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- Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:17 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Can I go back on Countdown after 10 years?
- Replies: 18
- Views: 16884
Re: Can I go back on Countdown after 10 years?
Yusss! I've spent 10 years off the forum, too. Just to be on the safe side.
- Thu Feb 18, 2016 3:29 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Impossible Rachel
- Replies: 20
- Views: 12846
Re: Impossible Rachel
I'm going to carry on believing it anyhow
- Wed Feb 17, 2016 2:52 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Deliberately Silly Factoids
- Replies: 45
- Views: 10939
Re: Deliberately Silly Factoids
Mark Kermode and Mark Lamarr are cousins. Genesis came up with their name after Phil Collins used a bible instead of a cowbell on the first track they recorded. Due to a birth defect Chris Moyles has one testicle much bigger than the other. He calls it his Danny Dyer. Bob Hoskins invented the curren...
- Tue Feb 16, 2016 4:48 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Impossible Rachel
- Replies: 20
- Views: 12846
Re: Impossible Rachel
Thanks!
- Tue Feb 16, 2016 4:37 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Impossible Rachel
- Replies: 20
- Views: 12846
Re: Impossible Rachel
Wow. That's impressive. How many possible ones are there?
- Tue Feb 16, 2016 1:06 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Impossible Rachel
- Replies: 20
- Views: 12846
Impossible Rachel
Apologies if that has come up before, I did do a search and found nothing.
How does Rachel know when the numbers are impossible?
Does she work it out herself or has someone run it through a program and let her know?
How does Rachel know when the numbers are impossible?
Does she work it out herself or has someone run it through a program and let her know?
- Wed Feb 10, 2016 7:10 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: How many countries have you been to?
- Replies: 172
- Views: 90088
Re: How many countries have you been to?
Eire, UK, France, Belgium, Netherlands, Murica, Spain, Czech Republic, Monaco,
9
I may have briefly set foot in Germany...not sure
9
I may have briefly set foot in Germany...not sure
- Wed Feb 10, 2016 6:29 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Who are your heroes?
- Replies: 20
- Views: 5699
Re: Who are your heroes?
They were until the whole Townsend debacle.
- Wed Feb 10, 2016 6:20 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: What films have you watched lately?
- Replies: 430
- Views: 265868
Re: What films have you watched lately?
John Wick: Marley and Neo. Not wick. 7/10
Star Wars 7: Stepson dropped spoiler. Dead now. 8/10
Spectre: Not too shabby. Bit long 6/10
Ex machina: Creepy alco with sexy robots 9/10
Birdman: As much fun as meningitis 2/10
Star Wars 7: Stepson dropped spoiler. Dead now. 8/10
Spectre: Not too shabby. Bit long 6/10
Ex machina: Creepy alco with sexy robots 9/10
Birdman: As much fun as meningitis 2/10
- Wed Feb 10, 2016 4:52 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Derren Brown - The Events
- Replies: 584
- Views: 71259
Re: Derren Brown - The Events
I'll see how it goes!
- Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:55 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Derren Brown - The Events
- Replies: 584
- Views: 71259
Re: Derren Brown - The Events
Sleight of hand versus slight of hand.
- Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:46 pm
- Forum: Other game shows
- Topic: Quiz Trippers
- Replies: 10
- Views: 9648
Re: Quiz Trippers
I've just started watching it. It's shit so far. Although Kevin Quinn the "Santa Claus" of the group is the one that Scott beat . Although Kevin said he lost by only 10 points when in fact it was 20. Lying bastard. Edit: It's really shit and almost unwatchable. Haha. It was really crap. T...
- Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:09 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]
- Replies: 56
- Views: 5291
Re: Who butters your bread? [Updated poll]
Self-employed entertainer. Not really work as I just play with toys and tell jokes but it keeps a roof over my head and beer in my belly.
- Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:48 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: How autistic are you?
- Replies: 125
- Views: 18718
Re: How autistic are you?
Another 24 here
- Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:27 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Derren Brown - The Events
- Replies: 584
- Views: 71259
Re: Derren Brown - The Events
It was really no different to any other trick whereby a prediction is supposedly in view but not revealed the whole time. From a spectators point of view yes but the methodology must be different. I could take a card from a sealed envelope with the winning lottery numbers on it but I couldn't do it...
Re: Breakfast
No pancakes, no beans. All the rest by the shovelful.
Re: Mammals
Reciever
- Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:33 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Favourite Oxymorons
- Replies: 45
- Views: 4116
Re: Favourite Oxymorons
There's a company here called "valuecabs" which I like to call an oxymoron on wheels.
It's not.
But that's what I like to do, so nyah.
It's not.
But that's what I like to do, so nyah.
- Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:50 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Super Cool Funny Jokes
- Replies: 144
- Views: 18719
Re: Super Cool Funny Jokes
Not yet, I bought a video camera at christmas and still haven't worked out how to use it properly. I've some audio recordings but they're a bit fuzzy. A friend of mine has a clip of me on his phone dieing on my arse which won't be going on youtube... I'm doing a lot of it in the next couple of weeks...
- Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:49 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Super Cool Funny Jokes
- Replies: 144
- Views: 18719
Re: Super Cool Funny Jokes
a) I just won a competition to be an MP for a day – i'm quite looking forward to it - all expenses paid! b) I recently went to see a Revenge Counsellor - he was quite expensive. He used to be free but one day he just woke up and thought "I'LL MAKE THEM PAY FOR THIS!!". c) I wanted to get ...
- Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:57 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: what's your top 10 favourite films?
- Replies: 101
- Views: 11614
Re: what's your top 10 favourite films?
I did, however watch Rope last night and it would easily make it into my 10 favourite films of all time. Jono, I hope you saw last night's special episode of Psychoville which was a pastiche of Rope and was shot entirely in two continuous takes (and was also very, very funny). Great to see all thre...
- Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:26 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: In the news again...
- Replies: 52
- Views: 5993
Re: In the news again...
Heh, I just saw the mention on HIGNFY and popped over here to see if it was mentioned. I remember the 'shocking' news when it came out years ago. My girlfriend, at the time, mentioned she had read it and therefore concluded that the whole show was rigged and even the contestants knew the letters. I ...
- Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:43 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Which two letters come next in the sequence?
- Replies: 81
- Views: 9637
Re: Which two letters come next in the sequence?
I was on the right track for a couple of days just didn't get the last little bit.
I found this in a similair sequence yesterday that continues TH,YO,IM,TO,TH,STJon Corby wrote:YO,LI,TO,TH
- Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:01 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Word-Wizardry level 4: The Voyage of Theseus
- Replies: 25
- Views: 4105
Re: Word-Wizardry level 4: The Voyage of Theseus
I was thinking hand as in; the third hand on my watch is the second hand.
- Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:49 am
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Which two letters come next in the sequence?
- Replies: 81
- Views: 9637
Re: Which two letters come next in the sequence?
Don't answer that question. I've just got it.
Woo hoo.
Woo hoo.
- Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:46 am
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Which two letters come next in the sequence?
- Replies: 81
- Views: 9637
Re: Which two letters come next in the sequence?
Is it to do with music?
- Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:11 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Limerick Competition
- Replies: 36
- Views: 4550
Re: Limerick Competition
Ha! Well, if he eats it a certain way I guess it's a different kind of bear, in which case it puts a new slant on eating Bill, too.
- Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:56 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Limerick Competition
- Replies: 36
- Views: 4550
Re: Limerick Competition
Here are mine from the poetry thread (it is rather arrogant quoting one's self but on the other hand I'm not here much nowadays and I think everyone has forgotten how hilarious I am) From the Des O'C and Vord days: Some say Des can no longer rock, But he still gives the ladies a shock, At 3:25, They...
- Tue May 05, 2009 12:09 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Unfortunate names
- Replies: 37
- Views: 4364
Re: Unfortunate names
There was an article in some rag a few months ago about a Mr and Mrs Peacock who named their child Drew.Matt Morrison wrote:I know a guy called Chris Peacock. That's probably the best I've got.
- Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:57 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Puppet boy
- Replies: 40
- Views: 3051
Re: Puppet boy
I've no idea either. Must be magic. There's alot of this guy on youtube, well worth a search.
Here's a handy talent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybRNdbzMXgs
Here's a handy talent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybRNdbzMXgs
- Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:12 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Puppet boy
- Replies: 40
- Views: 3051
- Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:34 pm
- Forum: Games and Puzzles
- Topic: Eyeball it!
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3165
Re: Eyeball it!
3.95
Got a few 1.0s and a 0.5 but then mucked it up with some way out ones.
Got a few 1.0s and a 0.5 but then mucked it up with some way out ones.
- Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:28 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Tastes in comedy
- Replies: 72
- Views: 8105
Re: Tastes in comedy
Nice finish. If you're ever in Belfast on a Monday give us a shout and we'll give you a spot.
I spent £300 on a camera over christmas and still haven't learnt how to work the thing. I'll see if I can get it working by tomorrow and put some of my shtick on the youtube.
I spent £300 on a camera over christmas and still haven't learnt how to work the thing. I'll see if I can get it working by tomorrow and put some of my shtick on the youtube.
- Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:38 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Birthdays
- Replies: 1252
- Views: 131000
Re: Birthdays
Happy birthday to everyone who has had a birthday since I was last in this part of the forum.
- Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:53 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Tastes in comedy
- Replies: 72
- Views: 8105
Re: Tastes in comedy
I hummed and hawed then went for TC.
My favourite comedian changes weekly.
I do love Dylan Moran. Am into Daniel Kitson and Tony Law at the mo.
I do some countdown material...
My favourite comedian changes weekly.
I do love Dylan Moran. Am into Daniel Kitson and Tony Law at the mo.
I do some countdown material...
- Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:03 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Sandwich/Sandwiches
- Replies: 195
- Views: 15509
Re: Sandwich/Sandwiches
I voted 2 samwidges but wanted to vote 2 or 0 incase anyone cuts through the filling.
- Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:49 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Have you read this twaddle!!
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3826
Re: Have you read this twaddle!!
Thank god for that.
Colin sounds delightful especially with the attractive packaging based on the work of Jackoff Nutsack.
Colin sounds delightful especially with the attractive packaging based on the work of Jackoff Nutsack.
- Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:19 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: I am in a big rut!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1120
Re: I am in a big rut!
Hi, everyone! I thought my Internet connection was working fine, but then all of a sudden some links I like to visit went dead, one by one. For example, one of those links was the link to one of my old newspapers. Links like those ones are updated daily, so I don't know why the most current copy of...
Re: Really
I feel like I'm being cued to say "really?"
- Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:25 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Red Dwarf returns
- Replies: 25
- Views: 3825
Re: Red Dwarf returns
The Grant/Naylor partnership broke up after the 6th series and Doug Naylor then wrote it with other people (like Kryton) so I kind of assumed that Rob Grant must be the funny one...
- Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:11 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: A Question of Genius
- Replies: 43
- Views: 8542
- Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:16 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Puppet boy
- Replies: 40
- Views: 3051
Re: Puppet boy
In about 1968, I was walking through the street in Portsmouth and a bloke was demonstrating several card tricks. One of them was that he held out a pack of cards, fanned them and they were all different, then he fanned them again and they were all the same - nine of spades. They all had proper 'bac...
- Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:53 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Puppet boy
- Replies: 40
- Views: 3051
Re: Puppet boy
Oh heck, just spotted this thread. I should really pipe in, I sup hoes.
Hello! It's all magic. Shut up.
Hope that helps.
Hello! It's all magic. Shut up.
Hope that helps.
- Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:58 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Super Cool Funny Jokes
- Replies: 144
- Views: 18719
Re: Super Cool Funny Jokes
I'd love to see that, have heard good reports about it. I didn't like the last OFIF one as much as I did menage a un.Phil Reynolds wrote: Saw Rich's new live show The Headmaster's Son the other week, and very good it was too.
- Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:16 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Egg or Chicken
- Replies: 27
- Views: 4656
Re: Egg or Chicken
In what case I should've said which...
I'm changing my avatar I can't even take myself seriously.
I'm changing my avatar I can't even take myself seriously.
- Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:14 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Egg or Chicken
- Replies: 27
- Views: 4656
Re: Egg or Chicken
I was going to stick with egg or chicken?Michael Wallace wrote:What are the options?M. George Quinn wrote:Can we vote on something more interesting now, like what tastes better on toast?
- Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:52 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: Egg or Chicken
- Replies: 27
- Views: 4656
Re: Egg or Chicken
There's a HEYlarious cartoon somewhere of a chicken and an egg in bed with an egg smoking a fag and a chicken looking unfulfilled. Do you see what they did there? As I mentioned; HEYlarious. Assuming Darwinism, I reckon a long, long time ago (IAGFFA) that there was probably a chickenesque creature t...
- Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:10 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: A little lighthearted poem
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2556
Re: A little lighthearted poem
Not sure if you missed it or you were just getting even. Correct response:
What? That guy from Siddley?
What? That guy from Siddley?
- Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:06 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: A little lighthearted poem
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2556
Re: A little lighthearted poem
Were you making love to an Australian man?
- Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:26 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: A little lighthearted poem
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2556
Re: A little lighthearted poem
Oh sorry, my mistake
- Fri Mar 20, 2009 12:06 pm
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: A little lighthearted poem
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2556
Re: A little lighthearted poem
I don't get it. What's a kiddley stone?
- Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:59 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: A Question of Genius
- Replies: 43
- Views: 8542
Re: A Question of Genius
I got my leg caught in a mangle and couldn't reach the keyboard.
- Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:46 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: -FUNNY- Jokes
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3894
Re: -FUNNY- Jokes
A priest books into a hotel and says to the blonde receptionist,
“I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she says, "it's just regular porn... you sick puppy."
“I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she says, "it's just regular porn... you sick puppy."
- Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:38 am
- Forum: Off-topic
- Topic: A Question of Genius
- Replies: 43
- Views: 8542
Re: A Question of Genius
Me dad's on it next week so I spose I'll have to watch it.
- Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:49 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: No Countdown next week :(
- Replies: 74
- Views: 7953
Re: No Countdown next week :(
Your all useless at grammar. Its something you should of learned at school.
- Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:13 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: No Countdown next week :(
- Replies: 74
- Views: 7953
Re: No Countdown next week :(
Unusual court case in the papers today; apparently the word ‘interesting’ is currently suing a certain Mr Larsen for defamation of character…
- Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:19 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Arithmetician Search Begins
- Replies: 58
- Views: 6367
Re: Arithmetician Search Begins
That's probably it, Jason. They're worried a male hostess would spend all his time belching and scratching his groin whereas a female could look pretty and knit things for the crew.
- Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:04 pm
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: FAO Charlie Reams
- Replies: 16
- Views: 2744
Re: FAO Charlie Reams
There used to be but the pigeon died.
- Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:14 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Birthdays
- Replies: 1252
- Views: 131000
Re: Birthdays
Well, I am delighted that that is all sorted, Jason. Yay for us.
Do you think some kind of celebratory shindig might be in order?
Do you think some kind of celebratory shindig might be in order?
- Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:53 am
- Forum: Countdown - General
- Topic: Birthdays
- Replies: 1252
- Views: 131000
Re: Birthdays
'Great Kate' sounds delightful.
I thought it would only be fair to help you sort out the 'raccoon boy' business once and for all.
It all becomes clear if you look at Michael's avatar:
You see that fox with silver eyebrows recieving an enema?
Well, he's thinking about a raccoon...
I thought it would only be fair to help you sort out the 'raccoon boy' business once and for all.
It all becomes clear if you look at Michael's avatar:
You see that fox with silver eyebrows recieving an enema?
Well, he's thinking about a raccoon...