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by Graeme Cole
Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:09 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday April 13th 2011
Replies: 12
Views: 4834

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday April 13th 2011

DC's offering of ACETIC^ in R4 is invalid; it only occurs in the term "acetic acid" and doesn't have an entry on its own.

ASCETIC was there for 7, though.
by Graeme Cole
Sun Apr 10, 2011 10:43 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 507536

Re: Bug reports

If Tourney Owl is so that you can play a tournament game separately from your opponent, then pencils from Tourney Owl games shouldn't be announced in chat. So that's what Tourney Owl is... didn't know exactly how it worked. I didn't even know slightly how she worked! Played her today - ended quite ...
by Graeme Cole
Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:08 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Tuesday 5th April 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 57)
Replies: 3
Views: 1520

Re: Tuesday 5th April 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 57)

James Bradley wrote:Round 13: Z S W T C A E O A

AM: WASTE (5)
GS: SWEAT (5)
DC: ASCOT (5)
OT: COSTAE (6) WECAST (6)
Score: 74–20 (max 99)
I spotted WECAST^ too, but only because it's been mentioned before as an error in apterous's word list, probably a typo of WEBCAST. It isn't in the dictionary.
by Graeme Cole
Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:20 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Calendar
Replies: 126
Views: 18488

Re: Countdown Calendar

I got CARPHOTOS in about 3 seconds and still haven't solved HARDYTOIL, FWIW. I think I know the intended solution for HARDYTOIL (THYROIDAL*) , but there's no anagram for it in Lexplorer, so you might be wasting your time trying to think of it. That is indeed the given solution, but you're right; it...
by Graeme Cole
Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:08 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Calendar
Replies: 126
Views: 18488

Re: Countdown Calendar

Genuinely didn't notice this mainly because like you say the numbers are so piss easy. Conundrums have been quite tricky of late I thought. It took me until about 3pm today to spot today's one and I had to give up on the HARDYTOIL one :x I noticed it too, but luckily it was well easy, but so was th...
by Graeme Cole
Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:23 am
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: What University Did You Go To/Are you at/Are you going to?
Replies: 65
Views: 15827

Re: What University Did You Go To/Are you at/Are you going t

What year did you graduate? 1981 - you? 1988. I expect lots of the lecturers were the same, though, and probably some of the computers! Do daisy or snow mean anything to you? 2005. By the time I was at Warwick they'd moved the CS department to its own building rather than giving it a few rooms dang...
by Graeme Cole
Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:06 pm
Forum: Other game shows
Topic: The weakest Weakest Link ever
Replies: 21
Views: 5581

Re: The weakest Weakest Link ever

By the way Liam, I think you're overlooking the fact that Anne Robinson quite often mumbles or fluffs the questions, and then scowls angrily if anyone asks her to repeat. I remember one from years ago when Anne Robinson appeared to ask "How many Rs are there in three days?" Contestant sai...
by Graeme Cole
Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:15 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 487515

Re: Feature requests

Writing things down will probably be a good start! I really should start doing it in Numbers Attack against humans as well. There have been quite a few times lately where I have got the solution in less than 10 seconds, clicked "end round early" and forgotten the solution when the solutio...
by Graeme Cole
Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:44 am
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Friday 11 March 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 45)
Replies: 16
Views: 3092

Re: Friday 11 March 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 45)

Round 2: T L A F E L N I O C1: INFLATE (7) C2: ELATION (7) DC: FLATLINE (8) OT: FELLATIO (8) Score: 13–13 (max 14) Did the contestants spot FELLATIO but were asked to offer a 7? If they'd offered FELLATIO (ahem) but someone decided they didn't want to broadcast it, I think it's more likely they'd h...
by Graeme Cole
Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:23 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous FA Cup
Replies: 195
Views: 33457

Re: Apterous FA Cup

In, please.
by Graeme Cole
Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:04 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown words spotted in real life
Replies: 122
Views: 60987

Re: Countdown words spotted in real life

I was on holiday in Norway all last week, and it turns out they have this chocolate bar.

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by Graeme Cole
Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:05 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday March 7th 2011
Replies: 9
Views: 2855

Re: Spoilers For Monday March 7th 2011

John Douglas wrote:HOGWASH (7) was there R1, but unfortunately not HOGWASHED.
Afraid not. You'd need two aitches.
by Graeme Cole
Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:04 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday March 7th 2011
Replies: 9
Views: 2855

Re: Spoilers For Monday March 7th 2011

TRIFECTA in round 4.
by Graeme Cole
Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:24 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Masters 2011
Replies: 167
Views: 30200

Re: Apterous Masters 2011

Played my games against Matt Coates last night and was soundly beaten. Therefore I hope Matt goes on to win the tournament now :) Sorry, beat him. :-) Graeme Cole 97 - 84 Matt Coates Matt Coates 77 - 98 Graeme Cole Matt got a nine in the first game which I was nowhere near, causing it to go to a cr...
by Graeme Cole
Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:52 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Masters 2011
Replies: 167
Views: 30200

Re: Apterous Masters 2011

by Graeme Cole
Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:34 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Mike Spellars for Tuesday 22nd February 2011
Replies: 12
Views: 3043

Re: Mike Spellars for Tuesday 22nd February 2011

Did not know what to do regarding PAGANISE. So have listed it as disallowed by Susie and not counted it on Ned's total but then listed it as OT and included it in the max. Quite retarded yes but I don't know what is best since both apterous and the recap writer says it is valid. I was surprised at ...
by Graeme Cole
Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:52 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Masters 2011
Replies: 167
Views: 30200

Re: Apterous Masters 2011

I still maintain that if I went to work and everyone but me was coughing and sneezing, I'd be the wellest one there. WELL is a monosyllabic adjective, so by the rules of Countdown (as I understand them) weller and wellest needn't be specified, even though I think they sound daft. But then Susie quo...
by Graeme Cole
Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:12 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 507536

Re: Bug reports

Thanks for all the new ODE3 words, Charlie and others. I just thought I'd mention that Mike Brown's recap said that SENORITA and SENORA are no longer valid in ODE3 because they're capitalised. I've checked the dictionary and this is true, but I've noticed they're both still valid on apterous. The sa...
by Graeme Cole
Sat Feb 19, 2011 2:01 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Conundrum alphabet
Replies: 335
Views: 23714

Re: Conundrum alphabet

7. TIGHTNESS
11. ILLEGIBLY
18. GRANIVORE
24. YABBERING
by Graeme Cole
Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:05 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Thursday February 17th 2011
Replies: 20
Views: 4067

Re: Spoilers For Thursday February 17th 2011

James Robinson wrote:Is it me, or did anyone else think that the answer to the 2nd TTT was POOFTERS :?:

CURIOSA in round 1 and SIDELESS in round 11.
Yep, seems to have been a popular alternative answer.

Also I got the conundrum in a quarter of a second thanks to MOAR SPOILERZ!
by Graeme Cole
Wed Feb 16, 2011 8:24 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday February 16th 2011
Replies: 31
Views: 3535

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday February 16th 2011

Did anyone else notice Jeff made the all-too-common error of saying "astrological" instead of "astronomical" during his opening anecdote? And shout things at the screen as a result?
by Graeme Cole
Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:04 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday February 9th 2011
Replies: 13
Views: 2875

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday February 9th 2011

SAUTES in round 2. :-)
by Graeme Cole
Wed Feb 02, 2011 10:41 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Wednesday 2nd February 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 18)
Replies: 4
Views: 1055

Re: Wednesday 2nd February 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 18)

Round 14: 75, 100, 6, 2, 4, 1. Target: 259. C1: 259. ((100 - 6) x 2) + 75 - 4 (10) C2: 259. ((100 - 6) x 2) + 75 - 4 (10) Score: 83–105 (max 122) I thought there'd be a simpler way to get to 259. As it is, both contestants solve it the way I solved it. There's a slightly simpler way; I did 2*75 + 1...
by Graeme Cole
Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:17 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday February 2nd 2011
Replies: 20
Views: 2907

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday February 2nd 2011

Edward McCullagh wrote:Surprised no-one has picked up on "accidenty" yet :? :oops:
Well played. This might have been asked before, but was your apterous photo taken shortly after the incident with the paramedic?
by Graeme Cole
Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:56 pm
Forum: Off-topic
Topic: Cool Things You Did
Replies: 74
Views: 19521

Re: Cool Things You Did

On the subject of computer games, I made this animation about a year and a half ago:

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The cool thing about it is that it got passed around the interwebs a lot and eventually showed up on Jordan Mechner's twitter feed.
by Graeme Cole
Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:49 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Crossword WITHOUT A PRIZE!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 1916

Re: Crossword WITHOUT A PRIZE!!!

I've got six clues left. No idea what the connection is.
by Graeme Cole
Tue Feb 01, 2011 10:47 pm
Forum: Countdown - Current recaps
Topic: Tuesday 1st February 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 17)
Replies: 39
Views: 4624

Re: Tuesday 1st February 2011 (Series 64, Prelim 17)

Joseph Krol wrote:In round four I presume STODGIER has been removed?
Nope, it's still in. And in any case, I think the recap writer still uses ODE2r. Not sure why the word hasn't shown up in this one.
by Graeme Cole
Tue Feb 01, 2011 8:28 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday February 1st 2011
Replies: 13
Views: 2638

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday February 1st 2011

That Dave Dyer is good. Twelve maxes, and beat me by thirty points.

Whoever was waiting to play him next must have been bricking it...
by Graeme Cole
Sat Jan 29, 2011 11:13 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Application Form
Replies: 7
Views: 2538

Re: Application Form

Guys, I'm reading the application form atm. Could someone who's applied/appeared tell me what the difference is between "Full Name" and "Preferred name"? I've not applied or appeared, but it looks like they want to know (a) what your actual name is, and (b) what you want your na...
by Graeme Cole
Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:23 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Reusing Conundrums
Replies: 11
Views: 1899

Re: Reusing Conundrums

We seem to be running out of conundrums already. Yesterday's conundrum was used just 3 series ago. :shock: :o http://www.c4countdown.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2412 Yeah, but the thing about that conundrum is it can easily be scrambled into a number of different anagrams as required. It's very.....
by Graeme Cole
Tue Jan 25, 2011 9:17 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Calendar
Replies: 126
Views: 18488

Re: Countdown Calendar

Adam Gillard wrote:
Ryan Taylor wrote:
Matt Morrison wrote:Wonder if The Gillard has the calendar?
I reckon he'd deny it.
I don't understand any of this. I gather there's a Countdown calendar and I gather it would be amusing to you if I denied owning one, so here you go: I deny it.
The conundrum on yesterday's calendar page was UATSCHOOL.
by Graeme Cole
Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:16 pm
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Countdown Calendar
Replies: 126
Views: 18488

Re: Countdown Calendar

Those of you with this year's Countdown Calendar will know that I was rather fortunate in this game yesterday.
by Graeme Cole
Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:37 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday January 17th 2011
Replies: 16
Views: 3719

Re: Spoilers For Monday January 17th 2011

I managed to beat Adam, but only because I'd read that conundrum on Countdown's Twitter feed last month. Spoilers! :-)

Well done on another win, Adam. Hopefully there'll be another four like that.
by Graeme Cole
Sat Jan 15, 2011 11:56 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 487515

Re: Feature requests

Are we ever going to see a Headnote of Hares, Headword of Hurst, Magazine of Monaghan or Paperback of Pati?
by Graeme Cole
Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:07 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Wednesday January 12th 2011
Replies: 48
Views: 3745

Re: Spoilers For Wednesday January 12th 2011

Well played Adam.

Did anyone else notice that strange background noise in round 2 just after Adam offered his word? I thought it might be that they were resetting the clock and the hand needs oiling, but it sounded more like the death rattle of the little goblin that runs around inside it.
by Graeme Cole
Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:30 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Round 4
Replies: 57
Views: 12737

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Round 4

Same boat here. Haven't seen hide nor hair of my opponents all week.
by Graeme Cole
Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:22 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 487515

Re: Feature requests

How about if you play 8 consecutive normal 15 rounders, you get eight shirts (regarding the cliché that you must buy many shirts if you are an octochamp) as an item idea? Amusing idea but I don't really want to create an incentive to not experiment. Maybe an item for playing a selection of variants...
by Graeme Cole
Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:50 pm
Forum: Games and Puzzles
Topic: Collaborative crossword writing
Replies: 373
Views: 37380

Re: Collaborative crossword writing

One of the toilet cubicles at work has had a sign on the door for weeks. At some point I'm going to replace it with its clue:

Processed food router doesn't work (3,2,5)
by Graeme Cole
Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:10 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Round 3
Replies: 58
Views: 13481

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Round 3

by Graeme Cole
Sat Dec 18, 2010 4:16 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Grand Final Spoilers For Friday December 17th 2010
Replies: 70
Views: 12555

Re: Grand Final Spoilers For Friday December 17th 2010

gg and all that, but just wondering if anyone else thought, when the new prizes were revealed, "I wonder if that's because of Jack saying he wanted to come second...". What were the prizes? I didn't register. The full OED as before, plus a lifetime subscription to OED online and a laptop.
by Graeme Cole
Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:49 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Grand Final Spoilers For Friday December 17th 2010
Replies: 70
Views: 12555

Re: Grand Final Spoilers For Friday December 17th 2010

Well done to both players for solid performances throughout the series, and congratulations to Jack not only for the win but for finding another word with which to annoy the Daily Mail. :-) 2 schoolkids in the last 2 finals. Which bright spark in Channel 4 decided to put it further into the school d...
by Graeme Cole
Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:58 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Round 3
Replies: 58
Views: 13481

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Round 3

Speed Demon:

Matthew Tassier 82 - 76 Graeme Cole

Close game, but that SNAFUED won it for Matthew.
by Graeme Cole
Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:00 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 507536

Re: Bug reports

According to the new unique words page I'm the only person ever to offer AVOWEDLY, but that isn't true.
by Graeme Cole
Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:33 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers for Tuesday 14th December 2010
Replies: 30
Views: 4174

Re: Spoilers for Tuesday 14th December 2010

none of the finals have apto conundrums Kirk, which was planned by Dam Eoin's QF conundrum is on apterous and Eoin solved it in 2.5 seconds the time he solved it. A few days ago Jack mentioned that one of the finals conundrums was inadvertently used in the last heat game (and it isn't an apterous c...
by Graeme Cole
Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:56 am
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Feature requests
Replies: 1956
Views: 487515

Re: Feature requests

There's a distinct lack of items received during rounds 5, 10 and 14 in standard variant. How about a special omelette item for using all six numbers when a simpler solution was possible? It could lead to some fun easy numbers game mess ups from item hunters. And liven up the kinds of numbers round...
by Graeme Cole
Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:08 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday December 6th 2010
Replies: 10
Views: 2858

Re: Spoilers For Monday December 6th 2010

I've just realised the conundrum read "DIG SUSIE D". That's probably the first time it's taken me longer to work out what the scramble said than to work out what the solution was. :lol:
by Graeme Cole
Sun Dec 05, 2010 2:55 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 507536

Re: Bug reports

Would be interesting to know how the eye of apterous works (think this has been discussed before) as I've just noticed this: "Your PB in this format is 149; your opponent's is 77. The eye of apterous believes your chance of winning is 19%. Dare you defy it?" My PB is nearly double his and...
by Graeme Cole
Sat Dec 04, 2010 2:14 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Round 1
Replies: 89
Views: 22121

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Round 1

Kirk Bevins wrote:Just to keep you updated - I've messaged Dan Seasmith twice and Andrew's messaged him once and he still hasn't replied and we have one day left. I'm getting worried..
I've hardly seen him this week either. I'm supposed to be playing him in the main event.
by Graeme Cole
Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:16 am
Forum: Countdown - General
Topic: Who Will Win Series 63?
Replies: 17
Views: 2921

Re: Who Will Win Series 63?

The #8 seed, Michael Chadwick, couldn't make it to the finals last month, as he was in SINGAPORE :!: :shock: :o :roll: :? Make of that what you will, but that means a space is left open, and in to fill it is the fans' favourite, PETER GODWIN. Is it just me who finds this somewhat surprising? Michae...
by Graeme Cole
Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:03 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Round 1
Replies: 89
Views: 22121

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Round 1

by Graeme Cole
Tue Nov 30, 2010 7:45 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Round 1
Replies: 89
Views: 22121

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Round 1

Speed demon:

Graeme Cole 52 - 112 Kirk Bevins

Oh well, at least it's double figures. :-)
by Graeme Cole
Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:48 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Closed Round 1
Replies: 89
Views: 22121

Re: Apterous Winter Closed Round 1

James Hall wrote:Likewise:
Innis Carson 114 - 34 Ian Volante

Absolute masterclass. Cheers Innis!
What, do we have to call you Ian Volante from now on? :-)
by Graeme Cole
Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:06 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday November 23rd 2010
Replies: 17
Views: 4163

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday November 23rd 2010

Kirk Bevins wrote:Reopen that calculator because it's possible to get 238 points per game.
But can you make eleven valid nine-letter words from the standard letter distribution?

Exercise for the reader. :-)
by Graeme Cole
Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:54 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Tuesday November 23rd 2010
Replies: 17
Views: 4163

Re: Spoilers For Tuesday November 23rd 2010

When Jeff was doing his "top ten songs played in Indian restaurants" thing, is it just me who thought he was building up to "Ring of Fire"?
by Graeme Cole
Mon Nov 22, 2010 7:29 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Bug reports
Replies: 2157
Views: 507536

Re: Bug reports

The Account Settings page wrote:Hello Graeme Cole. You have generously donated £30 to the cause.
The account settings page exaggerates my generosity by 50%. Should be £15 for the subscription plus £5 for superstats.
by Graeme Cole
Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:51 pm
Forum: apterous.org
Topic: Apterous Winter Tournament sign-up
Replies: 64
Views: 13677

Re: Apterous Winter Tournament sign-up

Count me in for the main one and the speed one, please.
by Graeme Cole
Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:02 pm
Forum: Countdown - Spoilers
Topic: Spoilers For Monday November 15th 2010
Replies: 18
Views: 2469

Re: Spoilers For Monday November 15th 2010

Bit of a nightmare has occurred. I'm just doing the recap watching it back on sky plus but then it cut out around round 4 apparently there had been a fucking power cut. ARSE. So here's what I need if anyone can help: -DC words from round 4 -First numbers game -Both contestants declarations -Both co...