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Lesley Hines

Now I'm convinced you're mad (and this is coming from "the voice of reason"). I think what you did was every bit as bad as allegations of sexual assault. Threatening to use bribed, perjured testimony using racism charges against an innocent man just doing his job to dodge a 4 lousy quid fa...

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Ryan Taylor wrote:Loose Women all the way.

We're talking TV, not your hobbies.

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Craig wasn't an Apterite until after his octochamp run, IIRC, and he did bloody brilliantly. 'Course, you're also assuming both Countdown and apterous will go on indefinitely. (No reason they shouldn't, just examining the variables...) It depends on why you watch it: to compete with the contestants,...

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Thanks for posting that Andrew, and unlucky but I enjoyed it so thanks

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I pronounce it 'Odeon' because there isn't a Cineworld for miles around here. Or, like Jim says, the pictures, flicks, movies, etc. If I were it would be sinny, and cinema's closer to sinnymuh.

But, like you said - back atcha - why?

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You're running Word 2007 + - if you go to save it have a look under the filename and choose Word 97 - 2003 format. It'll be accessible to everyone. (I know you've done it to pdf now but for next time...

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Nice crossword, btw

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Gavin Chipper wrote:Just allow human players on Apterous.

And you said that on Prune's birthday too. Man, that's cruel.

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spored

Made worse by having valid, equal alternatives

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Charlie Reams wrote:
Lesley Hines wrote:
Lesley Hines wrote:

Lesley Hines didn't write this.
Shush Lesley.

Awesome

I did you know. Off to don my other alter ego.

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Charlie Reams wrote:paranoid schizophrenia

Don't be silly; you don't need to be paranoid when you have fan circles across the web and aficionados.

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I was thinking in Statland it would be nice if $login appeared in the lists, the way they do for the Duel? That way even if you're not in the top x for the page you can still see how you compare.

Just my little thought

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In the Main Event Flight A it ended up me 2 - Liam 1:

Lesley Hines 83 - 114 Liam Tiernan
Liam Tiernan 74 - 92 Lesley Hines
Lesley Hines 87 - 75 Liam Tiernan

A surprise result as Liam had some lousy luck with a couple of misdeclarations but enjoyed all three, thanks.

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The story of the Nativity (worth a gander

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On ebay you can purchase a bar of Dove soap for a mere £1.25 + £1.50 P&P (sold in Tesco for 55p). Possibly the most disturbing one I saw though was a Rampant Rabbit that had been reduced to £25 from £40 - condition: Used.

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John Bosley wrote:'dirty-bearded'

TOO MANY JOKES!!!

Keep it clean please, this is a family forum

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Michael Wallace wrote:
Lesley Hines wrote:you've missed that Caecilius's profession starts with a W.
What the hell is a wbanker?

Podex perfectus es

(Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum

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John Bosley wrote:I don't!

Neither do I.

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Gavin Chipper wrote:No-one expects full marks on their homework. You should get at least 8/10.

I wouldn't have given 8/10 for the original copying out, let alone anything else. The capitalisation and punctuation are all over the place. Plus, you've missed that Caecilius's profession starts with a W.

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Man, I'm bummed.

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Dude, "Dictionary Corner" on apterous is not the same as on the show. How can you be so sure of that? IIRC, that game was filmed at the end of February (the day after the specials were filmed) so anything after that doesn't count. That does mean that Charlie was in the studio at the time,...

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I nominate that annoying half-skin-half-flesh layer you sometimes get just under the skin of an onion. Take that back IT boy. That layer is essential to every student on earth learning to use a microscope. P.S. I absolutely fucking love red onions. ^what he said. computer Whoa - back up there! Com-...

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Thanks ever so for posting our results Howard. I was clearly too stunned at winning a game to even think about it.

Good thing someone's on the ball

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Personally I think it was the England Cricket Team trying to crash the Visa / Mastercard / Paypal websites.

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I loathe the News of the World. Like It's still true that he got banned for failing to mention a meeting where he offered to swing a game to anyone. The question stands though as a wider question in sport - what happens when there's a cloud hanging over someone's head? It's a shame that people's na...

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So it's snooker season again - not quite as prestigious as the World Championships but I'm not a tournament snob :P 'Course, the funny thing about this tournament is it's John Higgins's first after his little break spending time with his family by bringing the game into disrepute for agreeing to fix...

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Charlie Reams wrote:Do we need a new thread for your every passing thought?

Poll

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If you're hoping for that as your c4cecret santa present you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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Gavin Chipper wrote:(Does Philip Jarvis actually have eight in a row?)

Yes, but only inches.

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I'll only do it if it can be guaranteed that Marc Meakin doesn't find out where I live. At least you'll have some idea who your present's from :lol: http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:4M3bQqsdwi1TvM:http://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-04/art/nsmb-bullet-bill.jpg&t=1 Death threats aside that's ...

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Last year we stayed in the Lincoln Thorpe on the Hill Travelodge. It was ok, and pretty close to the pub, although I believe we have a new and exciting venue this year, so I don't know how that changes it. At the moment they're advertising rooms for £32.50, although that may change closer to the time.

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Matt Morrison wrote:Haha. It's cool to be able to say "I fucking love your mum" and not even mean it as a diss.

Had to re-read that. Switched round the second and third words by mistake

I did think for a thread about what you permit in front of your partner it was pushing it

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Dammit I feel like Oprah.

Tell the ho' to get the firk out if that's the way she wants it bee-yatch.

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

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Characters. I wanted to ask the question: Do you think it is wrong for your partner to issue you an ultimatum its me or the....................IN MY CASE ITS NON PAYING LODGERS Why do you have non-paying lodgers? Are you a charity? If they can't afford their rent they either need to claim the corre...

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Jon Corby wrote:
Ryan Taylor wrote:I'm more S Club Juniors.
You should check out Minipops. I doubt you were alive when it was broadcast actually.

As featured in last Sunday's pub quiz:

Google that, losers

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They both use the same scoring system. :? Yeah, but the notation's different. In England they write the runs first then the wickets, in Aus its wickets first then runs (the freaks). Fascinating stuff. Cheers - didn't know that. I'll wait till himself's expounding at length on the subject then wow h...

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Rhys Benjamin wrote:English scoring or Aussy scoring?

They both use the same scoring system.

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StephenBWhite Stephen White The Nerds on #Pointless look like they only come out in day light when a New World of Warcraft Game is released Eejit. This is obviously the least likely time you're going to see daylight. Is the same one you were one before? Cos I saw that but if it's a new one I'll iPl...

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Going back to the original subject, thanks for bringing that to my attention. Appropriate action taken.

Edit: Derek didn't "hand out" any passwords but if that's how Richard hacked it I've changed my passwords.

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Ian Dent wrote:He touched a lady up in a taxi - according to rumours.

That's cos he's from Stoke. They're grateful when Robbie Williams does it.

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Phil Taylor is now joint second favourite (with Graeme McDowell at around 11/2) with the bookies (Tony McCoy is the big favourite at evens) and his odds seem to be getting shorter every day. That's cos Phil Taylor flippin' should win it. 15 World Championships and >150 tournaments? I'm confused why...

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Marc, please calm down. Of course threatening someone with a baseball bat's a crime. I'm not treated unfairly and I'm not one of 'us', and Matthew Green doesn't post on here any more. Tbf to Doddy I wouldn't apologise to someone who'd sent me death threats citing auto-erotic asphyxiation, although I...

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Marc Meakin wrote:Point?

Srsly, if even you're asking what the point is it's time to step away for a bit and calm down.

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Reported for posting links to such offensive material.

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Did Judy Garland die (again, recently)?

He was one of the greatest comics of our time. They won't make 'em like that again.

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He was pretty tardy in taking action though too. Not that I really give the slightest fuck personally, but let's not overdo the 'innocence' here. AFAIK his keyboard was broken, and by the time it was repaired the damage was done. I'm not the Derek Defence League, I just think it's harsh him getting...

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Just to clarify Jono's response, RB is 100% responsible, all on his jack. He is a dba as he set up the database stuff originally. It's very common to have more than 1 dba anyway (e.g. there were 12 dbas in the regional team at my last IT employer with responsibility for ~250 machines, all with unlim...

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I report something that (admittedly may or may not be true - didn't check it out terribly thoroughly cos I didn't want to think about it too much) was the result of a fairly animated conversation with a copper I think the real trade secret here is that the police generally have very sketchy knowled...

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You're worried? I report something that (admittedly may or may not be true - didn't check it out terribly thoroughly cos I didn't want to think about it too much) was the result of a fairly animated conversation with a copper, and the next thing I know I've got grandchildren! Who are at it! My life!...

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Ryan Taylor wrote:Most racist spoilers thread ever.

Said the ginger.

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Frankie Boyle described someone as a 'fucknugget', which was definitely my word of the day.

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Marc Meakin wrote:I'm sure your all normal,(well apart from Bentley)

Quoted for lies. Jim's awesome and I can't wait to get him on the pool table again.

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I didn't get the wrong day did I? Emma is making an honest man of Dinos tomorrow?

If it's not tomorrow it's coming up pretty damn fast

Congratulations anyway

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Irony

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Massive congratulations to Mr & Mrs Sale!!!

Pix pls! Have a fab day - love to you both and be happy xxx

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It's only just occured to me that because it has been documented that Mary was only 15 when she gave birth to Jesus ergo God is a paedo (and committed statutory rape) It's only stat rape if it's against the law of the country, which it wasn't at the time, and that it actually happens, which it didn...

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There once was a man named Mark; Whose jokes were transported by Ark. Originally in Latin, So misshapen an' shat in, Humour leaves him in the dark. Just for the record, who makes you laugh. Btw it's Marc. Would have sent you a poem back but nothing decent rhymes with either david or O' Donnell alth...

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Well whaddaya know? Today is Thanksgiving! So what do you have to be grateful for, or even what pilgrimages have you made? Apparently it's the same thing as Harvest Festival, so share your tales of being marched from school to a local church with a badly-decorated strawberry basket and some tins in ...

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James Hall wrote:Lesley Hines

Heh - chuffed

We'll have to have a game!

Lesley Hines

It's not to knock them off, actually. It's because 4 year olds are really destructive to DVDs so I store them all on the hard drive so that the original material remains in tact. The PC's connected to the TV so it's easier to have a movie library on the computer, rather than losing / scratching the...

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It's not to knock them off, actually. It's because 4 year olds are really destructive to DVDs so I store them all on the hard drive so that the original material remains in tact. The PC's connected to the TV so it's easier to have a movie library on the computer, rather than losing / scratching the ...

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