2024 5:39 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 281
- Views: 33915
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
You're taking "the same" from the original post too literally. The point of the original post was a commentary on how people anthropomorphise animals and attribute to them human like feelings and motivations that they don't really have and that often people consider dogs to have a closer r...
- Sun Feb 11, 2024 3:00 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 281
- Views: 33915
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Cats and dogs are the same. People think cats are cold and heartless and dogs show love. Bullshit. They've both learned to manipulate humans to get food. You can apply this reductive logic to all life, including humans. Obviously not just about manipulating humans to get food, but more generally ma...
- Sun Feb 11, 2024 2:59 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 281
- Views: 33915
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
No you haven't.Gavin Chipper wrote: ↑Sat Feb 10, 2024 9:38 pmI debunked it.Elliott Mellor wrote: ↑Sat Feb 10, 2024 8:39 pmThis is a good one.Mark James wrote: ↑Fri Feb 09, 2024 10:04 pm Cats and dogs are the same. People think cats are cold and heartless and dogs show love. Bullshit. They've both learned to manipulate humans to get food.
- Fri Feb 09, 2024 10:04 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 281
- Views: 33915
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Cats and dogs are the same. People think cats are cold and heartless and dogs show love. Bullshit. They've both learned to manipulate humans to get food.
- Wed Feb 07, 2024 10:26 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What films have you watched lately?
- Replies: 430
- Views: 258585
Re: What films have you watched lately?
Killing of a Sacred Dear. Was OK. Definitely picks up as it goes although the dialogue choices are a bit strange. I wonder if they filmed multiple endings. Blood Simple. Enjoyed it. Not my favourite Cohen brothers flick but still good. No Hard Feelings. Throwaway but enjoyable enough. Rewatched some...
- Wed Feb 07, 2024 6:03 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 640
- Views: 290312
- Tue Jan 30, 2024 10:38 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Favourite Comedy Gig
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1004
Re: Favourite Comedy Gig
Sad to say since he's since become a zionist boomer on a complaining about PC gone mad kick in recent times but Jerry Seinfeld was probably the best live gig I saw. My face was hurting from laughing. Other highlights would be Jackie Mason, Billy Connolly, Bill Burr, Tommy Tiernan, Reginald D. Hunter...
- Sun Jan 21, 2024 3:25 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 640
- Views: 290312
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
Croatia as well is a great shape. I like how they let Bosnia and Herzegovina have a tiny little bit of beach.
- Sun Jan 21, 2024 3:12 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
- Replies: 640
- Views: 290312
Re: REALLY obvious things you've just realised
I don't think we talk about the shape of the country Chile enough. Just a big, long, thin country. It's amazing.
- Sat Jan 20, 2024 9:41 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1615
- Views: 666441
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Is there anything in real life that actually has a self destruct button?
- Sat Jan 13, 2024 1:44 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 281
- Views: 33915
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
He did do it but he had special shoes that had a groove in the heel that a screw on the stage could slot into which is why he didn't fall over.
- Thu Jan 11, 2024 11:43 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1615
- Views: 666441
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
How soon after the bicycle was invented did someone intentionally perform a wheelie? Do you reckon you could do a wheelie on a penny farthing?
- Wed Jan 03, 2024 10:35 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Countdowners in the news
- Replies: 243
- Views: 124996
Re: Countdowners in the news
Excellent
- Sat Dec 30, 2023 9:13 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: People you shouldn't trust
- Replies: 921
- Views: 426177
Re: People you shouldn't trust
I think you are misunderstanding. I don't mean locking your thumb inside your fist. I mean having your thumb literally pointing outwards. Hopefully the link below works to show what I mean.
https://images.app.goo.gl/9zEwSDsvmkHyL6Nf6
https://images.app.goo.gl/9zEwSDsvmkHyL6Nf6
- Sat Dec 30, 2023 3:30 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Politics in General
- Replies: 1643
- Views: 1715717
Re: Politics in General
I am at that stage where I'm like, just show the fucking videos then. Or, if they are as atrocious as people say, at least describe what happens in them. I guarantee nothing anyone could say would justify the current Israeli response, of which I've actually seen videos of. Even if it was worse than ...
- Fri Dec 29, 2023 5:36 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Strange things you used to believe as a child
- Replies: 32
- Views: 6339
Re: Strange things you used to believe as a child
I heard it first on Beavis and Butt-Head where they pronounced it tit-liest, like the most titly. The way I've heard the "correct" pronunciation is tide lest.
- Thu Dec 28, 2023 11:48 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: People you shouldn't trust
- Replies: 921
- Views: 426177
Re: People you shouldn't trust
People who give the middle finger wrong. The correct way is to have a closed fist and then raise the middle finger. The wrong way is only curling the knuckles of the other fingers and you thumb sticking out.
- Thu Dec 28, 2023 11:44 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1615
- Views: 666441
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
Is lava wet?
- Thu Dec 28, 2023 1:24 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Deathwatch 2017
- Replies: 467
- Views: 231409
- Sun Dec 24, 2023 12:40 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Your favourite Christmas song
- Replies: 33
- Views: 4049
Re: Your favourite Christmas song
But Die Hard is good.
I had never heard Stop the Cavalry until this year. I wish I never had. Can't believe it got so many votes.
One of my favourites I forgot to mention was Mike Oldfield's version of In Dulci Jubilo.
https://youtu.be/VCvz7uflMIU?si=eb4HEU8k823hm8SV
I had never heard Stop the Cavalry until this year. I wish I never had. Can't believe it got so many votes.
One of my favourites I forgot to mention was Mike Oldfield's version of In Dulci Jubilo.
https://youtu.be/VCvz7uflMIU?si=eb4HEU8k823hm8SV
- Sun Dec 24, 2023 12:18 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: AV: Yes or No?
- Replies: 277
- Views: 50681
Re: AV: Yes or No?
Didn't want to take over the Christmas song thread with this so figured the reply would fit here: Or I should have worded the poll differently. First Past the Post voting is terrible. Consider the wording to be as needed for the poll to make sense. If I change it now, I'm worried it will reset. For ...
- Sat Dec 23, 2023 10:16 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Your favourite Christmas song
- Replies: 33
- Views: 4049
Re: Your favourite Christmas song(s)
It's called favourite Christmas song not songs. You should have only been able to vote for one. Or I should have worded the poll differently. First Past the Post voting is terrible. Consider the wording to be as needed for the poll to make sense. If I change it now, I'm worried it will reset. For m...
- Sat Dec 23, 2023 9:42 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Your favourite Christmas song
- Replies: 33
- Views: 4049
Re: Your favourite Christmas song
It's called favourite Christmas song not songs. You should have only been able to vote for one.
Re: Music
This is my top 5
5. Merry Christmas Everyone - Shakin' Stevens
4. Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End) - The Darkness
3. Merry Xmas Everybody - Slade
2. All I Want for Christmas is You - Mariah Carey
1. Fairytale of New York - The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl
5. Merry Christmas Everyone - Shakin' Stevens
4. Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End) - The Darkness
3. Merry Xmas Everybody - Slade
2. All I Want for Christmas is You - Mariah Carey
1. Fairytale of New York - The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl
- Fri Dec 15, 2023 12:22 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 281
- Views: 33915
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
It's been 15 years since that guy threw his shoes at George W. Bush and time to admit that Bush dodged those shoes like a boss and is probably one of the coolest things an American president ever did.
- Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:16 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What films have you watched lately?
- Replies: 430
- Views: 258585
Re: What films have you watched lately?
I was away on holidays with a group of lads and we thought it would be a laugh to check it out but it wasn't. 2.7 is generous.
- Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:05 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What films have you watched lately?
- Replies: 430
- Views: 258585
Re: What films have you watched lately?
Watched the Michael Flatley movie Blackbird. Was hoping it would be a so bad it's good kind of movie but it was just bad. The opening few scenes raise a chuckle because they're chock full of cliché and there's a hilarious hat switch moment but other then that, it was dull as ditch water.
- Tue Dec 05, 2023 2:00 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 281
- Views: 33915
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
It's fine for cyclists to break traffic lights. Don't get me wrong, I don't think you should go full pelt through them, I treat red lights like a yield sign rather than a stop sign. If it safe to do so, and you are keeping an eye out for potential pedestrians I don't think it's that big a deal to go...
- Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:33 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Trade Secrets
- Replies: 155
- Views: 43916
Re: Top Tips, Cheats and Life Hacks
Top tip for theatre designers. Don't build theatres that contain areas with restricted views.
- Thu Nov 30, 2023 9:11 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Deathwatch 2017
- Replies: 467
- Views: 231409
Re: Deathwatch 2017
Belongs in the unpopular opinions page. Unless the p stands for pain.
- Tue Nov 21, 2023 11:04 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 281
- Views: 33915
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Alcohol is a scourge on society. Nerd culture was far more ruinous. Nerds used to be bullied for a reason and with good cause. I get that being bullied sucked and a good defence was to not care and double down on being nerdy but it went too far. And then of course it was appropriated by people who ...
- Tue Nov 21, 2023 10:20 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 281
- Views: 33915
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
No one disagrees with this. You're ruining this thread more than me.Marc Meakin wrote: ↑Tue Nov 21, 2023 9:57 pm Your teenage years are probably the worst period of your life
- Tue Nov 21, 2023 8:21 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 281
- Views: 33915
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
All my opinions happen to be correct so I can't gauge how unpopular they are because I don't care.
- Tue Nov 21, 2023 4:05 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
- Replies: 281
- Views: 33915
Re: Unpopular opinions you genuinely hold
Alcohol is a scourge on society. *family fortunes incorrect buzzer sound* Actually, alcohol is the only thing that makes this shit world bearable. (Yes. I may be an alcoholic) The correct way to insert capital letters when using a keyboard is to go caps lock -> letter -> caps lock. This is the beha...
- Mon Oct 30, 2023 12:05 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Questions you've always wanted answered
- Replies: 1615
- Views: 666441
Re: Questions you've always wanted answered
I don't think the worry is kids getting abducted, more them getting hit by cars.
- Fri Oct 27, 2023 9:36 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Interesting things that aren't necessarily completely obvious
- Replies: 10
- Views: 3052
Interesting things that aren't necessarily completely obvious
NASA explored the idea of putting Big Bird on the Challenger space shuttle. You know, the one that exploded.Ian Volante wrote: ↑Mon Oct 23, 2023 12:07 pm I feel that some people need to look at the title of this thread, and maybe disappear off to the "interesting things that aren't necessarily completely obvious" thread.